"Nothing funny! You have heard of this funny professor Ling Liutong's name." The thin monkey curled his lips and smiled.
"He is the chief ancient philologist of the Republic, the funny genius Ling Liutong? Ling Laozhong. Horse?" Xiao Chen screamed in shock.
Ling Liutong, whose name is a bit difficult to describe, is even a bit ugly. It became famous in the 1970s, when large tombs were discovered in various parts of the Republic, and Professor Ling Liutong was just an apprentice to a professor of history at that time.
Within a few years, he was proficient in ancient characters from various dynasties in the history of the Republic and became the most famous ancient characters expert in the Republic.
His fame is not just because he plays well with ancient characters. His funny and shocking words and deeds are also the focus of discussions between the industry and the media. Ling Liutong, 78, was 30 years old, in a large tomb of the Han Dynasty, 30 years ago.
Using an unearthed royal urinal as a urinal, he experienced the luxury of being an emperor; 26 years ago, when he translated an epitaph from a large tomb of the Ming Dynasty, an emperor's
Astonishing privacy, the emperor is a glass; 18 years ago, he published a novel called "The Secret History of Emperors of the Republic", which caused a huge wave of thunder...
Ling Liutong has lived to this age, and there are countless hilarious things. The biggest thing is that 8 years ago, when he was seventy years old, he suddenly announced that he was going to remarry and marry someone at that time.
The 23-year-old daughter of Huanghua, even more amazing is that after two years of marriage, the little wife actually got pregnant with a son for him. Now the old professor's sons are four years old. The daughter at that time
When Ling Liutong was pregnant, he didn't believe it himself. After the child was born, he took the child to do a DNA paternity test. The scientific identification showed that the baby was indeed his own flesh and blood, and this DNA
Paternity test results have also become the most awesome, most famous and most alarming identification result since the Republic introduced DNA paternity test technology.
After the appraisal results were announced, Ling Liutong immediately accepted an interview with the media and arrogantly told the media.
"I, Ling Liutong, must be a tough guy! If anyone still questioned my Ling Liutong's ability, you might as well bring your daughter to your door, and I'll let her have a few more pregnant for my Ling family!"
As soon as these words were said, they shocked the world! Ling Liutong also won the nickname of B, Ling Laoben. Horse! It is absolutely not an exaggeration to call him Ling Laoben. Horse. This guy has lived to this day and has married a total of 8
A wife, 18 children...
"Yes, I took a lot of effort to invite him." The thin monkey sighed, thinking of the price he paid to invite him, he was so angry that he was now so angry that he felt very angry.
"You can't say anything, I admire this old man Ling. He has a very strong life!" Xiao Chen praised. A talent like Ling Liutong is the pillar of the Republic. He can marry so many wives.
It means that he is capable and charming. He can still give birth to a fat boy with his little wife at the age of 70. Hehe, he is even more a role model for men!
"It's just that Y is seventy years old and she still murders a girl in her twenties! You must despise him!" Xiao Chen remembered that he had seen Ling Liutong's twenties in a magazine.
Wife, pretty pretty.
This old guy is snatching young people's meat when he is seventy years old. It's very unkind!
"Haha, can they still use their remaining energy in that aspect? Understand it, and I heard that the four-year-old guy now knows a little about ancient characters. Maybe he will be an ancient philologist who surpasses Ling Liutong in the future."
The thin monkey didn't respond much. Anyway, the old guy was not the girl he knew. He would harm him as much as he wanted.
"Buzzing." The skinny monkey's cell phone vibrated. He quickly took out his cell phone and took it out and took a look. Ling Liutong in the secret room sent him a text message.
"Come on Y! I've made a big discovery!" The text message sent by Ling Liutong is also so fashionable!
"Uh, let's go in, Old Chung Ling seems to have seen something." The skinny monkey said, and immediately pressed the secret switch of the door, and the two of them entered the secret room again.
....
"Professor Ling, what did you see?" As soon as he entered the secret room, Xiao Chen quickly stood next to Ling Liutong, hoping that this unknown ancient book would bring him some surprises.
Ling Liutong was holding a magnifying glass and pasted it on the ancient book without words to look at Xiao Chen, but he just spat: "Don't be anxious first, pour me a cup of tea."
Come first, I'm thirsty."
"Uh." A black line appeared on Xiao Chen's forehead, and it was difficult to speak out to scold the old man. He had to pour him a cup of tea.
"Professor Ling, which dynasty do you think this book is most likely from? I think you must have known it with your knowledge, right?" The skinny monkey asked softly, handing over the tea that Xiao Chen brought.
"Hehe, of course I don't look at who I, Ling Liutong!" Ling Liutong was praised by the skinny monkey, and his whole body became more energetic and intermittent. He stopped shaking. He put down his magnifying glass and took off his eyes.
After getting off his glasses, he took the tea and drank it slowly. The thin monkey quickly helped him sit on the chair.
"Please give me your advice, Professor Ling, my friend and I are both laymen, and it depends on you." The thin monkey bowed and smiled.
"Haha, you guy speaks nicely, unlike this handsome guy who keeps glaring at me." Ling Liutong smiled and gave Xiao Chen a blank look. He still liked the thin monkey who was listening to while speaking.
Who told you that kid is so handsome? Of course I can't stand it anymore!
"Uh." Xiao Chen was speechless for a moment, not knowing what to say, so he simply sat aside and crossed his legs.
"Haha, Professor Ling, don't be as knowledgeable as him. He is the kind of brainless person. Tell me what the ancient book is from!" The thin monkey caught a chance to attack Xiao Chen, so naturally he wouldn't
Let it go, and cast a contemptuous look at Xiao Chen.
"Okay, since you want to know, then I'll talk about this ancient book." Ling Liutong narrowed his eyes with a smile.
"Professor Ling, just say, I must listen carefully." The skinny monkey hurriedly bowed, and Xiao Chen on the side also raised his ears. He couldn't understand the ancient text, and he had to listen to the old man Ling. Horse.
Ling Liutong took another sip of tea and opened the first page of the ancient book, which contained four ancient characters.
"This ancient book is not a biography of characters or unofficial history of dynasties, but a book about the production process of a murder weapon called "serial flying needle cable".
The first thing Ling Liutong said shocked Xiao Chen!
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