In order to cope with the trip to the bar in the evening, classmate Xiao Chen just opened his eyes from Qin Yun's bed early in the morning. Regardless of Qin Yun's exhaustion from having scored four times last night, he shamelessly asked for one more time. The reason was:
, if there are activities at night, my wife may not come here again, so just feed her during the day.
After lunch at Qin Yun's house at noon, Xiao Chen returned to his residence and sat in his training room diligently practicing "Capturing the Dragon". Recently, Xiao Chen has touched the edge of the second level, and in two months
Later, he wanted to assassinate Wang Tielin, a top-notch insider expert. Now he doesn't dare to waste a minute or a second (then he has time to go to Qin Yun to do that every day? Calm down, adjust your life, understand Mr. Xiao
!). The earlier you reach the second floor, or even the third floor, the more confident you two will be in assassinating Wang Tielin.
Just after practicing the exercises for a short period of time, Xiao Chen's door was knocked loudly. Xiao Chen, who was practicing, had no choice but to stop the exercises and got up to open the door.
"Miss Wang, you are not too tired after such an afternoon!" Xiao Chen complained before he saw anyone outside the door.
"How do you know it's mine?" Wang Xiaoqi asked with a surprised look on her face, because the security door of Xiao Chen's house has no door opening in the whole building. If you don't open the door, you will know that you are really a god.
"Then think about it, there are no more than five people who know that I live here, and the other people who knock on the door are more ladies than you." Xiao Chen said helplessly, looking at Wang Xiaoqi standing at the door, wearing a pink miniskirt and matching
A green top, even though she looked very young and beautiful, Xiao Chen still couldn't think of any words to praise her.
"Hehe, I was bored in the afternoon, so I came to visit your kennel and clean up some things in the refrigerator for you." Wang Xiaoqi said with a smile, put her hands behind her back, and jumped into Xiao Chen's room.
Go to the door and go straight to the refrigerator...
Looking at Wang Xiaoqi sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed and stuffing popcorn into her mouth, Xiao Chen regretted letting her in just now. She could have enough snacks for a week, but in this one hour
Inside, everything has been destroyed by this eldest lady, especially the two bags of Copic potato chips that she likes to eat the most. She even poured out some of the dregs in the last bag.
Entered the mouth.
"Huh, Xiao Chen, you are so frugal, you only bought these things to put in the refrigerator." Wang Xiaoqi patted her belly and said dissatisfied to Xiao Chen, "Hurry and get me a cup of tea, you have eaten so much.
Damn it, I'm so thirsty now, I don't even have a bottle of green tea in the refrigerator, it's all black tea, you idiot."
"Uh... Your eldest lady's demands are really high! If you want to drink tea, pour it yourself!" Xiao Chen clicked his tongue, and did not get up to pour tea for Wang Xiaoqi. Instead, he sat down and stretched his arms on the edge of the sofa.
superior.
"Hey, you kid still wants to be a farmer and become a master?" Wang Xiaoqi pouted and ordered Xiao Chen arrogantly, "I give you three minutes to make me a good cup of Longjing, otherwise there will be consequences.
Conceited."
"Humph, I, Uncle Xiao, won't fall for your tricks. What's the big deal?" Xiao Chen pouted disapprovingly, not caring.
"Okay, kid, I haven't pinched you for a few days, so you have to get up." Wang Xiaoqi said with her tongue, then stood up and stood in front of Xiao Chen with her hands on her hips.
"When I was in biology class next Monday, I told the class that you and I were living together! And that we had an affair!" Wang Xiaoqi made another slander.
"What!" These words frightened Xiao Chenke so much that he jumped up from the sofa. However, this jump had a result that neither of them expected.
As mentioned before, Teacher Wang Xiaoqi is a typical child-like giant. When she put her hands on her hips just now, in order to conveniently attack classmate Xiao Chen at any time, she stood closer to Xiao Chen. Xiao Chen's leap was just right.
He bumped into Miss Wang. If this small bump had hit another girl, it might not have happened at all, but it happened to bump into Miss Wang. Because the weight in front of her was too heavy, Miss Wang was hit by this small bump.
With this slight bump, Chen lost his center of gravity and watched helplessly as he fell towards the glass coffee table in front of him.
"Ah!" Wang Xiaoqi was so shocked that she screamed and closed her eyes, not daring to imagine what kind of blow her jade back would suffer in the future!
But after a second, she discovered that she had not suffered any damage on her body. Instead, she felt something was wrong in her chest. Two big hands were actually grabbing her chest. Wang Xiaoqi looked forward and saw Xiao Chen's
Two big hands actually went around his back and used them as flesh pads to support him, but those damn big hands were still moving...
"Wow, Miss Wang is indeed a murder weapon!" Xiao Chen hadn't noticed the murderous intent in Wang Xiaoqi's eyes, and actually looked intoxicated. He grabbed two handfuls with both hands, deeply fascinated by that kind of murderous intent.
Good touch.
"Xiao Chen! I'll kill you!" Wang Xiaoqi rushed up and slapped Xiao Chen's right cheek directly. Unfortunately, she didn't hit the target. Her right hand had been caught by Xiao Chen's big hand that quickly retracted, and she couldn't.
move.
"Miss, don't hit people all the time. This is a harmonious society, so we need to be more harmonious." Xiao Chen said with a wicked smile.
"You, you, you bully me, wuwu..." Wang Xiaoqi saw that hitting people was unsuccessful, and scolding people was unsuccessful. She felt very wronged and couldn't bear it anymore. Tears flowed out of her eyes.
, just like her horrible behavior when eating snacks, she also made a lot of noise when she cried. She was like a faucet, and she couldn't stop the tears running down her pretty face.
"I said, I said, Miss, please don't cry. I didn't touch you on purpose. If I hadn't reached out just now, you would have been seriously injured. I only took action to protect you." Xiao
Chen had a look of injustice on his face, and when he saw Wang Xiaoqi covering her eyes and crying, he began to panic.
Unexpectedly, Wang Xiaoqi cried even harder after hearing Xiao Chen's explanation. She took advantage of the situation and hit Xiao Chen's body with her fists and kicks. Xiao Chen didn't care and let her hit her without fighting back or dodging.
Miss Wang's most advanced killing move attacked, and Xiao Chen could only get beaten. It is said that a woman's most powerful move is tears, and this is not true at all. Xiao Chen has also seen many women cry, but
I have never seen someone cry like Wang Xiaoqi in such a big scene. After a while, her eyes turned red from crying, "Damn you, you damn god! Wow... I told you to take advantage of me, and told you to fuck me.
, I’ll beat you to death, I’ll beat you to death!”
After being beaten for a full four or five minutes, Wang Xiaoqi finally calmed down. Her tears had dried up and her hands and feet had lost all strength. She stood panting in front of Xiao Chen. Xiao Chen didn't dare to speak and looked at her eyes swollen with fear.
Wang Xiaoqi's eyes were blinded. Because Wang Xiaoqi was breathing heavily, the giant nub in front of her was also shrugging, which was very attractive.
"Okay, it's okay. Look, your eyes are red from crying. Wipe them." Xiao Chen pretended to be gentle and quickly handed a few tissues to Wang Xiaoqi.
Just kidding, if I don't behave better now, I don't know how this girl will deal with me. If she really says in class that I had a relationship with her, then how will I be able to pick up girls in No. 6 Middle School in the future?
Wang Xiaoqi took the tissue in Xiao Chen's hand, wiped it hard on her eyes a few times, threw it on the ground after wiping it, and extended her hand to Xiao Chen. Xiao Chen smiled helplessly and quickly handed over a few more
.
The farce finally subsided, and the two of them were now sitting opposite each other on the sofa, discussing the "punishment!" for Xiao Chen.
"You tell me how you want to die. My innocence is above all else. After being ruined by a kid like you, you have to take responsibility." Wang Xiaoqi glared at Xiao Chen and said.
"Then how do you want me to be responsible? You don't want me to marry you. That would give me an advantage." Xiao Chen said helplessly. If he really wanted to marry this girl home, he would really dare to do so. Although
The temptation of the child-faced giant is too great, and it is useless to experience it without happiness.
Assuming that the two were really married, Miss Wang Xiaoqi put an iron ring around her neck, pulled her with a chain and asked her to learn how to crawl like a dog. She threw a bone forward and whispered commands.
He said, "Honey, go pick it up for me." Thinking of this scene, Xiao Chen's body trembled unconsciously. If she used two whips to slap her white buttocks a few more times, my God.
, no longer alive!
"What are you thinking about? You have such a wretched expression!" Wang Xiaoqi looked at Xiao Chen with disdain. Looking at the sly smile on the corner of his mouth, she knew that the boy was not thinking of anything good.
"Well, I, Xiao Chen, will just leave this hundred and dozens of kilograms here. You can do whatever you want with it. I have no complaints!" Xiao Chen simply didn't think about anything else, spread his hands on the sofa, and let it go.
This is what Teacher Wang is doing to himself.
"Hmph! You are actually playing tricks with me! Okay, from now on, when you see me, receive my phone calls, and see my photos, you have to call me, Aunt Wang, or I will beat your little dick to pieces..."
Wang Xiaoqi suddenly thought of such a strange punishment method.
"Aunt Wang?" Xiao Chen asked in confusion, and then suddenly realized, "Sweet, it turns out you are a royal nephew control! (There is a royal nephew control, so I gave it a term like this. Everyone can understand it.
)
"Hey, now call me and listen..." Wang Xiaoqi excitedly waved her fist at Xiao Chen and ordered.
"Don't want it? I'm old enough to be your brother. If you ask me to call you Aunt Wang, don't you call you old?" Xiao Chen said with a smile, he was really a little cold to be called Aunt Wang like this.
"I won't. Shout now, otherwise I will tell the class next Monday that you bullied me." Seeing Xiao Chen's disobedience, Wang Xiaoqi used her trump card again.
"I'm shouting, I'm shouting." Under Miss Wang's coercion, classmate Xiao Chen had no choice but to compromise, so he could only shout angrily, "Aunt Wang."
"Hey, my good nephew! Haha, it sounds so nice." In a blink of an eye, she put aside her previous depression and laughed happily again.
A woman is like a book of hundreds of recipes. You will never know what the taste will be until the dish is on the table. After you eat it, Xiao Chen has already come up with a relatively perfect summary of the taste of Wang Xiaoqi's dish.
It smells delicious, chews spicy, and swallows bitter!
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