"This...this..." Zhao Xu was speechless when Xiao Chen asked, God knows how that boar was castrated.
Is it possible that when you see a boar running with a broken tail, you should immediately think that it is a castrated boar? This guy's test questions are simply unreasonable!
He didn't deliberately come to embarrass himself, right? This is also Wang Xiaoqi's test for herself?
Xiao Chen smiled mysteriously, leaned into his ear and whispered to him: "Whether that boar has been castrated, let's find some time to study it again. I just want to tell you that the boar's name is...
"
"Zhao Xu!" Xiao Chen choked out these two words between his teeth, causing Zhao Xu to fall to the ground in shock.
"What's wrong? Xiao Chen, please don't make a move!" Lin Weiya quickly sat up from her seat and came forward to pull Xiao Chen. This guy suddenly made a move without saying anything. The impact of this is really bad.
Xiao Chen smiled and bent down to help Zhao Xu, and said with a smile: "I'm fine, but Brother Zhao may be a little weak and can't stand firmly. I'd better give him a hand."
After that, Xiao Chen forcibly pulled Zhao Xu up, patted a trace of dust on his shoulder, and said with a gentle face: "Little friend Zhao Xu, don't think about unrealistic things every day, eat more food."
Yuanpai Shenbao is good for you."
"It's such a pity that such a young man is just... weak..." Xiao Chen shook his head helplessly.
"You...what did you say? You!" Zhao Xu stood up with a "thump"!
He pointed at Xiao Chen angrily and shouted: "What are you talking about?"
A man can be beaten until he bleeds, and he can be bullied, but he must not be scolded for impotence!
"Whoosh!"
Xiao Chen flashed in front of Zhao Xu like a sharp arrow. He was only one centimeter away from him. He quietly moved his right hand down. Even Lin Weiya, who was standing next to him, didn't notice this little movement.
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"Don't pretend to be strong, I know how fragile you are inside!" Xiao Chen chuckled, then took Lin Weiya's little hand and quickly took a few steps back.
"Crash!" With a sound, a stream of water flowed down Zhao Xu's trousers, and a stream of light yellow liquid flowed out of his trousers!
"Uh, what is it!" The three women were shocked by this unexpected situation. Why did the liquid look so like urine?
Zhao Xu was also shocked by his sudden peeing. He looked horrified and said, "What, what's going on? How could I suddenly... pee!"
"Ah! Did he lie?" The three women all covered their mouths and noses. This guy is indeed a vain man!
In front of three beautiful girls, he could actually pee! It's so... so incredible...
Xiao Chen took out a small ball of cotton from somewhere and stuffed it into his nose. He covered his mouth and mocked: "I told you that you are so stupid. You still don't believe me. Now you are making a joke."
?If you don’t listen to the handsome guy, you will suffer the consequences right in front of you!”
"Ah!" Zhao Xu couldn't stand it anymore. The corners of his pants were all wet, and his underwear was also wet.
The peeing happened so suddenly, I didn't feel it at all, it just came out suddenly!
It must be this guy's fault, but when did he do it? Why didn't I find out? No, I have to escape from here first...
A few seconds later, Zhao Xu escaped from this devil's dormitory in an extremely embarrassed manner. What happened today will be a lifetime of pain for him!
...
"It smells so bad! How could there be such a disgusting person!" Lin Yuting covered her mouth and nose and rushed out of the dormitory with the two girls.
Xiao Chen, like a homebody, found a mop on the balcony, brought water, and started mopping the floor. He diluted the urine in front of the door, and then mopped it clean.
"Hey, Y, you still want to steal my wife from me. You are too young to pretend to be a gentleman with me..." Xiao Chen secretly rejoiced and cursed fiercely.
The reason why Zhao Xu suddenly couldn't control the guy in the stall and peeed so much was of course Xiao Chen. Just when he suddenly got closer, Xiao Chen pricked his bladder meridian with a silver needle.
Once stimulated, the urine cannot be controlled at all and will leak out without warning, which is what caused the cup just now.
It is estimated that Zhao Xu will never dare to see people in this dormitory again. A grown man urinating incontinently in front of a woman, uh...
If this happened to Xiao Chen, he would probably be tempted to commit suicide.
Due to Xiao Chen's prank, the audition for the male partner of the BJ University Masquerade came to an end. In the end, Xiao Chen agreed to accompany Wang Xiaoqi and find a suitable dance partner for Lin Yuting. Naturally, Yang Yaoyao's dance partner was Ling Yuehua.
Dude...
...
Although Xiao Chen had finished cleaning the dormitory, there was still a smell in the dormitory. The three girls had no choice but to drag Xiao Chen downstairs and go outside to discuss the evening dance.
The four of them found a small private room and sat down in a cafe on the shopping street. At this time, Lin Yuting's phone rang. The caller was Wang Xiaoqi, and the caller was not good news, but bad news.