"Master, turn into the fork in front of you!" Xiao Chen quickly shouted to the driver. If he had been on the road, the guy behind him would have been blasted to pieces with a submachine gun!
"There is a cross road ahead. You can't turn randomly. You will be deducted by the traffic police." The driver shouted aggrievedly. In the metropolis of the Republic, points will be deducted for driving illegally. After the demerit reaches a certain number, you will be deducted.
License revoked.
"200 yuan!" Without saying a word, Xiao Chen took out two red tickets from his wallet and waved them in front of the driver.
"Two hundred? It's probably more than just getting a ticket from the traffic police. Young man, can you give me more?" the middle-aged driver asked with eyes shining.
"Hey, is 500 yuan enough?" Xiao Chen took out three more cards, and then he felt his body sway, and the middle-aged driver had already turned the car into a fork on the side.
"Stop at the snack bar in front!" Xiao Chen shouted loudly. The moment the middle-aged driver braked, he felt a gust of wind blowing by. The door on one side had been opened. The big boy who just sat next to him had disappeared.
There are already five more red tickets in his jacket pocket!
"Hey! This money is really easy to make!" The middle-aged driver kissed the red note and was about to put the money into his pocket when he felt something was pressed against his ear. When he looked back, a big man in black was standing there.
Holding a pistol to his head.
"Where did he go?" The big man in black asked coldly.
"Who are you? I'm just a taxi driver. I don't have many people with me. Brother, please do a good job. I'll give you all the money. I'll give it all to you." The middle-aged driver was shot in the head with a gun.
He was so panicked that he ran out of ideas and quickly handed the five banknotes he was about to put away in front of the big man in black. However, the big man in black was wearing black sunglasses and he couldn't see his face clearly.
"Hurry up and tell me where that person went! Otherwise I'll kill you!" The big man in black had very limited patience. He threw the five red tickets handed over by the middle-aged driver into the car, took off his sunglasses at the same time, and
The scar, which was two inches long and wide, spanned his entire face.
"He, he went to that snack bar, that one." When the middle-aged driver saw the face of the big man in black, he was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, and quickly pointed out the snack bar that Xiao Chen rushed into.
...
"Sister, what do you need to eat?" A handsome male waiter with a white scarf on his head stood in front of the cashier of the snack bar. There was a ten-meter long queue in front of the cashier.
The first one on the list is a pretty sister.
"I want a pair of BT grilled wings, two skewers connected by flesh and bone..." The sister looked at the male waiter in front of her and smiled happily. She never expected that such a snack bar would have such a handsome male waiter. It's really the best. Look.
I'll have to eat here often from now on. Hey, maybe I can have some super-friendship with this handsome guy.
"OK, the total is 25 yuan. I'll charge you 100 yuan, sister, and pay you 75 yuan! Please find a seat and sit down first. Wait a moment and your order will be delivered." The male waiter smiled brightly and almost stopped.
The little sister in front of her was stunned. She hurriedly took the change from the male waiter, found a nearby table, propped up her chin, and stared at the male waiter.
The male waiter was none other than Xiao Chen. This store was opened by a friend of his. He glanced quietly into the store. The two big men in black were still wandering around the store, one table at a time.
After checking, they were about to find Xiao Chen. Xiao Chen quickly grabbed a handful of black sesame paste from under the cashier table, smeared it on his face, and immediately covered the right half of his face.
.
"Haha, Handsome Pot, there is something on your face, do you want my sister to help you wipe it off?" At this time, a fat girl had already lined up in front of the cashier, her eyes narrowed into a line, and she smiled at Xiao Chen.
"Uh." Xiao Chen almost vomited out all the food he had eaten this morning and lunch. It doesn't matter if this fat girl is a little fatter, but she still has pockmarks on her face. It doesn't matter if she has pockmarks, but...
There are also several large moles, and there are some long hairs growing on them, which are really too gentle.
"No need, sister, I really can't bear it." Xiao Chen smiled and took the menu handed over by the fat girl (there will be a menu list in the store when eating snacks) and quickly calculated it.
The money was handed over.
The two burly killers in black walked around the snack bar several times, but did not find the tall boy they were looking for. In the end, they could only retreat depressedly. Xiao Chen did not take off his makeup immediately when he saw them leaving.
Instead, they waited for a few minutes, and sure enough, the two big men in black returned to the snack bar, but they still couldn't find the person they were looking for, so they had to give up completely and drove away in a black BMW.
"Huh." Seeing that the killer had left, Xiao Chen finally let out a sigh of relief and was about to leave. Unexpectedly, the fat girl took another menu in her hand and handed it to Xiao Chen, "
How about handsome brother, do you want to eat some more together?" She grinned, with a piece of red pepper stuck to her teeth.
"Oh my God!" Xiao Chen couldn't stand it anymore, so he quickly took off his turban and quickly fled the old friend's snack bar, without even bothering to say hello to his old friend.
...
Xiao Chen did not go home directly. Instead, he walked around for more than half an hour before returning home. When he got home, it was already seven o'clock in the evening and the sky was already dark. The place where Xiao Chen lived
There are already quite a few families out for a walk and play in the square below Jingyang Community in this community.
"Why did you come back just now? Nothing happened, right?" As soon as Xiao Chen walked in, Liang Yanyan, wrapped in a white bathrobe, came up to her. She saw that she had just finished taking a bath, and there was still a faint fragrance exuding from her body.
"A killer was targeting me, but luckily I shook him off." Xiao Chen said, walked to the refrigerator and took out a bottle of Coca-Cola, unscrewed the cap and drank it down.
"Don't drink so much, and don't drink too much Coca-Cola. Drinking too much will kill sperm." Liang Yanyan took the ice Coke from Xiao Chen's hand, took a bottle of iced black tea from the refrigerator and stuffed it into Xiao Chen
in hands.
"Uh." Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, thinking that this little girl is so fierce, saying the word 'sperm-killing' so easily.
Xiao Chen unscrewed the lid of the iced black tea and took a small sip. He didn't really like drinking iced black tea, but Wang Xiaoqi liked it. He looked in the hall and saw no sign of Wang Xiaoqi, so he asked in confusion: "
Didn't Teacher Wang come back?"
"She just called your house and said that she would stay at her own house tonight and wouldn't come over here." Liang Yanyan looked at Xiao Chen and then asked him, "Where have you been today! You worry me to death.
Yes, I thought you wouldn't come back."
"Where can I go if I don't come back? Besides, I have a beautiful woman like you at home. How can I rest assured? If a few wolves break out in the middle of the night, who will protect you?" Xiao Chen curled his lips and continued.
After taking a sip of iced black tea, his stomach rumbled, and he really felt a little hungry. Liang Yanyan also heard the rumble in his stomach, and chuckled, then asked, "You haven't had dinner yet, I'll go."
I’ll give you a bowl of noodles to eat.”
"Well, thank you, good wife." Xiao Chen said casually.
"What are you talking about? Who is your wife?" Liang Yanyan's face suddenly turned red, and her little pink fist hit Xiao Chen's back.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought it was Shirou. I used to talk to her like this a lot. Please forgive me." Xiao Chen then realized that he had made a mistake and quickly apologized to Liang Yanyan.
"It's okay, I'm going to make noodles." For some reason, Liang Yanyan felt a little sour, pouting and muttering something softly.
I really envy Shirou.
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