The word "big brother" made Ximen Lang's eyes widen like goldfish with bubble eyes. Am I mistaken? Anyway, although we have severed the relationship between father and son, you have been my father for more than ten years. You call me big brother.
How dare you bear it!
After being extremely shocked, Ximenlang hurriedly said: "Well... I am thirty-six years old." He thought to himself, my father was thirty-seven years old this year. I couldn't say I was older than him, and I had to let him call me eldest brother.
Right. To avoid suspicion, he deliberately changed his voice.
Zhang Xiaofeng said thoughtfully: "Thirty-six, one year younger than me. Are you married yet?"
Zhang Juanjuan next to him said angrily: "Dad, what are you doing? I am single and in love with me. How can I get married?"
Zhang Xiaofeng looked at Professor Lang Dexi and said: "Although you look ten years older than me, you are actually not older than me, so I don't care if you call me brother. Brother, are you really never married?"
Ximenlang felt quite uncomfortable, calling him brother is a big deal! He replied with some embarrassment: "No."
Zhang Xiaofeng stared at him with doubtful eyes and said, "Then what's wrong with you? You're not married yet at the age of thirty-six. Do you have any physical defects?"
Ximen Lang was stunned and cursed in his heart: What are you talking about? I am your son after all. You are so fierce and want to find more than ten wives. Is it possible that I will have physical defects? He said embarrassingly: "No.
...There is nothing...normal..."
"Dad... what are you doing? Did you ask such a question?" Zhang Juanjuan's face turned red with embarrassment, and he felt angry in his heart. This unruly father was really out of control and could say anything.
, do you know who Professor Lang Dexi is? He is your biological son. You actually suspect that he has a physical defect. Are you angry?
Zhang Xiaofeng looked disapproving and said very seriously: "Children know a few things. As a man, this is a very important condition. For the sake of your lifelong happiness, can I not investigate clearly?"
"Dad... stop talking, you're so embarrassed!" Zhang Juanjuan stomped his feet angrily, thinking, why do I have such a careless father!
Zhang Xiaofeng said earnestly: "Juan Juan, you are still young and too naive. You don't know how scary men are. In the eyes of men, especially those old men in their thirties who are still unmarried, you are like wolves.
You're just like a gullible little sheep
In this way, he will eat you with all the bones and flesh. Therefore, as your father and chief guardian, I will check for you when it comes to finding a boyfriend and evaluate the candidates. Now I announce that this
Brother, you failed the election and are not qualified to date my daughter."
Zhang Juanjuan's heart skipped a beat, no, if Lang Dexi wasn't my boyfriend, my father wouldn't be able to let him off easily just because he stole the sword, and the father and son would definitely start fighting.
No, I absolutely can't let him do that. So, she shouted angrily: "Dad, who I find as my boyfriend is my own business, and you have no right to interfere."
Zhang Xiaofeng frowned and said: "Juan Juan, dad is doing this for your own good. Look at what he looks like. He looks like he has not evolved. He has some signs of atavism. He is older and a little bit like you."
They’re not a good match…”
Zhang Juanjuan said angrily: "But I just like it. Dad, let me ask you, do you understand love?"
Zhang Xiaofeng said disapprovingly: "You girl asked me if I understand love. Don't you think this question is very childish? Your father and I have married sixteen wives, and every one of them is not in love with her to death. She is simply an expert in love. Isn't it true?
Will I not understand what love is?"
Zhang Juanjuan hummed: "You just don't understand. Let me tell you, love knows no boundaries, no age, no distinction between poverty or wealth, no distinction between opposite sex or same sex. If you love, you will love, just like a moth."
Put out the fire, love vigorously even though you know you will be shattered into pieces!"
Ximen Lang added on the side: "True love is not necessarily a perfect match in the eyes of others, but the mutual spiritual harmony between lovers, and their silent dedication to make each other's lives better. This love is not only gentle but also warm.
They themselves also warm the worldly hearts."
The two of them sang in harmony, and they were in perfect harmony, which made Zhang Xiaofeng stunned. What's going on? To tell the truth to a love expert like me, you are overestimating your abilities, right?
He turned his head and glared at Lang Dexi, and said angrily: "Shut up, when will it be your turn to speak? You stole my sword, and I haven't settled the account with you yet?"
Ximenlang was speechless for a moment, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Listen to my explanation, this is not called stealing, it is called borrowing..."
Zhang Xiaofeng glared angrily and couldn't help cursing: "You guys are really good at making excuses. What do you mean by borrowing? For example, if I go to your house in the middle of the night and steal your mother, can you call it borrowing?" He is
Born as a gangster, he was very angry that this guy who looked older than him was seducing Juanjuan, and he started to speak rudely.
Ximen Lang was angry in his heart. What kind of analogy could you use? You simply stole my mother, otherwise how could you have me? However, since we have severed the relationship between father and son now, you can't talk to me like this. His eyes flashed.
He turned it over and said angrily: "Do you have any qualities? Can you speak human words?"
Zhang Juanjuan looked over in surprise, complaining in his heart, Xiaolang, how could you do this? He is our dad after all. You are so presumptuous with him. It's too much. This is really a tiger father without a son, and he is so aggressive.
, the little one doesn’t show any weakness, if this continues, there will be a fight, what should we do?
Zhang Xiaofeng has been in a high position for a long time and is the undisputed number one person in Haignum. In the past ten years, he has only been treated with respect by others. How could he ever hear someone dare to talk to him like this? While he was angry, he also felt
Somewhat surprised, he said in a deep voice: "Bold, do you know who I am? How dare you talk to me like this?"
Ximen Lang said coldly: "Aren't you Zhang Xiaofeng? What's so great about the king here? I'm not afraid of you."
Zhang Xiaofeng said in surprise: "You ugly monster is very courageous. I understand. You rely on your own skills. No wonder you dare to pick up my daughter. Come out with me and let me see what you are capable of."
"He turned around and walked out of the tiger house first.
Ximenlang walked out, but Zhang Juanjuan reached out and grabbed him, saying anxiously: "You...you won't really fight with my dad, will you?"
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