Ximen Lang secretly laughed in his heart, it was really a toad that wanted to eat swan meat. Even though I, a handsome man like Yushu Linfeng, only had a false reputation with Teacher Xiao, you, a gorilla-like guy, dared to take advantage of him!
He shook his head deliberately and said: "No, I haven't had enough fun, how can I give it to you? You don't even know that Teacher Xiao is a romantic beauty after going to bed, not to mention how crazy she is. That white and delicate skin,
I can't put it down with my uneven figure, and I can never give it to anyone else."
When Liu Dabang heard these words, he immediately thought of Xiao Muqing's charming appearance in all kinds of clothes, which made his body have the urge to explode. He begged: "Brother, you can't be a human being."
Too greedy, that girl Xia Zhiyuan is pretty enough, she is enough for you to play with, I beg you, please give me Teacher Xiao?"
Ximen Lang pretended to be unbearable and sighed, and said: "Oh, who made me soft-hearted? Well, for the sake of you, Teacher Liu, I decided to break up with Teacher Xiao. As for whether you can
Chasing her depends on your own charm and skills."
Liu Dabang was so moved that he almost shed tears. He held the other person's hand tightly and kept saying, "Thank you, thank you so much, brother, you are such a good person!"
Ximen Lang sneered in his heart, Damn it, if you want to be considered a good person, the good people in this world will become extinct!
"Teacher Liu, I haven't finished speaking yet. Look, I have made such a big sacrifice for you, shouldn't you make appropriate compensation?"
Liu Dabang said with a grimace: "Why, do you still need more money?"
Ximen Lang said confidently: "Of course. Think about it, Xia Zhiyuan is pregnant now and can't do anything with me. Now that she breaks up with Teacher Xiao, the only solution is to go to a bathing center. Don't you have to pay for it?"
Liu Dabang asked unwillingly: "Then how much do I have to compensate you?"
"Just for this beautiful woman, you have to compensate me 10,000 yuan no matter what, right?" Ximen Langzi said loudly.
Liu Dabang shook his head like a rattle, "That won't work, the money is too much, I can't afford it. Let's do this, I'll pay you five thousand yuan, and you break up with Teacher Xiao." This guy started to bargain.
Ximenlang shook his head, "No, at least eight thousand."
"I will pay five thousand five thousand..."
"That won't work, it's too little, please add more..."
After some haggling, we finally reached an agreement with a compensation of 6,500 yuan.
Liu Da Bang said with some pain: "I gave you so much money just to buy you and Teacher Xiao to break up. If she doesn't accept me, wouldn't I have wasted my money in vain?"
Ximenlang encouraged him and said: "According to me, you have great hopes, because Teacher Xiao once told me that she likes strong men."
Liu Dabang was surprised and asked like an idiot: "Really?"
Ximen Lang nodded and said, "Can I lie to you? This is what Teacher Xiao said to me once. She caressed my face and said, Xiao Lang, I am satisfied with everything about you, but I think you are not strong enough.
Actually, what I really like is a man with strong muscles like Tarzan."
A man as strong as Tarzan, isn't that what he's talking about? Liu Da Bang bent his arms with a happy face, making his biceps bulge high, posing in a very silly Tarzan pose, and asked: "Why?
So, am I strong enough?"
Ximen Lang gave a thumbs up and said: "Strong, you are so strong. Tyson is far worse than you. What Teacher Xiao likes is a man like you who can give her a sense of security and, of course, will also satisfy her very well."
| To meet her needs, you know, her needs are very strong." In order to get the compensation, he told nonsense. He thought, it was just talk anyway, Xiao Muqing didn't know, it was no big deal.
Liu Dabang grinned widely and said, "Really? That's great. My needs are also very strong. Haha, the two of us are simply a perfect match."
In the haze, he seemed to see Xiao Muqing standing in front of him wearing only a pink gauze dress. His slender jade hands lifted up the gauze dress, revealing the naked white body underneath, and said softly: "Big stick, my man, come on.
…”
"Teacher Liu...Teacher Liu..."
It wasn't until Ximenlang called him twice that Liu Dabang came out of his fantasy and asked, "What are you doing?"
Ximenlang twirled his fingers twice, "The breakup compensation fee..."
Liu Dabang said hurriedly: "That's right. There is a bank ATM at the door. I will get it for you now."
Ximen Lang said unceremoniously: "That's okay, you go quickly."
True to his word, Liu Dabang walked out of the school gate to get the money. After a while, he walked back. Although he was a little reluctant to part with it, when he thought of Teacher Xiao's fairy-like appearance and swaying body, he felt that the money was well spent.
He was not wronged, so he cruelly handed over 6,500 yuan to Ximen Lang.
Ximen Lang clicked on it, no more, no less, exactly sixty-five, and put it into his coat pocket, smiling and saying: "Thank you. Teacher Liu, go ahead and chase after me, I'm optimistic about you."
Liu Dabang grinned happily and said, "I'd like to lend you some good words." He thought confidently that since Xiao Muqing likes strong men, it would be easy. Looking at the school, who is stronger than me? She is
Mine.
"Teacher Liu, if I have nothing else to do, I'll go over first."
"Okay, let's go."
With more than 6,000 yuan in his pocket, Ximen Lang returned to a group of classmates with a little bit of pride, and chatted with Fatty Han and Ronnie. They were just talking about which girl's breasts had grown again recently.
Adolescent boys are like energetic wild horses and are particularly interested in boring questions such as whose butt is bigger.
More than ten minutes later, Li Datou, who taught the second grade of high school students, walked over with his big head swaying. He asked everyone he met: "Who is Ximenlang?" After getting the answer, he came to the group of people and said politely.
: "Classmate Ximenlang, I have some personal matters that I would like to consult with you. Could you please step aside with me and let's talk privately?"
Ximen Lang laughed dumbly. I was quite busy, and someone came to see me again. He nodded and said, "Okay." He followed Teacher Li to the wall in the northwest corner and asked, "Teacher Li, what are you looking for for me?
What's the matter?"
Li Datou glanced at him suspiciously and asked, "Are you Teacher Xiao's boyfriend?"
Oh my god, does this big head also want to pursue Xiao Muqing?
Ximenlang nodded and said, "Yes, I am."
Next, unlike Liu Dabang, although Li Datou is a physical education teacher, his big mouth is very eloquent, and he keeps persuading Ximen Lang that he should put his studies first and the love between teachers and students.
It's immoral. You should break up with Xiao Muqing.
Ximen Lang listened impatiently and said, "Teacher Li, do you think this is useful? You have made it clear what you mean. I think you are attracted to my girlfriend, right?"
Li Datou's face was slightly red, and he did not answer directly. He hesitated and said: "It's not that I'm attracted to her... I just have a good impression of her and feel that she is the person I have been waiting for in my life!"
Ximenlang almost vomited, but he barely suppressed the solution rising in his stomach, and said: "Teacher Li, you don't have to beat around the bush, don't you just want me to break up with my girlfriend, and then you can pursue her?"
To be honest, it's not impossible. I'm a little tired of playing anyway, so it's okay to break up, but you have to give me some compensation."
Li Datou hurriedly shook his big head and refused: "That won't work. I can't let my noble feelings be tainted with the smell of copper."
Ximenlang snorted and said, "Well, you can just fantasize about bullshit noble feelings. I'll sleep with my naked Teacher Xiao in my arms every night, and have sex with her. Goodbye." Without any more nonsense, he
Turn around and leave.
Li Datou hurriedly shouted: "Others...why did you leave like this? If you have anything to say...then what, how much will you compensate you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Ximen Lang came back to him, stretched out his hand and said, "Ten thousand yuan."
"Ah... so expensive? Can a thousand yuan be okay?"
"No, you're sending the beggars away. Let's do it this way. It'll be cheaper for you, eight thousand."
"Then I don't have it either. Two thousand yuan is a lot."
"No, it's too little..."
Li Datou gritted his teeth and said, "Three thousand, this is the highest price I can offer."
"That won't work. I won't do it for less than five thousand..."