Ximenlang was a little puzzled. He didn't know what kind of help that guy had done for Sister Xue to make Sister Xue value him so much. He asked teasingly: "Then will you commit yourself to him?"
Xue Nichang replied: "That's not the case. However, even if I want to commit myself, others may not be able to accept it. You don't know that he is very popular in our school. The beautiful school belle and the female teacher are both
I have a soft spot for him, how could he fall in love with me?"
Ximen Lang cursed in his heart, that beast is so lucky that he even fucked the female teacher. He is truly a beast!
At this time, the best dinosaur sent another message, "I've finished using the bathroom, are you done?"
Ximen Lang replied: "I have finished my work a long time ago. I have been waiting for you. Why have you been gone for so long?"
The Best Dinosaur: "Forget it, I just ran into that kid again when I went to the bathroom. When he looked at me, he reacted. It almost pissed me off!"
Ximenlang always thought that this netizen was an ugly girl, so much so that he despised the male beast who responded. What kind of quality? If you really watched a female star get hard, she even didn't let go of dinosaurs. What the hell?
Ah, I really look down upon you!
"Then how did you treat him?"
The best dinosaur replied arrogantly: "If you dare to mess with me, and he's so good, I'll kick him with a finger-licking leg, and I guess his whole thing will be broken."
Ximen Lang scratched his head, what this guy said was true or false, wasn't he bragging?
"Khan, eldest sister, I seriously doubt you have ever seen that thing about a man?"
The best dinosaur replied confidently: "How come I haven't seen it before? I saw it tonight. It's so big. It's bigger than the imported bananas."
Ha, I’m bragging again, it’s bigger than imported bananas. I guess only I can reach that level. But I have good genetics, (my father’s is very big) and I practice Long Yang unremittingly the day after tomorrow.
Jucai has such a huge size, you have seen such a masterpiece before, it is simply a joke!
"Sister, I solemnly tell you that there are no bones in that thing at all. Therefore, based on what you said about kicking people and breaking their bones, you are completely bragging."
The best dinosaur made a sweat-wiping expression, "You are really powerful. You have seen this. I admit, I did not kick him badly. That's because I think he is not a heinous person. I really need to kick him."
It's a bit unbearable to ruin his lifelong happiness. However, I have actually seen that thing. If you say it has no bones, then why is it so tall and tall, looking so powerful?"
"Khan, didn't you learn about physical hygiene when you were in school? There are no bones in it, it's all muscle and brains."
The best dinosaur made a shy expression, "I didn't pay attention at the time. Who would have the heart to study that thing? It's so ugly!"
Ximen Lang began to explain the knowledge of menstrual hygiene to her in detail. On the other hand, he chatted happily with Xue Nichang. Unknowingly, at midnight, he yawned, said goodbye to the two girls respectively, and fell into a trap.
Fell on the bed and fell asleep.
At about 8:40 in the morning the next day, the faint sunlight shone through the gauze curtains into the bedroom. Xiao Muqing turned over like a lazy cat, yawned, walked to the bathroom with her eyes closed, opened the seat
Lifting up her skirt, her pink panties slipped down, and she sat on them and started to let out the water...
Coincidentally, Ximenlang's biological clock was about the same as hers. He opened his eyes at this time and felt that his bladder was very full. He hurriedly got up, opened the door, and walked towards the bathroom.
When he got closer, he was startled when he opened the door and saw Xiao Muqing sitting on the toilet in a lazy posture...
When Xiao Muqing heard the voice, she suddenly raised her head and met Ximen Lang's eyes.
Ximen Lang knew that the other party would definitely scream, so he cooperated and shouted along with her, "Ah..."
The screams of a man and a woman echoed in the room. The man's voice was mellow and magnetic, while the woman's voice was clear and natural, like a duet.
However, even while shouting, Ximen Lang's burning eyes still did not leave the other party's wonderful parts.
"Get out..." Xiao Muqing shouted frantically, grabbed the toilet paper next to him and threw it hard.
Ximen Lang ducked out of the way, deliberately irritating her, "I didn't hit you..." and ran out of the bathroom with the pleasure of taking advantage of her.
Xiao Muqing stood up and pushed the door and locked it. The more she thought about it, the more she was holding her breath. It was unreasonable that the treasure she had hidden for twenty years was now being seen by that bastard! She pinched her leg hard with her hand and said regretfully to herself: Qing
Qing, you idiot, you were so careless all of a sudden, you forgot that there was a bastard at home, and you didn't even lock the door when you went to the bathroom. Someone must have seen you, you deserve it!
While she was regretting this, she suddenly heard the bathroom door being banged, and the bastard shouted outside: "Are you done? Hurry up, I can't hold it in anymore and I'm about to pee my pants..."
Xiao Muqing said bitterly: "I'll just choke you to death, you stinky gangster, shameless, vile..."
The bastard outside the door actually said unconvinced: "Miss, you have some quality, okay? You forgot to close the door when you went to the bathroom, and I didn't know you were in there, so how can you blame me?"
"It's your fault, you rascal. You didn't know how to knock on the door first?"
Ximen Lang was also a little angry. This damn woman, this is the first time I heard that you have to knock on the door before going to the bathroom. When he got angry, he became more and more unconvinced and said: "Is there any mistake? Even if I see
So what if it's you? You looked at me last night and I didn't say anything. But you have so many things to do. What can you do with just one look? You can't lose a piece of meat."
"I don't care, just hold it in outside. I won't go out all morning." In desperation, Xiao Muqing actually thought of such a way to retaliate against the other party, much like a child who has not grown up.
How could Ximen Lang stump her? He said in an indifferent tone: "It's up to you. You can sit in it as much as you want. It's best to sit through the toilet. However, as a servant, I have to remind you,
At ten o'clock, you have to rush to Yunshen Martial Arts Hall to meet Jiang Xiaoyu's challenge. Since you are hiding here, you are probably afraid of her and dare not go to the appointment. You are huddled in your own shell like a snail. I don't know if I am right.
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With his reminder, Xiao Muqing suddenly remembered, yes, I have to go to Yunshen Martial Arts Hall to fight with that nemesis today. It's all this bastard's fault. I was so angry that he couldn't even do such a big thing.
Forgot.
At this time, Xiao Muqing no longer dared to linger on the toilet, and hurriedly got up and started to wash up. First, he took a glass of water, squeezed some toothpaste on the electric toothbrush, pressed the switch and put it into his mouth to brush his teeth. After that,
As usual, I put the toothbrush and toothpaste into the cup, washed my face again, dried it and walked out.
Ximen Lang hurriedly walked in and sat on the toilet, feeling the residual warmth on it, and thought happily that the beautiful woman had just sat on it, it was different and comfortable! He started to blow with a ferocious face, almost using all his strength...
He felt even more comfortable after it was convenient. He went back to grab the toilet paper, but missed it. Then he remembered that the toilet paper had been thrown out by Xiao Muqing.
Damn it, there is no paper after the large size, what should I do?
Ximenlang was dumbfounded!
I have no choice but to ask that dead woman for help now, and I don't know if she can help.
Ximen Lang cleared his throat twice and called sweetly: "Sister Xiao, come here..."
When he didn't hear an answer, he continued to call tirelessly: "Sister Xiao... will you come here?"
Xiao Muqing originally didn't want to pay attention to this bastard, but the thin voice that was as thin as a sheep was simply annoying. After the other party barked more than ten times, she couldn't bear it anymore and felt as if her ears had been raped. She
He walked to the bathroom door angrily and said angrily: "What are you doing, calling me mourning?"
After hearing her answer, Ximenlang kept yelling in his heart, but his words became even sweeter because the other person was extremely important and was the one who decided whether he could walk out of the bathroom or not.
"Sister Xiao, could you please pass me the toilet paper?"
Xiao Muqing was stunned and suddenly saw the roll of toilet paper on the ground not far away. She laughed happily. Good things are rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil. It's not that they are not repaid. The time has not come yet, and the guy actually didn't have anything because he didn't have anything.