There was a gentle knock on the study door. Ximen Lang, who was lying on the bed and just about to fall asleep, asked impatiently: "Who is it?"
An angry voice came from outside the door, "You brat, there are only two of us in this room, who do you think can be there?"
"Oh, it's Boss Xiao. If you have any questions, let's talk about it tonight. I'm going to bed."
The voice had a tendency to go crazy, "You brat, are you a servant or an uncle? How can you bother to be called by your employer? Come out quickly."
Ximenlang muttered dissatisfiedly, "You don't let me rest even when I sleep. Your employer is worse than Huang Shiren, his mother." He reluctantly got up, pushed the door and walked out, only to find that his beautiful employer had already sat on the sofa in the living room.
He yawned and walked forward, sat across from him, and asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"
Xiao Muqing pushed forward a stack of A4 paper printed with dense fonts, and said expressionlessly: "Sign your name on this, and then put your thumbprint on it."
"What is this?"
The beautiful employer's face became serious and she said, "There are rules that servants in Xiao House must abide by."
Ximen Lang chuckled, "You're so funny. You've already arrived at the gate of Xiao Zhai. Let me see what you wrote, with so many pages." He curiously picked up the rule book and read it carefully.
"Ximen Langyin (hereinafter referred to as Xiaolang) owes Xiao Muqing (hereinafter referred to as the master) a huge debt and is unable to repay it. He is willing to become a slave and use his wages to pay off the debt. Until the debt is repaid, his human rights belong to the master and he has no rights of his own.
Will. In order to restrain Xiaolang's behavior, these rules and regulations have been established and must be strictly implemented.
Article 1: Since you are a servant, you should obey all the master's orders unconditionally without any objection. For example, if the master asks Xiao Lang to jump into a dirty and smelly manure pit, Xiao Lang must not go against his wishes and jump in without hesitation.
Failure to comply will result in a fine of RMB 10,000.
Article 2. Xiaolang must take on all the housework in the Xiao house, such as washing clothes, cooking, cleaning the house, cleaning the toilet, etc. The house must be clean, tidy and spotless. The owner will inspect it every day. If it fails, the fine will be RMB 20,000.
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Article 3: As a boy, Xiaolang cannot have any bad intentions towards the mistress, do not look at anything inappropriate, and is not allowed to peek at the mistress taking a bath, changing clothes, going to the bathroom, etc. If she violates the regulations, she will be fined RMB 50,000."
Article 4..."
The first page contains ten rules, which include everything, including what is not allowed to affect the hostess's rest, Xiaolang is not allowed to snore when sleeping, and violators are fined RMB 30,000, etc. Ximen Langtou was so excited when I saw it, I
If I don’t sleep in the same bed with you, why does it matter to you if I snore? You, the master, have too much control. You care about heaven and earth, and you still care about my shit and farts. Damn it!
However, this is not the end. After the first page, there is a second page, which also contains ten regulations, followed by huge fines. Then there is the third page and the fourth page. Ximen Lang has no intention of looking at it in detail. It is just one page after another.
She turned over it, and finally she was so angry that she found out that there were twelve pages of regulations, a total of 1,180 regulations, and she didn't know what she wrote.
The last rule appeared in Ximen Lang's eyes intentionally or unintentionally, and he saw it read, "Article 1,180, while he is a slave, Xiao Lang is not allowed to fall in love with any woman. If he violates the rules, he will be fined one million yuan."
There is a bracket at the back with two very conspicuous words inside, "US Dollars."
I'm so fucked! What kind of bullshit regulations is this? It's a pure overlord treaty!
Ximen Lang stood up suddenly, threw the stack of regulations on the coffee table angrily, and said angrily: "I don't agree, I won't sign."
His attitude had long been expected by Xiao Muqing, so she didn't get angry. She just stretched out her fair hand forward and said coldly: "That's okay. Pay back the money quickly. With this hundred
I hope I can hire a more obedient servant than you."
In an instant, Ximen Lang softened like a deflated rubber ball and slumped down on the sofa. That was a full million. How could he get so much money? He would probably die from exhaustion even if he worked as a duck.
It would take a year and a half to earn that much!
"Sister, are your rules too harsh?" Ximen Lang said weakly.
Xiao Muqing said disapprovingly: "I don't think it's harsh. These are normal and reasonable requirements. What a servant should achieve, how can it be harsh?"
Ximen Lang argued with reason: "If you don't want to talk about anything else, let's just talk about this last one. You are not allowed to fall in love with any woman while you are a slave. Isn't this rule inhumane at all?"
Xiao Muqing snorted, "What do you know? If you are in love, you will be busy dating and so on. You will not have time to clean, wash, and cook. It will obviously affect your work, so this rule is reasonable.
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"Then based on the current salary level, I will have to work for you for more than eighty years. Am I not able to fall in love or even find a wife in these years?" Ximen Lang asked anxiously. This is related to his lifelong happiness.
Xiao Muqing burst into laughter, "You are a precocious little kid, and you are always thinking about finding a wife. It's great to be alone. The most popular thing now is celibacy."
"That's not okay. I'm a normal man with physical needs. Isn't it suffocating me to be like this all the time?" Ximen Lang stared at the two trembling big steamed buns opposite him and swallowed secretly. "
Unless, as an employer, you can meet my requirements at any time, I can only agree to this rule."
This damn guy has actually set his sights on me!
Xiao Muqing casually grabbed the pillow next to him, swung it up and hit the brat on the head, shouting angrily: "Are you looking for death?"
"Why are you looking for death? This is my legitimate need and I am not a monk. I should find a normal channel to vent my anger. Otherwise, you will have to suffocate me to death?" The more Ximen Lang said, the more explicit he became. He felt that he was saying it in front of a beautiful woman.
Some dirty talk is very enjoyable.
Xiao Muqing said bitterly: "I'd better hold you to death."
Ximen Lang snorted, "The most poisonous woman's heart."
Xiao Muqing also snorted coldly, "I really don't understand you men. Will you die if you don't find a woman?"
"You won't die, but it will be very uncomfortable. You are not our man, how do you know our sufferings? How many pure boys hold back until their eyes turn blue, and finally give their first time to their own hands..."
Xiao Muqing blushed and said hurriedly: "Okay, stop it, it's getting worse and worse. Well, I heard that there is an inflatable doll for adult men. I'll buy you one. You can have it tonight
Sleep with her in your arms, and then..." She was too embarrassed to say the last part.
Ximen Lang said hurriedly: "I don't want those simple inflatable dolls that cost hundreds of dollars. I want the original Japanese silicone dolls."
Xiao Muqing was stunned, "Why, are they any different?"
Ximen Lang said like an expert: "Of course, inflatable dolls are shoddy products because of their low cost. They look like ghosts and are scary to look at. Anyone who sees them will be tempted. Silicone dolls are different. They are
Tailor-made according to the body shape of the popular RB actress, it is made of high-grade non-toxic silicone material and has a built-in skeleton. The hand feels exactly like a real person. It is charming, ice-clear and pure, just like a fairy, captivating..."
Xiao Muqing looked at him with strange eyes, "Strange, how do you know so clearly? Have you used it before?"
Ximen Lang hurriedly shook his head, "No, no, I have never used that thing." What he said was true, but it did not mean that he had never bought it. A few years ago, when Haignum was selling, a twelve-year-old boy browsed the website.
When I was there, I was attracted by the BR silicone doll above,
I bought one by mail with my pocket money, but I didn't expect it. As soon as I opened the package and touched it, my father saw him and beat him severely. His first silicone doll, Shizuka, was unknown.
I disappeared, and now I feel a kind of physical pain when I think about it.
Of course, at that time, Ximen Lang had absolutely no intention of doing anything to the doll. He just thought it was very beautiful, so beautiful that it made him think it was a fun big toy that would be nice to hold in his arms while sleeping at night.
"How much does a doll like the one you mentioned cost?" There was a sarcastic smile on Xiao Muqing's lips. This brat is really hard to see through. He seems to know everything about men and women. He even knows this.
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Ximenlang thought for a moment and said: "If you buy it in RMB, it will cost more than 60,000 yuan."
Xiao Muqing's eyes widened, "So expensive?"
"Of course, you get what you pay for, even if the price is high, the quality is good." Ximen Lang said disapprovingly.
"Well, as long as you sign your name and fingerprint on these regulations, I will buy you an imported silicone doll." Xiao Muqing looked at him and said seductively.
"Okay, I'll sign." Ximen Lang felt that he had only one way to go. He would first deceive a silicone doll and sell it to his classmate Huang Mao. He would also be interested in the thing, and then he would think of a way.
Raise more than 900,000 yuan to pay off the debt. As long as the debt is paid off, you will never be a servant again, and those regulations will lose their effect on you.
Pulling the stack of regulations and turning to the last page, Ximen Lang signed his name on it, dipped his finger in some ink pad that the other party had prepared, put his fingerprint on the signature area, and said: "I will follow your rules."
I asked you, when will you buy me the silicone doll?"
Xiao Muqing rolled up the stack of paper and held it in his hand. He smiled slyly and said, "I'm sorry, because you are under eighteen years old, so you cannot have this kind of equipment used by adult men, so as not to hurt your body. There is no other way. I just
If I can buy it for you in two years, little one, just wait patiently. If you really can't wait, my sister can buy you a Barbie doll first."
Ximen Lang rolled his eyes and fell on the sofa, dizzy, he had been fooled!