Ximenlang looked at the time and saw that it was already past eleven o'clock, and it was very late at night. He ordered a group of people to wipe off the blood on the watermelon knife with the stockings he took off, and then put it away for future action.
use.
A group of wretched guys unfolded the used black stockings and started making random noises again, "Look, I have a lot of blood and am so naive..."
"I'm not bad at this, it must be my first time, haha..."
Ximenlang laughed and scolded: "You are so disgusting, put all these things in a bag quickly. Fatty Han, you can ride your motorcycle farther away and throw the bag into the trash can. Don't leave it nearby just to save trouble."
It will be troublesome if the police come."
"Don't worry, Brother Lang, I can handle this." Fatty Han agreed, and asked a boy to carry a bag containing bloody stockings, open the iron door and go out, start the motorcycle and drive towards the west.
More than 20 minutes later, Fatty Han and his two men came back. They opened the beer again, ate sausages, hams, peanuts and other food, and started drinking again. When they were almost done drinking, they opened the cartons containing ceramic tiles in the corner and spread them on the floor.
, put on his clothes and fell asleep.
Ximen Lang was lying on the cardboard and was about to fall asleep when his cell phone suddenly rang. He took it out and saw that the word "Master" was displayed. This was set by Xiao Muqing himself. He couldn't help but smile bitterly. He didn't know what he was doing.
When will the servant be free again? He answered the phone, "Hello..."
Although the voice coming from the mobile phone was extremely pleasant, it was full of the smell of gunpowder, "You brat, what are you doing? Why don't you come back and sleep?"
Alas, the master is a jerk, always so arrogant!
With some emotion in his heart, Ximen Lang replied: "I have to do something, I won't go back tonight."
"Doing... what are you doing? Could it be that you and Jiang Xiaoyu went to bed too fast, and you were too casual?" There was a faint sourness in these words.
What's wrong with this girl? She must have fallen in love with me! Ximenlang thought a little pretentiously. He replied: "No, I'm not with her. I'm drinking with a group of boys."
"Really?" Xiao Muqing asked suspiciously.
"It's indeed true. Why did I lie to you?"
Xiao Muqing said a little angrily: "You guys can do it. Kiss her passionately in public during the day. Isn't it really cool?"
Ximen Lang responded calmly: "That's not done according to your request."
"Humph, I asked you to agree to get along with her, but I didn't ask you to perform with her live. I'm really pissed off."
"Please, why are you angry when we kissed?"
Xiao Muqing asked: "I...I am your girlfriend in name. If you cheat on and kiss another girl in front of everyone, how shameless will it be for me?"
"That's true, okay, I'll be more careful in the future."
There was a pause on the other end of the phone, and Xiao Muqing asked again: "You brat, did you enjoy the kiss?"
"It's okay, just average."
"Stop lying. I see Jiang Xiaoyu's intoxicated look. She seems to be in a state of ecstasy. Can you still enjoy it?" The tone was very complicated, and it seemed to be mixed with unspeakable jealousy and envy.
"Khan, you don't know what it feels like. Why don't you just recall the time when you kissed me?"
These words seemed to trigger Xiao Muqing's anger. She said angrily: "Nonsense, if I know what it feels like, why do I need to ask you?"
Ximenlang sweated heavily and lost his voice: "No way, you are such an old man and you have never even tried to kiss?"
"That's my lady's business, you don't need to worry about it." After getting angry, Xiao Muqing sighed again, "Oh, I don't know what happened, but I can't sleep tonight..."
"You're not having insomnia because of me, are you?" Ximen Lang teased her with a smile. It would be a sin not to flirt with a beautiful woman a little bit.
An angry voice came, "Get out of here..."
Ximen Lang chuckled, "I'm no longer with you now, I've already rolled far away, where else do you want me to roll?"
There was a chuckle on the phone, "You'd better go to the moon and never want to see you again, so as not to be upset."
"That's good. I can see what Sister Chang'e is like. If I have nothing to do, I can ask her to do a strip dance for me. That will really make me happier than a god."
Xiao Muqing's uncontrollable laughter came, "You are so shameless, and you asked Chang'e to do a strip dance for you, you can't think of it." Then, slightly coquettishly, he said: "I can't sleep.
, what do you think we should do?"
"Take sleeping pills." Ximen Lang immediately gave the answer.
"I ate and didn't fall asleep."
"How much to eat?"
"Took one piece."
"You're eating too little. If you take a hundred tablets, I'll make sure you can sleep..."
"Why don't you die?" Xiao Muqing roared through gritted teeth.
Ximen Lang was not angry either, he laughed and said: "I can't bear to let you go. How could I die and have to serve you as a servant?"
"Come on, I think you are reluctant to let go of Jiang Xiaoyu. Forget it, I won't quarrel with you anymore. Just tell me a story. This way I will fall asleep."
Damn, this woman still treats herself as a child...
Ximen Lang secretly cursed, and said with a smile on his face: "Okay then, I will tell you a story about Little Red Riding Hood..."
The beautiful woman on the other end of the phone seemed to have really turned into a naughty child, interrupting him and saying, "Don't listen, it's too old-fashioned, try something newer."
"How about the little girl buying matches?"
"Brother, have you ever studied? That's the little match girl, right?"
Ximenlang said guiltily: "I forgot about it, how did you know?"
"Tsk, a five-year-old child can speak this. Let's change it to another one."
Ximen Lang said helplessly: "Okay, let me tell you a joke?"
Xiao Muqing said expectantly: "The joke is not bad, come and tell it."
Ximen Lang cleared his throat and said, "The joke is this. My husband is going on a business trip for half a year, and my wife packs his luggage for him. When he was done, he affectionately handed her husband a pack of condoms and said: If you really can't bear it outside, remember to use it."
Wear a condom. After hearing this, my husband said excitedly: My family is not well off, so I might as well use theirs."
"Oh..." Xiao Muqing became angry, "What kind of bullshit joke are you talking about? It's obscene..."
"But I can only talk about this and that. It's getting late. You should go to bed quickly. I have to rest too."
"No, I can't sleep, you have to talk to me?" Xiao Muqing said reluctantly.
"There's really nothing to say. Can you please spare me? I'm really sleepy."
"Okay, let me ask you a question, and you can answer it. Do you like reading Jin Yong's novels?"
"I quite like it."
"Then which beauty do you like among them?"
Ximenlang blurted out: "I like Madam Ma in The Legend of Dragons."
Xiao Muqing was stunned. She fully expected that the other party would name famous beauties such as Xiao Longnu or Huang Rong. She didn't expect that his hobbies were so unusual. He actually liked Mrs. Ma, who had a charming appearance and a snake-like heart. She asked in confusion:
"Why, why do you like her?"
Ximen Lang said without hesitation: "She was my first sexual fantasy object when I read Jin Yong's novels. I still clearly remember the two sentences her concubine Bai Shijing said, there is something in you that is better than the moon in the sky."
Rounder and whiter. The mooncakes on your body are naturally sweeter than honey. I think it’s just right for this woman to wear black stockings and hold a leather whip to become an S|M queen..."
Xiao Muqing said angrily: "What are you thinking about with all these messes in your mind? Are you so disgusted just thinking about those nonsense?" After a pause, the anger in her heart seemed to have diminished a lot, as if she was talking to herself, and again
It seemed that I was telling him, "I particularly like Mu Wanqing in The Eight Parts of Demi-Gods..."
Ximenlang asked tiredly: "Is it the one with the natural fragrance?"
"That's right, it's her. The fragrance on her body is like orchid but not orchid, like musk but not musk. Although the smell is not very strong, it is deep and greasy, which makes people feel a little excited when smelling it. This is what the book says
of."
"That's quite similar to you. In fact, you also have natural body fragrance."
"Ah..." There was a brief silence after a surprised sound, and then a shy voice said, "Did you smell it?"
"Well, my nose is very good, even better than a police dog."
"I think so." Xiao Muqing seemed to be in a much better mood, and added: "I really like her very much. I think she is like gold and jade, strong on the outside and soft on the inside. She wraps her simple and kind heart with a cold appearance, smart and dexterous.
...Do you like her?"
Ximenlang was so sleepy that he couldn't even open his eyes, so he mumbled, "I like..." He closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep, snoring slightly.
The phone slipped onto the cardboard, and Xiao Muqing's angrily shouting could still be heard inside, "Hey, brat, why aren't you talking... Are you asleep... Damn it, let's see how I deal with you in the future..."