Xiao Muqing snorted, with a displeased look on her delicate face. She sat on the sofa and said, "Who's angry? I'm not angry. You can make that woman fall in love with you wholeheartedly as soon as possible. I'm not."
I'm so angry with you." She grabbed the remote control angrily, turned on the TV, and randomly changed the channels, finally settling on a Korean drama.
"It's good that you're not angry. To be honest, you look so ugly when you're angry." Ximen Lang put the pillow on the sofa and sat on the sofa naturally, next to the beautiful woman leaning there, looking at her admiringly.
Under the skirt are the white and toned calves, as well as the beautiful feet and the toenails painted with purple paint. I secretly admire it in my heart. It is really a work of art. I actually have the urge to hold it in my hands and play with it.
Xiao Muqing moved to the side, trying to keep a distance from him, looking at him with dissatisfaction, and said angrily: "What are you doing sitting here?"
Ximen Lang has always been thick-skinned than the city walls. He ignored the disdainful glances directed at him and said, "Of course I'm watching TV. Hey, what is this show? Why haven't I seen it before?"
"Tch, you've never seen the classic "Full House". Are you from Mars? I've watched this show twice and I still like it very much. Go ahead and don't sit here." Xiao Muqing
She stretched out her white arms like snow lotus roots and pushed on his shoulders.
Ximenlang swayed like a mountain twice and didn't get up at all. He said: "I don't watch Korean dramas very much. I think it's very childish. I go over and over again and again just about family troubles. I'll give you one or two hundred episodes."
Probably only young children will watch it, right?”
Seeing that she couldn't push the mountain, Xiao Muqing had no choice but to give up and said disapprovingly: "You kid, what do you know? Only in the ordinary can you see the true love, especially the heart-stirring love stories in Korean dramas.
How many tears of the younger generation."
"Maybe those people are fools." Ximen Lang judged casually. When he saw Xiao Muqing suddenly turning his head and glaring angrily, he realized that the beautiful woman next to him was also a loyal supporter of Korean dramas. He stuck out his tongue and said hurriedly: "
I didn't say anything about you, you are an intellectual beauty, and of course you are not a fool."
"Hmph..." Xiao Muqing snorted heavily, turned her head and ignored him, focusing on watching the TV screen.
Ximenlang felt bored, so he had to look over, and saw a man and a woman on the screen. They seemed to have a master-servant relationship, the man was probably the master, as if Huang Shiren was ordering the girl to do this and that, which made her feet hurt.
He was sweating profusely and kept scolding, "You are really useless, hurry up..."
Maid? Holy shit, this guy is so awesome!
Ximen Lang looked at the man on TV with envy, thinking that he had a pretty maid doing this and that, but I was lucky enough to become a servant and serve this woman Xiao Muqing. If one day the feng shui takes its turn.
Turn, I became Xiao Muqing's master, let's see how to deal with her. Let her wear a maid outfit with only a pair of Ding pants underneath, with her butt exposed, clean the floor for me, wash and cook, beat her back and shoulders...
…
Thinking of the joy, this guy burst into laughter.
Xiao Muqing was looking excited, turned her head when she heard the voice, and said disdainfully: "Idiot..."
Humph, you dare to scold me. If one day you make me anxious, I will eat you for nothing. I will eat your red little mouth, your graceful swan neck, your big white steamed buns...
Ximen Lang was taking advantage of him, but he couldn't help but ask: "What's the name of the man on TV?"
"Lee Young Jae."
"Oh, his little eyes are quite pitiful, and he's quite handsome, but he's just a little bit behind me." Ximen Lang boasted.
The girl next to him didn't even turn around and said three words to him, "Shameless."
"Who is that woman?"
Xiao Muqing said impatiently: "Han Zhien, do you understand? Just stay here and don't be annoying."
Ximen Lang said unconvinced: "There's something I don't understand. This kind of TV series can tell the ending after watching the beginning. It's nothing more than a love triangle and four corners. Some people are happy and some are worried."
Xiao Muqing did not refute this time. Thinking about it carefully, this TV series is really what he said.
Seeing that she had no reaction, Ximen Lang felt quite complacent, and then commented: "This woman is quite beautiful, and she is better than you..."
Xiao Muqing suddenly turned her head and looked at him angrily, with an unconvinced look on her face, as if she wanted to eat someone.
Ximen Lang said hurriedly: "That's impossible. Just in terms of height, she can't compare with you. Look at her short legs. How can she compare with your long legs..." As he spoke,
He couldn't help but stare at the slender thigh next to him, and drool started to flow from the corner of his mouth.
Xiao Muqing stared at the bright corner of his mouth with wide eyes, and said angrily: "You...you actually drooled on me?"
"Well...no," Ximen Lang explained hurriedly, "I'm not drooling over you, I'm hungry. You're not a cream cake, why should I drool over you?"
Xiao Muqing knew that this boy had evil thoughts in his heart just now, but she couldn't do anything about him. When she heard the word "hungry", she had an idea and decided to send this shameless guy away and said, "I'm hungry too."
Now, go make me instant noodles."
Ximen Lang frowned, you really know how to climb along the pole, and said hurriedly: "Eating too much food at night is not good for the body if it is not digested. You'd better be patient and wait until tomorrow morning to eat together."
"No, I want to eat it now. You can soak it for me quickly."
"Okay then." Ximenlang stood up helplessly and looked at Han Zhien on the TV screen. He felt more and more that he was in the same boat as her, having encountered an inhumane master who liked to torture people.
Xiao Muqing watched him slowly walk into the kitchen, with a proud smile on his lips. You brat, you are always arrogant, look at how I will torture you!
Five minutes later, Ximen Lang shouted from the kitchen: "Master, the noodles are ready. Come over and eat quickly. It will be cold in a while." It seemed that he said it deliberately with his voice pinched, as if the phone was ringing with a childlike tone.
Xiao Muqing shouted like a queen, "Little prodigal, bring it in for me."
Khan, little prodigal!
When did I enter the palace? This girl is so cruel. She actually wants me to be a eunuch. Damn it!
Ximenlang secretly cursed, but still cooperated and agreed, "Yes." He walked in with a bowl of steaming instant noodles with the lid off, put it on the coffee table, and said humbly: "Go back to the master, inside the refrigerator.
There is also Fuling mustard that was paid tribute by the Governor of Chongqing, would you like a bag?"
Xiao Muqing quickly upgraded to Lafayette, and waved his hand in a very imposing manner, "Bring me a bag, not fifty cents a bag, but eighty cents."
"Please wait a moment, I'll bring it to you." Ximen Lang ran into the kitchen, took out a bag of mustard shreds from the refrigerator, opened it, poured it into a glass bowl, and then came back and put it on the table for the person who picked it up with chopsticks.
In front of a beautiful girl with a rosy little mouth blowing in front of her, she looked very flattering.
This guy is so well-behaved, definitely not because he has changed his temper, but because he is as cunning as a fox and feels the danger in the air. The beautiful mistress on the sofa may use some means to deal with him, so it is better to be careful.
Xiao Muqing ate a piece of instant noodles with chopsticks, picked up a shredded mustard and put it into his mouth. He felt very satisfied in his heart. At least he could eat hot instant noodles while sitting here without moving. He couldn't help but sigh, "I
Eating instant noodles and tasting mustard shreds, I wouldn’t do it even for an emperor.”
Ximen Lang flattered him and said, "My master is as beautiful as a fairy. I serve you with all my heart, and I wouldn't trade it for a fairy."
Xiao Muqing almost spit out the instant noodles in her mouth. This kid is so afraid of flattery, he is simply a flatterer! She asked sideways, "Really?"
Ximen Lang beat his chest so hard that the earth shook and the mountains shook, "Of course it's true. Xiao Lang, my belly can sail a boat, my arms can run a horse, and I can count on what I say. I am very loyal to my master."
Xiao Muqing smiled slyly, "That's pretty much it. She's a good servant. Go ahead and wash all the clothes in the washing machine in the bathroom. Then mop the floor of the entire apartment and wipe all the glass clean...
…”
"ah……"
Ximen Lang was dumbfounded as he listened to the beautiful employer arranging various tasks. He asked in surprise: "You want me to do all of this?"
Xiao Muqing had a matter-of-fact look on her face, "Of course, there are only two of you and me in the whole apartment. I am the master, so you can't let me do it. You are the servant, so I have to leave it all to you."
"My | Mom |, I can't live anymore..."
Ximenlang screamed sadly and ran into the bathroom...