With a little pride on his lips, Xiao Muqing responded: "Idiot, why don't you say you are stupid? How many people have used this trick and it worked. They have tried it all, but it doesn't work for you. Are you a pig?
"
"Damn, my head hit the wall just now, it was so big that it still hurts now."
A gloating expression came over, "You deserve it. You can't even handle a woman. What are you still doing? Why don't you just throw yourself into the river?"
"Who says I can't handle it? I'm like a tiger and I don't show off my power. She always treats me as a sick cat. If I show off my power, I rush over to her, tear her nightgown to pieces, press her to the ground and give her a hard blow.
She's probably still a virgin, so she must be very tight."
A kitchen knife fell from the sky and landed in the dialog box. Two large red characters were displayed, "You dare."
"Hey, it's not that I don't dare, it's that we can't do that."
The best dinosaur asked: "Since you are deliberately trying to win her, let me ask you, have you fallen in love with her?"
"Shit, even if I fell in love with a dinosaur, I wouldn't fall in love with her."
Not far away, a banging sound came from Xiao Muqing's bedroom. There was a lot of movement, as if someone was banging the table.
It’s so damn life, it’s like she knows every move I make, I can’t even say a bad word about her behind her back!
Ximen Lang secretly cursed, and then said: "She is quite beautiful, but her personality is too weak and her temper is bad. How could I fall in love with her?"
"Then you still want to fuck her?"
"It's purely for physiological needs. I haven't done it for a long time and I'm almost going crazy."
"Have you done this before?"
"certainly."
"So how old were you when you first did it?"
"Fourteen years old."
"It was so early and you weren't fully developed yet?"
Ximen Lang replied nonchalantly: "That's nothing, it won't delay my current development. Why do you keep asking about this? Do you like me?"
"Tch, you think so, but I'm not interested in you."
"Haha, I have the same idea. I am not interested in you at all. The two of us are suitable to be close friends."
Xiao Muqing asked unwillingly: "Then let me ask you, does the woman you want to fall in love with have no merit at all, and you don't like her at all?"
"No. She seems to have changed a bit now. Sometimes she is quite nice to me. As for whether she likes her or not, I think she has a little bit of it."
This brat still has a little bit of conscience and was not completely eaten by the dog!
A smile appeared at the corner of Xiao Muqing's mouth. This is definitely a fun game. She knew that the guy she was talking to was in the adjacent room, but he was kept in the dark. Silly, let's see how I will kill you! She again
Knocked: "Since I like it a little bit, then why do you always want to use it?
Conspiracy, why not impress her with your sincerity, make a desperate pursuit, such as sending flowers, making exquisite breakfast for her, going shopping with her when you have nothing to do, watching movies and so on, being gentle and nice to her,
Maybe she will be moved by you and really want to be with you?"
Unexpectedly, the other party's answer turned out to be: "How can I have that free time? It's not like there is no beautiful girl who likes me, so why should I spend so much effort pursuing her and wasting time? Let me tell you, there was a beautiful girl recently.
The female police officer is chasing me, I have almost taken care of her, and I will probably be able to have sex with her within a week."
This brat is hopeless, you are a pig!
Xiao Muqing was a little angry, but she still managed to hold it back. "Then tell me, which one is more beautiful, the woman you share a room with or the female police officer?"
"Pretty much, they are all beautiful women, each with his or her own merits."
"Which one do you like better?"
"They're all pretty much the same. One of them is a teacher and the other is a policeman. Hey, it's best to fuck them both. It would be beautiful to hug them both..."
"Go to hell..."
After the top dinosaur typed these three words, the avatar suddenly turned gray and lowered Q.
Ximen Lang stared at those three words with jaws on his face, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Damn, I want to go to them to interfere with your shit, why are you so angry? You have such a big reaction, why don't you blame me..."
The sound of fast footsteps outside came, the door was pushed open violently, and Xiao Muqing shouted like a black-faced madman: "Why don't you go to bed yet, why are you on the Internet? You don't have to pay for the electricity?" She walked up angrily.
Before, I unplugged the main plug barbarically, and the computer screen suddenly went black.
This woman didn't take bad medicine, right?
"Hey, you can easily damage the computer by doing this?" Ximen Lang said from the chair.
"Hmph, if my computer breaks down, I'd like you to take care of it?"
Ximenlang spread his hands indifferently and said: "It's up to you, it's none of my business anyway. I'm going to bed. If I sleep too late, I'll have dark circles under my eyes. Can you please get out now?"
No matter how Xiao Muqing looked at him now, he didn't like him. Hedong Lion roared: "This is my home. I can stay wherever I want. Do you want you to order me?"
"OK, it's up to you. You can stay in the room as long as you can." Ximen Lang stood up, puffed out his chest and took off his pajamas, leaving his upper body bare.
Facing the strong body with bulging muscles, Xiao Muqing was startled, "What are you going to do?" He involuntarily covered his chest with his arms and looked at the other person warily, fearing that he would suddenly become animalistic.
"It's nothing, I just want to sleep. I forgot to tell you that I like to sleep naturally, that is, without wearing anything. If you want to have a chance to see men's things, you can open your eyes wide." Ximen Lang said,
Start taking off your pajamas...
Xiao Muqing was stunned. Isn't this person too shameless?
"Mom!" she yelled, and she pushed the door open and shouted angrily outside, "Dirty, dirty, stinking scoundrel..."
Ximenlang smiled proudly, threw his pants on the chair, got into bed, and muttered to himself, "If you want to fight me, you are still a little green, so go to sleep..."
Xiao Muqing in the living room stamped her foot angrily, walked back to the bedroom with hatred, clenched her fists and said angrily: "Ximen Lang, let's see how I deal with you." With a thump, her elastic body fell backwards on the bed.
I went up, but I didn't feel sleepy. Suddenly, I suddenly thought, if that brat saw me like this, would he pounce on me like a vicious wolf, tearing my clothes crazily, and kissing me randomly?
…
Oh, Xiao Muqing, what are you thinking? You are so shameless!
The woman who had never been in love covered her hot face with her hands. For a moment, she felt so overwhelmed that she couldn't sleep for a long time!
It was late at night, and the people in the two rooms in the apartment behaved differently. One was fast asleep, and the other was tossing and turning. The clock was ticking, as if it was mocking them in a low voice.
Xiao Muqing struggled for a while, then lay down on her back, staring at the ceiling with her bright eyes and not wanting to sleep. Perhaps, in response to that sentence, that girl was not pregnant!