The female traffic police officer ignored his shameless nonsense. She reached out and grabbed the steel ball gun on her seat, pointed it at Ximenlang, and shouted sternly: "Don't move, raise your hands."
Ximen Lang was startled and hurriedly raised his hands. Only then did he realize that the gun she was talking about turned out to be the one that fired steel balls, not his own water gun.
"Beautiful sister, what are you doing? Put down the gun quickly, be careful of misfire?"
The female traffic policeman looked jealous and said sternly: "You are driving a vehicle of unknown origin without a license and hiding a gun. I will transfer you to the Public Security Bureau."
Ximen Lang said hurriedly: "You can transfer me to wherever you want, I don't have any objections. Well, just call the Public Security Bureau and ask the police to arrest me. It's best to ask a policewoman named Jiang Xiaoyu to come and arrest me.
Otherwise, I would be embarrassed if a male police officer came over."
The female traffic policeman had a surprised look on her face and asked, "Do you know Sister Xiaoyu?"
Seeing that she knew Jiang Xiaoyu, Ximen Lang felt happy and nodded quickly and said, "Of course I do, I'm her boyfriend."
The female traffic policeman frowned and said, "You're such a braggart. What kind of person is Sister Xiaoyu? She can find a psychotic and wretched guy like you as her boyfriend, and you want to lie to me. There's no way. Why don't you ask me?
What is the relationship between me and Sister Xiaoyu?"
This little girl is quite difficult to deal with!
"Then let me ask now, what is your relationship with Jiang Xiaoyu?"
"Why do I have to tell you."
Listening to what this woman meant, she seemed to have a very close relationship with Xiao Yu. Ximen Lang felt a little unsure. In any case, Jiang Xiaoyu could save himself from this girl's gun. He rolled his eyes and said with a smile:
"I heard you call Xiaoyu sister. I am his boyfriend. Logically speaking, you have to call me brother-in-law."
The female traffic policeman said angrily: "Bah, you are not afraid of the wind blowing your tongue."
"If you don't believe it, why don't you just call Jiang Xiaoyu and it will become clearer?"
"Just hit her and let her catch you, the big liar and bad guy." After the female traffic police said this, she took out her mobile phone and dialed a number. When she got through, she said, "Is it Sister Xiaoyu? I am
Rumeng, by the way, I just detained a criminal suspect
A man is driving naked without a license, claiming to be your boyfriend... Oh, you don't have a boyfriend at all, that man must be an imposter... Let me tell you, he still has a gun... That's OK, now you
Come here, we’ll catch him and take him to the public security bureau.”
After hanging up the phone and putting the phone away, the female traffic policeman showed a sneer on her face, "I let you brag. Sister Xiaoyu will be very angry after hearing this. I will come over and knock out all your teeth. Let's see what you will do then."
Ximen Lang smiled mysteriously, "Really? Then you have to take a closer look to see if she treats me or treats me sparingly."
The female traffic policeman snorted coldly, "Go and have your big dreams."
"Officer, don't you get tired of seeing my naked body all the time? You have to find something to cover me up no matter what, right?"
"That's not possible. What if you run away? I have to keep an eye on you and hand it over to Sister Xiaoyu to see how she deals with you." The female traffic policeman said with all her heart. It can be seen that she is a good comrade who abides by her duties.
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Ximen Lang deliberately made her angry and said, "Don't make yourself too conscientious. Why don't you want to see me naked?"
"What's so good about it? It's no more than a hairless pig. Who cares about it?"
"Officer, can I put my arm down? I've been lifting it for a long time. I'm so tired."
"No, then lift it for me..."
Just as the two of them were bickering, a Mercedes-Benz police car drove over at lightning speed. It braked suddenly and slid sideways. It happened to stop next to the off-road vehicle. The door opened and an extremely beautiful policewoman got out.
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The female traffic policeman shouted excitedly: "Sister Xiaoyu, are you here?"
The policewoman who came was Jiang Xiaoyu. When she suddenly saw the SUV with the door open and Ximen Lang sitting naked in the driver's seat, her dark eyes almost fell out of her eyes. Why was this guy here? He was still naked, as if he was naked.
A newborn baby is so incredible!
Ximen Lang now looks like a broken man. Anyway, many people have seen my body today, and she is not the only one. Take a look, take a look at it, I will not miss any piece of flesh anyway!
"Xiaoyu, you are finally here?"
Jiang Xiaoyu was extremely surprised and asked the female traffic policeman, "Ru Meng, what's going on?"
The female traffic policeman said: "Sister Xiaoyu, this is the bastard who claims to be your boyfriend. Now I leave him to you. You can deal with him as you wish." She looked over with bright eyes, wanting to take a look at the bad-tempered Sister Xiaoyu.
How to torture this guy.
To her surprise, Jiang Xiaoyu was not as furious as she had imagined. Instead, he looked happy, as if he had fallen into a honeypot, with a sweet smell exuding all over his body.
Immediately afterwards, something that stunned the female traffic policeman happened again. Jiang Xiaoyu smiled and said shockingly: "Ru Meng, he didn't lie. He is indeed my new boyfriend. Let me introduce him to you. His name is Ximen Lang."
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The female traffic police officer almost fainted. Such a shameless and dirty-looking guy turned out to be sister Xiaoyu’s boyfriend! She murmured, "Oh my God, am I dreaming?"
A bright smile appeared on Jiang Xiaoyu's face, "You're not dreaming, he is indeed my boyfriend." She looked shyly at the boy in the car, glanced at it, and then moved away. "Xiaolang, let me introduce you.
Look, this is my cousin Yan Rumeng."
It turns out that the two of them are cousins, no wonder they are both so beautiful, they are just like two police belles!
"Xiaoyu, let me ask your cousin, can I put my arm down? I've been lifting it for a long time?"
Jiang Xiaoyu turned around and said with a smile: "Ru Meng, put down the gun quickly and don't point it at your cousin-in-law."
Hearing that that guy was really her future cousin-in-law, Yan Rumeng had a look of embarrassment on her face, quickly put down the steel ball gun in her hand, and said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, cousin-in-law, I really didn't expect that you are really my cousin's boyfriend..."
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Ximen Lang put down his sore arm, shook it back and forth twice, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, people who don't know are not to blame." As soon as he said this serious sentence, the smile on his face gradually turned into a bad smile, "
However, as a sister-in-law, I have to say something to you, although my brother-in-law and sister-in-law are not outsiders, you couldn't just stare at my brother-in-law's naked body, right?"
"Ah..." Yan Rumeng was extremely embarrassed by this sentence, and said angrily: "How could I have stared at you, so you are such a slanderer?"
Jiang Xiaoyu shook her head gently. Any girl who meets this guy will have bad luck. It's really terrible. He seems to be born to be the nemesis of girls!