The wonderful question made many boys and girls think endlessly, and many charming shots appeared in their minds. Several boys answered it actively, winning rounds of applause.
Teacher Ximen Lang is an unprecedented teacher. In order to increase students' interest in Chinese courses, he started teaching entertainment. If we talk about being obscene and vulgar, this guy is also on the list. He glanced around and saw a bunch of people.
Girls just blush
He snickered and looked away, but no one answered. He smiled and said: "The girls in our class seem to be not as smart as the boys. You see, the boys have come up with several slogans, but none of you girls can."
The answer to this question..."
This teacher was obviously not serious. His teasing eyes passed over the faces of the girls. When he saw Liu Lingshuang, he found that her face was red as blood and she gave him a fierce look with her eyes.
Ximenlang hurriedly looked away, snickering secretly in his heart. This girl is quite serious. I must not make her angry. Then he looked at another beautiful girl and said, "Zhenzi, as the monitor of the class, you will do it to the girls."
Let’s set an example and say an advertising slogan.”
"Okay." Although Mako's face was blushing, she was generous. In RB, boys and girls receive sex education very early, so although the teacher's question is embarrassing for girls, it is not a big deal. She thought for a moment
Just use it once, it’s very useful
The poetic voice said: "Look, the cool retro grain coat, coupled with the fresh and elegant fragrance, is rich in vitamin juice, pure green, harder than bananas, tender than corn, and closer to the public taste than bitter melon. If you
If you love her, buy her cucumbers!"
These words shocked the whole class, and the girls screamed like crazy, "What Mako said is so good!"
"Totally beat the male body, so awesome!"
"It's just a poem, so great..."
Ximenlang was even more shocked. What this girl said was so good, insightful and profound. Did she use it often? This guy was not a kind person at all. While looking at Makoto's uneven body, illusions appeared in his mind.
It was the closest contact that girl had with a cucumber...
After thinking about it like this, he actually reacted, and he was shocked. Please, Xiao Xiaolang, could you please show some face? This is the classroom, I am the teacher, why do you get up regardless of the occasion? There are so many girls in front of you,
It's very dangerous, get down quickly!
Ximen Lang barely suppressed his thoughts and gave a thumbs up: "Okay, well said. Mako's imagination is definitely top-notch. After listening to her advertisement, I guess she won't have to worry about selling cucumbers."
A group of girls saw that the monitor also said the slogan and received praise from the teacher. They all boldly said, "Teacher, listen to me, there is no thicker, only thicker. Some things can replace a boyfriend."
of."
"Save power and give you the feeling of flying!"
"The top flower is thorny, and the hand is natural..."
When the boys saw the girls starting to answer questions, they racked their brains and tried to make a splash. Based on this, many shocking words came out.
"One stick a day, I will be as happy as the gods."
"When you are alone, be with me and follow your heart. You deserve it."
"It's not a cucumber, it's a legend..."
The atmosphere became lively, and the classroom burst into laughter. For the students, this was the happiest class they had ever taken, because the teacher was no longer so rigid and was very funny!
Unknowingly, the music started playing and the class was over. Those students actually felt like they still had something to say, and they all said, "This class is so interesting. Teacher, you are so great!"
"Teacher, please reveal the topic of the next class in advance so that I can go back and prepare."
"I didn't react this time. Next time I will definitely be able to say the most distinctive slogan..."
Ximen Lang responded with a smile, "As for the topic, let's end it first. When the next class comes, let's do something new and shoot a Chinese stage play. You all will be the actors in the play. How about it?"
This idea excited many students, who said excitedly: "Let us be actors, this is great!"
"Oh, I'm so excited. Teacher, can you let me be the heroine?"
"Teacher, which play are we going to film?"
Ximenlang chuckled and said: "The play we are going to film is very famous. It is the most wonderful book in ancient and modern times. It is called Jin Ping Mei..."
"Ah...I know, this is an ancient book from country Z, and it contains Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian."
"Why haven't I heard of this book? Do you have it? Lend it to me..."
Ximenlang said: "In short, this is a very good literary work. You might as well read it when you go back. When the next class starts, we will officially start rehearsing. In this way, your Chinese level can be improved to a great extent.
"
These people were chatting happily. At this moment, seven or eight students walked through the corridor. The leader was a boy as tall and thin as a bamboo pole. His face was full of arrogance, and he moved forward in an arrogant manner. The ones behind him were
Those people are like stars over the moon.
Several people came to the door of the classroom. The man with the bamboo pole frowned and said, "Hey, what are you doing? It's quite lively!"
Everyone turned to look over, and when they saw it was him, many boys did not dare to speak anymore and hurriedly closed their mouths, as if mice saw a cat.
Ximen Lang also looked over and was suddenly startled. He felt as if he had seen the other person somewhere. After thinking about it for a moment, he suddenly remembered that the other person was the non-mainstream young man named Chuanji who bullied him on the street that day.
In fact, this boy's full name is Sato Kawaji, and he is also a student in the Faculty of Law. He is a sophomore, one grade higher than Liu Lingshuang and the others. He is from a noble family and is a karate master. In addition, he has several obedient lackeys around him, and he has gradually become a member of the Faculty of Law.
Domineering, arrogant.
Sato Kawaji's doubtful eyes fell on the face of the man behind the podium, and he suddenly recognized who the other person was. He snorted coldly, with an annoyed look on his face, and said angrily: "Asshole, it turns out it's you. Didn't I follow you?"
Did you say, don't let me see you again, otherwise, I will beat you every time I see you."
The faces of the students in the classroom showed surprise. This guy was so arrogant that he even dared to threaten Teacher Cockroach. He probably didn't see the teacher's tricks.
Mako looked at him with somewhat complicated eyes. Before this, she had great confidence in Kawaji, thinking that he was strong and his kung fu could rank second or third in the school. However, now she had a faint worry.
Because based on intuition, the new teacher is not only ruthless but also extremely insidious...