A stream of stench spurted out from the mouth of the little Taoist priest Chunyang, making Ximenlang retching and wondering why this guy had such bad breath. Did he eat feces and smoke him to death?
For the sake of politeness, Ximen Lang still followed the rules of the world, cupped his hand and said: "It turns out to be Taoist Master Chunyang. I have admired his name for a long time." The latter sentence was completely copied from a line in a costume drama.
Taoist Chunyang rolled his eyes like dead fish and said: "Little brother, I see that your bones are amazing. You are a prodigy in martial arts. I have many martial arts secrets here. Are you interested in practicing?" As if he was doing a magic trick.
, he stretched out his hand from
Five or six yellowed martial arts secret books were found in the artificial leather bag, and they were opened like fans. The thin booklets were written with "Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon", "Nine Yin Manual", "Six Sales Divine Sword" and "
"Star Absorbing Technique", "Tathagata Divine Palm" and so on.
Ximen Lang was shocked. Damn, there are so many secrets, and they are all extremely powerful. This Taoist priest must be so awesome!
However, when he took a closer look, he couldn't help but burst into laughter. He saw that the secrets were all ordinary paper that had been aged by smoke and fire. The words on the cover were actually in simplified Chinese, and he really didn't dare to write them in such a way.
Compliment, it’s uglier than a fly crawling, and it’s probably at the level of someone who hasn’t graduated from elementary school. The funniest thing is the “Six-selling Divine Sword,” absolutely amazing!
When Chen Yunling saw the Taoist priest's ugly appearance, she was a little scared, and when she saw that his eyes were staring at her with lustful eyes, she felt even more disgusted. She pulled her boyfriend's arm and whispered: "Brother Xiao Lang,
At first glance, he looks like a liar, so let’s ignore him and leave quickly.”
But Ximen Lang felt that this guy dared to cheat with such tricks. He was really brave. He wanted to tease him and said to his girlfriend next to him: "Don't worry, wait a minute, I will take a look at the secret." He smiled and asked: "
Taoist Priest, how do you sell these secrets?"
Taoist Chunyang said disapprovingly: "These secrets are priceless treasures and are worth a fortune. How can you mention selling them? Isn't that too tacky?"
Ximenlang chuckled, "Why, it's a free gift, so I'll take it all." He reached out and took the secrets.
Chunyang Taoist Priest was startled, quickly retracted his hand, coughed, and said pretentiously: "Well... I will give these secrets to people who are destined to be destined. Little brother, I think you are quite destined, although I am not selling them to you.
, But, how much can you give me for some incense?”
Ximen Lang thought to himself: It sounds so nice, but you don’t want money, and you don’t know whether this Taoist priest is real or fake?
"Taoist Master, how much incense money do you need to practice the secrets in your hand?" he asked deliberately.
Taoist priest Chunyang said: "Little brother, as long as you pay five hundred yuan for incense, you can practice one of my unique skills. However, today is the 30th anniversary of the founding of this temple, so there are promotions.
If you learn at the same time
To practice two exercises, you can get a 20% discount and it only costs 800 yuan. To practice three exercises, you can get a 40% discount and it only costs 1,000 yuan." He talked eloquently and spoke very eloquently. He didn't look like a Taoist priest.
, clearly a promoter.
Ximenlang smiled and said: "I'd better not practice this anymore. It's too tiring and I have to endure hardships."
Taoist Chunyang said hurriedly: "Don't be tired. These tips are all quick methods. You don't need to practice them specially. As long as you memorize them, you can master the magical skills without even realizing it when you go to bed at night."
Ximenlang shook his head, "Not interested."
Taoist Chunyang was a little disappointed, so he put the secrets back into his artificial leather bag and asked, "Brother, tell me, what are you interested in?" Then he lowered his voice and asked, "Do you want the yellow book?"
Ximen Lang almost burst into laughter. Taoist priests sell fake books. This world is so crazy that even Taoists have become bad!
Chen Yunling frowned, secretly scolding the Taoist priest for being shameless, and kept urging her boyfriend to leave quickly.
However, Ximen Lang thought that since he had nothing to do anyway, it would be nice to have a spanking with this old man. He ignored his little girlfriend beside him, looked interested, and asked: "What kind of pornographic book do you want to get?"
Come out and take a look?"
Taoist Chunyang reached out and rummaged around in his leather bag for a while, and took out three or four tattered books. He introduced them: "They are all excellent books. After reading the bookkeeper, you can't stand it. There are "Girl's Love" and "Midnight Widow".
It's called "The History of Ancient Emperors and Chaos". It's cheap, fifty yuan a copy. How about you get a copy?"
Ximenlang said curiously: "Call me to see your late-night widow?"
"Take a look, I guarantee you will like it." Taoist Chunyang smiled obscenely, handed one of the books over, and put the rest into his bag.
Ximen Lang took the shabby book, opened it and glanced at one page. It turned out to be a real yellow book. He smiled and shook his head. He handed the book back and said, "The book is good, but
I don’t have money to buy it, so I’ll give it to you.”
Chunyang Taoist priest rolled his eyes strangely, but did not reach out to take the book. Instead, he said rudely: "Grandson, you have finished reading Taoist Master's book but did not spend money to buy it. Are you looking for death?"
Ximen Lang was surprised, tilted his head and asked: "Who are you talking to?"
Taoist Chunyang snorted, "Of course I am talking to your grandson. To tell you the truth, you have touched this book. You have to buy it or not, and the price is not fifty yuan.
You have to give me five hundred yuan, otherwise, Master Tao will not be able to spare you."
Ximen Lang was furious, "Fuck you, mother!, you are so old, you bought and sold me by force, and you still spoke so rudely?" However, with the words of his father left in his mind, unless it is absolutely necessary,
He doesn't want to make enemies with monks and Taoists.
, he could only patiently say: "Taoist Priest, you can't just sell me the book in broad daylight, right? Besides, I really don't have the money. I'll give the book back to you. You take your Yangguan Road, and I'll cross my single-plank bridge. Let's
Well water does not interfere with river water, what do you think?"
Chunyang Taoist Priest sneered and cursed: "Damn, what are you looking at when you don't have money?" His eyes moved to the sweet-looking girl next to the boy opposite, and gradually became greedy and evil, and actually said extremely shamelessly: "
It’s okay if you don’t have money, just take the book and leave, and leave this pretty girl here to play with me for two days..."
Chen Yunling's pretty face turned pale with anger, and she said angrily: "What did you say?"
Taoist Chunyang didn't notice that the face of the boy opposite was covered with frost. He focused his attention on this cute little girl. He thought to himself that this girl is really pretty. Look at that little face and that figure. Don't mention it if you press it down below.
He felt so comfortable. He said in a very vulgar manner: "Little beauty, don't worry, I was born with a big bird, and I guarantee that I can serve you comfortably..."