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311 Vernacular

Ximenlang said: "Xiaoyu, please show me, what is written on the page with the strange snake just now?"

Jiang Xiaoyu shook the book open, revealing the page separated by his fingers. He looked at it with clear eyes and whispered: "Nine-ringed jade gall snake..."

Ximenlang suddenly realized: "It turns out to be a nine-ring jade gall snake."

Jiang Xiaoyu asked strangely: "Why, you don't even know these simple words?"

Ximenlang blushed and said in a low voice, "I know the ones I know, but I just can't recognize them all. I know the other four, but I don't know the word 'bold'."

Jiang Xiaoyu said coquettishly: "You are so stupid!"

"Stop scolding me and read something else to me quickly."

Jiang Xiaoyu nodded and read fluently: "On the shore of the South China Sea, Bodhisattva Mahayana, dust eggs are hiding under the lotus..."

When Ximen Lang heard her reciting this classical Chinese text, his head was pounding. He didn't understand what it meant, so he hurriedly said: "Stop...wait..."

Jiang Xiaoyu looked at him in confusion and asked, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I read?"

Ximen Lang scratched his head, "Well... I don't know if you read it correctly, but can you translate it directly into vernacular? I don't understand."

Jiang Xiaoyu said angrily: "Tsk, you are really capable, but you don't understand this?"

Ximen Lang actually said shamelessly and coquettishly: "Of course, I'm still young, so of course I won't understand."

"Shit, how can you know anything else at such a young age?" Jiang Xiaoyu was very angry at his shameless words and immediately thought of something else.

"What do I know?" Ximen Lang asked unconvinced.

"You know how to pick up girls, fall in love, and..."

"What else?" Ximen Lang had already vaguely guessed what was coming next, but he asked deliberately.

"You still know how to sleep with a woman..." After saying this, Jiang Xiaoyu's face turned red involuntarily.

Ximen Lang snickered in his heart, but said deliberately: "Don't talk nonsense. I am still a pure boy. When did I sleep with a woman?"

"You brat, you still dare to quibble, then let me ask you, who put me to sleep?" Jiang Xiaoyu put the book on the table, put his hands on his waist and asked with a pair of bright eyes.

"How would I know, it's not me anyway..."

"Ah... brat, how dare you deny..." Jiang Xiaoyu pounced on her like a tiger in the wind, pushed her down on the bed, and reached out to pinch her shoulders.

Ximen Lang deliberately twisted his body and struggled, feeling the two elastic spheres rubbing back and forth on his chest, but he pretended to be scared and shouted: "Help, this is indecent..."

Seeing his behavior made Jiang Xiaoyu's enthusiasm rise, and he said angrily: "Bad boy, I'll let you scream again..." She lowered her head, kissed his lips with her red lips, and then the tip of her smooth tongue entered his mouth.

inside.

Ximenlang was stunned, why did this girl take the initiative? Well, I, the young master, can just enjoy it!

The two hugged each other and kissed. Ximen Lang's right hand naturally fell on her smooth jade thigh and rubbed it back and forth, then got under her nightgown and touched her buttocks covered by the thin lace.

He secretly praised in his heart, "It's so elastic!" After a moment of tenderness, he unsatisfiedly reached his hand towards the middle part...

Jiang Xiaoyu was shocked, and hurriedly put her legs together, her red lips moved away from him, and she said with a flushed face: "You can't touch that place."

Ximenlang swallowed his saliva and said with rapid breathing: "We've both done it anyway, so why not do it again?"

"That won't work either. We can only do it when we get married in the future."

Ximenlang said with a grimace: "I'm almost suffocated to death. It's so good Xiaoyu. Just do it. Let me do what I want. I beg you." Unknowingly, this guy played the pity card.

"That's not okay." Jiang Xiaoyu flatly refused, then smiled, scratched his nose with her finger, and said with a smile: "Why, your concentration is too bad, you can't stand this?"

Ximen Lang grinned like a bitter melon, "I'm not Tang Seng, how could I have such great concentration? Besides, even if Tang Seng encounters you, he has to surrender. You are much more beautiful than my daughter, the King."

"You brat, why does your mouth become so sweet?"

"It's not about being sweet, it's about what's in your heart."

Jiang Xiaoyu was quite elated to hear such sweet words from his sweetheart, but he did not relax his vigilance because of this. He smiled and said: "I believe what you say, and I also think you are a very pure and good boy. Can you first

Take your hands out of my skirt?"

Ximen Lang smiled awkwardly and said, "If you don't pay attention, it will slip in by itself. You can loosen your legs and I will take it out."

Jiang Xiaoyu loosened her legs slightly, and when he took out his hand, she got up from him, straightened her nightgown, and said: "Stop making trouble, don't you want to know the origin of the nine-ringed jade gall snake? I will

I’m telling you this, please be more honest and don’t touch me anymore.”

Ximen Lang sat up and curled his lips and said, "You can't just blame me, you were the one who pressured me first."

Jiang Xiaoyu blushed, "Okay, you're right, we both have responsibilities, but we can't make any more trouble from now on." After a pause, he still couldn't help but joked: "Kid,

Be obedient and Auntie will tell you a story."

Ximen Lang said dissatisfied: "You took advantage of me again."

Jiang Xiaoyu chuckled and said: "You should feel honored that a beautiful woman has taken advantage of you. Well, the story begins." She grabbed the ancient book that was upside down on the desk, followed the introduction and explained: "There is a Guanyin in the South China Sea.

Bodhisattva, an insect egg lies under his lotus throne for nine years.

One day I listened to him explaining that the scriptures were contaminated with spiritual energy, and the larvae inside actually broke out of the eggs and transformed into a small golden snake with nine rings on its body and courage like jade. It was very strange. Later, when the Bodhisattva rushed to the west to listen to the teachings of Tathagata Buddha, he secretly

Walking into the mortal world and mixing in the spiritual mountains, this is the origin of the Nine-ringed Jade Gall Snake."

"Then does the book say anything good about this snake?" This is the question that Ximen Lang is most concerned about.

"Yes." Jiang Xiaoyu looked at the book again and said: "It is introduced here that this snake is a spiritual creature of heaven and earth, especially the jade-like snake gallbladder. If taken, it can prolong life. It is said that the reason why Peng Zu is alive

Being so old is the reason for taking this snake gallbladder. It says here, 'People named Peng took the snake gallbladder and lived for eight hundred years.' Do you understand what it means?"

Ximenlang shook his head, "I don't understand."

Jiang Xiaoyu explained: "This means that a man named Peng lived eight hundred years after eating the gall of a nine-ring jade gall snake."

Ximen Lang asked with some confusion: "But, it only mentions the person named Peng, and it doesn't say it's Peng Zu. How can you say it's him?"

Jiang Xiaoyu shook her head helplessly, feeling that this guy was really hopeless. "You are so stupid. Who else has lived to be eight hundred years old besides Peng Zu?"

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