Things in the world are destined to be unfair. The seven big men who were beaten worked tirelessly to clean the paint on the house, suffering unspeakably. However, the perpetrator was sitting in a warm blanket, embracing a beautiful woman, filled with the warm fragrance of warm jade,
It's really enviable.
The seven big men were cold and tired, but they still couldn't stop for a moment. They all cursed in their hearts: It's unreasonable!
Ximen Lang felt extremely comfortable in the blanket, squeezing the soft stuff in his hands, and whispered in Qilisa's ear and asked, "Why is yours so big? I can hardly hold it with one hand."
Qilisa had never experienced such a moment before. She felt as if her body was about to melt. Her face was as red as a hot iron and she muttered in a low voice: "I hate it."
Ximenlang tasted it carefully, feeling that the dots in his palms were getting more and more raised, and smiled secretly in his heart, Xiao Nizi, the reaction is quite strong!
"Speak quickly, otherwise, I will be rude to you?"
"Tch, you're welcome, what can you do?"
"I can do this." As he spoke, Ximenlang's other hand reached towards Qilisa's waist and snake-likely slid down her flat belly.
"Ah, you can't." Qilisa whispered and pressed her hands to prevent the sinful claws from moving downwards.
Ximenlang said with a wicked smile: "Then tell me the answer to the question just now, and I'll let you go."
Qilisa was afraid that the prodigal would behave rudely again, so she said helplessly in a low voice: "Okay, as long as you don't move your hands, I will tell you."
"Okay, I promise you won't move, just tell me."
Qilisa said shyly: "I think... it may be the result of genetics. My mother's is particularly big."
Damn, no wonder when I looked over just now, I found that the mother-in-law-to-be was very big and the size was quite extraordinary. It turned out to be really big. If...
Someone actually had a shameless thought in his heart, and hurriedly stopped it, secretly warning himself that you are a human being, not a beast with four legs and a tail behind it, so don't think like that.
"Simon, do you like big ones?" Qilisa asked in a low voice.
"Of course, most men like people like you." Ximen Lang started playing with her again.
Qilisa said shyly: "As long as you like it."
"By the way, Qilisa, tell me something interesting about your childhood?"
"It's nothing. I'm just an ordinary kid. I don't have that many interesting things to tell you."
"Just say one thing, hurry up." Ximen Lang demanded relentlessly.
Qilisa really couldn't resist him, "Okay, let me tell you a joke I made with my mother in the shower when I was a child."
Ximenlang's heart trembled. The joke about taking a bath with his mother-in-law must be awesome! He couldn't wait to say, "Come on, tell me?"
Qilisa whispered: "Actually, it's nothing. I was just ignorant when I was young. I remember when I first remembered, I was taking a bath with my mother. Suddenly I felt strange, so I asked my mother, why did my father's beard grow on it?
Mom’s beard grows underneath..."
I squirt!
Ximen Lang burst out laughing uncontrollably, and Zhi Le was out of breath. The seven big men who were concentrating on their work couldn't help but look back, secretly wondering what happened to this guy, could it be possible?
You must be possessed!
"Haha, Qilisa, you are so funny. The beard down there is really yours..."
Qilisa's face turned red with embarrassment, she pinched his leg hard with her little hand, and said bitterly: "I hate it, I told you that you were ignorant when you were a child, and you still make fun of me?"
Ximenlang grinned in pain and begged for mercy, "Oh, Qilisa, please let go, I was wrong, don't laugh anymore..."
"Humph, do you still dare to laugh at me?" Qilisa stopped what she was doing, with a look of relief on her pretty face.
Ximen Lang gasped, this girl is really cruel. When I finish her off in the future, if she hurts, she will pinch me like a crab!
I was thinking wildly in my mind when I caught sight of the seven guys secretly looking over here and scolded: "What are you looking at? Get to work quickly and be careful to dig out your eyeballs."
Londik's foot was originally injured and he was as frightened as a bird. After hearing this sound, he staggered to the ground and fell to the ground. He couldn't help but scream in pain, but he hurriedly struggled to stand up and continued the cleaning work.
The other six people were also extremely frightened and no longer dared to peek at the scenery. They then wiped the walls bitterly and with an energy that was not afraid of hardship.
Seeing that they were frightened, Ximenlang rolled his eyes and whispered into Qilisa's ear: "Does your mother have a thick beard?"
"Well, quite a lot." Qilisha didn't react and replied smoothly. Then she realized that something was wrong and angrily punched him and said: "You are so bad, I will ignore you."
Ximen Lang thought to himself, so it must be very strong. Oh, how did this girl react? Otherwise, I would like to know what color it is!
He chuckled, "Don't be angry, I'm joking with you."
"Being wicked, are you the one who is joking like this?"
Ximen Lang hugged her affectionately and said softly: "Okay, don't be angry. I will also tell you something. It happened when I was a child, and it has something to do with taking a bath."
Qilisa said with great interest: "Really? Tell me quickly. Is this girl taking a bath? Are you peeking at her?"
Khan, how do you know?
After being reminded like this, Ximen Lang secretly felt ashamed when he remembered the embarrassing incident when he was eight years old, spying on many palace maids taking a bath, and then shamelessly asking to bathe with them after being caught.
However, he would not even admit such a past incident that tarnished his image. He smiled and said, "You are just slandering me. How could a pure and messed-up boy like me do such dirty things?"
"Tch, are you very pure? Why didn't I notice?" the other party asked.
Ximen Lang laughed twice and said: "Of course, I am as pure as a piece of white paper, without any flaws."
"Humph, I'm afraid it has been written with messy words, right?" Qilisa commented without giving any face.
This girl has really vicious eyes!
Ximen Lang sighed secretly in his heart, but argued forcefully: "No way, I am still an innocent boy now, okay?"
Qilisa snorted coldly, "Who are you lying to? Look at your skillful movements. You don't look like an innocent boy. You are simply a veteran. Please stop making excuses."
Ximenlang smiled awkwardly, "This question is too profound to be discussed in a short while. Let's continue the study another day. Qilisa, let me tell you an interesting story from my childhood first."
"Okay, then tell me quickly?"
"Okay, listen up. When I was a kid, I was taking a shower with my dad. The floor in the bathroom was slippery. I stumbled and almost fell. I grabbed my hand randomly in mid-air, but I just happened to catch my dad's one, so I didn't fall.
Dad said, luckily you are taking a shower with me today. If you had come with your mother, you would have fallen badly!"
"Oh, you are so shameless, what can you say?" Qilisa's face turned red with embarrassment, she covered her mouth and snickered secretly, thinking, we were really interesting when we were little!
"What's this? It's my true experience. Is there anything I can't say?"
A smile appeared at the corner of Ximen Lang's mouth, but he thought in his heart, now that he thought about it, it was because he had practiced the Longyang Jue that his father could let himself catch it without being damaged. Otherwise, he would have to pull the cucumber off by himself.