She was originally calling her beloved boyfriend, but Xiao Muqing never expected that the person who answered the phone was her arch-rival Jiang Xiaoyu. For a moment, the air seemed to freeze. She barely suppressed the anger in her heart, and her cold voice sounded like
The ice of winter. "Jiang Xiaoyu, why is it you? I'm looking for Xiaolang, not you. Please let him answer the phone quickly."
A proud smile appeared on the corners of Jiang Xiaoyu's beautiful lips. At this time, the image of the other party's livid face appeared in her mind and she looked extremely angry. For her, there was nothing more joyful than making Xiao Muqing feel deflated. She said slowly
Said: "I'm sorry, Xiaolang is my husband. He can't randomly answer calls from other women. Also, don't contact him again in the future."
Xiao Muqing said coldly: "Jiang Xiaoyu, don't be sentimental. Xiaolang has more than one woman. It's not like you don't know. He also said that he is your husband. Do you still want to show some respect?"
Jiang Xiaoyu said confidently: "So what? Xiaolang and other women are just acting on occasion. He is only sincere to me. He will only marry me in the future."
Ximen Lang next to him smiled bitterly. Sometimes, having more wives is not necessarily a good thing. Especially, among his would-be wives, there are such a pair of misfits, which is really a headache!
Xiao Muqing's patience had reached its limit, and he said angrily: "Jiang Xiaoyu, let me say it again, do you hear me and get Xiaolang to answer the phone quickly?"
Jiang Xiaoyu deliberately made her angry and said, "I won't let him answer the phone. What can you do? Well, I don't have time to chat with you. I have to cherish this great time to love my dear Xiaolang."
Xiao Muqing snorted coldly: "Okay, you won't let him answer the phone, right? I'll go over and find him out." Then he hung up the phone.
Jiang Xiaoyu stuffed her cell phone under the pillow, squinting at her boyfriend with a slightly mocking gaze, and said angrily: "You are such a coquettish kid that you go around messing around with women. I really should castrate you and let you practice the Sunflower Book."
Ximen Lang smiled bitterly and said, "That's not the case. Then you are going to be a widow. Are you willing to do so?"
Jiang Xiaoyu blushed and said angrily: "Bah, why are you so reluctant to part with it?"
Ximenlang put his arms around her soft body and said after discussion: "Xiaoyu, you and Qingqing are both my beloved women, why can't we live in harmony?"
Jiang Xiaoyu crossed his arm like a snow lotus root, blocked his arm, and said angrily: "You are so beautiful, stay away from me. What kind of society is this? Do you still want to have three wives and four concubines?"
Ximen Langjian couldn't explain clearly for a while, and didn't want to ruin the original beautiful atmosphere, so he had no choice but to say: "I didn't think so."
Jiang Xiaoyu said with a straight face: "It's best if you only have me in your heart. If you are irresponsible to me and marry someone else in the future, I will definitely not let you become a man."
Seeing her repeatedly threatening him, Ximen Lang felt uninterested and sighed, saying: "No more, I came all the way here to hear you castrate me with one sentence and ask me to practice the Sunflower Book or something like that."
, I’m so sad, I’m going to sleep first.” He took off his shoes, pulled the quilt over his body, and even his head, and remained silent.
Jiang Xiaoyu said angrily: "Why, you are still angry, you stingy?"
Ximenlang didn't answer. He always believed that women's rights were supreme, and he would not easily get angry with his girlfriend even if he was dissatisfied.
Seeing that he ignored her, Jiang Xiaoyu was also a little angry, and said angrily: "Why, you are still in high spirits, ignore me, I don't care about talking to you." She turned sideways, facing the boy with her back angrily.
Neither of the two enemies said a word, letting time pass by quietly.
I don’t know how long it took, the bedroom window was pushed open, and a figure lifted the curtains and landed lightly on the ground. Her slim body was wrapped in a black sportswear, and her beautiful face was covered with frost, making the surrounding air...
There seemed to be a bit more chill in Zhongdu.
"Who?" Jiang Xiaoyu suddenly sat up in shock and looked over with alert eyes.
The woman looked at Jiang Xiaoyu, who was only wearing underclothes with her white body exposed. She frowned, her eyes were like sharp daggers, and said coldly: "Come here and sweep away the pornographic ones, Jiang Xiaoyu, you are still a policeman, how do you enforce the law?"
Breaking the law and messing with men?"
Jiang Xiao said in an annoyed tone: "Xiao Muqing, you are really good at breaking into other people's houses in the middle of the night? Why do you mess with men? Xiaolang is my husband."
The woman in black was Xiao Muqing. She snorted coldly, "He is still my husband. At best, you can only be regarded as a disgraceful mistress." With a glance, she saw the bulging quilt and exposed clothes.
With one foot on the outside, I was even more angry. This brat was really enjoying himself here, but I was so eager to wait for him. He was so heartless!
At this time, Ximen Langjian, who was hiding under the quilt, heard the words of the two girls very clearly, and he was complaining in his heart. Qingqing really came over. Now the two of them are facing each other. What should I do?
For a moment, he, who was usually super smart, couldn't think of any good ideas. He could only huddle in the quilt like a turtle and wait for the change. He quietly put his exposed foot under the quilt and deceived himself.
I thought, maybe Qingqing couldn’t see me and left after a while. Then I thought to myself, "You can’t see me, you can’t see me..."
After hearing this, Jiang Xiaoyu's face turned livid and said angrily: "You are the mistress. Xiaolang has already said that you will definitely marry me as your wife in the future."
Xiao Muqing said tit for tat: "Humph, he has told me this no less than a hundred times." Her slender body bypassed Jiang Xiaoyu on the opposite side like a butterfly piercing flowers, and reached out to lift the quilt.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Xiaoyu suddenly launched his attack, drawing a white arc in the air with his long legs and kicking him, forcing the opponent to retreat.
Xiao Muqing stepped aside and snorted: "Of course I am taking my husband home."
"Why, Xiaolang is my husband, why don't you get out of here quickly?" Jiang Xiaoyu retracted her beautiful legs and shouted angrily. She clenched her fists and looked ready to go, like a cheetah with beautiful patterns.
"No, I have to take him away." Xiao Muqing said without showing any signs of weakness.
Jiang Xiaoyu gritted her teeth and said bitterly: "You think so well, I won't let him go with you. Let me say it again, you are not welcome here. Leave quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
"Hmph, you're welcome. What can you do? You just want to fight. Do you think I'm afraid of you?"
"Just fight, no one is afraid of whom."
Xiao Muqing looked over with cold eyes and said, "How about a bet?"
"Tell me, how to bet?"
"If I win, I will take Xiaolang away. If I lose, Xiaolang will stay and I will go." The reason why he decided to make such a bet is because Xiao Muqing felt that he was sure to win the opponent now.
After Yuan Gong, she practiced hard and never slackened off, and she had already achieved great success.
After breaking through the first level and about to break through the second level, my martial arts cultivation has changed tremendously compared to before. I thought to myself: "Boy, I can't beat you. When the time comes, I will beat you until your nose is bruised and your face is swollen, and you will cry and cry.
Let me take Xiaolang away..."
Suddenly, Xiao Muqing felt that she was very evil and wanted to look up to the sky and laugh wildly like a witch!
"Okay, that's it." Jiang Xiaoyu agreed confidently. Thinking viciously, Xiaolang taught me Hunyuan Gong. Now I'm about to reach the second level. I can't beat you to death. Do you still dare to be arrogant with me?
The two girls have the same thoughts. They didn't like each other. Now that they have become love rivals, they want to knock them to the ground immediately.
The air was filled with tension. The two beautiful women glared angrily and were at war with each other. In order to snatch the man they loved, they were ready to fight.
Realizing that the two wives-to-be were about to fight, Ximen Lang couldn't stay any longer under the quilt. He suddenly opened the quilt and sat up, saying angrily: "Stop, do you think I'm a dead person?"
Xiao Muqing rolled her eyes at him and said angrily: "You are hiding there and unable to come out, do I really think you are dead? I ask you, why don't you answer the phone and let this woman answer it for you?"
When she got to the back, she felt so angry that her eyes turned red and she almost shed tears.
Ximenlang suddenly ran out of battery. He felt extremely distressed when he saw Qingqing like this. He quickly said: "Qingqing, please listen to my explanation. I didn't mean not to answer your call. It was Xiaoyu who snatched my phone away. She must have
Want to pick up..."
Jiang Xiaoyu looked over with a murderous look and threatened, "You say one more thing?"
Ximenlang stopped hastily and looked at Qingqing and Xiaoyu with a troubled look. He really didn't know what to do.
Xiao Muqing's eyes gradually softened. She was committed to this boy in this life and was willing to die for him a thousand times. She said softly: "Xiao Lang, I don't blame you. I also know that there is an evil woman who coerced you to do this. This is not
It's your fault, let's go home?" She stretched out a soft, boneless hand.
Ximen Lang felt warm in his heart. Qingqing was so considerate. What a good girl! He couldn't help but agreed, "Yes," he stood up and walked over. He held Xiao Muqing's jade hand with his right hand and left with her.
go.
"No, if you don't take him away, he is mine." Jiang Xiaoyu grabbed Ximen Lang's left hand in desperation.
Xiao Muqing said angrily: "He is mine," and forcefully pulled Ximen Lang towards the window.
"It's mine." Jiang Xiaoyu pulled him back again.
"mine."
"mine……"
The two girls were pulling the boy back and forth as if in a tug-of-war, or like a pair of naughty little sisters fighting for their beloved doll.
Ximen Lang was speechless. He glanced here and there, not knowing whether he was leaving or staying.
How pitiful, why do I seem to have become a toy for the two of them? Seeing that the two girls who practiced Hunyuan Gong were getting stronger and stronger, as if they wanted to tear him into two pieces, he couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily: "
That's enough." A huge internal force surged out of his hand, flicked away the two women's delicate hands, and then used his fingers to touch the numb holes of the two would-be wives like electricity. In unison, both Xiao Muqing and Jiang Xiaoyu screamed.
With a sound, he fell softly to the ground.
The two girls didn't know that their husband-to-be had special skills in acupuncture. They were shocked when they saw that their hands and feet had lost control and could not move, as if they were paralyzed.
Jiang Xiaoyu was the first to get angry and shouted angrily: "You brat, what are you doing? What the hell did you do to me? I can't move anymore?"
Ximen Lang said with a straight face: "Why do you have the nerve to ask me? Humph, you always yell at your husband, and you have no manners at all. Now I will train you two on how to be a good, gentle and sensible wife."
Jiang Xiaoyu said angrily: "You bastard, how dare you talk to me like this?"
"You dare to be rude to your husband. This is unforgivable. Let's see how I punish you." Ximen Lang knelt down in front of her and pulled with his hand. The only remaining strip of cloth on Jiang Xiaoyu's upper body was torn off, and the spring light was rippling.
"Ah..." Jiang Xiaoyu screamed. She didn't expect that brat to dare to face her like this in front of Xiao Muqing.
Ximen Lang scolded: "What do you call me? If I call you again, will I fix you?"
Jiang Xiaoyu was startled and didn't dare to say anything anymore. She also knew in her heart that this boy was so bold that if he was provoked, he would not do anything outrageous.
Ximen Lan bent down to pick her up and then threw her, leaving the screaming Jiang Xiaoyu on the bed.
Jiang Xiaoyu almost fainted from anger, lying there and secretly saying: "Damn brat, wait until I can move and see how I deal with you..."
Xiao Muqing glanced sideways at her boyfriend and said coldly: "Why, after taking care of her, she wants to take care of me again?"
Ximenlang chuckled and said, "Qingqing, I'm sorry, you should also receive a good wife education." He picked up Xiao Muqing's body and gently placed her on the bed.
Jiang Xiaoyu saw it clearly and shouted with extreme dissatisfaction: "I won't do it, it's not fair. Why am I being thrown here, and she is being reported here to enjoy special services?"
Ximen Lang said seriously: "Because you are the only one who yells at me a lot, and just now you called your husband a brat. Qingqing is so good and gentle, you have to learn from her."
Jiang Xiaoyu said unconvinced: "Tsk, she is gentle, have you seen a ghost, or is your eyesight not working well?"
"Anyway, I think I'm much gentler than you." Ximen Lang glanced at the two girls and saw that they were lying side by side. They were both so beautiful. They could be said to be equally matched, like a pair of sisters. He smiled.
Said: "Now, my husband will enjoy you first, and then he will educate you as a good wife."
Upon hearing this, the two girls blushed and felt extremely embarrassed at the same time. Could it be that he wanted to talk to me in front of her...
With the beauty by his side, Ximenlang was so excited that he couldn't bear it anymore. He hurriedly took off Qingqing's sportswear and threw it to the floor. He lifted the blanket and covered the three of them, and started his carefree life in a haphazard way.
Journey, moving his hands around, and talking nonsense. "Let you not take my little husband seriously, fight in front of me, and see how I deal with you..."
Being rolled over by the red waves and having erotic dreams, Ximenlang, who had been busy for a long time, said to himself: "My wife must be dealt with very hard!" He hugged the two beautiful girls and fell asleep contentedly.
Xiao Muqing and Jiang Xiaoyu were not as big-hearted as him. Although they experienced the indescribable joy, they felt that it was really embarrassing to show their unknown side in front of their love rival.
The bad brat is so angry that his teeth are itching.
Hearing the snoring of the sleeping brat, Jiang Xiaoyu couldn't help but sarcastically said: "No wonder Xiaolang likes you so much, you really know how to come, your scream is so beautiful, just like singing?"
Xiao Muqing was completely shattered. Her face was as red as a big apple. She didn't expect that the other party would still be in the mood to say such words at this time. It was really unacceptable. However, her naturally unwilling character made her
She suppressed her embarrassment and responded immediately: "How about you, you're not afraid of calling the police if you scream so loudly?"
These two girls are natural enemies, and now they start to quarrel messily when they have some free time.
"Tch, don't talk about it. Your voice just now was so loud, it was eighty ten centimeters. I even blushed for you."
"Jiang Xiaoyu, you... don't slander me. How can I help you?" Xiao Muqing was so angry that she cried.
"You have it, but it's a pity that I can't move. Otherwise, I have to use my mobile phone to record it for you." Jiang Xiaoyu heard that the other party's tone was different and knew that her words were effective. She was a little proud and became even more angry at her.
"Are you so shameless?"
"You are shameless, robbing someone else's husband."
"Is there any mistake? It was you who stole my husband, okay?"
"You were the one who stole it from me."
"You are really a scoundrel. If I can do something, I have to deal with you."
"Tch, I'm afraid of you. Let's have a big fight when we have the ability?"
"Just fight. The one I am most dissatisfied with is you. You will be defeated."
"You..." Jiang Xiaoyu was furious. The last thing she wanted to hear in her life was this sentence. Suddenly, she felt the energy and blood surge in her body. She moved her fingers, and something happened.
When Ximen tapped the acupuncture points of his two wives-to-be, he did not use any internal force. Jiang Xiaoyu already had a foundation in Hunyuan Gong, so after two hours he opened the blocked acupoints and returned to normal.
In ecstasy, Jiang Xiaoyu punched Xiao Muqing on the right and said angrily: "You deserve a beating!"
Coincidentally, Xiao Muqing's sealed acupuncture point was also opened at this time. When he saw the opponent's pink fist coming, he stretched out his arm to catch it and responded angrily, "You don't deserve a beating." He kicked the opponent's leg fiercely.
Jiang Xiaoyu dodged a little, then rolled over to fight back, and the two started fighting.
Since there was Ximenlang in the middle, he opened his sleepy eyes and said, "What are you doing? Are you going to stop letting people sleep?"
Jiang Xiaoyu scolded: "Don't worry, I'm not done with her."
Xiao Muqing said coldly: "I'm not done with you yet."
The two girls were lying next to Ximen Lang and their fists and kicks were hitting each other like a storm. Their fists were so powerful and their kicks were so sharp that they made the wooden bed creak with unbearable torture.
As a result, Ximen Lang in the middle became the victim. Many punches and kicks fell on him without reaching the opponent. Several times, they almost hit his key parts. He was so angry that he yelled: "Stop it.
Did you hear that?"
But the two girls were so angry that they couldn't stop. Because their sealed acupuncture points had just been unlocked, Ximen Lang couldn't continue tapping their acupoints, for fear that continuous tapping would be harmful to their bodies. If it caused
Irregular menstruation, being indifferent in certain aspects, etc. would be more costly than gain. In desperation, he had no choice but to wave his arms to block the attacks from both sides, and said with a grimace: "Please, please stop fighting, okay?"
All three people made moves, especially the Hunyuan Gong, whose power should not be underestimated. There was a sound of wind when punching and kicking, and the wooden bed screamed more rapidly. Suddenly, it collapsed with a bang, leaving no one prepared.
The three people fell down and were stunned.
A man's dissatisfied roar came from downstairs, "What are you doing? Why are you messing around in the middle of the night and not letting people sleep?"
The woman's slightly lower voice followed closely, "My energy is really strong. I've been working on it for several hours and it's not over yet. Have you taken medicine?"
On the collapsed bed, the two girls blushed with embarrassment. Ximenlang smiled and said, "Come on, look, the neighbors are not satisfied and are talking. Okay, everyone should calm down. I can't sleep in this bed. I'll get up."
Go to bed in the study, you two can continue fighting, I don't care."
Ximenlang stood up and opened the door and walked out. Xiao Muqing said hurriedly: "Honey, wait for me for a while, and I will go with you." She stood up hurriedly and followed him.
Seeing her disappearing at the door, Jiang Xiao said, "Really, it's too much to treat this as her own home." Then he thought about it, why should I let her hug my husband in my home, and stood up in a hurry.
He shouted: "Husband, I'll wait for you, and I'm here too!"
In the blink of an eye, the three people appeared on the bed in the study again, still covered with a quilt. Ximen Lang was in the middle, Xiao Muqing was on the left, and Jiang Xiaoyu was on the right. Seeing Xiao Muqing hugging her husband, Jiang Xiaoyu stretched out her arms not to be outdone.
Put your arms around your husband.
Ximenlang felt very uncomfortable and said with a smile: "From now on, no one is allowed to make trouble anymore, otherwise I will punish her."
When they heard the word "punishment", the two girls were a little embarrassed and did not respond.
Ximenlang said with satisfaction: "Keep sleeping, I can finally have a peaceful sleep." He closed his eyes and immersed himself in the gentle land.
The night passed. The next day, the three of them woke up and got dressed. Ximen Lang said like the head of the family: "I'm hungry. How about you two go make breakfast?"
Jiang Xiaoyu pouted and said: "You have been exposed so quickly. It is a typical male chauvinism. In modern society, women are superior to men. Men do housework, so you should cook?"
Ximen Lang said grandly: "Is there any mistake? I am your husband and you are my wife. It is only natural for a wife to serve her husband. If you don't cook, who will do it?"
Xiao Muqing showed a smile on his face and said: "This is Jiang Xiaoyu's home. We are guests. The master should entertain the guests. Of course, the master cooks."
Jiang Xiaoyu snorted with extreme dissatisfaction and said: "Come on, when did you treat me as your master? I'm afraid you already regard yourself as the master of this family in your heart, so I won't cook."
Ximenlang originally wanted to understand the dignity of the next head of the family, but he didn't know that both his prospective wives would not accept him. He could only say helplessly: "Forget it, I'll do it. Three bowls of instant noodles, it's easy, it only takes five minutes."
, Sigh, I really don’t know what evil I did in my previous life, and I found you two as my wives.”
Jiang Xiao said in a tone: "What are you talking about? Do you want to be beaten?"
Xiao Muqing felt the same way, "I think he just deserves a beating!"
Ximen Lang quickly escaped from the place of trouble, got into the kitchen, quickly made three bowls of noodles, and called the two girls to come out to eat.
After breakfast, Jiang Xiaoyu and Xiao Muqing had to go to work, and Ximen Lang also had to go back to the company. The former said, "You two will help me lift this broken bed later."
So, Ximen Lang carried the bedside and the two girls carried the broken bed out of the apartment. They met a couple coming out from the opposite door. They were very surprised when they saw the scene in front of them. The man shook his head and sighed, "It's too fierce."
Now, with one king and two queens, the bed is falling apart!"