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1054 bad joke

"The little girl hopes that the rules of the next competition can be slightly changed. Is it possible?" Suddenly, Gou Yingyue in the audience said this faintly.

On the competition stage, Yingfeng, Ma Tiantian, Tu Chen and Zhu Shen were looking at each other with a hint of astonishment on their faces. They didn't know what tricks Zou Yingyue was going to play at this time, but they wanted to do this to Zou Yingyue.

She just wants to choose the husband who suits her best among them, so that Yingfeng and others will be relieved.

Yingfeng even cupped his hands towards Gou Yingyue and asked with a playful smile: "Well, please ask Miss Yingyue to give the question."

Ma Tiantian curled his lips and said nothing. He was not interested in drinking, so he didn't care about how Gou Yingyue changed the rules of the game next.

"Zhu has no problem." Zhu Shen also had no objection to this in a graceful manner. The woman he cared about was Ji Dongxue, not Gou Yingyue. He had already planned to withdraw from the competition this time no matter what, so he naturally had no objection to Gou Yingyue.

The lady has no comments to express.

As for Tu Chen, he just frowned slightly, cupped his hands towards Gou Yingyue and asked directly: "This... of course it's okay. But, could Miss Yingyue reveal in advance how the rules will be changed?"

Tu Chen had a good idea. After all, he was determined to win this competition to find a bride.

Many of the other elders of the Gou family nodded secretly, as if they were very satisfied with Tu Chen, and they didn't know how many benefits they had received from the Tu family.

Above the audience, a blush appeared on Gou Yingyue's face, and she said with a faint smile: "Little girl... I hope that one of you can make the little girl smile. As long as one of you can make the little girl smile, little girl

The woman is willing to marry him and become a little woman."

"Nonsense!" Before the four contestants could react, Gou Yingyue's father, Gou Kongyang, had a serious look on his face and disagreed at first.

Nonsense, the purpose of the martial arts competition is to maximize the benefits for this branch of the Gou family. But now if we really follow Gou Yingyue's request, wouldn't it become a joke to everyone in the world?

Gou Kongyang thinks so, because although he loves his daughter, Gou Yingyue is more like a commodity in his eyes than his daughter! Other elders of the Gou family also spoke up, unanimously agreeing with Gou Yingyue's proposal.

It's pure nonsense.

Just when the elders of the Gou family were quarreling with each other, Ma Tiantian suddenly thought of Gou Qianye, and his heart couldn't help but ache! Once upon a time, being able to win a smile from a beautiful woman was a rare happiness in the world? Even winning a smile from your lover is a rare happiness in the world.

If you have no ability, how can you make your lover happy?

Without hesitation, Ma Tiantian took away the pipe in his mouth and said seriously: "Ma thinks Miss Yingyue's proposal is good. It's rare to marry a lover, right? Brother Yingfeng, Tu.

Brother, Brother Zhu?”

Ma Tiantian rarely talks in the first place, but now he has dragged Yingfeng, Tuchen and Zhu Shen into the water all at once, but he is forcing Yingfeng and the other three to express their stance in front of the public. If they do not express their stance immediately, their impression in front of the public will be greatly affected.

Shrinkage is definitely not something that face-loving young men can tolerate.

Zhu Shen and Tu Chen knew what it meant, looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and could only agree.

Yingfeng nodded indifferently and waited for the next words from the elders of the Gou family. After all, it is not they who have the final say on what will happen next. The words of the elders of the Gou family are the royal way. If the elders of the Gou family

If the proposal was consistently rejected, then Miss Gou Yingyue Gou’s proposal would also fail to pass.

The audience at the venue also began to express their opinions, and there were all kinds of reactions including indignation, winking, and the scene suddenly became a bit chaotic.

The elders of the Gou family naturally saw the key point, and they couldn't help but feel a headache, and they couldn't help but feel the power of public opinion. If this was not a public competition to recruit a bride, but an internal matter within the Gou family, they would naturally be able to handle it.

It's a done deal, but now, it seems that we can only go with public opinion.

A hint of cunning flashed through the corner of Gou Yingyue's eyes, and she quietly showed a panicked expression. The little woman's gesture won more sympathy from the audience. Suddenly, the public sentiment surged, forcing Gou Kongyang to have no choice but to bite the bullet and publicly acknowledge Gou Yingyue.

Yingyue's proposal.

As the proposer of the proposal, Gou Yingyue looked at Yingfeng, Ma Tiankong, Tu Chen and Zhu Shen from left to right, and then slowly and perfectly explained the rules of the game: "Little girl, I hope you can let

When the little girl smiles, any method can be used. Time is limited to the time of half a stick of incense. The young man who makes the little girl laugh first will win."

"What if none of them can make Miss Yingyue laugh?" At this time, Tu Chen on the stage asked weakly. He was cutting off Yingyue's escape route, and he didn't want this person to laugh.

Yingyue used this little trick to get through.

Gou Yingyue was stunned. She just glanced at Tu Chen and suddenly said: "Do the young masters have such no confidence in themselves?"

Gou Yingyue did not answer directly, but asked a somewhat serious question. However, because of this, it made it difficult to answer.

Yingfeng, Zhu Shen, and Ma Tiankong all looked indifferent. Tu Chen gritted his teeth and could only bite the bullet and said loudly: "There is no such thing."

"Okay. Let the competition begin." Gou Yingyue nodded, but there was no trace of a smile on her face. Judging from Gou Yingyue's performance, it is clear that she has strong control over her expression. In such a situation, she

It was extremely difficult to make her laugh in front of him.

Ma Tiantian and Zhu Shen had no idea about winning the beauty back, so they were neither the first nor the last, and they immediately looked like they were watching a show.

Yingfeng whistled innocently, looking at Tu Chen with playful eyes, as if waiting for Tu Chen's answer.

However, Tu Chen was also a scheming guy, and he didn't want to be the first one to attack, so the atmosphere on the field suddenly became weird.

There was no other way, Ma Tiantian thought about it, and took the lead to step forward.

Without taking away the pipe in his mouth, he cupped his hands towards Gou Yingyue and said: "To be honest, Miss Yingyue, this time Ma just participated in the contest to recruit a bride by accident, and did not

The intention of marrying Miss Yingyue. Therefore, Ma hereby voluntarily withdraws from this competition to recruit a bride..."

"Ma Tiantian, don't think that you are too presumptuous because you are a member of the Ma family! Since you don't like Yue'er, why don't you participate in this competition to find a bride?" Gou Kongyang was the first to quit, and suddenly roared.

!Ma Tiantian’s words are a slap in the face to his bare face. This is because he doesn’t take his Gou family seriously!!

Gou Qianye in the audience was also a little stunned, his eyes flashed, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Ma Tiantian didn't mean to hide it. He solemnly apologized to Gou Yingyue, and then explained: "Actually, Ma made a mistake in participating in the contest to recruit a bride this time.

The heroine..." After saying that, Ma Tiantian's old face couldn't help but blush.

The audience on the field heard this and burst into laughter.

Zou Yingyue almost giggled, but she immediately realized, could this be Ma Tiantian's trick? Her expression suddenly straightened, Zou Yingyue had a hard time holding back her laughter, but there was not much on her face.

His expression was silent for a moment, and then he asked with a hint of ridicule: "Did Mr. Ma mistakenly think that the heroine in this competition is the Gou Qianye you mentioned before?"

As soon as these words came out, Gou Qianye's little face in the audience suddenly couldn't stand it. It was as red as a ripe red apple. For a moment, he didn't dare to look at Ma Tiankong on the stage.

Ma Tiantian didn't know how to be secretive. He glanced at Gou Qianye in the audience from the corner of his eye and replied solemnly: "Yes."

Suddenly, many young girls on the stage screamed, and some even started to tease Gou Qianye in the audience. The scene was so lively that it was scary.

Gou Yingyue didn't seem to care much about Ma Tiantian's answer. She nodded: "In that case, it's not too late for Mr. Ma to wait until the end and leave."

Ma Tiantian was stunned, nodded, and stood aside quietly without saying anything.

Seeing this, Zhu Shen immediately stepped forward and was about to speak, but Yingfeng got there first and spoke with a playful smile: "In that case, then Yingfeng will do the second one."

Zhu Shen looked a little unhappy when he saw this, but didn't say much.

Gou Yingyue nodded: "Yes, please, Mr. Yingfeng."

"Ahem, then, let me just tell a joke here." Yingfeng didn't care much about the outcome. He was a little disappointed because he didn't see Goudian here. It would be very troublesome to win by accident, so he

I made up my mind to tell a cold joke that no one would understand here. "After interning at the meteorological station, I finally figured out how to calculate "the probability of precipitation tomorrow is 30%"~ The station director asked ten people in the office:

"If you agree that it will rain tomorrow, please raise your hands." Three people raised their hands."

Phew~~

It was a cold start, and the whole place felt chilly.

Yingfeng didn't pay attention and continued to tell his second cold joke: "The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, she taught her cousin math. In order to impress her at her house, I found a simple way to supplement it. Afterwards, I was very proud to tell my girlfriend."

Did your elementary school math teacher die early? It will take a long time to figure it out! "I won't tell you that her elementary school math teacher is her father, and I won't tell you that her father is watching right next to us!"

"Haha, hahahaha." Yingfeng laughed wildly to himself, with a proud look on his face. He knew that it was impossible for people in this world to understand these cold jokes, but since he understood them himself, he naturally laughed even more happily.


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