Listening to the slightly noisy sound, Gou Dian woke up after falling on the ground. He still remembered that he seemed to have been knocked unconscious by a punch from a violent woman, but who exactly that woman was, Gou Dian was not sure.
I remember. Gou Dian just had a vague feeling that this seemed to be the second time he was punched unconscious by a woman for no reason, and the first time seemed to be when he was taking a bath by the stream in the forest outside Yier City.
when.
"Oh, nothing good will happen if you meet a violent woman..." Gou Dian sighed slightly, then turned over and stood up from the dusty ground. Although Gou Dian likes to tease little girls, he doesn't
He likes to be knocked unconscious by girls because it damages his self-esteem as a boy.
Ji Dongxue was obviously ready to go. Judging from her excited look about preparing for an outing, it was obvious that she was just waiting for Gou Dian to wake up from her drowsiness. Gently shaking her long and vibrant ponytail behind her head, Ji Dongxue revealed a
Little Huya then yelled: "I'm waiting for you, brat! How long do you want people to wait for you? Do you know how to write the word shame when you want a girl to wait for you?" This woman is really a bit lame.
, making Gou Dian feel a little numb. Fortunately, Gou Dian doesn’t have much interest in her yet, otherwise Gou Dian will definitely be a complete henkeeper in the future!
"No, no, you can be anything, but you can't be a wife! This world is full of fragrant grass, why do you jump into it yourself when you know it's a trap!" Gou Dian stared at Zhu Shen who was sitting beside him.
The look of sympathy on his face made Zhu Shen's hair stand on end. Zhu Shen didn't like people staring at him with sympathetic eyes, so he quickly glared at Gou Dian, at least he couldn't lose the momentum.
Gou Dian didn't know what Zhu Shen meant by glaring at him. He scratched his head and felt at a loss, and quickly said to Ji Dongxue: "Little sheep, you are planning to stay with me in the middle area of the Warcraft Forest with this outfit.
Walking? Do you want to commit suicide?"
"Who, who is the little sheep!" Ji Dongxue's face turned red and she became angry. She never knew that there was someone in this world who could make her such a virtuous person, and she became even more annoyed. Despite this, she still raised her head from her shoulders.
She went to her toes and took a closer look at the reddish and white two-tone clothes she was wearing, but she didn't find anything dirty at all. She frowned slightly, and Ji Dongxue asked angrily and funny: "This, this clothes
What about the clothes makes you, a brat like you, feel uncomfortable?" Ji Dongxue had already chosen her clothes very carefully. She already thought that her clothes were quite suitable, but she never expected this clothes.
To be picked on by a stinky man! Despite this, Ji Dongxue's beauty-loving mentality made Ji Dongxue reluctantly ask Gou Dian for her many opinions.
Gou Dian looked Ji Dongxue up and down, which made Ji Dongxue feel scared. Just when Ji Dongxue wanted to lose her temper, she heard Gou Dian say: "There is nothing about this uniform that makes me unhappy..."
"you!?"
"However," without leaving Ji Dongxue any free time to get angry, Goudian Danfeng narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "However, the color of this uniform is very problematic!"
"Color?" Ji Dongxue blinked her big watery eyes and was slightly startled.
Zhu Shen obviously didn't know what Gou Dian wanted to say. He was just about to say something nice for Ji Dongxue's aesthetic vision, but he heard Gou Dian say seriously: "Miss Ji, what do you think this is? Here?
It's a forest of monsters, it's a forest. What do you want to do in such a conspicuous uniform? Do you want to attract powerful monsters, tear you into pieces, swallow you into your stomach, and pull you out of your anus to turn into the most vicious shit?
?”
"You!?" Ji Dongxue was almost made angry by Gou Dian's teasing words. Despite this, she still heard a trace of concern from Gou Dian's words, and her heart was surprisingly empty.
The origin is warm!
Before Ji Dongxue expressed her opinion, Gou Dian smiled slightly and continued: "Miss Ji, the reason why you were able to wear this uniform and walk around in this forest of monsters openly is because you have the ability to hide
A prop for the whole body breath? No, right? You are so unscrupulous just because you stay with Brother Wo Niu and the others. Now Brother Wo Niu and the others will not follow you at all, and you have to join me in this dangerous place.
Walking around in the World of Warcraft Forest, even if you really have a small prop that can eliminate the aura, can you still use the previous standards to leave the dangerous World of Warcraft Forest unharmed? Like the kind of magic beast you mentioned before
A small pill that can be put into your mouth to eliminate breath is pretty good at best if it can eliminate your presence and smell. Can you rely on it to eliminate your body shape? At least, I don’t think its effect is that powerful.”
Ji Dongxue calmed down slightly, and after thinking about it, she realized that what Gou Dian said was very correct, so she opened her red lips and asked weakly: "Then, what do you want me to do?"
Gou Dian scratched his head and said casually: "Change into clothes that are not too bright. I recommend dark green clothes. Now, immediately, right away!" Those three words with the same meaning made Gou Dian's momentum suddenly rise.
Big increase.
"Changing clothes, here!?" Ji Dongxue was slightly startled, and then her little face turned red with embarrassment. Is it possible for a girl to change her clothes in a place like this!?
As if he had seen through Ji Dongxue's thoughts, Goudian Danfeng's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said with a joking smile: "Little sheep, with your immature body that is neither convex nor curvy, who cares to take a peek?"
"You!?" Ji Dongxue pointed her little finger at Gou Dian and was about to get angry. At this time, Gou Dian was the first to sneak out of the hidden small cave. His movements were as sharp and neat as if he really didn't care about peeking.
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Zhu Shen glared at the three servants Dayan, Kongming, and Wo Niu. The three men immediately left the hidden cave angrily. Their expressions did not allow for a trace of doubt. He was about to turn around and say some compliments to Ji Dongxue.
Ji Dongxue's words "go away" completely shattered Zhu Shen's plan to be a flower protector. Suffering from the pain in his body with a look of grievance, Zhu Shen gritted his teeth and finally just
Neng dragged his tired body out of the small cave that was restrained and hidden by fighting spirit.
After spending a whole stick of incense, I don’t know what the point of spending time on just choosing a dress that is not too bright for a girl. Just when Goudian was getting a little impatient in waiting, Ji Dongxue finally emerged from the hidden small cave.
She came out of the cave. She was wearing a lavender uniform, with a small light red hairpin stuck on her head. The light yellow hairband was even more attractive. She looked straight at Zhu Shen standing at the entrance of the cave.
Drooling a lot.
Despite this, Gou Dian smiled softly and said, "Hey, you girl, don't you know what a color that's not too bright or conspicuous is?"
"You!? You will die if you say a nice word!" Ji Dongxue looked angry. Although she also knew that this dress was still too conspicuous, the girl who loves beauty still made her involuntarily choose this dress, but there was no
To think that this brat like Goudian didn't take her outfit seriously at all!
After glaring fiercely at the four Zhushen who were standing next to Gou Dian and drooling, Ji Dongxue kicked the ground hard, then turned around and returned to the hidden small cave. Obviously, she wanted to choose a new set.
I'm convinced.
Without giving Ji Dongxue any extra time to think, Gou Dian stood at the entrance of the cave with his mouth slightly curved, but he shouted: "I'll give you this girl one more chance to choose by yourself. If you choose randomly and waste my precious time, then I'll search without mercy."
I will choose your space ring from now on! If you accidentally see various styles of kuku in the space ring, you can’t blame me for being lustful!”
When Ji Dongxue, who was staying in the small hidden cave, heard this, her little hand holding the light pink robe suddenly trembled. After gnashing her teeth in the small hidden cave, Ji Dongxue waved her hand angrily, and finally put down the light pink robe.
Yiyi. Because she knows that the dirty brat in Goudian can do whatever he says!
After picking up some things here and there, Ji Dongxue snorted, finally put on a different set of clothes and walked out of the hidden small cave. Now she was wearing a light green and dark green pair.
The green and slightly white dress and the long ponytail hairband on her head seemed to have been replaced by a light blue one. Obviously she had completely obeyed Gou Dian's instructions and changed into something less conspicuous in the forest.
I'm convinced.
Looking at Ji Dongxue's uniform, Goudian smacked her lips and nodded, agreeing with Ji Dongxue's dress this time. In fact, Ji Dongxue is indeed a beautiful girl, but she is already so beautiful at the age of fourteen.
It is such a disaster for the country and the people, and I don’t know what will happen to her when she grows up.
Gou Dian all had this expression, let alone Zhu Shen, Wo Niu, Dayan, and Kong Ming standing next to him. Needless to say, Zhu Shen also looked like he was drooling all over the floor.
Even Woniu, a middle-aged honest man, had his eyes gleaming. Dayan and Kongming even had nosebleeds involuntarily. One can only imagine how many men Ji Dongxue's current appearance can have fatal effects on.
"Here, how about this one?" Ji Dongxue moved her eyes to the side, and then asked Gou Dian knowingly. She knew that the others would only nod, but the brat Gou Dian was the most picky, so she only asked Gou Dian.
Just one person.
Gou Dian smiled faintly and said: "This one is pretty good-looking, and it's not conspicuous. As far as you're concerned, you have a pretty good taste."