"Pick up girls?" When Ji Yuntong and Hou Lin heard this, they were stunned and burst into laughter.
"Haha, Xiao Dian, you are trapped in love! No wonder we can't help you! Haha, hahahaha!" Hou Lin laughed very gracelessly, making the corners of his eyes wet with laughter. His blond hair was very chic.
Even though he was shaking around, it seemed that he couldn't let the big man fully express the smile in his heart.
Ji Yuntong also smiled and said nothing, his expression seemed a little sad and a little comforted. I think this person always lamented "what's the use of being handsome". He must have longed for a partner who truly loves each other. Now look at
When I get to Goudian, I naturally have mixed feelings.
Gou Dian shook his head and smiled bitterly, and did not say anything. He just looked at Ji Yuntong and Hou Lin dryly, looking like a very helpless puppy, intending to listen carefully to the teachings of his seniors. In fact, Gou Dian himself had
He had a set of techniques for chasing girls, but for some reason he always felt that his technique might not be effective for Yang Feng'er, so he "humbly asked for advice" here. When he asked this question, his old face turned a little red.
After all, he is not as thick-skinned as he thought.
As if he had laughed enough, Hou Lin calmed down for the first time, coughed slightly, and then said with a straight face: "Picking up girls? Haha, this is not easy. Learn from me, Uncle Hou, you have found the right person.
.My Hou family is very wealthy, but when did you see less beauties around me? What does this mean? This means that my title of being an expert in chasing women is definitely not groundless."
Ji Yuntong had a rare look of disdain on his face, shook his head and chuckled, "Oh? Master Hou, please give me some advice."
Obviously, Ji Yuntong didn't believe that Hou Lin was an expert at chasing women.
Gou Dian had never thought about Hou Lin's clever tricks for chasing girls, but with the mentality of swallowing everything, he calmed down and reluctantly listened to the nonsense of young master Hou.
Hou Lin looked quite proud. When he realized that the two people on the scene were listening to his speech with great interest, he slowly began to speak: "Ahem! Listen carefully, two gentlemen, I'm sorry if you missed something.
Repeat, don’t complain to Mr. Hou when you suffer a loss.”
"Listen up!" Hou Lin looked serious and finally said, "To pick up girls, there are two words you need first, one is the word 'wealth', and the other is the word 'power'!"
Hou Lin was still telling his own conclusions triumphantly, but the next moment, Gou Dian and Ji Yun rolled their eyes.
"What!? You two bastards don't believe Uncle Hou's truth!?" Hou Lin became furious when he saw this. His blond hair suddenly stood up, looking quite angry. His mantra for picking up girls was not even accepted.
A person who was regarded as a biblical being by a young man is now being looked down upon by two brats Ji Yuntong and Gou Dian. How can he, the young master Hou, bear this?
The golden high-quality long stick was even taken out, showing his teeth and claws. Hou Lin looked evil and seemed to be about to start a fight. However, at this time, Gou Dian and Ji Yuntong raised their hands to surrender in unison, which made Hou Lin a little bit agitated.
Speechless.
"I know, I know. How can a girl who is rich and powerful like a poor scholar who is down and out?" Gou Dian responded angrily, which was a response to Hou Lin's expectations.
Ji Yuntong also nodded repeatedly, expressing deep agreement with Gou Dian's words, and even more contemptuous of Hou Lin's meaningless remarks.
Hou Lin was angry, snorted rudely, and started to talk about his theory of wealth and power without any hesitation. He talked about it with gusto and obviously exaggerated the power of wealth and power.
Yun Tong both had calluses on his ears. Despite this, Hou Lin's theory still made good use of "wealth" and "power" to the limit. This really opened the eyes of both Gou Dian and Ji Yuntong, and they immediately
This made the two men's disdain for Hou Lin slightly weakened.
After a cup of tea, Hou Lin seemed to have finished speaking. He saw that Gou Dian and Ji Yuntong both looked thoughtful, and seemed to have sat down on the ground with satisfaction.
After another half cup of tea, Gou Dian first woke up from his thoughts, and then suddenly realized that the girl he was chasing didn't care at all about "wealth" and "power", that is, just now
The sudden realization turned out that it was just a waste of time. In embarrassment, he could only apologize to Hou Lin repeatedly, which made Hou Lin a little stunned for a moment.
"Impossible!? How can there be a girl in this world who disdains 'wealth' and 'power'!?" Hou Lin was about to go crazy. He gritted his teeth and stared at Gou Dian fiercely. After a lot of hard work, he finally
He actually asked: "Which girl are you after?"
Obviously, Hou Lin didn't believe that it was Ji Dongxue that Gou Dian was pursuing. After all, it seemed to be known all over the city that Ji Dongxue and Gou Dian were engaged. In this case, there was no need for Gou Dian to worry about how to please Ji Dongxue, let alone Hou Dian.
Lin simply didn't believe that Ji Dongxue, as a member of the Ji family, could disdain "wealth" and "power".
Ji Yuntong obviously noticed this, and his expression seemed a little cold when facing Gou Dian. But he decisively chose to believe that his good brother would not change his mind, so he did not get entangled on that point, but helped
Gou Dian argued: "This is nothing. Although there are not many girls in this world who don't care about wealth and power, they definitely exist." If Gou Dian knew that Ji Yuntong actually chose to believe him,
Then he must be extremely ashamed, because the person he is chasing is really not Ji Dongxue but Yang Feng'er.
He coughed slightly and chose to divert everyone's attention. Gou Dian straightened his expression and said again: "Okay. Who you chase is not the point. The point is how to chase girls, right? Brother Yun Tong, Hou Mumuna
If you can't believe me, I have no choice but to ask you." As he said that, Gou Dian stared at Ji Yuntong with an unusually trusting gaze, as if he valued you.
Ji Yuntong coughed dryly, but for a moment he didn't say a word, and his old face couldn't help but blush.
However, Hou Lin guessed Ji Yuntong's thoughts at once and shouted: "Ask Yuntong, what is this brat doing? With his handsome face, this boy doesn't have to chase after a lot of beauties all by himself.
Come here, it's a waste of time to ask him! So, Uncle Hou is still reliable, so if you have anything to do, just ask him!"
"Oh, what's the use of being handsome." Ji Yun heard it together, and something seemed to involve his pain, and he sighed. Gou Dian and Hou Lin suddenly thought of Ji Yun's nymphomaniac fiancée Su Qing,
I couldn't help but be speechless for a moment.
For a moment, the whole place was silent.
It seemed that Ji Yuntong was the first to realize that he had gone in the wrong direction, so he had no choice but to break the silence first, coughing dryly and saying: "Actually, when chasing girls, shouldn't you use the most primitive methods first?"
"Do*?" Hou Lin said in shock.
"What the fuck!" Ji Yuntong cursed loudly, and complained a little regardless of his image. The young master rarely cursed, and once he cursed, he would be severely punished, which made him unhappy if he didn't scold.
Hou Lin laughed dryly and whispered: "What! The most primitive method, isn't that jiaopei?"
"What kind of primitive society are you in?" Ji Yuntong retorted angrily, rolled his eyes violently, and then continued seriously, "The most primitive way I mentioned to chase girls is to give them away.
Flowers?”
"Sending flowers? The first classic way to pick up girls, 'giving flowers'? Is there such a thing?" Hou Lin immediately came to his senses.
Ji Yuntong nodded, and then slowly told the origin and meaning of "sending flowers", but did not notice that Gou Dian couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed at this moment. After all, there was a real relationship between him and Yang Feng'er.
There is that physical relationship.
According to Ji Yuntong's introduction, it turns out that "giving flowers" originated from the fertility rituals of the Zhuang ethnic group. In the past, this ethnic group regarded "flowers" as the embodiment of babies. White flowers are male and red flowers are female. Those who are infertile after marriage, or
If you only give birth to a girl but not a boy, if a lion comes to the door and gives a flower to celebrate, you can have a boy and a girl. Generally, white flowers are given to pray for a son. During the Spring Festival, there is a custom of dancing auspicious lions to visit the door to pay New Year greetings. At this time,
, the person seeking a child will ask the lion team to prepare paper flowers. When the door dance is held in the village, priority will be given to the door to dance. When sending flowers, the person seeking a child will set up a "cloth bridge" (a picture of approximately
(more than ten feet of red cloth), the "lion" followed the sound of gongs and drums, walked onto the "cloth bridge" and danced to deliver the paper flowers to the flower altar indoors. After delivering the flowers, the "lion" danced and retreated.
This is the origin of "sending flowers". Because of this origin, "sending flowers" has special thoughts to chase girls, so most girls will think of happiness when they receive flowers.
Of course, these are some of Ji Yuntong's knowledge after all. The description is not complete, but it misses one of the very key things. Both Gou Dian and Hou Lin are idiots in ikebana, so naturally they don't know that they are.
I missed some very important things, so I just copied all Ji Yuntong's knowledge, and then I was full of spirit and planned to challenge it. And the most important thing that the three of them ignored was surprisingly
"Flower language"!
Every kind of flower has its own potential "flower language". Sending different flowers will naturally be very different. But Gou Dian didn't know this, which naturally led to 90% of his subsequent flower sending actions.
Nine failed.
The next day, Goudian happily picked a dozen chrysanthemums from the yard, and then he happily sneaked to the door of the dormitory where Yang Feng'er lived.
It happened that Yang Feng'er was practicing in the dormitory at this time and it was not convenient to see guests, so he asked Ku Lei, who was in the same dormitory, to help him go to the door of the dormitory to see what the purpose of Goudian was here. Of course, these words were obtained by Goudian from Kulei.
Whether this is actually the case is another matter.
Ku Lei naturally learned a little bit about Gou Dian's purpose from Yang Feng'er. When she found out that Gou Dian was here to give chrysanthemums to Yang Feng'er, her face turned gloomy for some reason. She heard her curse carelessly again.
He said "Go away", and the next moment the door slammed shut, and Goudian was rejected!?