The humorist has been feeling a little melancholy recently, because after being constantly teased by a deadly fox girl, he found that he actually fell in love with this somewhat bohemian woman.
That evening, during the team's free time, the humorist and the fox girl Chi sat by the fountain in Orlanda Square, clinging to each other and gazing at the stars with many couples around them.
"I want to be the brightest star!" Just as the young couple were about to have close contact, the young man's bold words suddenly came from the side, "Little finger! I will marry you in a glorious way!"
Immediately, more than a dozen idle passers-by gathered around to watch. The girl who suddenly confessed her love burst into tears, but the humorist quickly fled the scene with the fox girl in front of him.
"Hey, let me see." The fox girl said coquettishly, and her soft voice excited the male players passing by. But fortunately, the humor master was used to this level of coquettishness, and his voice became even more trembling when he spoke.
He experiences it all the time.
"Don't look, this kind of sunshine and positive energy is not suitable for us." The humorist laughed, completely ignoring the two fingers raging around his waist.
"How come it's not suitable! I have already been very conservative for you, do you still dislike me?" Lingzhi said and was about to burst into tears. The humor master was unmoved. He was almost immune to this goblin's tricks.
The humor master hummed: "You have so many stories, but I am still a pure man. You have to let me experience it no matter what."
"You dare!"
"Do you think I dare?" Bickering was already a way of communication between the two of them. Suddenly the humor master's eyes lit up, and he reached out his hand to block the mouth of Lingzhi who was about to speak. He pulled her aside and said, "Thigh."
Where are you taking Qingxin? Could it be that we are going to do something that will make people and gods angry?"
"Follow me!" Lingzhi made a quick decision.
The humorist hesitated: "Not so good."
"What's so bad!" Lingzhi rolled his eyes and smiled secretly. "If we catch him in bed, wouldn't we be able to see the boss's perfect figure? Wow, my mouth is watering just thinking about it."
The humor master immediately gritted his teeth and glared at the fox girl with a hateful expression. Ganoderma grinned and took the initiative to hug the humor master. His soft body was close to the humor master, showing his foxy charm to a certain level.
"Good husband, let's go take a look."
A certain male fire magician was quickly defeated, and he could only let the fox girl pull him to follow the two people in front. Ziyue Lanteng took the local magician girl and turned left and right, and quickly walked into the tavern.
Alley.
"It's very quiet here. Tell me, is there anything you can't say on voice? What do you want to do when you call me over?"
Ziyue Lanteng's voice came from the front, and the humor master and Lingzhi tiptoed, fearing that they would disturb the show by making noise.
"I think it's better to say it face to face, boss, can I call you Ziyue?" The pretty mage girl, Qing Xin, stood there and murmured to herself. Looking at the man in front of her who couldn't even turn around, she whispered.
Said: "Ziyue, do you really not like me?"
"Well, I have no feelings for you." Ziyue Lanteng's still calm words came from the front: "You should know. I already have a family."
"But I don't mind. Let's just stay in the game, okay? I won't go to the real world to find you or pester you."
"I'm sorry, I can't betray my wife and family." Ziyue Lanteng slowly turned around with a wry smile on her lips. "You have been with me for two years, and I don't want to say hurtful words."
"Hasn't she been in a coma for two years? She can't possibly know. I just ask for a little love from you. Ziyue, I'm already begging you so humbly."
"That's enough!" Zi Yue Lan Teng suddenly growled, "I can't betray her! Even if she sleeps with her for the rest of her life, she is still my wife. I have sworn an oath and will never betray her!"
The sound of retreating footsteps and low cries were heard in the alley. The humorist and Lingzhi looked at each other and were not in a hurry to go out.
"What's going on with your thighs? Although Qingxin has breasts but no breasts and a butt but no butt, her face is much prettier than yours... Hey! You said it wrong, my wife, you are unparalleled in beauty! Be gentle!"
"Shut down, you bastard! Hum, let me tell you, before Qingxin came, there was a sister-in-law in our team." Lingzhi sighed and told these stories, "It's just that the boss and the sister-in-law disappeared at the same time.
It took a while, but in the end only the boss came back."
"Thighs to his girlfriend..."
"The operation for brain tumor was half successful. Although I am alive now, I cannot open my eyes."
The master of humor couldn't help but remain silent, and there was only Qingxin's soft sobs in the alley.
"So we should cherish each other more, and you are not allowed to bully me in the future." Lingzhi grabbed the humor master's hand, said warm words to him, and continued: "But I heard that the boss is in contact with the operations department of the God-killing World.
, I’m going to use a new type of therapy to see if I can wake up my sister-in-law.”
"What new treatment?"
"Let her consciousness connect to the game."
"Well, it doesn't sound very complicated."
"It's not complicated, but it has great risks," Lingzhi shook his head and sighed, "This kind of therapy has been abandoned for a long time. Do you know about the uproarous incident when Tianqi was shut down a few years ago?
He is the incoming commander of the third legion of the Tiandihui..."
"I know, what is your surname Lin?"
"He is a warning. He also received this kind of treatment after an accident, but was immediately declared brain dead. Using the game world to awaken the consciousness of a comatose person is still at the theoretical stage, and the boss is also hesitant." Lingzhi suddenly pulled the humor master and ran towards him.
"Let's go quickly, don't let Qingxin see us, otherwise we will definitely be in trouble."
Ah sneeze!
The wild boar sneezed, shaking its nose, and looked up at the mountains that were very close but still some distance away, and felt proud in his heart.
The sky is high enough for birds to fly, and the sea is wide enough for fish to leap. How can those small woods on the plains satisfy the wild boar's need to constantly challenge himself? This endless mountain range stretching across the earth is where he can flex his muscles.
A wild breath hit his face, and every cell in the wild boar's body seemed to be trembling with joy. This was a kind of joy before a fish and dragon entered the sea. Lin Yutian only had the first impression and found that he had fallen in love with this mountain range.
I just don’t know what is waiting for me in the mountains, and whether there is a real order in the jungle in this area that has not been opened up as a leveling place for players.
The weak eat the strong.
The Yabu Mountains at night look like a giant beast crawling on the Great Plains. The flat terrain suddenly rises up, and cliffs can be seen everywhere.
The howling of wolves filled the dense jungle under the stars. The wolf, a magical beast that seemed to have been away from the wild boar for a long time, finally appeared in Lin Yutian's ears. Looking up at the dense jungle on the ridge, one could feel the fluctuations of the elements and see the shining fire.
, thunder and lightning, there seems to be some kind of battle going on.
Lin Yutian had some sense of the information contained in the howling of wolves. After all, he also belonged to the monster in the jungle. The wolves were hunting and encountered a difficult opponent. The cry of the alpha wolf was somewhat angry and urgent.
Lin Yutian would never let go of this opportunity to pick up a bargain. He lowered his head and rushed towards the path at the foot of the mountain, his small scarlet eyes always observing the surroundings, guarding against any potential dangers that might appear in the dark jungle. The howling of the wolf
The location of the outgoing message was a bit far away from the foot of the mountain. Lin Yutian could only keep accelerating his pace, and at the same time prayed that the wolves would not finish off the opponent too quickly.
As for whether he will be entangled by wolves, the wild boar with thorns on his body said that he is quite calm. As long as it is not a wolf pack of level 40, he will not take a look at monsters of level 30 or above.
Lin Yutian said that he was a little embarrassed for always picking up such bargains, but he soon heard the noise from the front, which made him feel depressed.
I thought I had arrived at a paradise for monsters, but I didn't expect that there would be these annoying two-legged creatures. Based on this, Lin Yutian had decided to go on a killing spree. He summoned the touching spirit, and the old magician faced him.
He appeared in the palm of Chuling with a smile, and soon fed back the information from an unknown distance to Lin Yutian.
"A group of adventurers are attacked by wolves. You can get the power needed to upgrade."
"That's called experience at Son of God." Lin Yutian sped up his running speed, "In my case, it's called yellow slot value."
"What a strange name."
"The image is vivid and full of connotation." (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
