Chapter 150 Can You Eat It Without the Head? Watch Me Swallow It Whole!
"...These are the favors given to us by the Yuan [***] God. Please never forget this at any time." Herko waved his finger in the air, recording the ice in front of his eyes.
After the screen about how to use magic gradually disappeared, he slowly concluded. "So, do you have any questions?"
"Yes, what should I do if I don't believe in the Yuanshen?" I sneaked in to listen to the lecture, sitting next to the elf princess and raising my hand and waving.
"Okay, since there is no doubt, let's get out of class." The old elf in front of him put away his magic notes, nodded to the elf princess beside him, turned around and left the cabin.
Well, it seems it's not important to pray to the [***] spirit in your heart when using magic.
I opened the notebook that recorded ice magic, crossed out all the content about Yuanshen in the ice magic incantation, and nodded with satisfaction.
"You are blaspheming the Yuanshen!" The elf princess sitting nearby looked at me unhappily.
"Whatever, doesn't Helko not care about it?" I closed the notebook and said nonchalantly. "In this case, it means that these things are not important, as long as the magic can be used."
"I really hope I can hang you up and give you a severe beating. At least you must maintain the most basic respect for God." The elf princess helplessly rolled her eyes at me.
"If you can do it, come and try." I glanced at the elf princess provocatively.
"Humph, I won't be fooled." The elf princess turned her head to the side.
Just a few days after the elf princess was hung up as a door curtain, the elf princess, whose scar had healed and had forgotten the pain, came to trouble me again.
It seems that after several days of practice, the Elf Princess claimed to have learned the ability to close her eyes and listen to the sound to identify the position and fight.
After a few attacks, I discovered that this was indeed the case. All my attacks were dodged by the Elf Princess with her eyes closed.
Just when the Elf Princess laughed that my flash bomb was no longer effective on her, I took out another flash bomb without hesitation, pulled out the buckle and threw it at the Elf Princess.
While the elf princess was looking proud with her eyes closed, the flash bomb I took out not only produced a dazzling flash, but also made a deafening sound.
A flash bomb made of magnesium powder mixed with ammonium powder, or more appropriately called a shock bomb, caused a big loss to the elf princess who seemed to be closing her eyes to increase her hearing.
The shock bomb exploded less than five meters in front of the elf princess, causing the elf princess with long pointed ears to cover her ears in pain and lie on the ground rolling back and forth struggling.
Finally, with the Elf Queen watching, I hung the Elf Princess tied into tortoise shell on the door of the meeting hall for everyone to watch.
From then on, the Elf Princess never dared to come to me for trouble. At most, she only provoked me with mild words, and she never dared to take action again.
In fact, that shock bomb is also my last inventory. If the elf princess comes to trouble me again, then I can only play with the elf princess slowly with real guns and knives.
"Hey, that pointed ear over there, I'm going to the Spider Forest in a while, will you come with me?" After finishing cleaning up, I glanced at the Elf Princess next to me.
"You hairless monkey, just go, I won't be afraid!" the elf princess said with an indifferent expression.
By the way, I don’t have a problem with you pretending to be brave, but please don’t shake your feet, okay?
I shook my head helplessly and left the classroom that was once reserved for the elf princess.
Ever since the Elf Princess discovered that she couldn't defeat me no matter what, she followed me every day and studied my every move.
At the beginning, I was very uncomfortable. After all, I was watched by others no matter what I did. It was very uncomfortable, okay?
But ever since I went to the Spider Forest to collect spider silk and found out that the Elf Princess is actually afraid of spiders...
Basically, running to the Spider Forest every afternoon has become a required course for me. Not only can I hunt spiders to get skill points, but I can also collect spider silk to practice "weaving" and "clothing making". By the way, I can get rid of this troublesome elf princess.
, accomplishing multiple things with one stone.
Spider forest.
"Hey, it's okay if you want to follow me. Please don't hold me back." I looked helplessly at the trembling elf princess.
"You don't need to worry about me, I'm just feeling a little unwell!" The Elf Princess shouted to me stubbornly.
"Okay, okay, I know you are not feeling well. You are still outside the Spider Forest. There is basically no danger. Could you please go back and rest quickly?" I pressed my hands down and persuaded the elf princess.
"No, I want to go to the spider forest to practice!" the elf princess shouted to me while holding her wooden long bow.
"Really?" I flicked my fingers and tilted my head to look at the elf princess. "Look at your shoulder, your right shoulder."
"What's wrong, everything... wow!!!" The trembling elf princess turned her head and looked over her shoulder, trembling, and let out a scream.
"Let me go." I looked at the elf princess holding me and screaming, twisted her body, and said helplessly.
Damn it, aren’t the elves weak?
What's going on when I can't even break away from the Elf Princess's bear hug?
"There are spiders!" The elf princess's eyes were blank, and she hugged me tightly with a look of being spoiled.
Alas, she is trapped in a cocoon. If I had known better, I would not have caught the spider to scare her.
He took a deep breath, and then blew it onto the elf princess's right shoulder.
I casually grabbed the spider on the Elf Princess's shoulder and bounced it onto the Elf Princess' shoulder. The spider, which was less than half the size of a knuckle, was blown away by me.
"Okay, the spider is gone, you can let me go." I looked at the elf princess helplessly.
"Is it really gone?" The elf princess's eyes slowly came back to reality and she looked over her shoulder. "I'm so scared."
"Let me go!" I shook my body and shouted to the elf princess.
"Oh." The elf princess let me go subconsciously, and then suddenly realized something. Her eyes when she looked at me finally returned to normal, well, normal calculating eyes. "You can't actually get away from me. Don't you have the strength like me?"
big?"
Okay, although the fighting energy blessing has not been turned on, the power this elf princess just showed is definitely out of specification.
If it were a pure competition of strength, I might not be able to compete without turning on the blessing of fighting spirit.
If the elf princess can maintain the great power she had just now.
Oh, it's really troublesome.
Sighing silently, I lowered my head and looked around, and when I was searching, a hairy spider appeared in the palm of my hand.
In order to get rid of the trouble following behind me, I decided to use a trick.
Otherwise, this elf princess who doesn’t know what is in her head will definitely come to me to compete for strength.
If I fail in the strength competition, this elf princess will definitely beat me up in the name of the competition in order to retaliate for the evil treatment I have done to her over the past month.
In that case...
"Have you seen the spiders that are common in the Spider Forest?" I opened my palm and said to the Elf Princess while holding the hairy spider crawling around on my hand.
"A very common spider. The spider silk it spins can be used to make high-grade silk. It is peaceful in nature and never attacks us elves." Looking at the spider in my hand, the elf princess subconsciously read the biological illustration she learned in a trembling voice.
The information was memorized.
"Well, that's right, full marks." I nodded and said to the elf princess with a smile.
"But that's not what we are going to learn today." I looked at the elf princess with a profound expression.
"Today, what we are going to learn is how to survive in the wilderness." I stretched out my fingers and pinched the spider that was still crawling on my hand. "Look at this, if you are in the wild and can't find food, in order to survive
, we must look for anything that can satisfy our hunger and put it in our mouths.”
The elf princess didn't speak, she just looked at the white downy spider clinging to my hand with trembling eyes.
"It's just like this." In the horrified look of the elf princess, I stuffed the hairy spider into my mouth.
"It's crunchy, chicken-flavored, and the protein content is ten times that of beef. Only 10 of these spiders are needed every day to maintain the nutrients needed for a day's activities." I wiped the green juice overflowing from the corner of my mouth and looked at the elf princess.
He said to himself.
The elf princess rolled her eyes and fell to the ground with a bang, unconscious.
