I really don’t want to mention a disgusting man like Zhao Zefei again. If it weren’t for Yang Qian’s sake, I would have slapped him away and let Tang Ange finish off this disgusting man. But my hatred for him,
I'm still looking forward to Tang Ange's mysterious gift. No, he didn't say he wanted to give me a gift, but he couldn't just give me nothing on my birthday! After all, I'm also his partner, and we've known each other for a long time.
Yes, he gave me a gift for my birthday. He always understands this etiquette.
One night, I was thinking about how I should have a fun birthday party in Yanzhi Town. Yang Qian is such a fun-loving person, if I give her a birthday party that is not interesting at all, she will kill me.
When I got up in the morning, I told my grandma about this matter and said that the 26th was my birthday, how should I celebrate it?
When my grandma heard that it was my birthday, her smile was all over her old face. She said she would cook me a big bowl of egg noodles on the 26th. She also said that if I like omelette, the noodles would be
I just put five or six in it, the number is auspicious, and it also satisfies my appetite.
I immediately looked at my grandma dumbfounded and said that one of my nieces would also be here. I couldn't just send them away with a bowl of noodles. I had to make something thoughtful. If not, it would be fine if I was sincere.
"I need something new! There's not much fun in the town. Do you want grandma to teach you how to make some side dishes? I'll make sure your little niece has a round belly!"
My grandma must have mistaken the little niece I mentioned for a child. I smiled and explained to my grandma that my niece was older than me, had a boyfriend, and was about to get married!
As soon as I said this, my grandma urged me to find a boyfriend quickly. He wanted to hold his great-grandson, and he didn’t know if he would be able to hold him in his lifetime...
My grandma and I have been discussing how to celebrate my two-day birthday. My grandma is conservative and insists on cooking a large table of dishes for me on my birthday. She also said that she can still help me in this way and she also wants to join in.
Happy birthday to her niece, let’s see if she can live a few more years!
My potential for flattery suddenly came out, I put my arm around my grandma’s shoulders and said that grandma will definitely live to be a hundred years old, no, a thousand years old, so that our descendants will tell grandma that grandma is a thousand years old, a thousand years old, a thousand years old!
"If you can call me Chitose like this, you can call me Chitose Chitose!"
I was laughing happily when my grandma suddenly said something like this. I thought I heard it wrong, so I turned around and asked grandma what she was talking about.
Grandma's face froze, she quickly shook her head and said it was nothing, and instantly changed her face to a happy one, and started working with me on what specific dishes to make for my birthday. I thought that Jin Zhiyuye likes to eat sugar cookies, so I asked my grandma to teach me.
How to make sugar biscuits? The oil used to make sugar biscuits outside seems not very clean. Making it at home is safe and hygienic. You can make it when you want to eat it. It is very convenient.
On the morning of the 26th, my grandma got up very early, and I got up early too, and went to the town to buy groceries with my grandma. After returning home, we started to get busy, thinking that Tang Ange would give a very valuable gift.
Give it to me, I can't help but be happy. Now I can finally slaughter the fat sheep Tang Ange. There are so many things in his tomb, it would be boring not to give them away and bury them in the soil.
Although Yang Qian has a big temper, she has nothing to say to her friends. Just after nine o'clock in the morning, Yang Qian called and said that they were at the entrance of Yanzhi Town and asked me to pick her up.
She would receive gifts as soon as she came. Who wouldn't want to receive a gift? I immediately walked towards the entrance of the town with two legs, but when I was still more than a hundred meters away from the town, two cars
A small car with bright lights appeared in the distance at the intersection. There were two banners posted on the car. There were also a bunch of balloons and flowers on both sides of the banners. I am a little short-sighted. The words on these two banners said "I go"
It was only after I entered that I saw it clearly:
"Happy birthday to Yang Caiwei!"
I have relatives and friends who are rich and like to show off. They are so awesome that I feel ashamed. I think about the eyes of the people in the town looking at us when we enter the town later.
The scene makes me want to die, especially the two "Happy Birthday to xxx!" banners on the front of the car. I really want to tear them off immediately. It feels very embarrassing. I rarely remove such tacky ones.
It would be better for them to tell others about their name and post it openly to show off!
"Hey! Little aunt! Why are you so dazed! Come and take a look at my husband's new car! I just replaced it with a Mercedes-Benz. It costs more than three million yuan! Look at how good I am to you. I am here to save your face!"
I glanced at the car, said something nice, opened Yang Qian's rear door, and called Fu Po Qian, please drive in quickly. If you don't drive in, I will be suffocated by the smell of money on this car.
Got it!
Yang Qian seemed to like me calling her Fu Po Qian, and she happily stepped on the accelerator and drove into the town. Zhao Zefei followed our car in another expensive-looking Lamborghini.
When we drove to the door of my grandma's house, just as I imagined, when Yang Qian saw the century-old house of my grandma's house, she immediately looked panicked and asked me if I would be scared to live in such an old house.
?Zhao Zefei also looked at his grandma's house and shook his head, saying that he really didn't expect that this kind of house could still be inhabited.
Fortunately, I already knew that Yang Qian had this kind of temper, otherwise I would have told her that I didn't like her and would have left immediately! The most annoying thing in my life is that I have shown my heart to you, and you still
I think my heart is not big enough.
Grandma saw that we were all at the door, and went out with a smile on crutches to greet us. Yang Qian was full of joy and asked Zhao Zefei to take out a bunch of nutritional supplements for the elderly and electric blankets for winter from the trunk.
Things were stuffed into grandma's hands one after another. Zhao Zefei said that these are all for grandma! It's cold in the winter, so you need to take supplements to resist the cold.
"Little aunt, do you want to know what your birthday gift is?" Yang Qian saw me holding a bunch of things for grandma with a happy face, and said to me mysteriously:
"Let me tell you, the thing I want to give you is very strange. Zefei and I found it for you after we walked all over the streets and alleys of the city for your birthday!" Yang Qian said and looked to her side.
Zhao Zefei asked for confirmation, and Zhao Zefei smiled dotingly at Yang Qian from the side. This doting and happy smile made me suddenly have a better impression of Zhao Zefei. He would say such things to me that day, because he should
He was drunk. How could I believe it if he was drunk?
"Then what is this strange birthday gift?" I asked Yang Qian.
"This! It's in this cake box! I promise! This birthday will be the happiest birthday in your life!"
While Yang Qian was talking, she took out a large cake box with a diameter of about 100 yuan from the trunk. She treated her grandma's house as if it were her own home. She shouted for us to come in and said that she had arranged lunch.
, let my aunt, the birthday girl, see her good skills in the hall and in the kitchen!
After a busy morning, Yang Qian and I were as tired as dogs. Panting heavily, we brought the last dish to the table. Zhao Zefei was waiting to untie the ribbon on the big cake on the table.
This kind of scene, it would be great if Tang Ange was there. If he were here, maybe I would go crazy with excitement! But now thinking about the fact that he must give me a birthday gift before tonight, I still can't help but get excited.
I have never wanted a birthday gift from a man so eagerly.
Under the coaxing of a few of us, Yang Qian told me to close my eyes and said she wanted me to open them before she could open them. When she said this, she was not at ease with me and even walked behind me and covered me with her hands.
Eyes, Zhao Zefei was asked to open the box!
"Crash!" The sound of the box driving the ribbon rang in my ears. I thought that Yang Qian would shout loudly to show the preciousness of this gift, but this time it was unexpectedly silent.
After a long pause, he finally squeezed out:
"Paralysis! What a bad luck! I'm going to settle the score with that boss! Why did you create such a bad thing for me!"
I heard that her tone was wrong, so I quickly took away her hand that covered my eyes and looked at the table!
——Suddenly! I was so frightened that my eyes swollen in their sockets and were about to bulge out. I saw a severed man’s head sitting squarely on top of the birthday cake! The eyes were bulging out more than mine.
The eyes were even more terrifying, the mouth was wide open, a mouth of yellowed teeth was exposed, and thick blood was flowing from my neck, flowing along the cream on the surface of the cake on the table! Not only was my facial expression very frightened,
Even Zhao Zefei, looking at the head on the cake, his whole face was extremely distorted with fear!
Grandma was calm at this time and asked Yang Qian where she got this cake.
Yang Qian looked at my frightened expression, but she smiled proudly and said:
"This was brought from a cake shop. In order to make my little aunt happy, I finally found a cake shop that was said to be able to carve anything out of butter, and took my little aunt's photo! But I only have a small
My aunt had a two-inch color photo of her head taken before graduation, so she asked the boss to carve out my aunt's beautiful head. But I didn't expect that I came in a hurry this morning and didn't have time to inspect the goods. The boss actually used cream to carve it.
I had a plastic surgery on the head of a dead person, but it still looked like it! It even scared my little aunt!"
After Yang Qian finished speaking, she burst into laughter. When I heard that the head was made of cream, I slowly regained my heart palpitations, but it was still a little hard to accept. Yang Qian said to the side that I am such an old person.
Even if she was afraid of this, it would really be a waste of her hard work. As she spoke, she picked up a fork and stabbed it into the head of the person made of butter. At this time, something terrible happened that no one could have imagined!
Under the force of Yang Qian's fork, the soft cream did not sink the fork in. Instead, it rolled back toward the table with the impact of Yang Qian's force. The short hair became loose and the chin stopped.
I picked up the dishes and bowls on the table and closed them up.
Fear is like cold, thin snakes, crawling densely all over my body. - This, this is a real head! A real dead head!