"How to play the bragging contest? Maybe you haven't played it before. It's actually very simple. For example, I want to buy a fruit mobile phone and ask someone to give me a discount. I call the owner of the mobile phone store and ask him to give me a discount. Next
The person who answered the call was that I called the district chief and asked the district chief to call me and give me a discount, and so on, it was just a lie.
Now you understand how to play, it’s to see who can brag well and be truthful. Let me start with the beginning. Brother Xiaosha is planning to buy a Mercedes-Benz. He told me that he wants to find an acquaintance for a discount. I’ll go find him. I work as a logistics officer at the Mercedes-Benz headquarters.
A classmate of the department director, ask him to tell the 4S store here to give Brother Xiaosha a discount." After Zhao Mingyang finished speaking, he handed the microphone in his hand to Hao Ren.
Hao Ren took the microphone and said: "Brother Xiaosha wants to buy a Mercedes-Benz? What model? Why didn't you tell me? I'll go find my second uncle. He and the boss of Mercedes-Benz Greater China are netizens and they usually send joy during New Years and holidays.
If you give each other your beans, the relationship will be very good."
Xu Qingqing took Hao Ren's microphone and said, "Your relationship is not good either. I'm going to call Da Liu and ask him to tell Xiao Ao, and ask Xiao Ao to come forward and tell Brother Xiaosha to the major shareholder of Mercedes-Benz.
Give him a discount, and after the discount, let Liu give him a three-body replacement."
"This~" The boy who took the microphone handed over by Xu Qingqing didn't know what to say. This guy was too boastful. How could he get Da Liu to come forward to find Xiao Ao just to get a discount on a car?
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But everyone thought it was fun, but this boy was not good at words and didn't know how to brag. He blushed and said, "I~I~I'll go to Gates and ask him to buy Mercedes-Benz and give Minister Xiao a discount."
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The boy quickly handed the microphone to the boy wearing glasses next to him and took a long breath. The most fun thing about this game is that everyone can watch how one person plays, just like listening to stories and telling jokes.
But bragging depends on talent and storytelling. For example, the boy wearing glasses and holding a microphone at this time raised his eyes and said: "Minister Xiao wants to buy a car and wants a discount. There is no need to look for other people."
People, just come to me. The boss of Mercedes-Benz used to be in a difficult situation and didn’t have much money. Back then, my ancestor prepared 60 eggs for the founder of his family to eat in school. His family has always wanted to exchange this kindness, so I will go find it myself.
If they want a discount, they will definitely give it to me.
Without the sixty eggs of my ancestors, it is very likely that there would be no Mercedes-Benz brand, and they would have starved to death long ago,"
Everyone present was shocked. What the hell, this story is so awesome. You can really brag about it, and you can brag about it in a decent way.
In the following time, everyone started blowing, and the atmosphere became harmonious for a time. Batman and Hulk came out, and psychics came out. They summoned Newton to come out to find a discount on Mercedes-Benz, etc., which became more and more outrageous.
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Zhao Mingyang looked at the time and saw that it was almost ten o'clock. He stood up and asked everyone to hold hands and dance together. Then he started handing out red envelopes. Basically everyone got a red envelope.
Three mobile phones are given as a gift. For the sake of fairness, everyone will play Landlord together. The losers will be eliminated, and the winners will continue the game. In the end, the top three will divide the three mobile phones.
It wasn't until 11:40 pm that everyone dispersed.
Everyone had a great time. Zhao Mingyang stopped Brother Xiaosha and gave him a task. After a month, all those who failed the assessment were fired and no one was left.
Continue to recruit people. From now on, each person will be responsible for a project alone. If he cannot complete it, his points will be deducted directly. If he is late and leaves early, his points will be deducted. Anyone with less than 80 points will be fired.
In one month's time, if there are still people making jokes in the next month, there is no need to stay, and they don't want to work here. The workload given by Zhao Mingyang is quite large.
After becoming a full-time employee, it will decrease a bit. It depends on who can withstand the high pressure. In fact, the so-called high pressure in Sola Sola Company is nothing more than working from nine to six, with an extra hour.
Then there are six days off and one day off a week. This is to inoculate everyone in advance. The company normally guarantees double days off, but Internet companies are still high-pressure occupations, and overtime is unavoidable. If you really don’t want to do this, it’s best
Find a stable job.
For example, fresh undergraduate graduates must first take the exams for some professional and civil service positions. Some units and positions only recruit fresh graduates. If you miss this opportunity, you will not have it. If you fail to pass the exam, you will have to take the on-campus recruitment. This is also the only job.
a chance.
Just like CET-4 or CET-6, you have no chance to take the test after you leave college. This is the only advantage that fresh graduates and current students have over graduates.
After the party, he went back to the hotel room to rest. Zhao Mingyang still insisted on practicing Japanese and fitness for an hour every day. Basically, he was unbeatable, and his Japanese has improved a lot now.
Mainly because I chatted with R Ben’s girl when I had free time. Zhao Mingyang can now understand 7788. Zhao Mingyang’s language talent is still very strong. Mainly because he has loved reading Japanese comics since he was a child. In fact, he is not too unfamiliar with Japanese.
, there are also some movies and TV shows, for example, there are some words that Zhao Mingyang is very familiar with, but he is just afraid that if he says them, they will become banned words.
At noon the next day, everyone got up relatively late. Many people went to bed at one or two in the morning, and some, like Hao Ren, went to bed at three or five.
Zhao Mingyang asked the hotel to prepare a sumptuous meal, such as king crab, Australian dragon and caviar, etc. Zhao Mingyang was sure that the newlyweds had rarely eaten these. This was to let them see the world.
There were two people sitting at a large table of twenty to fifty people. Zhao Mingyang could tell that when the king crab and Australian dragon came, everyone couldn't help but want to take out their mobile phones to take pictures, but they were a little embarrassed and were afraid of being laughed at.
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Zhao Mingyang was the first to stand up and pick up his phone to take pictures. As soon as he did this, the others all stood up and started taking pictures.
"Everyone, what is life and what is change? This is it! Eating Australian dragon, eating king crab, drinking Maotai, today we opened two bottles of 1982 Lafite at one table. I guess you have seen it in movies and TV shows.
Have you heard about it? Today, everyone will have a taste, and in the future, you can also tell what Lafite tastes like when you go out." Zhao Mingyang said.
Zhao Mingyang brought four bottles of 1982 Lafite. The wine Lafite was hyped back then. The reason why Chateau Lafite is called Lafite is because the owner of the chateau was named Lafite as early as 1234.
In the 17th century, this winery was acquired by a bartender named Segu. Of course, it is impossible to verify whether he was a bartender, because after this guy bought this wine, he nicknamed himself the Prince of Winemaking.
, Segu tried every means to send this wine to the royal palace at that time, and said it was the king's wine. Since then, Lafite has become a high-standard wine at that time.
Later, due to some historical reasons, this wine went through several twists and turns, and finally fell into the Rothschild family, which is familiar to everyone. Later, this wine was made popular by Robert Parker, the founder of wine magazine. He rated it in a wine review magazine, and in 1982
Lafite has the highest rating.
When it came out in 1984, this wine sold for 14 US dollars a bottle. Later, this wine continued to rise. The domestic price was erratic and fluctuated greatly. Some people bought it for more than 10,000, some for more than 30,000, and some even 70,000 or 80,000.
If it is higher, there will be no movement on the wine in the end, and no one will dare to buy it.
Because there is an interesting thing about this wine, which is also the main reason why this wine ended up being so expensive that no one bought it.
The annual domestic sales of this wine are greater than the annual global shipments of this wine. What does this mean?
For example, only 10,000 bottles of Lafite were released in 1982, while 20,000 bottles were sold in the domestic market. This is not the biggest scam. The biggest scam is that the wine is real and fake, and even the tasters can’t tell. This makes
In the end, no one dared to speculate or collect this wine, for fear of buying a fake one.
As for the appearance of the bottle, it is hard to tell whether it is genuine or not, because the bottles are collected from all over the world and are genuine wine bottles.
It has to be said that the only high-end luxury product that can beat the hype is Putian. Let alone Lafite, a similar situation happened in Moutai back then. The real wine bottles were confiscated, which deceived a group of scalpers who were speculating.
If it hadn't been for the undercover reporter who discovered and exposed this matter, no one would have known about it. Since then, Moutai's wines have been protected against counterfeiting in different ways every year.
The four bottles of wine that Zhao Mingyang took out cost a small 20,000 yuan. Yes, these were all fake. They were bought from Ye Chuan. This guy had to say that besides having no money, he was quite wild.
Ye Chuan said that several of his watches were fake, and no one could tell. The wine was of very good quality, but the bottle was expensive, but the bottle was real. The fake wine was enough to look fake, and even connoisseurs wouldn’t be able to drink it. It was fake.
A must-have artifact.
Zhao Mingyang brought four bottles this time, and the hotel waiters opened the wine to sober up. These waiters did not know whether it was true or false.
But I have to say that this thing is enough to show off. Zhao Mingyang felt that except for Xu Qingqing who might have drunk it, Zhao Mingyang himself had never drank it. If Xu Qingqing had been abroad in the 1980s or early 1990s,
Collected, it must be real, but according to Ye Chuan, he drank the real thing twice, and you can’t tell the difference even if you drink this. Unless you are a person who drinks this wine three times a day, you can tell the difference in one drink.
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Just like you eat the same food every day, made by the same chef, even if it is very similar to another chef, you can still taste the difference.
We cannot use cigarettes as a metaphor here, because not all domestic cigarettes have the same taste. They are produced by cigarette factories in different regions, and they must meet the tastes of people in each region. Just like Huazi, what you buy in the north is different from what you buy in the south.
The taste may be slightly different.
Everyone picked up their mobile phones to take photos again and took selfies with wine bottles. Zhao Mingyang also gave each of the men a pack of 95 Supreme.
This kind of operation is actually rarely used by large manufacturers, but some sales companies use it a lot, especially future micro-businesses.
It's just that those from the micro-business took them away after taking the photos, while Zhao Mingyang directly let them eat and drink.
Let them brag about it when they go out in the future, and their friends, classmates, and family members in their circle of friends will praise them and envy their work, and they will be reluctant to leave the company, and they will start to get involved.
Xu Qingqing seemed to have learned something. Zhao Mingyang's operation could really make ordinary people feel happy quickly. She thought it was wine given by the company, but she didn't expect it to be fake.
It has to be said that everyone was extremely happy at this moment, including Brother Xiaosha and Hao Ren, who all picked up their mobile phones to take pictures. They had not drank 82-year-old Lafite, but the legendary 82-year-old Lafite.
After taking pictures of the bottles, everyone poured a small glass and took pictures there to post on WeChat. Zhao Mingyang picked up the wine glass and said: "No need to stand up, everyone, this is just the beginning. Whoosh whoosh is backed by a big tree, and everyone knows what's behind us."
Who is the big tree?
According to the model of the head office, after three years of the basic branch, the core backbone will be worth tens of millions, so everyone, you are the backbone of Sou La Sou La. I hope that you can have wealth and freedom in the future. Every year in the future, our company’s employees will have
I will apply to the head office for the opportunity to travel abroad next spring, and we can go to the Eiffel Tower to feed the pigeons."
Hao Ren and Brother Xiaosha know very well that this is just trying to spread the pie, but Zhao Mingyang has been on Lafite for the past 82 years, which is really hard not to believe.
After hearing this, the young man felt as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood. Brother Xiaosha felt that Zhao Mingyang was a good salesman of Lao Turtle Liquor in the 1990s, and he was really good at deceiving people.