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Chapter 100: Two Eggs Are Not Stupid

Erdan was good at eating noodles and made his face very dirty. Erya saw He Xiaoqin's moist eyes and said sadly: "Sister, what should we do?"

Hearing Erya's choked words, He Xiaoqin came back to her senses, patted Erya's hand with empty eyes, and said reluctantly: "It's okay, with sister here, this family can't survive."

"Erya, you can take care of your brother at home later. I will go to the fish pond to take care of those dead fish. That is your brother's hard work. I can't just give up. Let's wash the fish pond and go back after a while.

Get some fish fry from the place Erdan took us to before we bought them, and raise them there. When your brother is well, we can make money selling fish again."

Erya nodded gratefully. After dinner, He Xiaoqin spent a thousand yuan and invited ten people to go to the fish pond to catch the fish.

Erdan couldn't see He Xiaoqin and shouted to find her. There was no other way, so Erya took Erdan to the fish pond.

I saw that everyone was catching fish, and the villagers had almost drained the fish pond. There was no live fish in it, Erdan was stupidly crawling with a dead fish, and placed it in the ditch next to it.

I kept asking that fish why it didn't swim away and why it turned its belly white.

The villagers all sighed and shook their heads. Seeing Erdan's silly look, every one of them felt sorry for him.

After He Xiaoqin paid them the wages, it was already noon, and He Xiaoqin was ready to take Erdan back to cook.

But Erdan disappeared, and the two of them were so anxious that they shouted Erdan's name at the edge of the fish pond.

At this time, they saw a figure emerging from the mud of the fish pond. Erdan was holding a soft-shelled turtle and smiling innocently at them.

Seeing that Er Dan's whole body was covered with mud, He Xiaoqin was angry and laughed. He walked over and took a look, only to see a wild turtle weighing at least two kilograms in his hand.

"Honey, this turtle bit my finger, it hurts so much"

He Xiaoqin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and immediately gave Erdan a blowjob, then took the turtle and put it into the basket he brought.

"Erdan, did you catch the turtle in the mud?"

Erdan pretended not to know what it was, just smiled stupidly, and then got into the mud again, shocking He Xiaoqin.

In less than a minute, Erdan emerged from the mud again, carrying a turtle weighing about three kilograms in each hand.

He Xiaoqin couldn't believe it when he saw it. How could there be turtles in this fish pond? She remembered that when Zhu Hong and He Zheng were sent to clean up the fish pond, the mud was all dried in the sun and there were no fish at all!

If these three soft-shell turtles were wild, they would probably be sold for 100 to 200 yuan per catty if sold to people who came to the village to collect wild products.

Although Er Dan's whole body was covered in mud, He Xiaoqin was overjoyed when she saw these three turtles, and hugged Er Dan while crying and laughing.

In her opinion, even if Erdan is stupid, he can still surprise her.

But when they returned home, she thought for a moment that it might be the turtle that Erdan brought back when he went to the mass grave to fetch water.

Seeing that her brother was all dirty, Erya offered to cook and asked He Xiaoqin to help her brother clean up.

But this time, Erdan continued to act stupid. In the yard, he really acted like a fool. He kept playing with the soft-shelled turtle and allowed He Xiaoqin to take off his clothes. Even if he was naked from behind, Erdan actually didn't do anything.

No sense of shyness at all.

Looking at Er Dan's strong body, He Xiaoqin thought about the happy moments she had spent with Er Dan at night. At this moment, she was not interested at all, but more tired and melancholy about the future.

After eating, He Xiaoqin took the three turtles and Erdan to the supply point in the village and called the boss to receive the goods.

What the folks mean is that this kind of turtle looks wild at first glance, has high nutritional value, and can be sold at a high price.

But the boss who received the goods was quite a thief. When he saw that Erdan had become stupid, and He Xiaoqin was a woman, he immediately lowered the price to fifty yuan, saying that this was not a wild turtle at all, but just a turtle.

It's just an ordinary turtle. Someone must have thrown the turtle into a fish pond and grown up.

He Xiaoqin didn't understand the market conditions. Besides, when the villagers saw Erdan becoming stupid, they started talking about He Xiaoqin Kefu again, and everyone stayed away.

Just when He Xiaoqin agreed to buy it for 50 yuan per pound from the receiving boss, Erdan suddenly fell to the ground, pressed the three turtles under him, cried and shouted: "This is my turtle, you can't sell it."

, can’t be sold, they are my good friends”

There was a burst of laughter from the villagers who were watching. They all felt that Erdan was really a fool. He was so stupid that he made friends with a turtle.

He Xiaoqin glared at the villagers, squatted down, and said to Erdan: "Erdan, be good, let's sell this turtle and make some money!"

"No, I won't, they are my friends, I can't sell them"

He Xiaoqin was a little speechless and could only let everyone watch the joke, feeling embarrassed in her heart.

The boss who received the goods asked her again, asking her if she could sell it, but He Xiaoqin knew that Erdan was guarding the three turtles, so it seemed that they couldn't sell them.

"Let's do this! I'll give you a higher price, give you one hundred yuan per catty, you convince this fool, and I'll take the goods away."

He Xiaoqin was overjoyed and immediately squatted on the ground and talked to Erdan again, but Erdan still didn't agree.

Seeing Erdan holding three turtles and about to leave, the receiving boss stood in front of Erdan and said to Erdan: "Erdan, these turtles are not your friends. These are for eating. You

Just sell it to me!"

Erdan approached him, scratched his beard, and giggled: "How can you sell your friends? Besides, they just told me that they are very valuable! If I sell them, they will

I will never be friends with Erdan again."

Everyone burst into laughter again, but in the crowd, Tian Min and He Xiaoqin were suddenly stunned.

Tian Min frowned and immediately stared at Erdan in front of him. He realized that although Erdan said silly words, didn't it clearly imply to the boss that the price he offered was too little?

The boss who received the goods took a fancy to these three soft-shelled turtles, which are rare and extremely valuable wild turtles within a radius of dozens of kilometers. With these three turtles, he can sell them for at least 500 yuan per catty.

Because this kind of wild turtle is the favorite of the big bosses in the city. If an old hen is stewed, they can be the groom for two consecutive nights.

Just hearing what this idiot Erdan said, he burst out laughing and said with a smile: "Then ask your friends how much they cost to sell them."

Erdan lay down again and asked the three turtles mouth to mouth, talking to himself. The people next to him saw his silly look. It was really funny. They didn't know he was stupid. They really thought he was following

The three turtles spoke the same way.

After about two minutes, Erdan sat on the ground, hugging the three turtles and staring at the receiving boss.

"Erdan, have you confirmed with your friend how much it costs per pound?"

Erdan deliberately frowned, shook his head and said, "My friend said they are wild, and we won't sell them without this number."

Everyone burst into laughter when they saw Erdan, a fool, holding out five fingers. He Xiaoqin was also quite speechless. Isn't Erdan just fooling around?

In the entire Hejia Village, there has really never been a sale for 500 yuan in these years, and 200 yuan is considered the end of the bargain.

"Okay, Erdan, stop making trouble, we won't sell it anymore, you take your friends home with me."

He Xiaoqin didn't want Erdan to be laughed at here, after all, this was the man she wanted to protect her whole life.

But the boss who received the goods was unwilling to give in. He pulled Erdan and said, "Erdan, you can discuss with your friend and see if you can pay less."

Erdan shook his head stupidly and said: "These friends of mine said they have secrets in them and many men like to eat them. They told me not to sell them to you."

He Xiaoqin sighed, pulled Erdan and walked back.

"Okay, deal, five hundred yuan per pound is five hundred yuan."

The receiving boss hurriedly agreed to the price offered by Erdan, which shocked He Xiaoqin and everyone else.


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