Erdan looked at Tian Min's blushing face and knew that Tian Min must have a bad idea. He didn't make a move at that time, but pouted and said: "Well, listen to sister, but sister can't bully Erdan, don't be like that
That bastard hit me last night.”
Tian Min smiled and said: "Don't worry, Erdan, sister just wants to give you a massage, don't be afraid, okay?"
Erdan had heard her plan before, wasn't it to seduce him and see if he was really stupid?
"Erdan, please close your eyes first and let me massage you. Can you give me a massage later?"
Erdan thought to himself, my body is very tired anyway, so just give it a massage! I have the inheritance from my ancestors, and no one can beat me in terms of concentration.
Tian Min moved closer, close to his body and pressed tightly against his back. She specially sprayed some perfume today. If it were any other man, he would probably have fallen into her tenderness at this moment.
But Erdan came here with full preparation today, how could she be tested by Tian Min? There was no expression on her face, she just sat there with her eyes closed and let Tian Min press her shoulders.
"Sister, are you tickling me? It's fun, it's fun!"
Logically speaking, this is the most relaxing time and the most ambiguous time, but Erdan is still giggling there, which makes Tian Min a little anxious.
"Why do I pay so much attention, dress up so sexy and charming, and wear perfume, but this kid doesn't make any movement at all? Is he really a fool?"
After ten minutes of work, Erdan closed his eyes and sang some unintelligible children's songs, which made Tian Min very anxious.
"Sister is tired, I don't want to press it anymore, Erdan! Can you help me press it?"
Tian Min felt a little disappointed and speechless at the same time. He had doubts in his heart, thinking that he had made a mistake and that this douchebag was really stupid.
However, Tian Min didn't let it go, and immediately felt that it seemed that she had to be strong, and he couldn't believe that she was not interested in women.
She turned over and pressed Erdan on the bed, and was about to kiss him, but Erdan giggled and said, "Sister, it's itchy, I want to pee."
Hearing that Erdan needed to pee, Tian Min was extremely embarrassed. He immediately stopped, pointed to the bathroom and said, "Go quickly!"
Erdan got up and rushed into the bathroom like a child, and then heard the sound of running water.
Erdan scanned everything in the bathroom and saw a cup with a toothbrush next to it, so he took the cup and poured the bottle of Red Bull into the cup.
He walked out with a glass of Red Bull and said with a smile: "Sister, this thing I peed is still hot, do you want to take a sip?"
Just now Tian Min was expecting to be tougher later, but when he saw Erdan bringing out a cup of something, he was very surprised. When he took a closer look, it turned out to be something yellow, and he almost vomited it at that time.
"Erdan, that stuff is so dirty. You can't drink the stuff you peed on. Come here, give it to sister, and I'll pour it out for you."
Erdan actually wanted to laugh in his heart, but he had to keep pretending, so he took the cup to his chest, stared at her, and pouted angrily: "Sister, you bad woman, I peed on myself.
, why is it dirty? This is delicious, can you take a sip?"
When Tian Min saw Erdan holding a cup and trying to force her to drink it, she felt so sick that she wanted to vomit, and she jumped out of bed in fright.
"Erdan, you have to listen to my sister. You really can't drink this stuff. Quickly, give it to me."
Seeing Tian Min covering his nose with one hand and reaching out for a cup with the other hand, Erdan bit his lip and said sadly: "It seems that sister doesn't really like Erdan. Sister doesn't dare to do anything Erdan does."
Drink, if you don’t drink, then I’ll just drink it.”
Tian Min wanted to stop him at that time, but it was too late. Erdan drank the glass of Red Bull directly. She was stunned at that time, and she was completely confused.
"It tastes good. I still need to pee. Let's try it later, sister!"
Seeing Erdan running into the bathroom again, Tian Min reacted and was so frightened that he quickly walked to the door, opened the door, and shouted to He Xiaoqin outside: "Sister Xiaoqin, come in quickly, Erdan is really crazy.
, actually drank his own urine.”
Upon hearing this, He Xiaoqin's face changed drastically, and she rushed in in a panic, and rushed into Jane's washing room.
Seeing Erdan holding a cup with urine in it and trying to drink it, He Xiaoqin quickly grabbed it, threw the cup away, and slapped Erdan hard.
"Erdan, you are so stupid! This is urine, how can you even drink your own urine?"
This time, Erdan actually peed, so when He Xiaoqin rushed in, she saw that he was still pretending to pee. Therefore, He Xiaoqin and Tian Min believed that the glass of Red Bull that Erdan drank just now was him.
of urine.
Erdan was slapped by He Xiaoqin, and he immediately sat down on the ground and cried.
Tian Min was still frightened, and secretly rejoiced in his heart. If he really committed himself to this fool, he was really afraid that something would happen.
Thinking of Erdan drinking his own urine just now, the disgusting look was like a lifetime shadow.
Seeing Erdan lying on the ground, smelling bad and crying, He Xiaoqin was so angry that her eyes turned red.
Tian Min walked over, took a long breath, and said to He Xiaoqin: "Sister Xiaoqin, I tried all my methods just now. Erdan is really stupid. He seems to have no interest in women, and he even drank his own urine. Just imagine
Come on, normal people wouldn’t do such a thing!”
He Xiaoqin heard her say that Erdan drank her own urine. At that moment, tears of grievance burst out and she choked and said: "Sister Min, what should I do? Now that Erdan is like this, what should I do in the future?"
ah!"
Tian Min hugged He Xiaoqin and comforted him: "Sister Xiaoqin, you should think of a way to take Erdan to treatment! If you are really tired and don't want to take care of it, I believe no one in the village will say anything about you. You and I
They are not related by blood, nor are they married. With your current conditions, it would be very easy to find a good family to marry."
Although He Xiaoqin is a little heartbroken now, the various blows in life have slowly made her a little bored, especially when faced with Erdan's stupid appearance, she has some thoughts of leaving, but at least she has not made a decision right away.
, even if you have to leave, you still have to settle Erdan well.
"Sister, thank you. I just feel aggrieved. Originally, I was full of hope for life and wanted to give birth to a big fat boy for Erdan. You said that I would be a good man and he has become like this. How can I see it?
Hope!"
Tian Min also sighed. Originally, she also had undue thoughts about Erdan. Thinking about his strong muscles and being a role model for all men in the village, a good night's sleep would definitely make her happy for half a year.
But tonight, Erdan's disgusting actions suddenly cast a psychological shadow on her, and she lost all interest.
Thinking about it, it is better to put happiness in He Rongguang. Even if he is not physically able to accompany her once a month, once every two months is fine. At least he can still eat something to stuff his teeth.
"Sister, I'm still saying that, if you don't want to take care of it, then don't take care of it, and no one will blame you."
He Xiaoqin wiped away her tears, then took a long breath, shook her head and said: "I still believe that he can get better. I'll wait for a while before I talk about it! I don't want to give up on him. Although he is stupid, he has never bullied me."
Erdan heard their conversation, and although he kept rolling on the ground and crying, when he heard He Xiaoqin's words, he secretly vowed to make He Xiaoqin live the happiest life after finding out Tian Min's ultimate goal.
life.
He Xiaoqin walked into the bathroom, knelt down, said sorry to Erdan, wiped away his tears, then held his hand and left Tian Min's house.
As soon as he left Tian Min's house, Erdan's stomach growled for a while, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he squatted on the roadside to solve the problem.
In fact, this was a plan that Erdan had thought up a long time ago, because this place is less than fifty meters away from Tian Min's house, and Tian Min is probably going to start making phone calls now.