"Believe me, this thing is absolutely superb for making tea."
"Think about it, what kind of good tea has Tianzun never tasted before? It must be something new."
"go Go." .??.
Under Yan Mingchao's constant instigation, Lu Wuya actually made a large pot of tea with Ji Lingcao.
He took a sip by himself first, then smacked his mouth. He felt that the taste was really good. The taste of grass filled his mouth, as if he had been on the prairie. There was a special feeling after the tea entered his stomach, and his breath seemed to have become much calmer.
, there is a wonderful feeling of blending into the prairie.
"Master Lu, look at the nervous look on your face as you dodge your eyes. You won't really use moldy tea leaves or rotten grass leaves to make tea for me, right?" Wanzu Tianzun stared at Lu Wu who walked in with a big teapot.
Ya, asked in a deep voice.
Lu Wuya trembled in fright when he heard this, and quickly replied, "You are kidding me. Even if I have a hundred courages, I would not dare to entertain your distinguished guests with moldy tea leaves and rotten grass leaves."
"Master Lu, why are you sweating on your forehead?" Demon Ancestor asked with a cold face.
"Ah? Where is it?" Lu Wuya hurriedly raised his hand and wiped it with his sleeve.
Everyone knew that Demon Ancestor was teasing Lu Wuya, but Lu Wuya's panicked reaction made their expressions weird. They seriously doubted that Lu Wuya really used moldy tea leaves or rotten grass leaves to make tea for them. Otherwise, why?
would be so panicked.
"Ahem..." Qingqu coughed lightly, stood up and helped Lu Wuya out of the siege, "My lords, the head of our family is timid, so don't scare him."
As he spoke, he walked up to Lu Wuya and asked in a low voice, "Master, you don't really make tea with rotten grass leaves, do you?"
"We all heard it." Wanzu Tianzun said with black lines on his head.
Xiaoyao Tianzun and others also twitched their eyes.
Lu Wuya seemed to have heard Wanzu Tianzun's words in his heart. He leaned his head forward, put his mouth to Qingqu's ear, and said in an extremely weak voice, "How dare I? It was Grandmaster Yan of the Ming Dynasty who casually made a mistake in the medicine field."
He gathered a handful of herbs and asked me to brew them for you to taste. He said that the heavenly masters drank too much good tea and must come up with something new."
He directly betrayed Yan Mingchao, and he did so thoroughly.
Yan Mingchao, who was listening carefully in the back mountain, suddenly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
"..." All the Heavenly Lords had black lines on their heads.
They thought that Qingqu and Lu Wuya were discussing in front of them whether the tea was brewed with rotten grass leaves. They openly disliked them and wanted to drive them away. They tolerated it, but how could they not even mention it to Linlang, who was a guest in the Taoist sect?
Do the disciples of the pavilion also despise them?
Have they violated the rules of heaven or something, are they so unpopular?
Boom!
Wanzu Tianzun knocked on the coffee table next to him with his fingers, and said with a dark face, "Come, make me a cup of tea, and let me see how innovative this pot of tea is. If you drink up my belly, I will see if I don't drink the treasure."
Tianzun has lied to the ground."
There was no chair in the hall that could accommodate him, so he pushed the chair aside and sat directly on the ground.
Even so, he is unique among all the gods.
When the Demon Ancestor and others heard this, their eyes lit up, as if they had found a way to make money. They all knocked on the coffee table with their fingers and urged, "Make a cup for me too."
Lu Wuya chuckled and said, "Don't worry, my lords, I just tasted it and it's quite delicious."
"What a bastard!" Wanzu Tianzun glared and cursed, "You want us to drink the rest of you?"
"Uh-" The smile on Lu Wuya's face suddenly froze, and he suddenly remembered Qingqu's warning to Zhang Xiaopou last time - talking too much will lead to mistakes.
"Ouch, my stomach hurts, uncle, please help me."
Lu Wuya was so anxious that he thrust the teapot into Qingqu's hand and ran away.
"..."
All the deities were speechless.
"You don't need to worry. The head of my family does not drink directly from the spout. There is no saliva from him in the tea, so you can drink it with confidence." Qingqu explained while making tea.
It was nothing at first, everyone knew that Lu Wuya couldn't drink directly from the spout, but when Qing Qu said this, he felt disgusted.
Just like when you are eating, someone tells you that there is no shit in your rice, so you can eat it with confidence.
"Qingqu, do you think the six of us can demolish the Taoist Gate together?" Xiaoyao Tianzun asked with a cold face.
"Tear it down, tear it down, it's time to build a new one." Qing Qu said with a smile.
"Hey, don't tell me, this tea - it's really interesting." Wanzu Tianzun took a sip of tea and smacked his lips.
Everyone was about to ask him what it tasted like, but they heard him pause, and then said, "It's a pity that the tea cup is too small, and it's gone before we even wet our lips."
He was clearly mocking the teacup that Daomen prepared for him because it was too small.
It was indeed small, a small teacup that was just right for others. In his hand, it was no bigger than the nail of his thumb.
"Sorry, I didn't think well." Qingqu quickly opened the void space, looking for a big tea bowl, but there was nothing in the void space, only a stone bead. He couldn't help but scratch his head in embarrassment, looked at Wanzu Tianzun and asked, "
Otherwise, you drink directly from the spout?"
Wanzu Tianzun said, "The decline of Taoism is not without reason."
The implication is that the Taoist sect was not well behaved and was disliked by the world, so it declined.
But I heard Qu Qu clearly nodding and saying, "Junior knows, Lord Demon Ancestor said before that it was all the fault of Lord Buddha."
As soon as these words came out, Wanzu Tianzun, Demon Ancestor, and Buddha all had dark faces.
To hide his embarrassment, the Buddha picked up the tea cup and took a sip of tea. When the tea came into his mouth, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said in surprise, "The taste of this tea is really special."
"Master Monk, are you holding bad water in your stomach and trying to trick us into drinking Master Lu's saliva?" Xiaoyao Tianzun asked with a smile.
The Buddha smiled and started drinking tea by himself.
After drinking a cup, he asked Qingqu, "Can I make another cup for the poor monk?"
"Of course, if you like it, you can take more with you when you leave. Grandmaster Yan planted a large area in the back mountain. I just don't know if it's good if I drink too much." Cleared the channel.
"Really or not, I have a try." Demon Ancestor picked up the teacup suspiciously, took a sip, smacked his lips, pondered for a moment, and said, "Although it doesn't smell like tea, it does have a rather special smell. It should be medicinal herbs.
It has a different taste, you can try it."
Hearing what Demon Ancestor said, Demon Ancestor and Xiaoyao Tianzun also picked up the teacups curiously. Wanzu Tianzun wanted to find a big teacup, but he didn't realize until he opened the void space that his void space had been stolen, so he simply grabbed it
He lifted the teapot and drank from the spout.
"It really is."
"Not bad, I should take some with me when I leave."
"What kind of elixir is this?"
After several deities tasted it, they were all surprised by the taste of the tea.
"Why don't you drink?"
Qingqu stared at the God of Death with his blind eyes, trying to take a peek at the face of the God of Death while he lifted up his mask and sipped tea.
"I am not thirsty."
The Lord of Death replied coldly.
"Don't think about it. Even if he dies of thirst, he won't be able to take off his mask in front of you."
Xiaoyao Tianzun smiled.
Yan Mingchao, who was listening carefully in the back mountain, couldn't help but feel relieved when he heard the comments of the gods on the tea. As he expected, the power of Taichu Yuanshi after being absorbed by Ji Ling Cao turned into the medicinal properties of Ji Ling Cao, making people feel
It is impossible to tell that it is the original power of Taichu.