Watching Niu Dawa trotting all the way to the edge of the square with her crotch between her legs, taking off her pants and peeing, regardless of whether there was anyone around.
He even squirmed his butt and made a circle on the ground.
Zhang Xiaozu's whole body was in a mess.
Niu Dawa shook, pulled up his pants, ran back with a bound, and shouted to Ye Mingyue, "Auntie, I'm hungry, I want to eat chicken legs!"
Ye Mingyue put one hand on her forehead, reached into the empty space with the other, took out a fragrant chicken leg and handed it to Niu Dawa.
"Okay, my aunt is the best!"
Niu Dawa first jumped up and applauded Ye Mingyue, and then happily took the chicken leg and started to chew it.
"What's going on?"
Zhang Xiaozu, who woke up from the chaos, looked at Ye Mingyue and Lei Zhige and asked in horror.
"On the way back from Shuanglong Academy, we met Buddha, Demon Ancestor and Demon Ancestor. The three of them rushed to pass their respective inheritances into the sea of consciousness of the Second Master. The Second Master couldn't bear the impact of the three people's power and fainted. Waiting
After he woke up - just like this, it seemed - he only had the IQ of a few years old, and he cried to go home as soon as it got dark." Ye Mingyue recounted.
"Where are the three adults?" Zhang Xiaozu asked.
"Run away." Ye Mingyue said with a bitter smile.
"Run away?" Zhang Xiaozu's eyes widened, "The three of them tortured people like this, and then they just patted their butts and ran away?"
"Um"
"I'll fuck his ancestor!"
"Ah!" Niu Dawa, who was chewing chicken legs, suddenly stared at Zhang Xiaopou and shouted.
"Okay?" Zhang Xiaozhu looked at Niu Dawa expectantly.
Ye Mingyue and others also looked at Niu Dawa in surprise, thinking that Niu Dawa's consciousness had awakened.
But Niu Dawa suddenly pounced on Zhang Xiaopou, shouting in great surprise, "Haha, pawn, why are you here?!"
Zhang Xiaozu was just about to reach out to block Niu Dawa, but Niu Dawa suddenly crashed into his arms, so fast that he couldn't react. If his right foot hadn't taken a step back in time to stabilize his back,
The body was knocked down by Niu Dawa.
Niu Dawa gives He gave Zhang Xiaopou a bear hug, then let go of him, looked up and down, and exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, Pawn, why have you grown so tall?"
"Brother, you are half a head taller than me." Zhang Xiaozhu said on the verge of tears.
Obviously, Niu Dawa is not well at all.
However, what surprised and moved Zhang Xiaozhu was that compared with his childhood, his face now only had a vague outline, but Niu Dawa could still recognize him.
"well--"
Lei Zhige and others sighed in disappointment.
"When was the last time you were beaten by the village chief's grandfather?"
Zhang Xiaozu suddenly asked Niu Dawa.
"Yesterday, have you forgotten? You threw the firecrackers into the pit and blew up the village chief's grandfather."
Niu Dawa replied.
"..."
Zhang Xiaozhu suddenly regretted asking this question.
"Ha ha……"
"I didn't see it, you are really a loser!"
Lei Zhige and others laughed loudly.
Zhang Xiaozhu thought about it in his mind, shook his head, sighed, and said, "If I remember correctly, it should have happened when he was three years old, which means that his memory has returned to the age of three."
"Quickly ask Uncle Qingqu to take a look."
Lei Zhige said.
He didn't know yet that Daozu had returned.
Niu Dawa suddenly hid half of his body behind Zhang Xiaozu, looked at Lei Zhige with a fearful look on his face, and whispered in Zhang Xiaozu's ear, "That guy is bad, he beats me every day, and my ass will be opened by him."
Yes, let’s avoid him.”
"——" Lei Zhige's eyes twitched hard, he glared at Niu Dawa and said, "Who makes you cry every night?"
When Niu Dawa saw Lei Zhige's eyes, he was so frightened that he shrank his head behind Zhang Xiaozu.
"Don't scare him."
Zhang Xiaozhu blocked Niu Dawa behind him and said.
Lei Zhige said depressedly, "Can you imagine him howling at the top of his lungs? Now he's howling scriptures, now he's howling like a beast, now he's screaming sinisterly, now he's spitting fire, now he's spraying water,
Soon there will be thunder, and we will all be tortured crazy by him."
Zhang Xiaozu...
Niu Dawa hid behind Zhang Xiaozu and whispered, "Pawn, I am amazing now. When I think about water, water will come. When I think about fire, I will - ah, pawn, your clothes are on fire!" ??
"Your uncle!"
Zhang Xiaozou had a black line on his head and hurriedly used his strength to extinguish the fire behind his back, but a hole as big as a fist was burned out on his buttocks. He quickly found a shirt and tied it around his waist to block the hole in his buttocks.
Xiang Qingtian's lips suddenly turned up with a bad smile, and he said to Niu Dawa, "Dad, you can fly, don't you? Take the pawns and fly for a while."
"Oh, right."
Niu Dawa's eyes immediately lit up when he heard this, he reached out and grabbed Zhang Xiaopou's shoulders, and then the wind started blowing from his feet, and he suddenly jumped thousands of feet into the sky.
"It seems that the fighting strength is still there."
Zhang Xiaozu muttered in his heart.
Just as he was about to ask Niu Dawa to get down, he suddenly heard Niu Dawa scream in terror in his ear.
next moment…
boom!
A huge cloud of dust rose up in Daomen Square.
"Cough cough... cough cough..."
Zhang Xiaozhu choked and coughed and crawled out of the pit more than three feet deep, cursing, "You stupid kid, you're crazy!"
Just now, Niu Dawa suddenly screamed in fear. Before he could react, Niu Dawa performed the Thousand Miles Flash and brought him to the ground. Being wrapped up in Niu Dawa's Thousand Miles Flash, he could not exert any power, so he could only watch and fight hard.
came into close contact with the ground.
"I-I'm afraid of heights!"
Niu Dawa, covered in golden light, climbed out of the pit behind Zhang Xiaozu. I saw that he was protected by Buddha's light, not even a particle of dust touched him.
"Bah...bah...fuck it!"
Zhang Xiaozu spit out the sand in his mouth and cursed depressedly.
"Pawn, eat chicken legs, it's delicious!"
Niu Dawa seemed to know that she had done something wrong, so she walked up to Zhang Xiaozhu and brought the half-eaten chicken drumstick to Zhang Xiaozhu's mouth.
"Don't be angry, don't be as knowledgeable as a fool."
Zhang Xiaozhu comforted himself in his heart, then put on what he thought was a warm smile and refused, "I'm not hungry, you can eat."
"Now you know how we got through this period of time in fear."
Jiang Tianyue said dullly.
Zhang Xiaozu looked at Ye Mingyue.
Ye Mingyue knew what Zhang Xiaozhu wanted to say, and said in a low voice, "Don't look at me, he almost destroyed my "Jiangshan Sheji Tu"."
"I've eaten, and I'll give you the rest." Niu Dawa popped the chicken drumstick into Zhang Xiaopou's mouth, "Have a try, the chicken drumsticks made by my aunt are so delicious. I'll ask my aunt for them after I finish eating."
Zhang Xiaozhu didn't want to refuse Niu Dawa's kindness, so he took the chicken leg, took a bite and tasted it, nodded and said, "The taste is indeed not bad."
Ye Mingyue suddenly looked at Zhang Xiaopou with a look of horror, pointed at Niu Dawa, and said, "He didn't wash his hands after relieving himself just now."
"——" Zhang Xiaozhu's face suddenly turned green, and then he took a bite of the chicken leg. While chewing, he stared at Niu Dawa and said fiercely, "Tell me, your hands didn't touch the meat of the chicken leg just now."
.”
"Haha, don't worry, I held the bird with my left hand and the drumstick with my right hand. Didn't you teach me that it's clean?" Niu Dawa said with a shrewd look.
"Cough...cough..." Zhang Xiaozu almost choked to death on the chicken in his mouth.
"puff!"
Ye Mingyue and others all couldn't help laughing and looked at Zhang Xiaozu with strange expressions.
Zhang Xiaozu held his forehead in pain, reached out to grab Niu Dawa's shoulder and flew towards the mountain where Daozu was, shouting "Master, help!"
