"You black-haired beast, if you dare, let me out. Let's fight for three hundred rounds!"
"Black-haired beast, you gave birth to a son without a butt and eyes!"
"Black-haired beast, your whole family is a beast!"
"Black-haired beast, you"
Zhang Xiaozhu's scolding gradually failed, firstly because he really had no energy, and secondly because he was short of words. He scolded the Black Giant Ape and his whole family as beasts.
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Gulu gulu gulu
The temperature in the stove is getting higher and higher, the red soup is boiling and a lot of bubbles are popping up.
Zhang Xiaozu had thought that he would be eaten by the giant black ape, but he never imagined that the giant black ape would treat him with such high standards. He would prepare a large soup with good color and flavor and prepare him to be cooked and eaten.
But being cooked alive is worse than being torn alive. At least the pain of the latter is short-lived.
The furnace wall was smooth, and Zhang Xiaozu couldn't find a place to focus, so he could only keep floating in the soup. The higher and higher temperature made his muscles all over his body begin to twitch, and the steaming water vapor blocked his nostrils, and every breath
One breath is like inhaling two fire dragons, burning along the nose and into the chest.
Zhang Xiaozhu's consciousness began to blur. He closed his eyes sadly, knowing that he was about to be scalded to death, then cooked until he was delicious, and then fished out of the soup by the black giant ape to enjoy.
His hands stopped moving, his feet stopped kicking, and his body gradually sank.
In a daze, his belly twitched, and he suddenly felt very hungry. His hand happened to grab a round object, and he subconsciously put it into his mouth, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the hot soup poured into it.
His mouth hurt so much that he rolled in the soup.
However, the excruciating pain awakened some of his vague consciousness, and he hurriedly moved his hands and feet to float his head out of the soup. The hunger in his belly reminded him of a common saying: It is better to die of hunger than to die of hunger.
Zhang Xiaozu grabbed it casually with both hands. He grabbed something like a rhizome with one hand, and something that was neither soft nor hard with the other hand. It felt like a half-cooked sweet potato. There was no light in the stove, and there was no light at all.
I can't see clearly what I'm grabbing, and I don't care about what I'm grabbing, whether it's delicious or not.
"I would rather die of starvation than starve to death. When I'm full, I'll pee and poop in the soup for you, a black-haired beast, to enjoy slowly." Zhang Xiaozhu yelled viciously, while holding his hands
The contents were randomly stuffed into his mouth and chewed violently.
creak creak
The rhizome-like thing is crisp and sweet in the mouth. What's even more strange is that it has been cooked in hot soup for so long, but it actually feels cool when you eat it. It feels like eating a well water on a hot summer day.
Iced watermelon is so refreshing!
The rhizome was only as long as two palms. Zhang Xiaozu ate it into his stomach in a few mouthfuls. He felt the coolness spreading in his abdominal cavity and felt so comfortable that his nose bubbled with mucus.
crunch
The unexpected surprise made Zhang Xiaozu suddenly full of expectations for what was being cooked in the soup. He hurriedly put something like a sweet potato in his other hand into his mouth. After taking a bite, he was slightly disappointed. The taste was very poor, like something that had been soaked.
It tastes like wood and has been boiled hot, without the surprising coolness.
But Zhang Xiaozhu was not picky about food and swallowed the dates wholeheartedly. He got the food into his stomach in just a few mouthfuls.
He swiped his hand in the hot soup and caught a piece of grass. The grass blades had been boiled and were sticky. Zhang Xiaozu didn't care, just put it into his mouth, chewed it in two random mouths, and swallowed it.
He caught another round thing, which was very big and soft. Zhang Xiaozu grabbed it and inserted five fingers into it. Not being a picky eater, he directly brought it to his mouth, and immediately a refreshing fragrance penetrated his nose.
Slippery, soft and glutinous, it melts in the mouth. Although it is very hot, the refreshing fragrance makes Zhang Xiaozu unable to stop and almost swallows it with his tongue.
Then Zhang Xiaozu fished for several kinds of things, but they were all things that did not resist hunger. Instead of being full, he felt more and more hungry, so he fished hard, even the little white bird.
He ate it all up, skin and fur. In the end, I couldn't get anything out, so I just opened my mouth and took a big gulp of the soup.
GuluGulu
Not to mention, the soup tastes very delicious. It is the best soup Zhang Xiaozhu has ever tasted in his life.
"I asked you to cook me, and I asked you to drink the soup!" Zhang Xiaozhu thought viciously as he drank the soup.
GuluGulu
"When the soup is finished, I will tear myself apart and eat it, and I will leave a belly full of feces and urine for you." Zhang Xiaozhu gritted his teeth and said.
GuluGulu
Guru
Zhang Xiaozhu once again showed his amazing appetite. He drank such a large pot of soup in one mouthful, but his belly was also bulging. When he shook it, there was a banging sound inside, just like a pretending to be.
A water bag filled with water.
belch
Zhang Xiaozhu sat slumped at the bottom of the stove, burping non-stop.
There was no liquid in the alchemy furnace, and the bottom of the furnace was red-hot in a short time. However, Zhang Xiaozu sat on the red-hot bottom of the furnace and his buttocks could not feel the heat.
It's not that Zhang Xiaozhu can't feel the heat, it's that he can't feel the heat outside his body, and the heat inside his body is so hot that he has to suspect that his internal organs, muscles, bones, etc. are burning violently. When his hands touch the hot furnace wall, even
Feel a little cool.
"Are you going to steam one that's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside?" Zhang Xiaozhu said with amusement.
Zhang Xiaozhu felt very uncomfortable, his body was burning like charcoal fire, and the skin on his body became tighter and tighter. It felt like the moisture in his body had been dried out, and his skin began to wrinkle and tighten. Although he couldn't see it, he could imagine what it was like.
Because he often roasts sparrows, the skin of the sparrows will become taut when roasted until they are medium cooked, and the sparrows will be golden and full of color and fragrance.
Click!
The stove lid suddenly opened, and the midday sun shone into the stove, but it was quickly blocked. The head of the black giant ape blocked the mouth of the stove, and it was looking into the stove.
Zhang Xiaozu looked up and found that the furnace mouth had become smaller for some reason, and his field of vision was limited. He could only see half of the black giant ape's face.
He could clearly see the giant black ape's eyes widening with an expression of shock and incomprehension.
"Haha, you black-haired beast, you didn't expect me to be alive, right?" Zhang Xiaozu laughed proudly and gave the black giant ape a provocative look.
"Your soup has turned into my feces and urine. If you want to eat it, I'll give you a dip."
"You black-haired beast, go ahead and eat shit."
Zhang Xiaozhu cursed wantonly and vented his resentment.
The black giant ape stared at Zhang Xiaopou in the alchemy furnace without blinking, circling back and forth around the alchemy furnace, scratching the back of his head with both hands, a confused expression clearly written on his face, but he didn't know why.
Puzzled?
Is it because you don’t understand why Zhang Xiaozu didn’t die?
Still don’t understand where most of the soup in the stove went?
Or maybe both.
state
Suddenly, the black giant ape slapped his hands on the stove wall, lifted the stove, and then twisted his wrist to make the stove mouth face down.
Zhang Xiaopeng in the stove suddenly started to spin, rolling towards the mouth of the stove like a gourd.
Feeling that the black giant ape was trying to throw him out of the stove, Zhang Xiaozhu couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief and sighed: "Damn, I've saved another life!"
But just as he was about to roll out of the furnace mouth, there was a sudden thud and his whole body hit the furnace wall. He did not roll out of the furnace and fall on the grass as he imagined.
Zhang Xiaozu opened his mouth in surprise. He found that when he looked up when the stove lid was opened, he felt that the mouth of the stove had become smaller. This was not an illusion, but that the mouth of the stove had really become smaller. Otherwise, why would his body be stuck in the stove?
Can't get out?
"It can actually become bigger and smaller. It's really a magical alchemy furnace!" Zhang Xiaozu couldn't help but marvel.
Dang dong dong
The black giant ape held the alchemy furnace with both hands and shook it vigorously, trying to get Zhang Xiaozu out of the alchemy furnace, but Zhang Xiaozu's body would get stuck every time it reached the furnace mouth. After one operation, the black giant ape not only failed to get Zhang Xiaozu out of the furnace.
When he got it out of the alchemy furnace, Zhang Xiaopeng was almost knocked to death in the alchemy furnace.
Zhang Xiaopou was like a ball, being tossed around by the black giant ape. His head hit the hard wall of the furnace and made a big bump. His forehead, nose and face were also hit so hard that he couldn't bear to look at them.
The black giant ape's hand was too big to reach into the furnace mouth, but it was smart enough to hold it tightly. It turned the alchemy furnace upside down and let Zhang Xiaozu fall on the furnace mouth, then stretched two fingers in, pinched one of Zhang Xiaozu's arms, and pushed it out without any explanation.
Pull.
Zhang Xiaozu was knocked dizzy in the alchemy furnace. Before he could realize what was going on, the black giant ape pinched one of his arms and dragged him out of the alchemy furnace.
Bo
Zhang Xiaozu's big belly got stuck on the stove mouth, and when he was pulled out, it made a crisp sound, like a cork being pulled out.
The black giant ape did not do anything to Zhang Xiaopou, but threw him to the ground, then made gestures at Zhang Xiaopeng with both hands, and made a roaring sound in his mouth, as if he was very anxious.
Zhang Xiaozu looked at the black giant ape pointing at him with one hand, with the palm of the other hand facing up, bringing the five fingers together and then quickly opening them, repeating this cycle, thinking that the black giant ape was shocked as to why he could eat so much and why his stomach did not burst.
So he patted his bulging belly and said proudly: "That's what I am."
He wanted to say, "I am so good at eating," but he stopped abruptly in the middle of the sentence because he found that his hand could not touch his belly. He hurriedly lowered his head to take a look, and the sight almost frightened his heart.
It came out of the throat.
He saw that his body had suddenly swelled up, and the skin that had been burned red was all bulging high, as if it had been inflated. His arms became thicker than his thighs, his thighs became thicker than his waist, and his belly became thicker than his waist.
It was even more swollen like a big drum, and I couldn't even reach my belly with my fingers.
The skin on the entire body has been swollen to the point of being almost transparent, and it looks like it will explode.
Only then did he realize that the skin he had felt getting tighter and tighter in the alchemy furnace was not because the body was being dried out of moisture, but because the skin was swelling.
I also understood why the furnace mouth became smaller and only half of the face of the Black Giant Ape could be seen. It turned out that it was not that the furnace mouth became smaller and blocked his sight, but that his upper and lower eyelids were swollen and blocked his eyes.
The body expands and becomes larger, so it gets stuck at the mouth of the stove and cannot get out.
At the same time, he also understood what the black giant ape was doing. It was telling him that his body was about to explode.
"What is going on?!" Zhang Xiaozhu was about to cry without tears, and his forehead was filled with question marks.
