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Chapter 3 Geniuses and Idiots

Chapter 3 Genius and Idiot

After swiping, the light flashed, and I appeared in the small village where I created the character yesterday. This time, the experience was different from when I created the character. When I created the character yesterday, I felt like a bystander, but now I am completely immersed in it. The ground under my feet and the air in my ears felt like substance, as if the me in the game were the real me. I was even worried that if I accidentally died in the game, would I not be able to survive?

Lights flashed around me, and countless players came online at the same time.

I stood there at a loss. I had never been exposed to immersive games before. Without the mouse and keyboard, I suddenly didn’t know how to control the character’s walking. I blamed myself for not thinking about this problem when I had time during the day. If I had solved these problems in advance during the day If you figure it out, you won't be in the current predicament.

However, now I realize that it is too late to regret.

In desperation, I ignored the abruptness and grabbed a player who was passing by in a hurry.

"What do you want to do?" The guy looked angry.

"Excuse me, Big Pot, can you tell me how to walk in this game?" I asked bravely.

The guy looked crazy, jumping to his feet and shouting: "What are you talking about, you can't walk? If you can't walk, you'll catch me, if you can't walk, you'll catch me!"

The other party's reaction was a bit unexpectedly intense, but he was indeed reasonable. Friends who have played the game all know that he was delayed by me in this way, and it has no idea how much impact it will have on his early level improvement, so it is reasonable to be angry.

"I'm sorry, I..."

He struggled hard for a while, but still couldn't break free from my clutches. Seeing more and more players running towards the outside of the village waving wooden sticks, he became even more anxious, pointed at my nose and cursed: "You're crazy!" Ah, if you can’t walk, you’ll catch me, if you can’t walk, you’ll catch me!”

The more anxious he became, the harder he could express himself. He kept repeating the phrase "If you can't walk, you'll catch me." But this time I understood. I slapped my thigh and said, "That's right! Why didn't I figure it out just now?" What’s the truth about this?”

Just now, I was in a hurry and came up with the idea of ​​grabbing someone to ask. As a result, this idea was immediately implemented.

The brain directs the body to act almost exactly like reality. "Simulation" means simulating reality. I should have thought of this a long time ago.

"I'm sorry, I really didn't know just now." I apologized sincerely. I searched in my backpack and found a gold coin, so I gave it to him without hesitation and said repeatedly: "I'm sorry for wasting your time. , this gold coin can barely be considered a small compensation, I’m really sorry.”

When the guy saw the gold coins, he was almost moved to tears. He burst into tears and said, "It's so generous and touching!"

I deeply despise it: a mere gold coin can produce such a change, it is really worthless.

After solving the problem of walking, I was in a good mood, carrying a broken wooden stick and striding towards the monster spawning area outside the village.

After such a delay, by the time I reached the entrance of the village, the small woods outside the village had already become a sea of ​​people. Countless players were crowded together one after another. All the players were holding broken wooden sticks and looking fiercely. He stared at the monster spawning spot in front of him. Whenever a new monster spawned out, dozens of wooden sticks would immediately swing down at the same time. If a new player wanted to squeeze in, it would be difficult to even get a foothold, let alone fight the monsters.

I frowned when I saw it, and said to myself: "Damn, there are so many people, and it's really boring to get a haircut."

"Longhu, Longhu! This way, this way, come to me." At this time, someone in the crowd on the left waved to me. Probably because he was shorter and afraid that I wouldn't see him, he jumped up and down while waving.

, looks a little funny.

I took a look at the guy's ID, and it seemed that I had never heard of him. His face looked strange to me, and I couldn't remember where I had seen it before. So I pointed at my nose and asked loudly: "Call me."

ah?"

The Demon in the Sword was a little embarrassed, waved his hands and said: "Cauldron, it's me, you don't remember me, you just returned it..."

I remembered that it was the guy I had just grabbed and wasted a lot of time on. I looked over at him and shook my head in denial: "They're all full."

"There's room for one person even in a squeeze." The Sword Demon said, "These are my friends, don't be afraid."

I knew he meant well, but grabbing monsters with so many people was obviously not what I wanted. I continued to shake my head and said, "Forget it, I want to take a look over there."

"If you can't find a place, come back. We're all friends, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about." He told me enthusiastically.

I walked forward along the edge of the sea of ​​​​people for about a quarter of an hour, and found a group of unnoticed mixed-haired wild dogs in the wilderness next to the grove.

【Hairy Wild Dog】(common monster)

HP: 200

Attack:3-5

Defense: 0

Level:2

Looking at myself again, I have nothing but a rotten wooden stick in my hand, and my attributes are even pitifully low.

id:longhu

Title: Civilian husband

Level:1

Qi and blood: 100

Magic value: 50

Attack:0-1

Defense:0

Reputation: 0

Lucky value: 0

The poor 1 point of attack comes from the broken wooden stick in my hand. It is indeed very difficult to defeat a level 2 monster with such low attributes, but I want to try.

Yesterday, when I faced Ren Jie, a gentle beast, I wanted to give him a stick. Later, when I misunderstood Lin Juran as a criminal suspect, I also wanted to give her a stick. But in the end, neither of those two sticks succeeded, so now I want to

Hit the wild dog in front of you with a stick.

I want to get ahead in the game, I want to make a lot of money, and I want Miss Lin to take the initiative to come to me, so I have to knock out this stick today, and now I happen to have a rotten wooden stick in my hand, so I don’t have any choice.

He hesitated and knocked the unfortunate wild dog on the forehead.

The wooden stick broke through the wind and hit the target decisively, making a dull sound, and a pitiful damage figure floated from the forehead of the wild dog.

"5!"

"Woof woof woof!"

The wild dog was furious and flew towards me.

I ducked sideways out of instinctive reaction, and at the same time, I swung the wooden stick in my hand towards the wild dog's head again.

"Bang!"

The inertial force of the wild dog's struggling attack and the blowing force of my struggling wooden stick superimposed on each other, resulting in a critical hit effect, and a large damage number floated on the wild dog's forehead.

"12!"

"Woo!"

The wild dog's eyes were full of unwillingness and fear. With its intelligence, it probably couldn't figure out why I was not only able to avoid its bite at that moment, but also used my strength to hit it in the head again.

Next, the wooden stick in my hand kept falling on the unlucky wild dog like a storm, and I swung it for almost forty or fifty times in a row. The wild dog finally died with a howl, and it could not touch me until it died.

one time.

I am a novice in playing games, but for a senior migrant worker who has been working on the construction site for five years, I do not lack experience in fighting. In the past, I had to fight to compete with other engineering teams for work. Whenever there was someone on the construction site,

When the gangsters come to cause trouble, you also need to step forward and beat them away. My most glorious record is to defeat ten gangsters with a shovel.

Fighting monsters in immersive games is almost like fighting in reality. Killing a wild dog is a piece of cake for me.

A wild dog gave me 30 experience points. It only takes 300 experience points to upgrade from level 1 to level 2. In other words, I only need to kill 10 wild dogs in a row to level up. It seems that the upgrade of Honor is also easy.

It's very simple.

When the wild dog died, three copper coins were left next to the body. Facing these three copper coins, I wanted to cry without tears.

The conversion relationship in the game is that 100 copper coins are equal to 1 silver coin, and 100 silver coins are equal to 1 gold coin. This conversion relationship will not change easily. 1 gold coin is equivalent to 10,000 copper coins. If a monster is given 3 copper coins, then 10,000 copper coins are 3,333 monsters...

Damn it, I'm so fussy, giving away 10,000 copper coins so casually.

However, giving away money is a waste of money. Although I love money, I will never shamelessly ask for something that has been given away. So I quickly put this matter aside.

As for gold coins, I will definitely earn a lot in the future. The most important thing now is to seize the time to clear monsters, strive to be the first to reach level 10, and become the first player to join the server.

Since ancient times, great goals have been achieved slowly through hard work, bit by bit. Wild dogs, tremble, look at my first dog-beating stick method, "Hit the dog's head with the stick!"

"Huhuhahaha!"

Soon, I brought down the second wild dog.

The miserable howl of the wild dog finally attracted the attention of nearby players.

"Look, that guy is so cheating, he actually singled out a level 2 monster with a rotten wooden stick."

"Hey, it seems like those wild dogs are easy to deal with. Look at how relaxed he is. He's still full of health now."

"In this case, why are we still standing here like idiots fighting for level 1 monsters? Brothers, let's go kill wild dogs."

"Shh, keep your voice down, it's better not to let other players know this secret for the time being."

I was speechless for a while. Silly b, I heard it all. Could it be that the players who were closer than me couldn't hear it?

When I successfully killed the third wild dog, several white lights scattered around me. As expected, those silly boys were all in tragedy.

"Look, let me tell you, he is a super master. Without levels and equipment, level 2 monsters are simply not something that ordinary people can defeat." At the same time as those idiots were killed instantly, someone immediately appeared on the scene to act as a role model.

Played the role of hindsight.

Those idiots just now succeeded in highlighting my extraordinary power at the cost of death. As a result, a group of fujoshi who couldn't defeat monsters immediately rushed towards me with red eyes.

"Master, take care of me!"

"Master, take care of me!"

"Master, take care of me!"



"Wait a minute, what do you know?" I asked.

"People know how to fold quilts."

"People know how to beat their legs."

"I know how to warm the bed."

"People... know everything."

I got goosebumps all over my body, quickly put down the tenth wild dog, and quickly escaped towards the greener grass with a burst of upgraded golden light.

I don't believe you guys have the guts to come after me.


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