Cold sweat breaks out on my forehead. I never thought that Mrs. Liu, who looks elegant and luxurious on the surface, can have such a tough side. The comparison between a new car and a second-hand car is so damn...appropriate.
She told her daughter's past to her blind date when we met. This mother Liu is absolutely the conscience of the industry! I instantly admired this mother Liu with all my heart.
Nowadays, people’s ideas are becoming more and more open. It doesn’t matter if it’s second-hand or not. It doesn’t matter if someone hasn’t clicked on it yet. Of course, people like me, whose past is just a blank piece of paper, still exist.
of.
If the first half of my blind date was an Internet article about diaosi's counterattack, I think it should have started to incorporate some realism elements into it at this time. However, the true nature of yy has not changed. In my opinion, this kind of thing is still inappropriate.
It should happen in real life, because even if a Ferrari is second-hand, it is still a Ferrari, and it is absolutely impossible to sell it for BYD's price.
But now, people have decided to marry their daughter to me without knowing only my identity as a migrant worker, and they will also marry me a house. This is not a question of the price of a new BYD Ferrari for a second-hand Ferrari, but a direct discount of a second-hand Ferrari into a scrapped car.
Now that I'm selling, the problem here is serious.
"Haha, Auntie is really good at joking." After I said this, I ate without talking. I had already decided in my heart that I wanted to see what kind of medicine this mother and daughter were selling.
Seeing that I had no other reaction, Mrs. Liu stopped making any sound, while Liu Liya kept looking at me shyly from beginning to end.
After a few minutes, Liu Liya finally couldn't bear the loneliness and broke the silence first.
"Chen Hui." She suddenly called me.
"Ah?" I shouted a mouthful of food and responded inarticulately.
"I heard from Uncle Chen that you like children very much, right?"
I swallowed my food and replied: "My uncle is not lying about this. I have been very fond of children since I was a child, especially those pink children who are under one year old and cannot speak. When I see them, I always like them."
I can’t help but want to go up there and have a little fun.”
"So from now on, you should also like the little one in my belly." She said, looking down at her belly that had not yet begun to appear, and gently rubbing it with her right hand, her pretty face shining with the brilliance of motherhood.
My face suddenly changed and I was speechless.
Damn, this is the rhythm of being a father!
Liu Liya saw the change in my face and frowned, "Why, you don't like it?"
"I can't say whether I like it or not. I haven't considered doing this kind of thing at all."
"Then you can think about it now." Mother Liu took the opportunity to enlighten her gently: "Look at how many couples outside have been looking forward to a child for many years, and they have gone to the hospital countless times, but in the end they still couldn't get pregnant. But you just need to
You can have children as soon as you get married, and you can get a house for free without any effort on your own. What a great thing."
I:"……"
Mother Liu poured me a glass of red wine herself and said earnestly: "The lives of young people today are so stressful and housing prices are so high. Without support from their families, many young couples cannot even come up with a down payment. Even if they can barely come up with a down payment,
You have to grit your teeth and pay off the mortgage every month for twenty or even thirty years, and all the fun of life is gone. Xiao Chen, you are a smart kid, you must think about these things carefully."
I pushed the wine glass out and said, "Thank you, Auntie, for your concern, but I still think it's better for me to contribute to things like giving birth."
"You can definitely contribute on your own. We have never said you can't do this, right? After you get married, you can definitely have a second or third child, and you parents don't have to worry about fines for having more children and household registration issues.
Don’t worry, grandpa and grandma can help solve it.”
"Moreover, when you get married and get a house in the future, you can definitely bring your parents over and enjoy family happiness together as a family."
Liu Liya looked at me expectantly, looking forward to my final answer.
I stood up and said, "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can only accept your kindness. My parents are relatively traditional in their thinking. My son doesn't have to work hard to get a grandson for free. I don't think they will be happy."
After saying that, I got up and opened the box door and went out.
"Oh, Xiao Chen, you..."
Seeing that I had no intention of looking back, Mother Liu immediately took out her mobile phone and made a call. I vaguely heard that she was talking to my so-called third uncle on the phone.
When I walked out of the hotel, I saw my third uncle and my third aunt rushing over. I wanted to pretend I didn't see them but it was already too late. My third uncle stopped me and said, "Xiaohui, why are you leaving now?"
"Oh." I didn't want to pay too much attention to them. In order to show off in front of my boss, I actually thought of introducing my nephew to others as a father. Have you ever seen such an uncle?
"It's very good, why didn't you take a fancy to it?" Third Uncle said to me with a shy face.
I turned my face away in disgust, "If you feel good about it, why don't you go?"
The third uncle laughed and scolded: "You brat, what are you talking about? I even have a child."
At this time, I heard the third aunt say angrily from the side: "It's already like this and you still don't like me. Why are you pretending to be noble? You can never buy a house and settle down in Guangzhou on your own."
"What are you talking about?" the third uncle yelled at the third aunt.
I have seen through these so-called three uncles and three aunts. I faced that annoying woman and said word for word: "You should leave such a good opportunity to your brother. As for me, I won't bother you. I am here today."
I swear, if I, Chen Hui, don’t buy a duplex with an area of more than 180 square meters in Guangzhou within one year, my surname will not be named ‘Chen’.”
After saying that, without looking at their expressions, he reached out to stop a taxi, got in and left.
After getting in the car, I was so angry that I took out my mobile phone and blacklisted that number.
As a result, before I even got back to my apartment, my home phone number came through. I thought it was the two annoying people who were reporting me to my family, so I frowned and pressed the answer button.
I just heard my mother ask mysteriously on the other end of the phone: "Xiaohui, have you finished the meeting? How was the result? Mom didn't disturb you, right?"
I pretended to be cool and said: "It's over early in the morning. Of course, the little girl doesn't like your son. It's too unreliable to say that the third uncle and the third aunt are unreliable. Introduce me to a local girl in Guangzhou. It's still open at home."
From the company, how could you like him?"
I didn't want the relationship between those two people to affect the relationship between my family and the second master's family, so I didn't tell them the truth.
My mother smiled and said, "Well, then we can't afford it. We can just find an honest little girl who also works outside. But your third aunt is doing it for your own good."
I bit the bullet and said, "I know that your son is so ignorant?"
"That's true. I know my son best. Since you were a child, you have been thinking about who is really good to you."
After chatting with my mother for a while, and promising her that I would seize the time to find a girlfriend to discuss marriage, I almost didn't even have to issue a military order on the spot, and finally made my mother happy.
Returning to the community where we were temporarily staying, I directly gave 50 yuan to my brother and said generously, "No need to look for it!" Just kidding, after a year we will also be successful people who own a large duplex suite in the city, so we should be more generous with our money.
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When I opened the door, I was almost forced out by the overwhelming smell of alcohol. I saw Lin Juran lying on his back on the floor, burping wine and smiling silly at me regardless of his appearance. He was holding half a bottle of that kind of square wine bottle in his hand.
High-end wine, and an empty bottle was already missing at the foot of the coffee table.
I frowned and walked over to pick her up and walk towards the room.
"Hehe, you're back?" Lin Jeran sprayed me with the smell of alcohol.
I couldn't help complaining: "In broad daylight, instead of talking about practicing hard, I drank so much that I got drunk like this."
"I was upset. I wanted to talk to you, but you actually ran out without saying hello. What else could I do if I didn't drink?"
"Then you can't drink yourself like this." I said, gently kicked open the door, carried her in, and put her on the bed. I helped her take off her high heels and covered her with a sheet carefully.
Just as I was about to turn around and go out, Lin Jingran suddenly sat up from the bed and vomited all over me. There was a lot of smelly vomit even on the floor of the room.
I had no choice but to go out and change my clothes, then find a mop to help her clean the room.
Lin Jingran hugged the sheets and watched me working quietly. When I finished my work, he suddenly said to me: "Idiot, I just drank a lot of wine, and now I feel very uncomfortable in my stomach."
I sighed helplessly, "I'll see if there's any honey, I'll make you a cup of honey water, and I'll make you some porridge later."
"You're so kind!" Lin Jingran said to me quietly.
I knew that she was a little delirious due to the alcohol, so I didn't take it seriously. After searching, there was no honey or even sugar, so I used a rice cooker to cook the porridge first, and then went downstairs to buy whatever I wanted in the supermarket below.
I bought a bottle of honey mixed with syrup and came back to make honey water for her.
Lin Jingran felt much better immediately after drinking the honey water, at least he wouldn't suddenly vomit all over me again.
Soon, the porridge was ready. I filled a bowl and brought it to her bedside.
"Feed me." Lin Jingran said coquettishly.
I just came back with a lot of resentment from outside, and now I have to take care of the eldest lady. Who did I offend? But facing a drunkard, I really couldn't bear to be the same as her, so I scooped out a spoonful of porridge and put it away.
Blow it to her mouth to cool it down and then carefully bring it to her mouth.
Lin Ziran opened his mouth to eat the porridge, but suddenly he threw himself into my arms and hugged me, crying: "Idiot, they all left me and betrayed me. Blue Windbreaker and the others suddenly joined the War Emperor Palace today, and now no one is willing to help.
I’m done, woo woo woo.”
Two tender balls of flesh were pressed against my chest, my heartbeat immediately reached 300, and the bowl of hot porridge in my hand almost fell over on the bed.
"Don't worry, you still have me, don't you?" I tried to calm down, put the porridge bowl on the bedside table, and gently patted Lin Jingran's back to comfort me.
Lin Jingran suddenly held my face and looked at me closely, with less than a centimeter between the tips of his noses. "Idiot, I know you like me, so no matter what happens, you
They will definitely help me, right?"
It was so tempting that I immediately forced myself to close my eyes and barely controlled the urge to commit a crime.
"I, I, I... I will definitely... help you." I stammered in reply.
A pair of warm red lips were printed on my lips...
