"Dongfang, just give him a few simple prescriptions, don't let him chatter here! Annoying!" Lao Li urged impatiently.
Dongfang Changqing looked at Lao Li, snorted and said, "You two are acting together, right?"
"What a waste of acting! This kid is so annoying." Old Li Tou looked at Zhang Tiegen with an "irritated" look and said.
Dongfang Changqing knew Lao Li Tou very well. He knew that Lao Li had an eccentric personality, but he was also partial and always favored Zhang Tiegen.
Therefore, Dongfang Changqing felt very happy. This old Li Tou was definitely helping Zhang Tiegen, but he was indeed a little impatient.
Dongfang Changqing took out a gold Parker pen and really started writing the prescription.
When Zhang Tiegen saw this Parker pen, your mother's, a limited edition gold pen, he thought to himself: Damn! This old man was crying in front of me just now! This gold pen costs at least tens of thousands of dollars!
"Senior Dongfang, what kind of disease are these prescriptions for?" Zhang Tiegen asked Dongfang Changqing after getting the prescriptions.
"Your master told me to give you some simple prescriptions, which are some prescriptions for treating fever, cold, headache, and brain fever." Dongfang Changqing said with some pride, as if he thought he was very smart for using such a little trick.
Zhang Tiegen and Lao Li Tou are the master-disciple pair.
As people get older, they become almost as childish as a child.
Zhang Tiegen twitched the corner of his mouth and said: "Senior Dongfang, you are really a real person..."
"Of course!" Dongfang Changqing said with a smile, stroking his white beard.
"Uh... Senior Dongfang, the prescriptions you gave me should be useful, but the three 9's are still very powerful in terms of cold medicines, because they are all expired from big Western pharmaceutical companies.
The patented formula doesn’t even require research and development, so I’m afraid I won’t be able to beat them. Can you give me some more advanced and creative prescriptions?” Zhang Tiegen asked with a shy face.
Dongfang Changqing was stunned when he heard this. That's right. This guy Tiegen usually looks like he's just doing nothing, but he's quite knowledgeable about some things!
No wonder Lao Li always yells and scolds him, but actually he really likes him in his heart!
"Tell me, what kind of prescription is high-end and creative?" Dongfang Changqing asked with a smile.
"Actually, there is nothing extraordinary about being tall! Today's era is an era where faces are important. If you have a handsome or beautiful face, you will be considered tall wherever you go!" Zhang Tiegen said.
Dongfang Changqing said angrily: "Then why don't you go to South Korea and open a few plastic surgery clinics?"
"Uh... we don't bother to do the kind of physiological structure-changing things in Bangzi Country." Zhang Tiegen smiled, "I'm talking about beauty prescriptions. Think about it, how troublesome it is to develop a new drug.
Human experiments will take several years. If you want to pass the review from above, you need to spend a lot of money on those experts who want to make big changes! The investment is too big! I think results are achieved faster in the beauty field, which is basically unmanaged.
industry."
"Oh, I can't tell that you have a certain understanding of the national conditions!" Dongfang Changqing joked.
"Isn't that right? In order to protect their own lives, which Chinese people don't have their own three-point ax? The people are pretending to be stupid, and they are all bright in their hearts! We know a lot!" Zhang Tiegen said with a smile, "
Can you give me some prescriptions for this?"
Dongfang Changqing shook his head and smiled bitterly, but then he began to nod again. He wrote down a simple prescription and handed it to Zhang Tiegen and said: "This is for beauty. You can figure it out yourself."
"Great! Thank you, Senior Dongfang." Zhang Tiegen said with a smile. After receiving the benefit, his attitude seemed to be friendly, "By the way, Senior, do you have any prescriptions for weight loss or breast enlargement? These two aspects are the most popular now.
Popularity is the most profitable!"
Dongfang Changqing said depressedly: "Are you done yet?"
"No, senior, they are all traditional things anyway. You can bring more and I will do business innovation here. Isn't this also good for traditional Chinese medicine? Business is the driving force of modern society!" Zhang Tiegen said earnestly.
persuaded.
At the same time, Zhang Tiegen sighed in his heart: These people in the system are all pampering themselves all day long and do not care about the fireworks of the world. They just have dinner every day, and their brains are going crazy.
"Come on, write to him quickly. He talks nonsense like this, which is most annoying." Lao Li still said to his apprentice.
Dongfang Changqing wrote another prescription and said: "Okay, that's it! A secret recipe from the palace during the Tang Dynasty will definitely make women suffer from heavy chest and back pain every day!"
Zhang Tiegen's heart trembled when he heard this, your mother's, do you think the effect is so obvious? Later, I must try it on my Liu Qingchun Lolita first to see the effect. That little Lolita's body has never developed for the second time! Typical scale
A relatively young type who feels inferior in front of Liu Ruyan and others.
"If you have one from the women's side, let's get one from the men's side as well." Zhang Tiegen continued to say shamelessly.
"Why do men want to enlarge their breasts?" Dongfang Changqing asked in surprise. Could it be that today's social atmosphere has become such that men's bodies are in line with women's?
No way!
This kind of thing seriously challenges Dongfang Changqing's three views.
"That's definitely not the case! You should know about Viagra, right? In today's world, men are under too much pressure to live. According to surveys, many Chinese men do not have sex with their wives once a month on average! Obviously, many men are
The pressure of life is so overwhelming that I can no longer bear it. Do you understand what I mean?" Zhang Tiegen said with a smile.
Dongfang Changqing was completely speechless and said: "I think this is good, and it contributes to family planning!"
Zhang Tiegen curled his lips, I seriously despise this policy! It has long been completely reduced to the legal basis for the relevant departments to fine and divide the spoils...
"Do you want to give it to me?" Zhang Tiegen urged, "This is my last request."
Dongfang Changqing was very helpless and had no choice but to write another prescription for Zhang Tiegen to aphrodisiac and lengthen the penis of a man.
After receiving this prescription, Zhang Tiegen was very excited!
Although the size of his penis is already very huge and exceeds the average, in the eyes of a man, the bigger it is, the more proud it is.
You can give this prescription a try! It will definitely beat Viagra in the future, and you will make a lot of money!
Zhang Tiegen chuckled and said: "Senior Dongfang, on behalf of all mankind, I thank you for your contribution today! Your achievements today will definitely be comparable to the artemisinin developed by Tu Youyou in the future!"
