Seeing that Wei Ming was finally persuaded by him and agreed to get on the bus with the female soldier first and then pay for the ticket, Zhang Tiegen, a veteran criminal who often did this kind of thing, felt very depressed in his heart!
Zhang Tiegen came close to Wei Ming's ear, lowered his voice, and said with a lewd smile: "Brother-in-law, you only need to remember a few things like this."
"Remember what?" Wei Ming asked curiously.
"It's very simple. When you two get on the bed, you don't need to take any necessary protective measures. You can just fight hand-to-hand! It will definitely feel better!" Zhang Tiegen chuckled obscenely.
Wei Ming was speechless, looked at Zhang Tiegen with contempt, and whispered: "Damn it! Women nowadays are all very smart. When doing things like that, wouldn't they think of asking me to wear a condom? Aren't you talking nonsense?
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"Uh..." Speaking of this matter, Zhang Tiegen felt a little depressed for a moment.
Recalling the past events between him and Liu Ruyan, it was true that he often encountered this kind of problem.
Zhang Tiegen is actually a conscientious man. When doing things in bed with other women, he will take the initiative to do it.
However, Zhang Tiegen has always wanted to have a child with Liu Ruyan and the third sister. The third sister also wants to give birth to him, but she is not here at the moment and there was no movement in her stomach before.
But Liu Ruyan is no better than ordinary people: she is a strong woman who values her career more than anything else. Naturally, she does not want to suddenly get pregnant at a time when her career is the most important thing.
Therefore, when Liu Ruyan and Zhang Tiegen are together, doesn't Zhang Tiegen have to be the one to take the bait?
Zhang Tiegen had no choice but to do things secretly, often deliberately not using condoms, or simply breaking the condoms during exercise because of his excessive fighting prowess.
After going back and forth like this, thanks to Zhang Tiegen's tireless hard work, Liu Ruyan finally became pregnant.
You said Zhang Tiegen wants to be a father. Is it easy for him?
Recalling the arduous journey of fighting in the past, Zhang Tiegen has personal experience of Wei Ming's current problems.
Zhang Tiegen patted Wei Ming's shoulder with great sympathy and sighed: "Brother-in-law, do you think it is very easy to be a father in today's world? It is very rare! As a soldier, you must at least have the ability to do a good and lasting job
Preparation for battle! Of course, the process must be very refreshing. You are a soldier, you must study hard, all kinds of tactics to compete with women! She wants you to fall into a trap, can you just obey obediently?
Her?"
"This... I don't think it's very authentic!" Wei Ming said.
"Holy shit! You're not too young now! You're almost going to be a third-year student. If you don't hurry up and hurry up, you'll be like the author of this book, Patriarch Yaoyang, and you'll probably be single for the rest of your life!" Zhang Tiegen deliberately complained.
The author, Comrade Yaoyang Patriarch, said: This is the huge difference between an author who is a hard worker at coding and is scolded by readers every day, and a rich man like him who is a winner in life!
"So, why do you care about being authentic or not at this time?" Zhang Tiegen continued to tease his brother-in-law Wei Mingdao, "Besides, how do you know that the female soldier is not a piece of firewood? Now I am very much looking forward to your move.
Lie fire, hurry up and follow her to the bed to burn it thoroughly and then burn it again? We are actually men and women who eat and drink. You eat me, I eat yours, and everyone is very well-fed and satisfied!"
Wei Ming's eyes lit up, but he still didn't want to take off the mask of a soldier. He curled his lips and said, "Your mother, you just say what you say. Why do you use such a vulgar metaphor?"
"I'll go! I can explain the love between men and women, which even philosophers and ethicists have been discussing for thousands of years, but they are still basically discussing it. It's not something that just comes from a bird. I use such a simple and straightforward way.
I can’t speak clearly to a man with your IQ, why the hell do you still think I’m vulgar?” Zhang Tiegen shrugged and said helplessly, “Brother-in-law, why don’t you keep seeking death like this and pretending to be a gentleman like this?
?It’s so hypocritical!”
"Fart! I am a very pure person. The relationship between me and her is also very pure!" Wei Ming said angrily, "She is a holy goddess in my mind!"
When Wei Ming said the last sentence, his expression was full of longing, just like a believer worshiping Muhammad in Mecca.
When Zhang Tiegen saw Wei Ming like this, he somewhat believed that he was not lying.
Then, Zhang Tiegen's heart moved, and a look of surprise appeared on his face: So, Wei Ming and the female soldier still have a very pure relationship? So, they haven't even slept together now?
Well, this kind of thing is completely beyond the imagination of Zhang Tiegen.
For such a wretched man like Zhang Tiegen, if a beautiful woman falls in love with him, it will basically only take ten and a half days for him to get her into bed and have a good time together.
Therefore, this guy couldn't get used to the pure love between Wei Ming and the female soldier for a while.
This is the huge gap between beastly men and innocent men!
Zhang Tiegen turned his head and looked at his brother-in-law Wei Ming with a rather surprised and confused look.
Based on Zhang Tiegen's understanding of Wei Ming, Wei Ming, as a child of a powerful family, has always had a deep sense of superiority about his identity and status.
Therefore, Wei Ming has always maintained a sense of arrogance in front of others. Especially at the beginning, when Wei Ming met Zhang Tiegen, Zhang Tiegen could clearly feel it.
However, later on, Zhang Tiegen came into contact with Wei Ming more often, and since Zhang Tiegen was rich and powerful, Wei Ming's attitude towards him became much more equal.
Therefore, Zhang Tiegen has always subconsciously believed that Wei Ming must be a man behind the scenes who plays with countless beauties but never touches his body.
But judging from what happened now, this Wei Ming is not necessarily that kind of person.
Of course, Wei Ming regarded the female soldier as his goddess, which made Zhang Tiegen very funny.
The so-called goddess, Zhang Tiegen, is it rare?
Not to mention Zhang Tiegen's Tiandao Entertainment, I don't know how many goddesses have been signed up now, and what is the true moral character of each of them, he is too lazy to comment.
Let's just say that among Zhang Tiegen's women, the most goddess-like one must be the one with the most beautiful flowers.
Hua Yunong is the perfect goddess in the minds of countless young boys and girls. She has received countless support from them, making her very popular.
However, Zhang Tiegen definitely understands Hua Yunong: the real Hua Yunong is actually a woman of flesh and blood, a passionate man and woman who eats and drinks.
She went to bed with Zhang Tiegen. Look at her. She really dares to show off any skills now. Playing with Zhang Tiegen was so wonderful. It really made Zhang Tiegen fall in love with her.
Of course, it is impossible for outsiders to know such a very private matter, because the goddess is actually promoted by her image!
Therefore, if you ask Zhang Tiegen at this time whether he likes the goddess side of Hua Yunong or the ordinary person side of Hua Yunong, Zhang Tiegen will definitely answer that he likes the latter.
Who would really love a cold goddess?
Of course, if you like it hot, the better!
Zhang Tiegen couldn't help but patted Wei Ming on the shoulder and said with a wry smile: "Brother-in-law, you are too innocent and don't understand women too well!"