After Zhang Tiegen finished taking a shower as quickly as possible, he walked out of the room with Xie Sha and called everyone to go to the restaurant to eat together.
But after going downstairs and asking the hotel owner, Zhang Tiegen and others were stunned. Your mother, this small hotel not only has no restaurant, but also does not provide food for the tourists at all...
Then, the hotel owner enthusiastically told Zhang Tiegen and others that if they wanted to eat, they could go to the street of the town. There was a Chinese restaurant there, and the food was actually quite delicious.
Zhang Tiegen and others felt a lot better after hearing this. We Chinese people are indeed brave and hard-working. We can basically find someone to open a Chinese restaurant in any remote place in the world.
It's rare to be able to eat Chinese food after a long absence in a shabby place like the United Arab Emirates. Zhang Tiegen asked two of Prince Maktou's followers to go to a Chinese restaurant to buy takeout and eat back. There were too many people here, and it would be too much to go out together.
Conspicuous. What they need most now is to be low-key and low-key.
After buying the takeout, everyone looked at the food and basically had a look of disappointment on their faces. These so-called Chinese foods were all very average, the color was ugly, and the portions were very average.
There aren’t many, nor are they very authentic…
However, it is better to have something to eat now than to go hungry without having to eat.
So, everyone started to eat, and the taste was just so-so. Even with such food, everyone here said it was delicious.
Hey, is this because Chinese people eat too much good food and are too clever with their mouths, or is it because foreigners have so little good food that they even think this kind of crap is a delicacy in the world?
It can be seen that the Chinese people are arrogant about their own food, which is very reasonable. The food of Shenma Bangzi Country is not only pickled vegetables, but also pickled vegetables. Put an egg in the instant noodles and it is a delicacy in the world. I'm so stupid.
It’s a shame to say it’s delicious food…
Well, Zhang Tiegen now seriously despises these things that only worship foreign things. Now he can only continue to eat fried rice, at least it is much more delicious than instant noodles.
After everyone finished breakfast, they dispersed and quickly went back to their rooms to sleep.
Zhang Tiegen and Xie Sha entered the room. They looked at the only bed in the room. Then they looked at each other, brushed their hands, and rushed to the bed together, using their hands.
Pressed on the edge of the bed.
The two looked at each other, and Zhang Tiegen asked Xie Sha, "Xie Sha, what do you want to do?"
"What do you want to do again?" Xie Sha also asked.
"I'm going to bed." Zhang Tiegen replied Xisha.
"I want to sleep too." Xie Sha also replied.
"This is my bed." Zhang Tiegen said.
"This is my bed. If you want to sleep, go somewhere else." Xie Sha also said.
"You go sleep somewhere else. I only sleep with women. I'm not used to sleeping with men." Zhang Tiegen said loudly.
"Fuck! I can only sleep with women! Zhang Tiegen, this bed is mine. You'd better make it on the floor. Anyway, the weather will get very hot later, and the floor will be much cooler than the bed. I'm doing it for your own good.
"Xie Sha also said loudly, and his eloquence skills actually improved greatly.
"I decided to give you the cool thing on the floor. I have always been the most public-spirited person and like to think about others the most. I, Kong Rong, will give it to you, so you can enjoy it." Zhang Tiegen said.
"I also like to think about others the most. You can enjoy the coolness of the floor." Xie Sha said without giving in.
"Xie Sha! You are my bodyguard, I order you to sleep on the floor." Zhang Tiegen said.
"Zhang Tiegen, I never took your money! Be careful, I will kill you!" Xie Sha continued to reply without giving up.
"You want to fight?" Zhang Tiegen said.
"I'm afraid of you! You can't beat me at all!" Xie Sha curled his lips and said sternly, hooking his hands towards Zhang Tiegen, "Come on! At most, I will take another shower after I sweat.
"
"Hehehehehe..." Zhang Tiegen not only did not make a move, but suddenly smiled cheekily and said to Xie Sha, "Xie Sha, you said that we have such a good relationship, it can be said that we drank together and killed together.
People, we have played with women together, this is the most ironclad revolutionary feeling. You said, it seems too inappropriate for us to fight over the same bed now!"
Xie Sha showed a rare smile and said, "Yes, revolutionary comrades, how could I let you be wronged?" Zhang Tiegen was moved when he heard this. This Xie Sha was really too innocent!
but……
"So, I have decided that you should sleep on two floors." Xie Sha continued.
"Fuck!" Zhang Tiegen cursed depressedly, "Do you have any brotherhood at all? Are you embarrassed to be a human being?"
"The same question, Zhang Tiegen, please ask yourself." Xie Sha retorted with great appeal.
"Uh..." Zhang Tiegen couldn't help but blush, and asked depressedly, "Then what do you want to do? Do you really want to fight first?"
After Xie Sha thought for a while, he said, "What suggestions do you have?"
Zhang Tiegen immediately started thinking and said very seriously: "Xie Sha, let's have a try!"
"Are you really sure? You have to know that I will never let you go today, and I will not be soft when the time comes. You are just waiting to be beaten," Xie Sha said.
"Fuck, don't be so violent, okay? Can violence really solve the problem? I seriously doubt that there is something wrong with your world view, outlook on life and values!" Zhang Tiegen curled his lips and said with contempt.
Hearing this, Xie Sha rolled his eyes and replied very forcefully: "I am a killer, I am not a good person!"
Okay, now it's Zhang Tiegen's turn to roll his eyes, damn Xisha, why did his eloquence suddenly explode today?!
"Tell me, how do you want to compete?" Xie Sha then asked.
"Let's do rock-paper-scissors. This is the fairest." Zhang Tiegen said very seriously.
Xie Sha rolled his eyes again, this damn Zhang Tiegen is really so childish, he is really hopeless.
He seriously despised Zhang Tiegen's evil killing. He immediately curled his lips and said to Zhang Tiegen disdainfully: "Win two out of three games!"
It doesn't seem to be much more mature than Zhang Tiegen's proposal, right? Men are still so childish no matter how old they are.
"Agree!" Zhang Tiegen said.
Then, the sound of rock-paper-scissors was heard in the room.