As soon as Liu Ruyan saw Zhang Tiegen's snacks, her eyes immediately lit up, a delighted smile appeared on her face, and she said, "Where did you buy so many snacks?"
"I bought it specially for you from the city." Zhang Tiegen smiled and sat next to Liu Ruyan, opened it, took a ball and put it into Liu Ruyan's mouth.
"Well, it's so delicious!" Liu Ruyan smiled happily.
Then, she suddenly wrinkled her nose, then leaned over Zhang Tiegen and started to smell it. She frowned and said, "Why does your body have a strange smell?"
"Is there any?" Zhang Tiegen quickly smelled it himself, "No."
"Yes, it smells like a woman's perfume." Liu Ruyan looked at Zhang Tiegen suspiciously, "Tell me the truth, did you mess around with a woman today?"
Zhang Tiegen's heart trembled, and he suddenly broke into a cold sweat.
She said in her heart: Damn it, does Liu Ruyan have a dog nose? She can actually smell things that I, the king of international killers, can't smell! She is dead now, what should I do, what should I do?
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"Uh... Wife, are you kidding me on purpose?" Zhang Tiegen quickly laughed and said, "Don't scare me, your husband and I have always been very timid. If you smell it again, besides the smell of sweat, I
I really like it if it smells a little better."
With that said, Zhang Tiegen, who is not afraid of boiling water scalding the floor, leaned towards Liu Ruyan's nose, as if you can smell it again, I'm not afraid of you.
"I hate you! I'm eating! Don't come over here..." Liu Ruyan was a bit of a germaphobe. At this time, she quickly frowned and reached out to pat Zhang Tiegen to prevent him from getting close to her.
"Hey, I knew you were kidding me!" Zhang Tiegen breathed a sigh of relief, finally escaping from danger today, and kissed Liu Ruyan's fair and tender cheeks.
He said in his heart: This woman should not be underestimated, she seems to have special powers. Next time I eat secretly, I must be more careful!
Then, Zhang Tiegen did not dare to sit next to Liu Ruyan and asked her to continue eating snacks. He immediately ran back to the room to get a change of clothes, rushed to the bathroom to take a shower, squeezed out a lot of lotion and wiped it on himself.
Soon, Zhang Tiegen was no longer Zhang Tiegen, he had become a bubble man...
A strict wife is a strict wife. What Liu Ruyan said just now scared him!
I seriously despise Zhang Tiegen, a wretched man who has no courage and dares to eat outside!
Then, Zhang Tiegen put all the clothes in the house into the washing machine and began to destroy the evidence.
This man who had been a killer was really meticulous in his actions, but it was a pity that he only used his talents to steal women. He was really overqualified!
Zhang Tiegen grabbed the washing powder, poured half of the bag into it without hesitation, closed the lid, pressed the button on the washing machine, and heard the sound of water filling coming from the washing machine.
After a while, the drum of the washing machine began to roll, creating a pile of foam and white flowers, and no trace of clothing could be seen anymore.
Zhang Tiegen was finally relieved.
But what Zhang Tiegen never expected was that for some reason, the sound of the washing machine became louder and louder, changing from a buzzing sound to a humming sound.
Zhang Tiegen frowned and thought to himself: Isn't this brand of home appliances known as the world's number one home appliance brand with high quality? Why did it suddenly break? This is deliberately trying to keep up with me!
So, Zhang Tiegen immediately went over and kicked it.
Suddenly, something came out of the edge of the lid of the washing machine, and it was still white.
"What's going on here? The water is leaking like this?" Zhang Tiegen asked curiously as he leaned over to take a look.
More and more water came out of the lid, along with small bubbles, which made Zhang Tiegen more and more surprised.
At this moment, suddenly, there was a popping sound, which startled Zhang Tiegen, and he exclaimed: "Holy shit, the washing machine exploded?!"
In fact, an explosion is impossible.
However, Zhang Tiegen actually poured half a pack of washing powder into the washing machine just now. Comrades, that is only half a pack. Do you know what terrible consequences it will cause?
Look, the lid of the washing machine has been exploded by the bubbles that keep coming out.
Then... a good washing machine suddenly transformed into a bubble making machine like Ultraman, and countless bubbles flew out...
As a result, not only did Zhang Tiegen's body suffer quickly, but the floor and walls were also covered with soap bubbles!
Zhang Tiegen was immediately shocked, really!
He is a man, I really don’t know what to do now, is there anything?
So, someone who wasn't paying attention slipped, and with a snap, Zhang Tiegen, the international king of killers, fell to his feet. Is it true?
The situation became more and more tragic. The bubbles continued to pop out, almost burying Zhang Tiegen's people. Is that possible?
So, Zhang Tiegen quickly turned around and ran away, crashing through the bathroom door. Is that true?
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Zhang Tiegen finally breathed a sigh of relief. He had almost been suffocated to death by bubbles just now. Then he would become the first idiot in history to be suffocated to death by bubbles in the bathroom...
However, the bathroom door was broken open by Zhang Tiegen, and the bubbles in the bathroom poured unceremoniously into the hallway.
"Damn it!" Zhang Tiegen turned around quickly, grabbing and patting the bubbles with both hands, trying to sweep the bubbles back into the bathroom.
However, although the intention is good, the result is even more tragic, as more and more bubbles emerge.
"Daughter-in-law, come and help! Paopao is starting to rebel!" Zhang Tiegen shouted loudly.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Liu Ruyan ran over quickly and was dumbfounded.
Then she couldn't help but giggle.
It turned out that Zhang Tiegen was covered in bubbles now, and he didn't know what happened. Liu Ruyan's changed underwear and hood were all hanging on his head, and he didn't even know.
"Are you still laughing? Come here and help!" Zhang Tiegen said anxiously.
"Honey, what are you doing?" Liu Ruyan walked over with a smile, reached out and took off the clothes from Zhang Tiegen's head, waved them in front of Zhang Tiegen's eyes, and said.
Zhang Tiegen suddenly became depressed. He suddenly became the perverted uncle of Fusang Kingdom wearing women's underwear...
"Didn't I just want to help you wash your clothes? It ended up like this!" Zhang Tiegen said depressedly.
"You must have put a packet of washing powder into the washing machine!" Liu Ruyan gave Zhang Tiegen a white look and said.
"No way!" Zhang Tiegen said weakly, "I just put half a bag..."
Liu Ruyan naturally gave him another look and turned off the switch. The room immediately became dark, but the washing machine finally stopped spinning.
Zhang Tiegen breathed a sigh of relief.
No, Liu Ruyan's sweet voice came from the darkness: "You have to clean the bathroom, I won't help you, husband..."
Zhang Tiegen collapsed immediately and was about to cry but had no tears!
