Scissorhands asked Zhang Tiegen loudly: "Instructor, what do you want to do?"
Zhang Tiegen waved his hands and said: "Don't call me an instructor or an instructor. Now that I think about it, when I was in the capital, apart from taking you to eat, drink, have fun and fight, I didn't teach you at all.
Damn it. From now on, just like everyone else, just call me Brother Dagen. This will make me look particularly easy-going!"
Faced with Zhang Tiegen's virtue of selling melons and boasting about himself, everyone felt speechless in their hearts: This Brother Da Gen really wants to become more and more narcissistic, and this disease is almost hopeless.
However, Scissorhands and Li Dan still had to groan and say: "Oh, that's great, Brother Dagen, then I'll call you that from now on." They were not polite to Zhang Tiegen, they really took it seriously.
Soldiers are all real people!
"Very good!" After nodding, Zhang Tiegen said loudly to Scissorhands and Li Dan: "Both of you say that your troops are awesome, but that's just lip service. Man, I
I despise the most people who live by just one mouth. Of course, I don’t despise the people who run around in this world.
What the business comrades mean, without them running around every day doing all kinds of business, the commercial activities and GDP of this world would not be able to operate at all. Although sometimes, the profession of salesman
People like me are always disliked by others, and they are also considered to be extremely thick-skinned."
When Li Dan heard this, he couldn't help but curiously asked: "Brother Da Gen, our article is limited in length, why did you suddenly say so many things about the salesmen? Do they have anything to do with us?"
"Uh..." Zhang Tiegen suddenly blushed and quickly pushed it to the author, Patriarch Yaoyang, "This has nothing to do with me. It's all what Patriarch Yaoyang asked me to say. His mind is linear and he often codes.
He kept on typing every word until he went off topic. His life is the kind of one that is too lonely."
"Oh." Li Dan nodded and said, "The author, Patriarch Yaoyang, seems to be continuing to digress now?"
"Uh..." Zhang Tiegen blushed again, and quickly returned to the topic and said, "Here comes the topic! Uh... I mean, men can't move but talk! You are all such strong and good men.
, if you only quarrel in front of me, what the hell is the difference between you and those American gays?"
When Scissorhand heard this, his eyes immediately burst out with two rays of excitement, and asked: "Brother Dagen, do you mean to let us have a fight?"
"Just fight, whoever is afraid of whom!" Li Danna was indeed a soldier brought by Wei Ming. His arrogance and temper were indeed very extraordinary. I really can't believe that he would be afraid of these legendary ringing sword teams.
of the King of Soldiers.
For a moment, Zhang Tiegen couldn't help but admire Wei Ming's soldiers. They really had a bit of a personality! It was quite interesting.
"This is what you said!" Scissorhand immediately said loudly: "You can choose whatever you want to practice with me!"
Compared with this aspect of arrogance, Scissorhands, the king of soldiers among the kings of soldiers, is definitely better.
"What subject are you best at?" Li Dan didn't seem to be weakened, so he asked deliberately unconvinced.
"If you ask me like this, it will only show your own ignorance. Everyone knows that our members of the Xiangjian Team are the most powerful warriors in the army, absolutely almighty. Let's see, what about close combat?
You can take out weapons fighting, gun shooting, explosive blasting, etc. as long as you like, and I can practice with you." Scissorhand said, raising his head at a 45-degree angle and looking up at the sky.
Li Dan heard Scissorhand say that he was so arrogant, almost like an almighty, he curled his lips and said very unconvinced: "Do you think you are a Swiss army knife and almighty? Okay, then let's have a good time.
, do you dare to fight with me?"
"Fighting is good. It saves bullets for the national finance and saves taxpayers money!" Scissorhand said loudly, "Let's fight. I've never been afraid of anyone! Come on, come on, let's do it now.
Let’s get started!” He looked impatient.
"Scissorhands, you're so worried!" Zhang Tiegen scolded with a smile from the side, "This is a place for everyone to eat. Most of the pots and pans are borrowed from other hotels, and they have to be returned when the time comes. You guys
If they are all broken, I won’t even be able to pay you a year’s salary!”
In fact, for a high-level special forces soldier like Scissorhands, that month's salary is definitely not too low. Zhang Tiegen said this, of course, he was just bluffing and joking.
However, Scissorhands didn't know this. After all, soldiers are quite practical. He couldn't help but asked in surprise: "No way, Brother Dagen, just a few broken dishes and bowls, do they really cost so much?"
?”
"Isn't that right? Do you know how high prices are in society now?" Zhang Tiegen continued to explain. "Okay, let's get to the point. If you want to fight in this yard, it's definitely not possible. Let's do this, you guys
Let's go to the wild field above and have a good fight. There is nothing there except weeds and sweet potatoes. Guan Yue and Wei Ming dug out a lot of sweet potatoes in the field today, and the ground is still soft."
"Okay, let's go fight in the wild, Brother Da Gen." Li Dan also agreed very unceremoniously at first.
Zhang Tiegen nodded and said: "Very good, then it's settled! However, I must emphasize first that we are all comrades. This fight is a fight, but it is far from a life-threatening one!
We are all civilized Chinese people, not those bastards from the United States and Fuso. We must pay attention to martial ethics. So, if any of you does something serious secretly, I will definitely kill him! Did you hear that?!"
"Understood." Li Dan nodded immediately and said.
However, this Scissorhands man was really wilted, or in other words, the northerner was really talkative. He immediately said: "Brother Dagen, don't worry, even if you don't say anything about martial ethics,
I will also show mercy to our own comrades."
Zhang Tiegen could only smile bitterly at Scissorhands. You have to take advantage of your mother's words, don't you?!
Of course, Li Dan felt very speechless and annoyed. How could these damn soldiers be so stinky that they couldn't spit out ivory from their mouths?
Huh! I will definitely beat you until you have teeth all over the floor.
