Therefore, Zhang Tiegen, who felt that this was very nonsense, said in his heart:
Okay, old lady, since you like to play so much, I will play with you, junior. Don’t forget, I am the leader of the Tiandao Alliance! None of the thousands of people under me is a serious person.
,Except for Guan Yue beside me, everyone was good at cheating and abducting in the past!
After thinking of this, "Old lady, don't get me wrong! Don't think that I am a young man. In fact, I am a good young man who is very law-abiding! It's just because I don't have the opportunity. Otherwise, in terms of my own integrity,
I will definitely be selected as one of the top ten outstanding young people in this city!" Zhang Tiegen immediately started talking nonsense and followed the old lady's nonsense.
To be honest, what Zhang Tiegen is facing now is a muddled person. Naturally, his speech has become more and more bottomless, and he has piles of weird words coming out of his mouth.
Of course, in today's world, titles such as the city's top ten outstanding youths are indeed quite valuable: you need to spend a lot of money to buy tickets.
The author of this book, Patriarch Yaoyang, had experience in spending money to buy tickets.
I still remember when I was in school, the principal of the school was one of the top ten outstanding young candidates! So what happened next was wonderful, the plot was full of Chinese nonsense.
The school spent a lot of money to buy tens of thousands of tickets for the principal. But the problem is that so many tickets need to be filled in, and if they are not filled out well, they will become invalid. As a result, it is so glorious and glorious.
This great task is naturally left to the students of our school to complete.
The result was for sure. Our young and promising principal was successfully elected as one of the city's top ten outstanding youths. The next year, he was transferred to the district education bureau as the second-in-command. When we saw him again later, his car was already very big.
Change, from a Sanyo motorcycle to a car all of a sudden.
Do you see, although the top ten outstanding youths are just a title, they are really valuable. Tomorrow I will find a time to go back to the school and ask about it. Maybe our former principal has been promoted several levels again!
Many brothers are envious, envious and hate foreigners, saying that they have never seen what a ballot looks like in their entire lives. Patriarch Yaoyang will tell you quietly, I have seen it since I was a teenager.
, I didn’t even have an ID card at that time!
The life of Patriarch Yaoyang is indeed an existence that transcends all living beings!
Okay, that's too far.
But there is no other way. It’s late at night and I’m so sleepy! Without further ado, I’ll just reminisce about my life and I’ll really fall asleep. Anyway, this can be regarded as a major feature of this book. The author bravely exposes himself and
Nonsense, some brothers still like to watch it.
When this old lady heard Zhang Tiegen's words, she actually dared to claim that she was a good person and had the excellent character of one of the top ten outstanding young people. Is there any need to say that? It definitely made this old lady feel ecstatic immediately!
The old lady immediately couldn't help but exclaimed in her heart: Hey, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that today I met such a kind and good young man! Such a good person is so terrible in today's world, right? Hey! You!
He said, if I don’t cheat him today, old lady, will I be worthy of this market economy with Chinese characteristics? Today is a God-given opportunity, and I am destined to make a fortune, old lady!
So, the old lady quickly said to Zhang Tiegen: "Oh, oh, you are a good person, and you are also an outstanding young man. That is really great. Just don't run away!"
Under the excitement, the old lady even seemed to have no logic in what she said. Well, in the face of the huge amount of money that is about to be obtained, who can still calm down and who is the fool?
"Yes, I won't run away. As a good person like me, even if I see an old dog lying on the road, I will definitely stop the car and take a look. Are you right, old lady?" Zhang Tiegen said with a smile.
said the old lady.
The old lady was stunned when she heard this. What do you mean? This young man, although he didn't think about it for a while, he still said quickly: "You are right, a person must be kind."
Zhang Tiegen smiled and said: "Yes, I am that kind and good person! I will call an ambulance for you right now!"
When the old lady heard this, she thought that this young man was so kind. Why did he call an ambulance before both parties had negotiated well? This is not at all in line with the general procedures for handling traffic accidents!
Too young and inexperienced!
However, of course, it was impossible for this old lady to ask Zhang Tiegen to call an ambulance, otherwise the whole story would be exposed.
The old lady quickly said to Zhang Tiegen: "Young man, let's explain this matter clearly before I go to the hospital. I said, why are you driving so fast, you almost hit me to death!"
Zhang Tiegen smiled slightly and said: "Old lady, look at us, we are all in the middle of the road now, and the cars behind us are almost blocked. There is no public morality in this! I will help you to the side of the road first.
, let’s talk about compensation slowly, okay?”
As soon as the old lady heard the word "compensation" from Zhang Tiegen's mouth, it goes without saying that her face brightened and she asked quite excitedly: "How much do you plan to compensate me? I was seriously injured!"
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"Tell me, how much money do you want?" Zhang Tiegen asked the old lady very relaxedly.
The old lady saw that Zhang Tiegen was so relaxed about compensation, and then looked at Guan Yue, who looked like a talented person, and said in her heart: Even the driver who drove for that handsome guy spoke so boldly, it seems that the handsome guy's family
He must be super rich! Okay, it seems that today I actually let the old lady meet a rich man! I must have eaten this order for several years!
Thinking of this, the old lady immediately showed off her acting skills as a movie queen, fell backward on the ground, and shouted loudly: "Oh, I hurt so much, my bones are broken, my head hurts, oh, young man.
, you really hit me hard! After I get to the hospital, I don’t know how much medical expenses will be spent. I am an old lady, what do you think I should do..."
Zhang Tiegen looked at the old lady's acting skills, which were really exaggerated. He suppressed a smile and said: "Old lady, your injury is really serious. I'd better send you to the hospital for a thorough check-up!"
As he said this, Zhang Tiegen really wanted to take out his cell phone from his pocket and call an ambulance.
"No, I won't go to the hospital. The hospital is too dark and I don't have the money to pay for the medical bills!" the old lady said to Zhang Tiegen very sadly.
Then, the old lady continued to lie on the ground and refused to get up. She didn't care that the traffic had been blocked for a long time. The drivers were honking their horns one after another, as if they were all unqualified people.
At the same time, people on both sides of the road also stopped to watch, and happily became melon-eaters.
There are good shows like this where a stupid young man gets fucked by an old lady, and people who eat melons feel that their life is really becoming more and more promising.
When the old lady saw this, oh, the crowd is getting up! Keep up the good work, perform hard, and work hard so that she can eat for several years!
As a result, the old lady's screams of pain became even more severe.
Those melon-eating people, if you say you want to eat melon, just eat melon, but you still insist on pointing fingers at Zhang Tiegen.
Especially when they saw what Zhang Tiegen was driving, which seemed to be a very luxurious Porsche sports car, they all changed their stance without any moral integrity. Regarding the characterization of this time: only the second generation of rich people can drive it.
Why did he buy such a luxurious sports car? The rich second generation is not willful. He must have hit the old lady and refused to admit that it was him who did it! Poor old lady!
Zhang Tiegen began to feel a little depressed at this time. He must be indifferent to these rumors. Who the hell knows him!
But the problem is, among the people who eat melons, there is a group of the most troubled ones. At this moment, they have already started to take out their mobile phones and start taking pictures.
This kind of thing is something Zhang Tiegen is very taboo about, and it is very inconsistent with his low-key yet high-end style.
Therefore, Zhang Tiegen knew that this matter really could not continue, so he had better put an end to it as soon as possible!
So, Zhang Tiegen waved to Guan Yue.
Guan Yue trotted over quickly and asked in a low voice: "Brother Da Gen, what's going on?"
Zhang Tiegen whispered: "Let the brothers go out and stop the onlookers from taking pictures. Your mother, there shouldn't be so many smart phones in the world, and they have to make the pixels higher and higher.
Everyone has become a paparazzi!”
"This is Steve Jobs' fault, he is dead." Guan Yue said.
"It's not funny at all," Zhang Tiegen said.
"Oh." Guan Yue quickly turned around and left. Brother Dagen really didn't understand humor, so he went to assign people.
Soon, Zhang Tiegen's guards got out of the car one after another and began to maintain order. No one was allowed to take pictures of Zhang Tiegen.
Zhang Tiegen started to decide quickly, and said to the old lady on the ground: "Old lady, now I'm going to count to three. If you get up, let's go to the roadside to talk about compensation. How about that?"
When the old lady heard this, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she forgot to continue crying about pain. She thought to herself: It seems that this young man is really stupid. He has no brains at all, and he can actually live to such a long time in this world.
, what a miracle!
However, in order to demand more compensation, as a senior old lady with rich experience in porcelain, he immediately decided not to get up from the ground.
Because this old lady thinks that she is sure to get Zhang Tiegen today, and he must continue to work hard to get this order for several years!
Judging from her age, this old lady should be in her seventies or eighties, but she still has such struggle and such strong motivation in life. It can only be said that I, the old lady of China, is indeed an existence that cannot be underestimated!
After Zhang Tiegen made the above exclamations, he continued to smile slightly at the old lady and said: "Old lady, I will start counting now!"
In fact, everyone knows what kind of person Zhang Tiegen is, a born thief. If you want to play smart with him and seek death to deceive him? You are definitely looking for death.
Maybe, if this old lady had obediently done what Zhang Tiegen just said and followed Zhang Tiegen to the roadside to discuss it, there was a slight chance that he would have just casually thrown her a few hundred dollars for groceries.
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However, the old lady looked like this, and she knew at a glance that she was going to continue to be shameless, but it had completely worn out Zhang Tiegen's patience.
Zhang Tiegen then just counted to three quickly.
And sure enough, this old lady's determination was very firm. She just wanted to eat Zhang Tiegen, and she was still lying on the ground moaning and unable to get up.
Seeing this, Zhang Tiegen smiled coldly and said: "Old lady, you can't afford it, right? I don't have time to play with you anymore. The drivers who were blocked behind are all going crazy. I
It's scary that none of them could hold back and drove directly over to hit my car. As you can see, my car is a luxury car, costing at least several hundred thousand yuan."
As soon as the old lady heard about Zhang Tiegen, she thought that Zhang Tiegen was already scared and that she was completely convinced of this young man.
Immediately after hitting the snake with the stick, the old lady said to Zhang Tiegen: "Then how are you going to compensate me? I was almost killed by you now. What if I have hemiplegia or other sequelae later?"
This old lady's condition is really getting more and more serious the more she talks about it.
Zhang Tiegen immediately straightened his face and said very seriously: "Old lady, stop playing, okay? What kind of tricks are you playing on me now? Can't I still see it? You get up quickly, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!"
The old lady never expected that this kind and innocent young man would suddenly turn against him and look very scary, but his calmness frightened her.
"You, you kid, you hit someone, how dare you threaten me? If I call the police, you will go to jail! You'd better compensate me!" the old lady said to Zhang Tiegen very honestly.
"As for the money, I definitely have a lot of it." Zhang Tiegen nodded and said, "But you must get up from the ground first."
"I won't get up unless you give me money first!" the old lady said, unfolding the red fruit and asking for money.
Zhang Tiegen smiled coldly. It seems that this kind of person can't listen to nice things, so don't blame Zhang Tiegen for being tough. He doesn't want to continue playing, it's too high-profile!
So, Zhang Tiegen took out a checkbook from his pocket, waved it in front of the old lady's eyes, and said contemptuously: "Have you ever seen such a thing? You haven't even seen it! Let me tell you, this is a checkbook! I
I can write you a check for several million! I remember that now the life of urban and rural people is the same price. Killing a young man is up to 300,000. If you are an old lady,
It’s worth 150,000 at most. I can definitely afford it!”
"Get in the car!" Zhang Tiegen waved to Guan Yue and said.
"Okay!" Although Guan Yue didn't know the reason why Zhang Tiegen suddenly asked him to get in the car, he still replied loudly.
Hearing this, the old lady quickly shouted to Zhang Tiegen: "What do you want to do? You want to run away without compensating me?! No, you can't run away!"
Zhang Tiegen said coldly: "Old lady, who said I was going to run away? Don't worry, I will never run away. Did you see that? My man is already in the car, and he will drive directly to kill you.
, then your family can
You have received 150,000 yuan in compensation. 150,000 yuan, this is not a small amount of money. You should die very happy, because you can finally let your family through your porcelain-making career.
I’m living a moderately prosperous life.”
The old lady was instantly stunned by Zhang Tiegen's vicious words.
"You, you, you are not telling the truth, are you?" the old lady asked Zhang Tiegen anxiously.
"What do you think?" Zhang Tiegen laughed, then waved to Guan Yue and said, "Come here! Hit her to death!"
Guan Yue was stunned when she heard this. Brother Dagen couldn't be serious, right? While hesitating, he heard Monk Pinghai behind him say very calmly: "Start the car."
Guan Yue was even more stunned. Is this old guy a real monk? Doesn’t this clearly encourage him to kill people? Who does Dagen’s master know?
As if aware of Guan Yue's thoughts, Monk Pinghai explained: "Just activate it, but don't really rush over, just scare it."
Only then did Guan Yue finally understand what Monk Pinghai meant, and after a moment of embarrassment, she followed Monk Pinghai's wishes.
Guan Yue started the car and stepped on the accelerator. The engine of the Porsche sports car roared loudly, which frightened the old lady so much that her face changed: This guy can't really keep his word, can he?
The Porsche moved slowly, the engine roared, Zhang Tiegen stood next to him with a very stone-hearted smile, and Old Li Tou looked even more frightened.
Finally, the old lady really couldn't stand this kind of torture anymore. She was already old, and her heart couldn't stand such a scare.
So, the old lady suddenly got up from the ground, and without any trouble, she pointed at Zhang Tiegen and yelled: "You little bastard, you are so cruel! I will admit defeat today!"
At this time, Guan Yue was also annoyed. This old woman dared to be so arrogant and even dared to scold Brother Dagen!
Guan Yue immediately stepped on the accelerator hard, the roar of the Porsche engine became louder, and the sports car looked like it was about to rush out and hit someone.
"Why don't you get out of here quickly?" Zhang Tiegen sneered, "If you continue to scold, the car will really rush over. My people have no patience!"
"You damn guys!" The old lady couldn't help but cursed again, her mouth was really bad.
However, under the sound of the roaring engine of the Porsche sports car, the old lady still did not dare to stay any longer and take risks. She was so frightened that she ran towards the side of the road, her legs and feet looking very nimble.
Seeing that the old lady suddenly became so lively and agile, the people who ate melons naturally understood what was going on, which naturally caused an uproar among them.
What's more, they couldn't help but shout and curse the old lady's shameless behavior.
--Okay, there was so much nonsense in the beginning of this chapter that even Patriarch Yaoyang, who likes to talk nonsense, feels embarrassed to the readers. Therefore, this chapter is a much longer one, with more than 5,000 words.
The words should be able to offset the length of the nonsense, and the content is very substantial. Are brothers still satisfied with this?