The first time he tried to reach the sanitary napkin shelf and failed, to be honest, Zhang Tiegen felt very humiliated.
Think about it, he is the vulture, the self-proclaimed king of international assassins. Although he has not been involved in the assassin world for many years, he actually retreated like this in despair under the gaze of a group of women. How do you want Zhang Tiegen to deal with himself?
So, Zhang Tiegen took a few deep breaths in a corner and made some mental adjustments. After regaining his composure, he "calmly" walked back to the sanitary napkin shelf.
Then, Zhang Tiegen gave full play to his extraordinary skills as the King of International Killers, and unknowingly touched the women again, preparing to take advantage of them while they were selflessly chatting about the close connection between Comrade Wang Xicheng and sanitary napkins.
, take action quickly, just grab one and leave.
However, the situation once again exceeded Zhang Tiegen's original expectations. "Boss!" A booming voice rang in Zhang Tiegen's ears, causing Zhang Tiegen's little heart to shrink violently several times! "Why are you here?"
Zhang Tiegen turned around and looked dizzy: Li Dazui!
I thought in my heart: How could this bastard appear here at this time? Damn, did I have an evil spirit tonight? Didn’t I just buy a pack of sanitary napkins? Why do unexpected things happen again and again? I don’t know.
Is the worst thing to happen if something unexpected happens?
At the same time, Li Dazui's loud cry immediately attracted the attention of the girls nearby who were attracted by the sanitary napkins endorsed by Wang Xicheng.
They all immediately turned their heads, turned their heads sideways, raised their heads, stretched their heads... In short, they all looked towards Zhang Tiegen, and they all recognized Zhang Tiegen, the woman who had just approached them and eavesdropped on them.
The man with whom we had a private conversation!
As a result, the eyes of these women looking at Zhang Tiegen were even more critical for a moment!
At the same time, the greater tragedy is that one of Zhang Tiegen's hands was touching the sanitary napkins on the shelf!
Well, under the second wave of critical glances from these ladies, Zhang Tiegen's old face turned red again, and he was struggling in his heart!
I really want to hit him to death!
Li Dazui, who was not picking up the pot at this time, suddenly said something that almost made Zhang Tiegen suffer from diabetes instantly. He said in a loud voice: "Boss, do you want to buy sanitary napkins?"
With a whoosh, Zhang Tiegen retracted his outstretched claw in an instant, turned around and left again.
Following Zhang Tiegen's back were the critical looks of the women.
Zhang Tiegen felt in his heart that it was so tragic. He must have really become a big pervert tonight!
"Boss, where are you going? Wait for me!" Li Dazui quickly caught up with Zhang Tiegen and said.
"You tragedy, what's your name?" Zhang Tiegen suddenly turned around in annoyance and kicked Li Dazui, "How embarrassing it makes me!"
"Boss, I was wrong!" Li Dazui also realized that it was inappropriate to yell like that, so he asked curiously, "But boss, why did you buy sanitary napkins?"
"I bought your sister, of course I bought it for others." Zhang Tiegen said depressedly.
However, when Zhang Tiegen glanced at Li Dazui, he suddenly thought that this guy was tall and thick, and he had a very ferocious appearance. If he went to the sanitary napkin shelf, he might immediately kill all those girls.
Scared away.
Thinking of this, Zhang Tiegen immediately showed a rather treacherous and lewd smile on his face, and said to Li Dazui: "Dazui, boss, I will give you a very important task now."
"What's the mission, murder or arson?" Li Dazui asked a little excitedly. He likes fighting the most.
Zhang Tiegen rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "That's it. Go and buy sanitary napkins for me."
"What? This is not good, boss..." Li Dazui's eyes widened and he looked at Zhang Tiegen in horror.
My heart said: This mission plane is too difficult, isn’t it? It’s even more extreme than murder and arson!
"Go or not. If you don't go, I, Zhang Tiegen, don't have a younger brother like you. I will sweep out the Tiandao Alliance immediately!" Zhang Tiegen threatened, "I'll wait for you outside the supermarket!"
"Okay, I'll go!" Li Dazui gritted his teeth, dragged heavy steps, and walked out like a martyr going to his death!
As for the shameless Zhang Tiegen, since he had a younger brother acting as his scapegoat, he naturally ran away.
He quickly ran outside the supermarket, leaned against a telephone pole, took out a pack of 3.5-dollar Hardman cigarettes, and was about to take a couple of puffs.
Then, he suddenly felt something was wrong under his feet. When he lowered his head and saw, he suddenly felt even more depressed. His luck tonight was really at an all-time low. He actually stepped on a piece of dog poop under his shoes!
"A grass mud horse! No dog will look at anyone who is so immoral. He poops everywhere!" Zhang Tie was not in a good mood at all. At this time, he became completely bold and roared.
After wiping it on the ground for a long time, the smell disappeared!
"Ouch, ouch, ouch..." From a corner of the street, a very rapid sound, similar to a dog barking, suddenly came from?
Then, there was the sound of someone shouting.
Zhang Tiegen's heart was moved, what kind of dog bark is this? Why does it look a bit like a dog, but not quite like a dog?
So Zhang Tiegen lit a cigarette and walked towards the corner.
The corner was in an alley, and Zhang Tiegen stood at the entrance and looked in.
Street lights are nailed to the building wall on the right, and the light is dim, giving the alley a deeper feeling.
Two men held nets in their hands and blocked a dog covered in black with white hair around its right eye.
The dog didn't even have a collar on its neck, so it must be a wild dog. Those two men must be the kind of people who specialize in catching dogs and selling them to restaurants.
To be honest, the taste of dog meat is absolutely unparalleled in the world!
However, Zhang Tiegen has been living in the West for many years. Unknowingly, his body and mind have been polluted by the poison of capitalism, and he almost no longer eats dog meat.
"Hey, this wild dog is really ferocious! After chasing it for three days, it is still so strong and ferocious, so it can definitely be sold for a good price!" The man near the entrance of Zhang Tiegen said excitedly.
"Yes, it looks like it's at least thirty kilograms in weight! It can be sold for a few hundred yuan no problem! Listen, this guy's screams are so distinctive, not barking, but howling! And he's so energetic! Brother,
Let's go together! We must catch it this time!" said the man opposite.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch..." The wild dog lowered his body and made an attack posture. Facing the two nets, he showed no sign of cowardice and issued a strong threat.
"superior!"
The two nets pounced on the wild dogs at the same time.
The wild dog flashed left and right, its movements as fast as lightning, which made Zhang Tiegen click his tongue in amazement.
However, the alley was too narrow, and the two dog catchers were determined to capture it. After a desperate struggle, the wild dog failed to escape the fate of being trapped.
He started biting the net desperately, very fierce!
"Fuck, you're still not being honest like this! I've never seen such a ferocious wild dog!" A man cursed breathlessly.
He kicked the wild dog hard and put the net away.
The wild dog's whole body was caught in a net and could not move. It could only make angry screams and its eyes were full of hatred!
A note to readers:
The National Day is here, Patriarch Yaoyang wishes my dear readers a happy holiday! This book will be updated continuously during the National Day, so I’ll break it out when I have time!!