When Boss Xiong saw the police, he shouted excitedly as if he were a relative: "The murderer is here, please help me!"
When Ma Long saw the other person pointing at him, he quickly let go of his hand. Boss Xiong could no longer hold on and sat down on the ground with a plop, holding his disabled and painful right hand and screaming.
The female patrol officer named Su took a step closer to Ma Long, glared, and said coldly: "Boy, how dare you commit murder in broad daylight. If I hadn't arrived in time, the consequences would have been disastrous! What else do you have?
I mean, get ready to have tea with me at the police station!"
Ma Long was said to be incomprehensible. Where did the police come from? Why did they indiscriminately talk to me first and then take me back to the police station? I am the victim!
But looking at Boss Xiong sitting on the ground, crying with tears and snot in his nose, while he was standing intact. Anyone who saw this scene would have to say that he bullied the big black guy on the ground, and even brought him to his death.
The bully cried.
Then, two more uniformed male patrol officers came in. They were surprised to see Boss Xiong lying on the ground and several shirtless men surrounding him. They looked at Ma Long again and thought to themselves:
All strong men were defeated by this one person?
"This beautiful police officer, you misunderstood. It's not what you thought at all..." Ma Long didn't stare at the other person's eyes, but looked at the other person's abnormally developed chest and said, at the same time, he thought to himself that this uniform must be custom-made.
Normal clothes couldn't cover those two big meatballs.
Before Ma Long finished speaking, he was interrupted by the other party, "Do you think I will let you go if you shout 'Beauty'? Stop giving me such glib words! The evidence is conclusive, and you still want to quibble with me. Do you want me to make excuses?"
Will you be willing to plead guilty only if you tell me?"
"Then tell me." Ma Long is very surprised. You just came here and don't know anything. Let me see what you say!
"Okay, don't think that because I'm not there, I don't know what you're doing. Tell me and you'll be convinced!"
Officer Su twisted her snake waist, walked back to the door of the store, pointed at the house and said: "The customers and waiters were scared away, the store owner disappeared, the customers were injured, and the perpetrators had no scruples. From this, we can deduce:
You brought your girlfriends here to have a meal. These four well-meaning customers tried to dissuade them to no avail. Instead, you got angry and beat them up. Not only did you tear off their shirts, but your hands were almost crippled by you. You scared them.
After running away other customers and waiters, the store owner secretly ran outside and called the police. We arrived in time and stopped your violence!"
After saying that, Officer Su raised his head proudly, his expression seemed to say "Are you convinced?"
After hearing this reasoning, Ma Long was speechless and thought to himself, I am really convinced. What kind of logic is this? Is the rumored "big breasts but no brains" true? But Shen Bingbing's breasts are not small either.
, I’ve never seen him so stupid?
Looking at Shen Bingbing behind her again, she was lying on the table with her belly covered in laughter.
"You still have the nerve to smile! You won't be able to laugh anymore when you get to the police station!" Officer Su was very dissatisfied with Shen Bingbing's reaction.
Ma Long pointed at the four people on the ground and said, "Comrade police, they were not wearing any clothes. Also, have you ever seen any good citizens covered in tattoos?"
"What's wrong with tattoos! Are you discriminating against people with tattoos? I'll charge you with 'discriminating against tattoos'!" Officer Su reacted extremely fiercely. He rolled up his half-sleeve uniform and exposed the upper half of his arm and said, "Mom, I also have a tattoo!"
"
Sure enough, where the snow-white arm and shoulder connect, there is a blooming blue enchantress tattooed on it.
Ma Long is completely crazy. How did you get into the police force and have tattoos on your body?
When the store owner saw that the police had misunderstood, and the explanations became more and more confusing, he quickly stepped forward and said that he was the owner of the store, and even explained a few words to Ma Long.
"Oh, it turns out you are the store owner. I'm sorry, I didn't notice you just now." Officer Su said apologetically.
The store owner’s face sank, thinking to himself, I have no sense of existence!
"Store owner, are what you just said true? Did he threaten you and ask you to help him make false certificates? Tell the truth and we will protect you!" Officer Su said solemnly.
The shop owner waved his hands repeatedly, "No, what I said is true. Xiao Ma and I have known each other for a long time."
"Then you teamed up to beat up these customers!" Officer Su suddenly came to a shocking conclusion.
Ma Long and the store owner looked at each other, not knowing what to say anymore. The store owner looked at Officer Su in front of him sympathetically, and said to himself that this girl is very handsome, but she is a little short-minded. How will she get married in the future?
It’s enough to make her parents worry!
"Captain Su, stop making trouble! Just ask these four people!" The two colleagues behind her seemed to be unable to stand it anymore and quickly stopped Captain Su's unreasonable reasoning.
Boss Xiong, who had been sitting on the ground for a long time, finally took a breath and gradually regained consciousness in his hands. A series of heartbreaking pains spread throughout his body, causing him to break into a cold sweat. Seeing that the police wanted to question him, he said intermittently in a hoarse voice.
:
"He...what they said...are...all true. Take me away quickly."
Officer Su frowned and said, "Don't be afraid, please tell the truth."
Boss Xiong almost fainted from anger. Why is this bitch so stained? I'm not afraid, I'm in pain. I'm almost in pain. Can you let me go to the hospital first? Can my hand be saved?
His subordinates quickly said for their boss: "What they said is true. It's our fault. Take us away quickly. We never want to see this person again. It's too scary..."
Officer Su glanced at Ma Long in confusion, as if he still didn't believe that he was a victim. He snorted coldly and said, "I just made a mistake, my reasoning went in the wrong direction, and I was misled by you. But you have been staring at me since just now."
You’ve been looking at my breasts for a long time, do you think I don’t know? Huh, you must not be a good person! Be honest with me and don’t let me catch you!”
Ma Long turned away and asked slowly: "I'm very curious about who your teacher is, who can teach you such an outstanding police officer."
Officer Su had heard this question more than once. He raised his head proudly and said, "I learned this all by myself, and it has nothing to do with the teacher. I have studied hundreds of criminal investigation books over the years. It can be said that I have learned a lot from the academy."
If it is sent, there will be no opportunity to practice it. But today is an accident!"
"Yes, yes, it was an accident today." Ma Long was very curious as to what kind of criminal investigation book she had read that made her brain go crazy. "You don't mind telling me the title of the book, I want to read it too."
"The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes!"
Ma Long almost spat out a mouthful of blood. It seemed that it was not the problem with the book, but her brain was originally sick. With a novel like Sherlock Holmes as a professional criminal investigation book research, Conan Doyle probably could not have imagined that his own novel would have something like this.
Kind of use?
Shen Bingbing quickly turned around and faced the wall, trying not to laugh out loud.
Hearing their boss's nonsense, the two patrol officers suddenly felt ashamed. After hastily handcuffing the four big men, they quickly said: "Officer Su, let's go quickly. It's getting late."
Boss Xiong and others turned to leave, but Ma Long did not forget to remind him: "If you dare to come around here again to collect money randomly, I will crush your balls!"
When the four people heard this, they suddenly felt pain in their lower bodies. They trembled all over, lowered their heads, and said tremblingly, "I don't dare anymore!" As they said this, they were pressed into the police car.
After eating a full meal, he stretched his muscles and tidied up the minions. He did a great deed and Ma Long's vanity was greatly satisfied. He and Shen Bingbing said goodbye to the shop owner and said they would come back for noodles another day.
The kind-hearted shop owner was still a little worried, and asked Xiao Ma repeatedly if he really didn't have it. Seeing that his fingers were flexible and natural, he believed that everything was true. Watching the young couple go away side by side, the shop owner murmured
He said: "This pony is really secretive. No wonder he found such a beautiful girlfriend. I will thank him properly someday."
After coming out of the ramen shop, the two of them wandered on their way home.
Shen Bingbing seemed to be in a good mood and was still immersed in the scene of Ma Long showing off his power. She held Ma Long's arm like a bird and snuggled up next to him.
"That police sister just now was really silly and cute..." As she said that, she seemed to be remembering the funny scene just now, and she kept giggling to herself.
Ma Long was also speechless about Officer Su. It’s a vast world full of wonders. People with big breasts and no brains can sneak into the police station. No wonder the security situation is so bad recently.
"Don't change the subject casually. You just said that if I win, I will get a reward when I go home in the evening. Don't cheat. Tell me, what reward is it?" Ma Long put his face close to Shen Bingbing and stared at her.
And with bright eyes, he asked with a smile.
Shen Bingbing raised her eyebrows, "You dare to mention a reward! You just looked at the policewoman's breasts in front of me, and I haven't even settled the score with you yet!"
"If you don't give it, I'll take it myself." Seeing that the beauty was trying to cheat, Ma Long planned to take advantage of her first.
After saying that, without waiting for Shen Bingbing's reaction, she stretched out her hand and slapped Shen Bingbing's round buttocks hard, and immediately ran away. As she ran, she thought about it, it felt really good, like slapping on cotton.
It's just as soft, I'll pinch it again if I have a chance another day.
Shen Bingbing screamed and blushed. She didn't expect Ma Long to dare to tease her, so she immediately chased after him.
"If you dare to take advantage of me, stop right there!"
The two were laughing and joking all the way, and suddenly Shen Bingbing shouted:
"Look! It seems like there's a fire over there, half the sky is red!"
Ma Long turned around and looked in the direction of Shen Bingbing's finger. Sure enough, black smoke was rising upwards, and dark red flames reflected the dark night sky. It seemed that the newly built high-rise residential area on the other side of the river was on fire.
