Xia Yan is twenty-six years old this year... I subconsciously counted on my fingers, and it turns out that it's been a full eleven years!
Suddenly, I began to admire Xia Yan, who had eaten tasteless food for eleven years and yet still grew so strong.
"If you don't eat, you will have no strength. If you don't have strength, you will be weak. Being weak in the palace is not a good thing!" He glanced at me and personally took one of each snack and placed it in front of me.
I was silent for a while and finally gave in.
How can we live without eating? Since this is the case, it is even more important to live well. When Xia Yan saw me eating, he smiled for the first time: "It seems that the princess is also a sensible person!"
I ignored him and buried myself in my meal. Do you really want me to die?
After eating for a while, I suddenly stopped and Xia Yan looked at me puzzled.
"What's wrong?"
"I need to pee!"
"..."
I saw a drop of sweat sliding down Xia Yan's forehead.
When the emperor wanted to urinate, there was no latrine. The eunuch would wait with a bucket. If he needed to relieve himself, there would be a special bedpan. I was familiar with all of this, but I was not very familiar with Xia Yan's body.
"Pee!" A cold voice came from my left, showing a bit of impatience.
I turned my head stiffly and met his eyes: "How can I pee while you are standing here?"
Xia Yan took a deep breath, suddenly touched my acupuncture point, and roughly untied my belt. The next moment I felt a hand pinching the thing.
"hurry up!"
I wanted to scream but couldn't. I stared at Xia Yan with shame and annoyance. I really wanted to pee on his face.
"You need to get used to all this, I will teach you this only once!" Regardless of my blushing, Xia Yan explained without changing his expression: "Hold your hands and aim at Gongtong. If you are not used to it, ask the eunuch to help you hold it!"
"..." Now I want to die!
"Remember to shake it after peeing!" After saying that, he untied my acupuncture points and turned around to go out. When I saw him walking smoothly, my heart was racing and I wanted to smash the bucket on the ground into his face.
You teach a young girl to shake her head after peeing?
As before, I still have to eat even if it doesn't taste good. Now I'm not used to the way men urinate but I still have to follow my destiny.
After the extremely twisted problem was solved, I immediately ordered someone to prepare hot water for a bath.
…
When I came back from bathing, Xia Yan was sitting on the case reading today's memorials. I said quietly, "Remember to call me when you pee!"
He looked up from the pile of memorials: "Why?"
"I want to teach you too!"
"I'm sorry, I already learned it last night!"
"..." Why do I have the urge to stab him to death every time he says something?
Qi returns to Qi, now that we are all like this, why should we care about these things? The top priority is still how to deal with those powerful characters, such as Yan Xiaoqing, the proton of Yan State, Grand Tutor Batuzi, and his younger brother, Xia Huanzhi
, Imperial Preceptor, Liu Chi, and Dali Temple Shaoqing Pei Yuan. These people will be present at the court tomorrow. How can I, a fake, escape unscathed under so many dazzling eyes?
Xia Yan finished reviewing the memorial as quickly as possible, looked at me and said: "Tomorrow morning, just wait and see what happens, try to talk as little as possible, and summon me alone afterwards!"
"It's that simple?"
"It's that simple! But among these people, the only ones you need to be careful about are only two!!"
ps: Hoho, it’s finally corrected. Dear friends, thank you for reminding me! Xia Yan is twenty-six years old this year... I subconsciously counted on my fingers, it’s quite a full eleven years!
Suddenly, I began to admire Xia Yan, who had eaten tasteless food for eleven years and yet still grew so strong.
"If you don't eat, you will have no strength. If you don't have strength, you will be weak. Being weak in the palace is not a good thing!" He glanced at me and personally took one of each snack and placed it in front of me.
I was silent for a while and finally gave in.
How can we live without eating? Since this is the case, it is even more important to live well. When Xia Yan saw me eating, he smiled for the first time: "It seems that the princess is also a sensible person!"
I ignored him and buried myself in my meal. Do you really want me to die?
After eating for a while, I suddenly stopped and Xia Yan looked at me puzzled.
"What's wrong?"
"I need to pee!"
"..."
I saw a drop of sweat sliding down Xia Yan's forehead.
When the emperor wanted to urinate, there was no latrine. The eunuch would wait with a bucket. If he needed to relieve himself, there would be a special bedpan. I was familiar with all of this, but I was not very familiar with Xia Yan's body.
"Pee!" A cold voice came from my left, showing a bit of impatience.
I turned my head stiffly and met his eyes: "How can I pee while you are standing here?"
Xia Yan took a deep breath, suddenly touched my acupuncture point, and roughly untied my belt. The next moment I felt a hand pinching the thing.
"hurry up!"
I wanted to scream but couldn't. I stared at Xia Yan with shame and annoyance. I really wanted to pee on his face.
"You need to get used to all this, I will teach you this only once!" Regardless of my blushing, Xia Yan explained without changing his expression: "Hold your hands and aim at Gongtong. If you are not used to it, ask the eunuch to help you hold it!"
"..." Now I want to die!
"Remember to shake it after peeing!" After saying that, he untied my acupuncture points and turned around to go out. When I saw him walking smoothly, my heart was racing and I wanted to smash the bucket on the ground into his face.
You teach a young girl to shake her head after peeing?
As before, I still have to eat even if it doesn't taste good. Now I'm not used to the way men urinate but I still have to follow my destiny.
After the extremely twisted problem was solved, I immediately ordered someone to prepare hot water for a bath.
…
When I came back from bathing, Xia Yan was sitting on the case reading today's memorials. I said quietly, "Remember to call me when you pee!"
He looked up from the pile of memorials: "Why?"
"I want to teach you too!"
"I'm sorry, I already learned it last night!"
"..." Why do I have the urge to stab him to death every time he says something?
Qi returns to Qi, now that we are all like this, why should we care about these things? The top priority is still how to deal with those powerful characters, such as Yan Xiaoqing, the proton of Yan State, Grand Tutor Batuzi, and his younger brother, Xia Huanzhi
, Imperial Preceptor, Liu Chi, and Dali Temple Shaoqing Pei Yuan. These people will be present at the court tomorrow. How can I, a fake, escape unscathed under so many dazzling eyes?
Xia Yan finished reviewing the memorial as quickly as possible, looked at me and said: "Tomorrow morning, just wait and see what happens, try to talk as little as possible, and summon me alone afterwards!"
"It's that simple?"
"It's that simple! But among these people, the only ones you need to be careful about are only two!!"
ps: Hoho, it’s finally been modified. Dear friends, thank you for the reminder!
