"...It's fine if you hang up the two-hour international long distance, but I can't send other calls indirectly... In the past two hours, five beauties called me to find me! Damn... I can't answer any of them.
With a deafening ringtone of the cell phone, the cell phone that had just been charged one percent of its battery jumped up!
"Oh my mother..." Mr. Zhou grabbed the phone tremblingly with a face like a bitter gourd. He didn't want to answer, but he didn't dare not answer, so he could only press the answer button...
A crazy, cool, domineering female voice suddenly came out: "Little monkey! Who are you calling?! It took you two hours, eighteen minutes and thirty-six seconds!!! You
Even if you call your mother, it’s not more than one-tenth of this number!!! Tell your mother, which vixen made you, a little monkey, so confused?”
Zhou Tong held the phone that was charging like a sweet potato and complained endlessly.
Friends all know that he is not afraid of humans and heavens, and even the soul of black and white impermanence can be beaten by him.
But the only thing he was afraid of was as if a mouse had seen a cat was his mother.
The most important thing just now was not just that five beauties called him, but Mr. Jin ordered him not to answer any calls, for fear of the long-distance international disconnection...
More importantly, his mother called him five times...
He had wanted to take it, but when he thought that Mr. Jin was unhappy, he wanted to raise the rent for his drama club. He really couldn't afford it, so he could only hug aside and refuse to take it.
Sure enough, as soon as the phone was hung up, his mother immediately called over anxiously!
"I said Zhou Tong, your butt is itchy, right? Ah? Who did you call? Tell your mother quickly! Otherwise, I will tell your father to cut off your food! You can earn you by watching those dramas pretending to be a magical drama.
No money for a month!”
"Oh my mother, you are a lot of adults. You are the Empress Guanyin. Please spare me. My phone is charging, and it has only been one percent charged. You are not afraid that you will be able to call while charging.
My son’s health has caused damage. It is said that the brain president has packed it after calling for a long time after charging..."
"I care if your brain has grown long? I see that your brain has grown long now. It doesn't matter how many of it grows. It's just cooked and eaten..."
"Mom, it is said that charging and calling will affect the quality of that, that, what, Jingzi. I can't give you a healthy fat grandson at that time. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhh…”
"Okay, I don't expect you to hold my grandson, let alone I'm still young, so I don't want to hold my grandson. I've told you a hundred times. If you have a baby with a wild woman, keep it yourself and hold it yourself. Don't bother.
My mother!!!”
"Mom~Okay~I'll tell you~ The one who called me for two hours, eighteen minutes and thirty-six seconds just now was not a girl, she was a man..."
"I'll wipe Zhou Tong, you monkey boy! Not only did you harm the girl, but you also harm the man! Why, have you been abandoned by the girl too many times and thrown into the man's arms? Tell your mother, and you're with the man.
How does it feel to be together?"
"Mom, I can't really give it to you for your phone bill..." Zhou Tong was so excited that he couldn't cry, "Well, it's not another man, don't think wrongly, your son's sexual orientation is absolutely normal
Yes, I don’t want to be analed. That’s Mr. Jin, that other people’s child who is the best and cute in your eyes…”
"Jin Ting? Oh... It doesn't matter if it's Jin Ting... Don't say two hours, you call him for two days and your mother doesn't mind. I said you can't learn from him... They are as big as you, and they work
An outstanding person is handsome, and he can kill countless celebrities at any time. If you urinate yourself, what kind of Xiang do you wear every day? His hairstyle is like a Xiang, or a colorful Xiang...",
"Mom, I knew since I was eight years old that you wished you were born to Jin Ting!"
"Oh, you were wrong. When you were seven years old, I wished I had given birth to Jin Ting!"
"Okay, mom, I'm tired and will never love you again. Goodbye, Baibai, Sayounara..."
The lens returns to Paris.
Chuxue looked at Jin Ting with a look of course, and warm waves flowed in her heart.
Although this guy made the poor Mr. Zhou very bad, after all, it was to please him...
"So later, because the phone was hanging there for too long, the power went off?"
"Yes, you think... it's not easy to hold on for two hours. Who told me that a funny fool thought I was missing and kept calling me, calling me... It's very power-consuming, don't you know
Know……"
"Then... are they worried about you..."
"What are you worried about me? Do you think I am as funny as you? Do you know how familiar I am by the Seine? Do you know how many houses are here that belong to mine? Don't say go out and make a phone call, even if you are lying on the street in the middle of the night
No one dared to touch me all night!"
"I know you are very awesome..." Chu Xue's soft voice seemed like a cute little cat, "But you are awesome, you are not in conflict with me... Women always worry about men... Men are worried about her and
How important the words are, how worried she will be... Because no matter how mature or successful a man is, in the eyes of women, he is just an ignorant child... he is always afraid that he will not be full, be too tired, and be sick
I'm lost..."
Jin Ting hugged her waist: "Your love words are getting more and more beautiful."
"Hmph." After remembering the dark history that Mr. Jin had no reaction at all after saying the love words he smiled by the Seine River, Chuxue couldn't help but pout, "Anyway, what I said just now is not good,
Anyway, you have no reaction at all. Anyway, countless girls have told you, so it is not surprising at all..."
Jin Ting looked at her, pointed at the tip of her nose with his finger, and smiled mysteriously: "What sentence?"
"Forget it if you don't remember, don't say good things again."
"Okay, okay, don't you say, I'm saying... is it 'Some people say that falling in love with a city is actually just to love the person who walked through the streets together... because he smiled and charmingly...'..."
Chuxue's face turned slightly red, she tilted her head and snorted: "So you still remember it."
"Of course I remember it. If it is so stingy, how could it not be remembered!"