A miserable wail suddenly came from a villa in Leeds, Alabama.
Fortunately, the villa occupies a large area and there are no other people nearby, otherwise it would inevitably be a crime of nuisance to the residents.
"Shet!"
"Shet!"
"Shet!"
"..."
This is the home of Charles Barkley. At this time, our Sir Charles is roaring to the sky and his body is shaking constantly.
Tonight's game between the Trail Blazers and the Hawks probably no one cares about more than Barkley, except for O'Neal's fat-headed fish.
In the middle of the game, Barkley turned off the TV because his experience as a player for many years told him: There was a high probability that he would be unlucky again!
Why do you say again?
Could it be that the Chinese people are really their nemesis!
In view of the saying that "basketball is round" has been circulating in the NBA, Barkley still has a little extravagant hope in his heart. Maybe all members of the Trail Blazers will participate in the tribute to Mamba in the second half, maybe the Hawks will suddenly explode, maybe.
.....
A long and torturous hour passed. Barkley tremblingly opened his phone and entered the NBA official website. The headline was "Falcon Project Successful, Trail Blazers end two consecutive losses!"
In this game, Wang Zelin scored a game-high 25 points and 13 rebounds, becoming the MVP of the game. With his familiar 20+10 data, he blocked the hot discussion of the "rookie wall" in the mouth of many black people.
I don’t know since when, in the minds of the outside world, 20+10 is the performance Wang Zelin should have, and it is lower than
The sky fell, the ground cracked, and Buckley felt like he was going to be cold again!
This is the ruthless roar at the beginning.
"Dingle bell! Dingle bell!"
The landline phone next to him suddenly rang, interrupting Buckley's spellcasting chant.
"Hello, what can I do?"
"Hahahaha, Charles, there is very bad news. The Trail Blazers have defeated the Hawks and you lost to Shaquille."
The familiar voice of his old partner Kenneth Smith came over the phone, but to Buckley's ears at this moment, it sounded so disgusting.
"Thank you so much!"
"What?"
"It's okay, hang up!"
"Dudududu!"
Just as Buckley put down the phone, the ringtone rang again.
"Charles, I am the great sand..."
"Sha your sister! Fake!"
Upon hearing the voice, Barkley said "bad luck" and hung up the phone.
"I'm Tefak!"
"How dare that fat guy hang up on me?"
"How dare you yell at me!"
O'Neal, who was playing mahjong in Los Angeles, was stunned when he heard Barkley's roar and the beeping sound of the phone in his hand.
But soon he seemed to think of something happy again, and said "hehehe" with a lewd smile.
…
At 2 p.m. on the 19th, TNT launched a special program starring Kenny Smith, Reggie Miller, Shaquille O'Neal, and Charles Barkley.
The protagonist is undoubtedly Buckley.
TNT executives, who felt that the matter was not serious enough, specifically decided that the show would be held inside the Rose Garden Arena, the home of the Portland Trail Blazers. At this time, the four Barkleys were on the commentary desk on the sidelines of the basketball court.
Although this is not a game, it is indeed very exciting, and the sidelines are already full of spectators.
"Welcome to watch the explosive pole dance performed by Sir Charles. It is worth mentioning that this is Sir Charles's first dance performance. This kind of opportunity is rare!"
Even before the bet was fulfilled, O'Neal couldn't wait to celebrate.
For this reason, he jumped up specially, moved his huge body, came to Buckley and performed a funny dance.
"Hahaha, it seems that our Mr. Shark can no longer hold back his dancing skills and warms up for everyone in advance."
At this time, Barkley kept an awkward smile and sat motionless in his seat, letting O'Neal wander around him.
The remaining Kenny Smith and Reggie Miller have already begun to fantasize about Barkley's pole dancing performance, and by then TNT's ratings will surely skyrocket.
It's a good deal, as you can watch a good show for free, and after hosting the show, you can also receive a red envelope from the top management.
At the same time, on the other side of the ocean, in China, a large number of highly skilled fans came over the wall just to witness the pole dancing debut of Barkley, one of the most beautiful people in the world.
Finally, the scene switched to a powerful piece of music, and the broadcast staff quickly turned the camera to Barkley.
A close-up of Barkley's face could be clearly seen on the big screen above his head, and everyone couldn't help but cheer.
"Charles!"
"Charles!"
"..."
Seeing Barkley's face getting darker and darker, O'Neal couldn't care less, picked up the microphone and shouted: "Welcome to the show time of Mr. Charles Barkley, the famous commentator of TNT!"
Just when Barkley was restless, the Blazers' fiery cheerleaders came to the center of the court accompanied by a powerful soundtrack, and then ignited the atmosphere of the arena.
However, these cheerleaders did not perform any dirty dances after taking the stage this time, but were assembling something.
A few minutes later, a black, thick and long steel pipe was erected in the center of the stadium.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"woo woo woo woo!"
"..."
When the audience saw that the equipment was in place, they burst into deafening laughter.
"Talent, what a talent!"
Wang Zelin, who was following the show at home, was completely stunned.
I don’t know how it was fixed, but O’Neal went up and played with it twice and it still didn’t move.
"Charles, everyone is waiting for you, come on stage quickly!"
Reggie Miller, who has always been aloof, couldn't help but urge.
"Haha, wait while I go to the dressing room to change my clothes!"
Barkley, who knew he was doomed, finally stood up amidst the cheers of the audience and walked to the locker room with the pace of an 80-year-old man. His back was full of vicissitudes and determination.
After much anticipation, Barkley finally appeared in the tunnel after spending a long time in the locker room.
A stunner wearing a pink tights and long golden wavy hair appeared in everyone's sight.
"puff!"
"I bought it!"
"Fuck!"
No one expected that Charles would be so open-minded and play so big.
O'Neal, who had just returned to the commentary table, couldn't bear it any longer. He covered his stomach with his hands and fell to the ground rolling around.
"Death is death!"
With this mentality, Buckley completed his first pole dancing performance in his life with the help of a group of hot girls.
Some people want to ask: What about singing and dancing at the same time?
Stop making trouble. It's good if people are willing to dance. Don't be so demanding. You're not a professional.
The highly effective live broadcast of this show has made Barkley, who was already very popular, known to everyone.
This is like the bet between Barkley and Yao Ming. From now on, Barkley is undoubtedly the object of ridicule, but in the long run, popularity, popularity and other things that are very beneficial to Barkley's career as a commentator will also
They come one after another.
After today's program aired, Barkley has a tendency to become the number one commentator on TNT TV.
The ancients said that blessings and misfortunes are interdependent, nothing better than this!
…
"My eyes!"
"Give my eyes back!"
After watching Buckley's sexy performance, Zhou Yang and Wang Zelin's stomachs churned and they almost vomited out their lunch.
"Uncle Zhou, I have to admit that the people on Lao Mi's side do dare to play, and they are really good at it!"
Now whenever he closes his eyes, a graceful and charming bitch will always appear in Wang Zelin's mind. I remember that there seems to be a gastric lavage operation in medicine, but I don't know if there is an eye lavage operation.
"Hold on, hold on, I came to you this time for business. Anta is almost ready. While you have a few days to spare, hurry up and shoot the commercial."
Zhou Yang quickly stopped Wang Zelin, obviously he didn't want to recall the scene just now.
After beating the Hawks on the 18th, the Trail Blazers have 5 games left in November, and their second encounter with the Mosaics is scheduled for the 22nd.
Wang Zelin rarely has four days to spare, and since this is a home game, Anta also wants to take this opportunity to finish filming the commercial quickly.
"Okay, let's shoot tomorrow!"
After hearing Zhou Yang's words, Wang Zelin nodded.
"Then I'll leave first. Please rest and be careful not to hurt your nose again."
Before leaving, Zhou Yang did not forget to give Wang Zelin some instructions.
"Um."
After sending Zhou Yang away, Wang Zelin turned his attention to the personal attribute panel. He seemed to have sensed new changes in his abilities just now.
Player: Wang Zelin
Team: Tianchao National Men’s Basketball Team/NBA Portland Trail Blazers
…
Hidden attributes of the body
Lower limb strength: 93～4
Upper body strength:90～1
Speed: 65 Explosive Power: 73
Agility: 68 Jump: 78
Bullet speed: 75 Physical fitness: 73～75
Offensive ability
Relying: 88 Layups: 86
Mid-range shot: 80 Long shot: 62
Dunk: 70～83 Pass: 62
Ball possession: 68 Free throws: 84
Breakthrough: 65
defensive ability
External defense: 55 Internal defense: 72～74
Rebounds: 76～79 Blocks: 69～71
Steals: 52
Overall rating: 80 (quasi-all-star)
Evaluation: He has the ability to serve as the main center for any team.
Talent skills:
①Innate divine power (Purple Diamond)
This talent allows the host to possess MAX-level strength attributes through acquired training.
② Dunk on the Heavenly Lord (Gold+)
After making physical contact with the opponent player within three seconds, using the body to forcefully collide with the dunk will slightly increase the dunk success rate. The three attributes of dunk, bounce, and bullet speed can all be increased by 6 points within 3 seconds. If the player completes the dunk, he will
It has an encouraging effect on teammates and restores 7% of their physical strength.
③The Overlord of the Forbidden Zone (Silver+)
When attacking from behind in the three-second zone, shooting ability increases by 4 points
…
Sure enough, the feeling last time was not wrong, Wang Zelin finally ushered in the day when his strength broke through again.
Two stars + one superstar!
And some good role players.
Unknowingly, the Trail Blazers finally had the strength to make a difference in the Western Conference.
