Lin Yi didn't expect Chen Yushu to remember it so clearly. There was no point in denying it at this moment. He had to lower his head and admit: "Okay, I accidentally entered a password out of curiosity and entered this channel without thinking... But I
I didn’t watch it, but when I saw the channel was this, I quickly turned off the TV..."
"Really?" Chen Yushu naturally didn't believe it and looked at Lin Yi suspiciously.
"Of course it's true..." Lin Yi looked aggrieved, but what he said was basically true.
"Huh!" Chen Yushu snorted coldly. She didn't want to get entangled with Lin Yi on this issue. She picked up the remote control of the set-top box on the coffee table and was about to change the channel. However, her eyes stayed on a spot on the coffee table.
On top of the toilet paper! The toilet paper was not wrapped tightly, and from the outside it was vaguely visible that there was some sticky liquid inside...
"What is this?" Chen Yushu's face suddenly turned green, and her voice trembled a little: "Okay, Lin Yi, you are actually at Yaoyao's house, watching a pornographic video on TV, and you do such an obscene thing..."
"What's wrong with me?" Lin Yi was stunned. He followed Chen Yushu's gaze to the coffee table inexplicably. When he saw the ball of toilet paper he had used, he immediately thought of something! Damn, it can't be like this.
Bad?
Lin Yi knew that Chen Yushu must have misunderstood. This wad of toilet paper, plus the sticky stuff, combined with the AV video he had watched before, would inevitably make people suspicious... Lin Yi felt so unfair.
, what’s all this!
"Yushu... don't get it wrong. I just came to the north and I'm a little acclimatized. I caught a cold. This is the toilet paper I used to wipe my nose. If you don't believe me, take a closer look..." Lin Yi said and picked up the paper.
Then I opened the wad of toilet paper on the coffee table and wanted Chen Yushu to take a closer look.
"Take it away!" Chen Yushu screamed: "I don't want to see such disgusting things, Lin Yi, you bastard!"
Lin Yi was a little embarrassed, but there was nothing he could do. Chen Yushu didn't believe it, so he couldn't force others to see it, right? He had to put the toilet paper away angrily: "Whether you believe it or not, I really am not..."
Chen Yushu rolled his eyes and suddenly thought: "I changed my mind. I don't want to eat instant noodles anymore. Go and cook for me!"
"Huh?" Lin Yi was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why?"
"Humph, because your handle fell into my hands. If you don't go, I will tell Uncle Chu that you...you were doing it at home in front of the TV, which scared both me and Yaoyao!" Chen Yushu
He said with a sly smile.
Several black lines suddenly appeared on Lin Yi's forehead, he was wronged, he was wronged! But where could he reason with this matter? If the old man found out, his whole life would be over.
Lin Yi took two deep breaths, gritted his teeth and said, "You're so cruel."
"Are you ruthless? If you weren't ruthless, you could do such shocking things!" Chen Yushu showed no sign of weakness.
Lin Yi was speechless. Although he admitted his defeat, he did not forget to take revenge on Chen Yushu: "But, do you dare to eat the food cooked by my hands?"
"Oh, no problem. The book said that the food is all protein, and it can be used to improve your health!" Chen Yushu said nonchalantly.
Lin Yi was completely speechless this time. The little devil Chen Yushu was much more difficult to deal with than Chu Mengyao. Chu Mengyao hated herself at most, but this little girl tried every means to punish herself.
However, what surprised Lin Yi was how come Chen Yushu was so different from just now? Just now she said she was disgusting and told herself to put the paper away, but now she said she had taken a beauty treatment...
"What do you want to eat?" Lin Yi asked.
"You can eat whatever you want. I don't know what's in the kitchen. Go and have a look." Chen Yushu changed her body into a comfortable position and lay down on the sofa very charmingly, with her smooth calves exposed from her pajamas.
Halfway through, it was still shaking, causing some parts of Lin Yi's body that had just restrained to react again.
"Okay..." Lin Yi was afraid that Chen Yushu would notice his embarrassment, so he bowed and walked towards the kitchen. Before he could take two steps, he was stopped by Chen Yushu.
"Brother Wrigley, what's wrong with you? What are you trying to learn?" Chen Yushu saw Lin Yi hunched over a little strangely, but when she saw Lin Yi's lower body, she immediately understood what Lin Yi was doing, her face turned red, and she hurriedly
He turned his little face sideways and hummed: "How dirty!"
Lin Yi didn't bother to explain. Since he had been discovered, he simply stood up straight and walked quickly to the kitchen.
Chen Yushu looked at Lin Yi's retreating back, with a sly smile on her lips, "Humph, are you a fool to be an aunt? Didn't you know that was nasal mucus? I learned about it in the school's physiological hygiene class. That stuff is milky white.
And it has a special smell that can be smelled from a long distance. Although Chen Yushu has never smelled the real smell of toilet paper, she has been sitting on the sofa for a long time and has not noticed the toilet paper so close at hand. Obviously, it is not there.
What a special smell.
Moreover, the most important point is that it is said on the Internet that a man's lower body will become soft after that. Looking at Lin Yi's appearance just now, it doesn't look like he looked like after venting.
However, Chen Yushu certainly wouldn't tell Lin Yi these things. She would just make a mistake and use this matter as an excuse to blackmail Lin Yi. Humph, let's see if he dares not to listen to her next time?
It was so nice to have a free attendant. Smelling the aroma coming from the kitchen, Chen Yushu felt more and more how wise her previous decision was.
Lin Yi came to the kitchen and was surprised. The kitchen facilities here are quite good. They are much better than the big earthen stove in the countryside. Everything is so modern. There is a hanging on the wall next to it.
The cute little apron is still in the Spongebob pattern, but it looks very new, and it has probably not been used much. I think these two girls have to put their hands on their clothes and open their mouths, so it is impossible for them to cook by themselves.
Lin Yi tied an apron on his body and started looking for ingredients that could be used for cooking in the kitchen. In the fresh-keeping cabinet, there were some tomatoes, spinach, celery and other vegetables, as well as some eggs, but the amount of each was small.
There are very few of them. Uncle Fu probably prepared them for Chu Mengyao just in case. It’s not known whether Chu Mengyao cooks, but as Chu Pengzhan’s most trusted person, Uncle Fu will naturally do it.
Think things through.
After looking at the staple food, there were flour and rice. Lin Yi planned to use some flour to make noodles, and then make some Yangchun noodles, but he happened to be hungry too.
Lin Yi is very familiar with cooking. He has been waiting for the old man at home all day long. Lin Yi has been doing this since he was a child, especially since the kitchen utensils here are all available. Lin Yi quickly made the noodles and started to pull them out skillfully. After a while,
A bundle of thin and chewy noodles appeared on the chopping board.