Seeing that there was no response from the two of them, the woman named Miaomiao among the couple examiners reminded them again.
Bai Mo looked around for a moment, then took off his hood, revealing a pale and handsome face. Seeing this, Zhang Rouzhu followed suit, brushing back his somewhat disheveled hair with a timid expression.
"You two should be the most beautiful couple in today's couple certification." Seeing their appearance, the man named Han Wei's eyes lit up and he commented with a smile.
Miaomiao nodded in agreement: "That's true."
Sure enough, appearance is an important attribute that is appreciated everywhere, even in the eyes of this pair of lovers who only have eyes for each other. Their attitude towards Bai Mo and Bai Mo is obviously better than the others before.
"Thanks."
Zhang Rouzhu quickly thanked her. She knew that with Bai Mo's indifferent temperament, she would probably ignore such meaningless compliments. She thought about it and responded with a smile, "Both of them are handsome men and beauties. Their sweet looks are really attractive."
.”
As expected, this flattery was very useful to the young couple. Han Wei laughed loudly and said: "What the hell, I believe you two can successfully pass the certification soon, right Miaomiao?"
He stroked the hair of the woman next to him with a doting look on his face.
"Brother Wei is right." Miaomiao responded gently, her eyes as tender as water, very seductive.
"Ahem, if you two are ready, I will start now."
Han Wei forcibly resisted the desire to kiss each other, straightened his expression, and said to Bai Mo and Bai Mo, "Next, I will ask you two questions respectively. Please think carefully, and then tell me your answers."
"We're ready."
Zhang Rouzhu glanced at Bai Mo and nodded slightly, feeling a little uneasy.
Bai Mo said nothing.
"Okay, then my first question..."
Han Wei looked at Bai Mo, who had been silent, rolled his eyes and asked, "My question is, why does this gentleman never speak, but keeps letting your lover deal with us?"
Hearing the word "lover", Zhang Rouzhu's face turned slightly red, and then he raised his head as if belatedly and asked in surprise, "Is this an assessment question?"
"certainly."
Miaomiao explained with a smile, "The significance of the assessment has never been the problem itself, but to observe the attitude of the couple in dealing with the problem."
With that said, she looked at Han Wei tenderly again, quietly waiting for Bai Mo's answer.
"Because it's boring."
At this moment, Bai Mo calmly gave his answer, "I don't want to answer meaningless questions."
As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell silent instantly, and you could hear a pin drop.
Zhang Rouzhu sighed in her heart. She knew that Bai Mo would probably answer like this, but she didn't expect it to be so direct.
Nothing...meaningless?
The lovers behind the two people and the surrounding onlookers opened their eyes even more. They couldn't help but doubt their ears, and then three big words popped up in their hearts -
What a fierce man!
No, both of them have made it clear that all they want is an attitude, so if you just give them an attitude, that's it. Why do you answer like this?
In fact, no matter what the previous examiner's question was, the answers of the previous couples were basically the same, which was to cater to the examiner as much as possible and give them the attitude they wanted.
That’s right, just like you should pay attention to promoting the main theme and subtitles when writing essays when you were a child, there are also skills in couple authentication——
As long as you can openly express how much you love your significant other, your score will never be lower.
To put it bluntly, this grandma's job is just to give you points, but you actually said a boring sentence?
...It's useless, it's useless, this guy is useless.
Everyone secretly shook their heads. Not only would this sentence not get any points, it might even arouse the resentment of the examiner of the couple... These two people might become the first couple to be eliminated in the first round.
Sure enough, after a brief silence, Han Wei's voice sounded again, but this time there was no longer a smile in his voice, but it was unusually stiff.
"Oh? What does this gentleman mean... is couple certification a meaningless process?"
"——This is my second question. Please consider it carefully before answering."
His eyes were indifferent, and he deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "carefully consider", as if to remind Bai Mo to organize his words well.
The air was dead silent, and everyone's eyes were focused on Bai Mo, with all kinds of eyes, waiting for his answer.
Zhang Rouzhu suddenly became a little nervous. Seeing that Bai Mo was still silent, he was about to bite the bullet and answer for him, but the latter's voice suddenly sounded at this moment, and there was only a simple nasal sound——
"Um."
The simple sound was like thunder, and everyone was completely dumbfounded.
The air became more and more dead. The woman in the red dress on the city wall put away her bored look, narrowed her eyes and looked coldly at the pale man below.
Bai Mo's expression was too calm, as if he was just explaining what he had eaten this morning.
However, the calmer he behaves, the more he angers everyone in Wuji City - this guy actually dares to openly say that the couple certification in Wuji City is meaningless?
Are you kidding me? Do you understand love?
However, just when everyone thought that the pretty boy was about to be thrown away by the guards, they heard the other party's calm voice again.
"In my opinion, couple certification is not a necessary process. Its judgment on love is extremely limited and even meaningless - because whether the certification is successful or not, it will not affect the relationship between Rouzhu and me."
Everyone was stunned. Such words were new, as if they had never heard anyone say them before, so they quickly pricked up their ears to hear what he said next.
Zhang Rouzhu's eyes widened instantly, with an incredible expression written on his face - this guy could actually say such a thing?
Bai Mo continued: "My relationship with Rouzhu has long been tested by various hardships. There is no distance between us physically or mentally. There is no need to deliberately prove our feelings for each other, because time itself is the most trustworthy
Letter of testimony.”
"Would anyone ask the sun to prove that it will definitely rise from the east? No, because the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. It is a matter of course. It is an eternal law that will not change due to any external factors -
—”
"The same is true for the relationship between Rouzhu and I. This is a love that even the gods will personally acknowledge. Is it necessary for you to authenticate it? Is it only love that has been authenticated?"
"The answer is no."
In the eyes of everyone who gradually became weird, Bai Mo continued, "The reason why I brought Rouzhu here for couple verification is not because I want to rely on it to prove our relationship. On the contrary, I think
Only those who have witnessed the ceremony of our love can be considered a true "couple certification"——"
"If Rouzhu hadn't asked me to come, I wouldn't have had any interest in this place. Otherwise, I might as well have spent this time loving her for a few more minutes..."
"Isn't it?"
Bai Mo's voice fell.
There was a deathly silence in the whole place.
Zhang Rouzhu blushed terribly. Although she knew that Bai Mo's words just now were all nonsense, maybe it was because the other party's expression and tone were too calm. It looked like those solemn oaths in the church, which made her feel a lot.
of touch.
She even wondered if Bai was possessed by someone, otherwise how could he say such a thing?
"Pah, pah, pah."
After a long silence, a burst of applause brought everyone back from their different thoughts.
Han Wei showed emotion on his face, shook his head and sighed: "What a 'love that even the gods will personally admit'. I like this answer - I'm sorry, I haven't asked this gentleman's name yet?"
"Bai Wu." Bai Mo said lightly.
"Zhang Rouzhu."
Zhang Rouzhu also said his name in a shy tone.
"It turns out it's Brother Bai and Miss Zhang. The more they look at each other, the more talented and beautiful they become."
Han Wei smiled gently and said, "I actually agree with what Brother Bai said from the bottom of my heart - these trivial times are indeed not as good as spending time with your lover, but we cannot deny the significance of couple certification, just like the value of a marriage certificate is not great, but
It has always had a meaning, hasn’t it?”
With that said, he took the water from Miaomiao and was about to unscrew the bottle cap. After thinking about it, he handed the water to Bai Mo and whispered: "It won't take much time to authenticate the couple, so please be patient."
, you two will have plenty of time to be intimate later."
He gave Bai Mo a knowing expression, and his attitude had undergone a 180-degree change from before, and he was even friendlier than at the beginning.
And this scene gave the onlookers a somewhat strange feeling, as if he was begging Bai Mo to continue the authentication...
The onlookers were stunned and took a deep look at Bai Mo.
I thought this guy was a fool, but I didn't expect that he would pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, secretly hiding his tricks, and create such a drama where he wanted to be strong but then suppressed.
Seeing Han Wei's expression that he was too late to meet Bai Mo but didn't bother to talk to him, everyone couldn't help but feel envious, and even had an inexplicable sense of immediacy like watching the top scorer in the college entrance examination being kneeled and licked...
Is this guy's answer just now really that good?
Some people have quietly made up their minds, whether they want to imitate this guy later, just learn from the routine...
Han Wei's change was too obvious. Bai Mo certainly noticed that something was wrong with this guy's attitude towards him, but he didn't care. Instead, he shook his head and said, "Can you stop wasting our time?"
The air was stagnant again.
Zhang Rouzhu was a little embarrassed and quickly gave Han Wei an apologetic smile.
Han Wei was also stunned, but he quickly got out of his stupor, laughed loudly, and said without hesitation: "Of course, we will enter the second round of assessment immediately."
Zhang Rouzhu said in surprise: "Did you pass the first round? But I haven't answered the question yet..."
"Hahaha, no need. Brother Bai has already said this, so there is no need to waste time to continue asking questions - you passed."
But this is too hasty...
Zhang Rouzhu was suspicious and felt a little strange.
She did not notice that at this time, a woman in a red dress was standing on the wall of Wuji City. She put down her mobile phone, lowered her head and stared at Zhang Rouzhu with interest - more precisely, at her side.
The white ink was painted on the wall, and the slender white fingers tapped the wall rhythmically. His eyes were clear, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"So round two..."
Zhang Rouzhu was about to speak when he saw Miaomiao looking at Han Wei with a distressed look on her face, and said softly: "Brother Wei, let me host it in the second round. You must be very tired after hosting it for so long in the first round."
The onlookers looked strange.
Are you kidding? This guy just said a few words, less than a hundred words at most, right? How could he be tired like this! This guy doesn’t have kidney deficiency...
If I have to say it, the pretty boy named Bai Wu is more likely to have kidney deficiency...
Everyone speculated maliciously.
"Okay, then Miaomiao, you can come."
Han Wei kissed the woman's forehead lovingly.
"Weige, have a good rest."
Miaomiao responded with a sweet smile, then looked at Bai Mo and the two of them, and said seriously: "I will take over the next assessment. I will ask a total of ten simple questions, and the two of them will answer them together. If they both
If the answers are unanimous, it will be considered passed.”
After saying that, she handed Bai Mo and Zhang Rouzhu a piece of paper and pen respectively, and gave Zhang Rouzhu an encouraging look. She smiled softly and said: "I believe that with the deep relationship between the two of you, there will be no problem in completing this assessment."
Zhang Rouzhu smiled and nodded, but she felt bitter in her heart. She didn't know much about Bai Mo's preferences, and now she didn't know anything about it. Why did this woman look more confident than her...
He turned to look at Bai Mo, only to see that the latter was still looking very calm. He nodded confidently and said, "Of course there is no problem."
Zhang Rouzhu was stunned.
"Of all the co-writers...am I the least confident?"
She couldn't help but sigh in her heart, and then cheered herself up.
Miaomiao cleared her throat and said seriously: "The first question, please also write down Mr. Bai Wu's favorite food. The time limit is five seconds."
Submit questions!
Hearing this question, Zhang Rouzhu felt happy because she happened to know the answer to this question——
Not long ago, Bai Mo brought back two very ugly bugs, and said that they were his favorite food. He also commented that those who dared not eat them had bad taste... Zhang Rouzhu still has that attitude of hating iron for not being able to make steel.
The memory is still fresh.
The name of the insect seems to be...
She recalled it for a moment, and soon wrote the words "Nightmare-Eating Insect" on the paper. At the same time, Bai Mo just stopped writing, and the two of them flashed the paper in front of Miaomiao's eyes at the same time.
Miaomiao's expression softened a little, and she said in a tone that was true: "It's true that there is a connection between the two of them, and the answers between the two of them are indeed the same..."
Zhang Rouzhu breathed a sigh of relief at first, and then became a little confused - No, does this guy really have so much confidence in us? Why?
At the same time, Miaomiao's doubtful voice suddenly sounded: "But if you'll excuse me, what is a Nightmare-Eating Insect?"
Zhang Rouzhu was stunned and hesitated to speak, not knowing how to describe it.
"A delicious insect with a different taste in every part of its body. It is a rare treasure. It's a pity that very few people dare to enjoy it." Bai Mo said lightly, thought for a moment and said, "If you feel
If you are interested..."
"Thank you...no need."
Miaomiao smiled politely.
Although she still didn't understand what the Nightmare-Eating Insect was, looking at Zhang Rouzhu's incomprehensible expression and the disgusting word "insect", she could roughly imagine what that thing looked like...
She took a deep breath: "Second question, what is Miss Rouzhu's favorite fruit? The time limit is five seconds."
This question is still not difficult.
Zhang Rouzhu breathed a sigh of relief for the first time, but soon became a little nervous - she remembered that she should have mentioned her favorite fruit to Brother Baiwu before, but it was hard to say whether the latter remembered it...
Fortunately, Bai Mo did not disappoint her and accurately wrote the word "grape" on the paper.
"Miss Rouzhu's taste is pretty good..."
Seeing the same answer again, Miaomiao's expression relaxed, and she subconsciously wanted to say the words "fairly normal". After thinking about it, she felt bad, so she changed her words, "...It's consistent with me. It just so happens that I have some
Why don't I just give it to you as fresh grapes?"
Han Wei's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this, and he thought that Miaomiao was indeed good at handling the matter.
Zhang Rouzhu was stunned for a moment, then quickly shook his head and declined: "No, no, no, fruits are very precious now, how can this be done?"
The onlookers were completely dumbfounded and secretly speculated whether there was any blood relationship between these people.
Han Wei smiled and said: "When Miaomiao said this, I remembered that there are indeed a lot of grapes in the supplies this time. They were originally planned to be distributed to the silver lovers as rewards... However, the friendship between the two is deep, so it is inevitable that they will not
Worse than a silver couple."
He quickly waved his hand behind him and motioned for his men to bring the things over.
Zhang Rouzhu smiled bitterly and still refused.
At this moment, even a fool can see that there is something wrong with the attitude of these two people, they are simply too friendly - she does not believe that Bai Mo's words can make these two people change their attitude so much.
But... why?
She subconsciously looked at Bai Mo beside her.
If there was a problem somewhere, then she believed that it would definitely be with the man next to her.
