【396】If you block my good deed again, I will make you run thirty laps
"Well, it's my daddy's and mommy's room. Come on, I'll take you in and take a look." Gu Tan said and walked in front.
The three children closed the door and played hide and seek in their parents' room. After playing for a while, Ye Duoduo picked up something from the ground.
"Is this a balloon?"
Gu Yu stretched her head and took the contraceptive condom in her hand. She looked at it repeatedly and finally came to the conclusion, "This is not a balloon. Look, it says, contraceptive condom!"
"Gu Yu, what is a contraceptive condom?"
Gu Tan snatched it from Gu Yu's hand and threw it into the trash can. "This is an adult's thing. We children shouldn't know so much."
"I want to know."
"This is a tool to prevent pregnancy." Gu Yu couldn't help but say.
"Then how did you get pregnant? How did you give birth to the baby?" Ye Duoduo asked next.
"Why don't you understand anything?" Gu Yu said disgustedly, "It's just that Daddy and Mommy lie in bed for one night and have a baby. You don't understand such a simple truth."
Ye Duoduo simply ignored his dislike and suddenly became a little excited, "Does it mean that if Brother Azhan and I sleep together, we can have a baby?"
Gu Yu: “…………”
Gu Tan: “…………”
"Isn't it? Isn't that what you said?"
Gu Yu groaned, "Are you an idiot? How old are we when we have babies? We are all babies ourselves. Brother, don't worry about your wife, she is going to brainwash me as an idiot."
After saying that, he turned around and walked out.
Ye Duoduo felt a little aggrieved. Gu Tan stepped forward and took her chubby little hand, "When we grow up, you can have as many babies as you want."
Ye Duoduo's face turned red and she said "hmm".
***
After finally squeezing into Ye Xiaoyi's car, Quan Hening was very tired.
"I'll go to the store and you go to school?"
"I will go wherever you go."
Ye Xiaoyi snorted coldly, "I'm going to the women's bathroom, do you want to go with me?"
"Okay, it's just convenient to do something."
Mentioning this, Ye Xiaoyi's little universe was on fire. Damn it, he still dared to ask for something in front of her.
"Be who you are."
Quan He smiled, "Why didn't you answer my call?"
"Why should I answer? Who are you?"
"Ex-husband."
"Since we are ex-husbands, it doesn't matter if we don't pick up the conversation. It's all in the past anyway." Ye Xiaoyi reached out and turned on the music, and explosive dance music suddenly sounded in the car.
The lips of those who listened were about to move.
Quan Hening was very unwilling to hear sentences that came out of her mouth that had nothing to do with her, even though they had nothing to do with each other now.
"Excuse me, Miss Ye, can I participate in your present tense now? Can I stay in your future tense in the future?"
She said unceremoniously, "No, because I really don't like you, an old cow. Please go graze somewhere else."
"Ye Xiaoyi!"
"Here, I'm not deaf, why are you shouting so loudly?"
"I repeat, please, please don't insult my character, I... am still very young..."
Ye Xiaoyi smiled, "But for me, you are already old. You like to eat young grass, and I also like it. I made an appointment with an eighteen-year-old handsome man tonight. He is so handsome, and his skin is tender and white.
It’s so tender and white, it makes me feel so happy. I’m going to try it tonight.”
"Then you will definitely not be able to see me." He said firmly, "Do you think I will give you the opportunity to ruin yourself?"
"Why have I ruined myself? It hurts to mind your own business." She had known for a long time that he was the mastermind behind the scenes. Otherwise, why would the little boy she dated not be able to keep the date every time, even once or twice?
After ten times, even a blind man can see what is going on.
"The pain in my balls no longer lasts for a while, it's hopeless."
Ye Xiaoyi opened the car window and choked out two words, "Boring."
He leaned back on the chair and quilt and said, "Nip in the cradle all those of the opposite sex who approach you. This is something that requires a combination of mind, energy, and physical strength. I worry about you, how can you repay me?"
"Would you like to give you twenty feet?"
"don't want."
"You've messed up everything. Now I only go home when I go to the store. I heard that the gathering of A's single aristocrats is about to start again. Originally I didn't want to attend, but you forced me not to attend.
Yes, I will go find one tonight. He is fair and aboveboard. If you stop my good deeds again, I will make you run around thirty times!"
"Well, it won't happen this time." He said calmly.
Ye Xiaoyi was a little surprised. He was so easy to talk to and suddenly gave up?
Although I feel a little uncomfortable.
"Um?"
Quan Hening turned his head, looked at her, and said as if he was instructing his daughter to be married, "Wear something unique when you go. You must go back at nine o'clock in the evening. If there is any sexual harassment, please report it to me."
, I will kill him with one shot."
"I thought you were going too."
Quan Hening chuckled lazily, "I won't go to that boring place."
The car stopped in front of the university, "Get off."
"Kiss me and I'll get off."
Ye Xiaoyi reached out and opened the car door, then kicked him down. Finally, he closed the car door and drove away.
He had never been kicked out in such an embarrassing situation. Quan Hening punched the trousers that were kicked by her, buttoned his suit and walked into the school gate.
"Professor Quan, there is someone waiting for you in your office."
"Oh, I see."
When he opened the door and saw the figure, he knew who it was.
"Yuxia, why are you here?"
Yu Xia stood up immediately, "Boss, I'm here to give you something."
"What?"
She took out a red invitation from behind and handed it to him, "This is my sister's wedding invitation. My sister said she hopes you will attend her wedding."
Quan Hening took it in his hand, opened it, and when he saw the groom's name, he immediately closed it and threw it on the table.
"Your sister has reached the point where she will die if she doesn't want to die. The groom's name is so familiar. Tell her that I will not attend. She makes me feel sick."
Yu Xia lowered her head and said, "Boss, my sister has been unable to get pregnant for the rest of her life because of Ye Xiaoyi. She is getting married, why don't you go? Don't you feel a little bit guilty for her in your heart?"
Quan Hening sat on the chair, "My guilt has been wiped away by her, and my love for her has gradually become less and less. The person she is going to marry is not the same person I witnessed in bed."
Are you a man? Didn't you abandon her? Why do you want to marry her? I really don't understand what kind of man can be so tolerant. Maybe the two of them have never been separated at all, what do you think?"