【469】Three naughty bags are mad at the teacher to death in class
Hibiscus was frightened, and quickly turned around, her face turned pale, "I'm...sorry."
Lin Jiaoyang stepped forward, sat in his seat, looked at her, "I have nothing to be sorry for."
He reached out and put the photo album in his drawer, locked it, and said, "Is it cleaned inside?"
She nodded, "I've cleaned it up and I'm leaving now."
As he was about to take the cleaning tools out, he said, "Send these tools down and come up again."
She was stunned for a moment, then nodded.
After a while, he opened the door and walked in again.
"Close the door."
Hibiscus did as she was told and approached the desk.
"Hibiscus, actually, I thought you knew, and I didn't want to hide it from you."
She was a little at a loss, "Mr. Lin... which thing are you referring to?"
"Both."
"Apart from reading novels online, I don't pay much attention to anything else. I just found out about it today."
He looked at her and felt her restraint.
Lin Jiaoyang stood up, walked to her, stretched out his hand and pinched her chin, "Why were you crying at the bathroom door just now?"
She was shocked, "Mr. Lin...how do you know?"
He turned around and turned the computer over, and she saw the surveillance on the screen at a glance.
"You spy on me?"
"I just took a look. Tell me, why are you crying?"
She lowered her head, "I don't know."
Lin Jiaoyang asked again, "You don't have a boyfriend, right?"
"No."
"Then stay with me." Lin Jiaoyang needed a lot of courage to say this.
"What?" She raised her face and looked at him in confusion.
"Stay with me, I think your temperament makes me feel at ease."
It's not like, let alone love, but peace of mind.
"You are not Aian..."
Lin Jiaoyang hugged her, and the special fragrance from his body made Mu Jin's whole body feel like it was struck by lightning, and she didn't dare to move.
"I have loved her for many years, and this love will not disappear all at once, but I believe in time. I believe that there will always be a woman who appears by my side at the end, and my love will transfer to her bit by bit.
Can you do it?"
I don’t know why Hibiscus suddenly behaved like this, it’s so unexpected!
She still thinks it's a hallucination.
"Mr. Lin...are you serious?"
He let go of her with a smile on his face, "Could it be that you think I'm joking with you?"
She blushed like a red apple, "I didn't expect you would let me..."
"I'm almost thirty years old. I'm not young anymore. I'm the only son in the family. I've been urged by my mother for a long time. I want to give it a try. I want to try it with you."
She seemed to have gathered enough courage, "I want to try it too, let's try it with you."
"Well, okay, let's try it first. Don't call me Mr. Lin or Mr. Lin from now on. Just call me Jiaoyang."
She nodded and immediately turned around, "I'm going out first."
"good."
Hibiscus ran very fast, opened the door and ran away. Until she was very far away, her blushing and heartbeat symptoms had not disappeared.
Lin Jiaoyang turned around, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and stood in front of the window, looking at the distant sky with an unclear expression.
A relationship that is not about love may be a failure, it may be a drama, it may be a comedy, it all depends on how the parties involved operate.
Everything has risks, the key depends on whether people dare to take risks.
***
The three children became classmates. The teacher who came to teach was not a young female teacher, but a retired professor from the highest university in the country.
If it weren't for An Xiaonuan's sake, he wouldn't be a teacher for three little kids.
The professor is sixty-one years old this year, has a long beard, wears a pair of glasses, and is in particularly good spirits.
When he came to Gu's house and saw these three little carrot heads, he made a conclusion in his first sentence and laughed, "Look, each of these three little babies is law-abiding and honest."
She walked into the room with her schoolbag. In front of her were two tables, which were merged together. Ye Duoduo sat in the middle, and the other two sat on either side of her.
Seeing him come in, Gu Yu took the lead and asked, "Grandpa, are you our teacher?"
The old professor replied, "Yes, today, I will come to give you the first class."
Ye Duoduo asked, "Teacher, what lesson are you going to teach us today?"
"We have math this morning and Chinese in the afternoon, okay?"
The three of them clapped their hands and said, "Okay, okay."
"I am best at mathematics." Ye Duoduo volunteered, "I am good at mathematics."
The old professor nodded, "Well, that's right. I have brought three sets of textbooks and distributed them to you. We will start studying from the first page."
After he handed out the text, he took chalk on the blackboard and wrote four big words: Introduce yourself.
"Now, let's look at the first page. It says self-introduction. Can you three introduce yourselves to the teacher one by one and tell the teacher what your strengths are?"
Gu Tan stood up and replied calmly, "I'll come first. My name is Gu Tan. I'm going to be graduating this year. I have money, a house, a car, talent, background, identity, looks, ideals, and a wife.
It’s just the kids, thank you.”
The old professor's eyes widened, "Gu...Tan, please tell the teacher, what does it mean for you to take the third grade this year?"
Gu Tan replied, "It means that I am running towards the age of three. I am over two years old, so shouldn't I be heading towards the age of three?"
The old professor nodded, "There are quite a lot of advantages. He even has a wife. Alas, the teacher is ashamed of himself. He is still a bachelor to this day."
"Teacher, why are you an old bachelor?"
"My wife died of cancer when she was in her forties. I haven't found her yet. Isn't she just a bachelor? Okay, you sit down and the next one will start."
Ye Duoduo stood up.
"My name is Ye Duoduo. My name means everything. I am more beautiful, more cute, more gentle, more kind, more virtuous, and more temperamental. In short, I am a great beauty, but this is not my only advantage.
, my biggest advantage is that I have a husband who is rich, has a house, a car, talent, background, status, looks, and ideals. He is Gu Tan, thank you."
The old professor's face had begun to twitch. "Teacher, I would like to ask, do your parents know that you two have made a lifelong decision?"
"I know." They answered in unison, which made the old professor feel that his outlook on life was ruined.
He pointed at Gu Yu with trembling fingers, "It's your turn."
Gu Yu stood up and said, "Teacher, I have no merit."
The old professor said in disbelief, "Your brother has so many advantages, but you have no advantages? What do you have?"
"I don't have study, family, height, looks, coolness, muscles, martial arts, diligence, seriousness, responsibility, hardship, endurance, humility, enthusiasm, wife, and children.
, in short, nothing."
The old professor vomited blood. How did these three children grow up?
Are these three children still products of the earth?
"Okay! Please sit down."
The old professor took a deep breath and said, "Today we start learning to recognize numbers..."
Before he finished speaking, Gu Tan said, "Teacher, we all know how to recognize numbers. There is no need to teach us this. Why don't you teach us addition and subtraction?"
"It's so awesome, let's start learning addition and subtraction."
"..." Several dozen minutes passed.
The old professor put down the textbook and said, "Have you learned everything I just taught?"
"Learned!" the slogan shouted in unison.
"Okay, then I'll test it." He put his hands behind his back and said with a smile, "Gu Tan, stand up and answer the question."
He stood up and looked at the old professor.
"1+1=?"
"2"
"3+2=?"
"5"
"7+3=?"
"10"
"Okay, sit down. We taught you addition within ten today. You learned well." The old professor nodded and continued, "Ye Duoduo."
Ye Duoduo stood up, a little uneasy, "You just said that you are good at mathematics, and the teacher will test you now."
"Teacher, did I really say this just now?"
The old professor chuckled and said, "Teacher is not deaf yet. Now, let me ask you, 5+3=?"
Ye Duoduo pondered for a moment, glanced at Gu Tan, and then replied, "8."
"Okay, the answer is correct and sit down."
Ye Duoduo hurriedly sat down. Unexpectedly, he sat down after answering a question.
"Gu Yu, it's your turn."
Gu Yu stood up and accepted questions.
"2+2=?"
Gu Yu looked up to the sky and answered, "3"
"The answer is wrong, it's 4." The old professor asked again, "4+2=?"
"4."
"No, it's 6." He looked at Gu Yu, "I answered both questions wrong. Did you listen to the class? Listen again, 2+4=?"
"2."
The old professor's beard was so angry that he said, "The answer to the last question is 6. How can it be correct if the two numbers are reversed?"
"Teacher, I think there is something wrong with this math."
"what is the problem?"
"Why does 1+1 equal 2? This is a low-probability event. For example, my brother and I are twins, and they are both boys. The sum of them together is 2, so the sum of me and Duoduo is still 2.
Is that right? We all have the same gender, and I don’t think we can equal a certain number just because we add up the individuals.”
"What kind of fallacy is this?"
"Gu Yu is wrong."
"…………"
When An Xiaonuan arrived home at noon, she found the old professor with a bristling beard coming out holding books, "Teacher, how are the children doing in class?"
Just as the old professor was about to speak, Gu Yu ran over and said, "Mommy, the teacher said that we are all obedient and motivated in our studies. We are talented people."
The old professor replied angrily, "Yes! Miss An, I'm going back first and will come back in the afternoon."
"Okay, thank you for your hard work."
Back in the living room, An Xiaonuan told the three of them, "Teacher has trained many talented people. It is not easy for you to take classes with him. If you are under his command, you will definitely achieve excellent results."
"Mommy, what is a talent that is a pillar, a talent that builds a house?"
"…………"
"Pillar and Liangzhicai is an idiom. "Dongliangzhicai" refers to the backbone, the main beam, the wood that can be used as the main beam of the house. It is a metaphor for the talents who can take on the important responsibilities of the country. Do you understand?"