"I'm telling you!" Jing Tian'er raised her eyes and looked at him with a smile, her eyes curved into cute crescent moons, "It's been more than half a month since I secretly returned to China. During these more than half a month, I've been looking for my dad's
Little wife three times!”
"The first time, she was getting a new hairstyle in the barber shop. I pretended to be the barber's assistant and cut her hair into a mess. When she saw the new hairstyle I gave her, she screamed louder than a ghost."
"The second time, she was drinking coffee with a group of ladies in a cafe. I threw a few rotten eggs at her face. Her face immediately turned into a palette, white and yellow.
It’s dark and smelly, which is a pleasant feeling.”
"The third time, today, I poured gutter oil all over her, and she screamed and wanted to chase me, but she fell down hard and was so embarrassed! Hahaha, I laughed to death!" Jing Tian
He turned around mischievously and walked backwards, laughing so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist.
After laughing for a while, she wiped the tears from her laughter, looked at Duan Luhen and said, "But this time she learned the lesson and brought out more than a dozen bodyguards. I ran through several alleys but couldn't get rid of them."
Fortunately, I met you later, otherwise I might have been taken back by them!"
"Does your father's little wife know you?"
"I don't know! Not only does she not know me, but even my father doesn't know me!" Jing Tian'er said nonchalantly, "My father and my mother divorced when I was still in my mother's belly.
"
"Oh?" Duan Luhen's eyes were still indifferent, but there was a hint of affection deep in his eyes that was difficult to detect, "Why did they divorce?"
"Because it's my dad's little wife!" Jing Tian'er curled her lips, "This is a story about a wealthy family fighting in a bad street. It's bloody and boring. Are you sure you want to listen?"
"Yeah." He was surprised that this little girl could have such an indifferent attitude when talking about her parents' divorce.
"Then I'll tell you," Jing Tian'er shrugged nonchalantly, "My dad's little wife turned out to be my dad's secretary. Then one time, she climbed on top of my dad's bed while my dad was drunk and my mom wasn't at home.
into my dad’s bed.”
"My father and my mother were childhood sweethearts and had a very good relationship. Later, my mother forgave my father, gave the secretary a sum of money, and let her go away."
"Unexpectedly, a year later, the secretary came back again and took back my father's son. My mother and my father have been married for two years and they haven't gotten pregnant. She doesn't know what kind of bad luck she got. She only lives with me.
Dad went to bed once and gave birth to a son."
"When my grandma saw a white and fat grandson falling from the sky, she was so happy that she forced my father and my mother to divorce."
"My dad initially disagreed, but later, my grandma hanged herself and went on a hunger strike. She forced my dad to have no choice but to divorce my mom."
"My mother was heartbroken and wanted to die. Just when she was lying on the bed dying, she discovered that I was in her belly, so she came back to life like a cockroach that couldn't be killed!"
At this point, Jing Tianer stuck out her tongue playfully, "These are my mother's exact words!"
She pointed her finger back at the tip of her nose and raised her chin proudly, "This girl is my mother's savior, isn't she awesome?"
"Well, that's great!" Duan Luhen looked at her with a smile, his eyes were very warm, "Then you returned to China this time to avenge your mother?"
