Lu Mingfei's eyelids moved slightly, which meant that he woke up from a sleep that was neither long nor short, but must have been so sweet that his mouth was drooling.
He did not open his eyes immediately, but frowned. Lying on the bed, he did not need to actively recall what he was doing the moment before losing consciousness, because there was no need. No matter whether he was before or after coma.
, his mind had already been filled with a thought, and that thought was the reason why he woke up now.
I'm so hungry. I need to get something to eat and then go back to sleep.
There is no way. Lu Mingfei, who is 19 years old and in his prime, is just growing up. He needs to consume 3,000 calories a day. If he loses one calorie, he has to eat it back from the midnight snack TIME the next morning.
For this reason, he also forged a deep friendship with the take-out canteen of Kassel College. When he picked up the phone and made a call to place an order at the usual time, he and the deep magnetic voice of the German chef opposite him could already condense it into three words:
Um
Um?
Um!
Well, although there may be some artistic exaggeration in it, the meaning is basically this.
For late night snacks, you can occasionally receive free small desserts and cards from the school night shift cafeteria. Lu Mingfei is the only one in the college. Every time the dessert comes with a card, it says thank you's from all the cafeteria staff.
Favored by 'S,-class's, he also euphemistically expressed several times that he was worried about his body fat content based on the recipes and frequency of 'S,-class' late-night snacks, fearing that excessively fatty late-night snacks would affect 'S,-class' future dragon-slaying plans.
If the S-class can't outrun Long Yan on the battlefield because of their weight problem, then all the staff in their cafeteria will have to take off their hats and apologize at the press conference...
Lu Mingfei actually wanted to refute many times. Although I ordered this late-night snack, the other S-level guy in the same dormitory also had to share in the food, and every time he insisted on "Oh, I ordered everything."
He showed off my fried chicken in a hypocritical manner, why don’t you write a small card to worry about his body fat problem?
But he really couldn't say these words, because when he lowered his head, he could really pinch his increasingly plump belly, and the bastard showing off his chicken legs was called Henry Cavill (this is indeed an adjective).
He also asked Henrica Weil for advice on how to have a good figure and legally seduce his junior and senior sisters. The answer he received was that before dawn the next day, he was taken to a mysterious gym in the college by the skin of his neck, where he participated in a program called
During the morning training of the "Breakfast Club", on that hellish morning, Lu Mingfei vomited up his breakfast and last night's midnight snack halfway through the training, so he naturally understood where his opponent's calories from last night had gone.
From then on, Lu Mingfei only showed off his late-night snacks, pinched his gradually inflated hula hoop and never complained about any problems, just to stay as far away from those perverts as possible. Although it was painful for him to gain weight, he still ate late at night.
At least Chicken Legs is really happy and can forget the fear of being dominated by various sexual subjects during the day.
However, all this became history after Lu Mingfei was drugged and carried into the Garden of Eden.
Although it is just a temporary house arrest, it cannot be said to be a real Tie Shang Lei or Wo Wo Tou. After all, no matter how poor the people in the investigation team are, they will take care of you three meals a day, but here is the problem. They take care of three meals a day.
Just three meals. After three meals, there will be nothing left! Don’t even think about milk tea, afternoon tea, late night snacks, etc. I feel like these beasts in the investigation team are more likely to be chewed on every meal of bone oil on Lu Mingfei’s plate.
Clean pork knuckles need to be treated more rigorously.
No... Thinking of the pork knuckle, Lu Mingfei's stomach started to hurt from hunger again.
Speaking of which, is it time for dinner? Is the quota for pork knuckles in the morning fulfilled? Where is the humanitarianism? Where is the Geneva Convention? Where is the pork knuckles?
He couldn't help it anymore, opened his eyes, and saw a straight zombie sitting up. He was thinking about the protest of the camera in the corner of the original forest-style ecological barn in his memory, but when he scanned the surrounding environment, he was stunned for an instant...and then he
Lying back down honestly.
When he woke up, Lu Mingfei felt that he had traveled through time for a moment. The last time he felt like traveling through time was when he woke up and looked at the Amazon anaconda.
When he woke up, there was no zoo ecological warehouse with rich greenery, tinkling spring water, and pleasant scenery around him. Instead, there was just an empty tent made of yellow cloth.
Inside, there was nothing but a wooden bed covered with white cloth that he was lying on. The ground was plowed black soil. There were a few lighted white candles standing in the corners of the tent, casting the shadow of the wooden bed onto the tent.
All sides.
The atmosphere is a bit weird.
Lu Mingfei was lying on the wooden bed in a daze without daring to move. He didn't know what happened. Why did he sleep in a mourning hall again?
Although it seems that people named Lu Mingfei are easy to dress up these days, and it is normal for him to wear one, but he is very successful at Kassel College and returns home in fine clothes at the end of every semester, so there is no need for him to do so.
Wearing one will change your life!
Muttering in his heart, Lu Mingfei still wanted to figure out what was going on with him, but before he could sit up again, his peripheral vision suddenly caught sight of the shadow on the side of the tent, and his whole body suddenly became terrified.
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On the light yellow cover of the tent, there is a dark shadow of the only elevated wooden bed in the tent. It is a black and slightly tilted rectangle. There is a layer of irregular bulges on the rectangle, which rises from the middle to the back.
It can be seen from the slightly higher mound (small belly) that it is Lu Mingfei lying down.
However, what really frightened Lu Mingfei was the horrifying shadow under the wooden bed - in the hollow space under the rectangular black shadow on the tarpaulin, there was actually the shadow of a child squatting there with his legs in his arms, forming a group.
A ball, like a baby in its mother's womb, was hidden directly under Lu Mingfei on the wooden bed, motionless.
Don't, don't, don't, don't worry, you must be sitting and forgetting the way.
Lu Mingfei's whole body was frozen and he didn't dare to move. The candles in the four corners of the tent were burning quietly. He felt that any move he made would be a provocation to the "child" under the bed.
Anyway, let’s pretend to sleep for now, maybe this is a dream?
Lu Mingfei thought so, and did the same thing. When he encountered something weird that he couldn't understand, he would just lie down and start acting like an ostrich, because he had heard about the guy Lin Nian talked about when they were chatting with him over midnight snacks. A pure-blooded dragon sleeps with a tough guy brother in a coffin. Sometimes bad things happen and you can't stop them, so just don't accept them.
In the two years since Lu Mingfei entered Kassel Academy, he has broken through the Dragon King's hometown and challenged pure-blooded dragons. What scene has he not seen? When he woke up, he lay in the mourning hall covered with white cloth, with the four corners of the southeast, northwest and northwest Four candles were lit, and there was a child squatting under the bed... He had never seen this scene before.
There is no shame in being a coward. He is an elite dragon slayer, not an elite ghost hunter. Although the professors have confirmed that almost all supernatural events in the world are related to dragons, Lu Mingfei raised his hand and asked the professor, "Do you feel scared after watching ghost movies?" Well, the professor pushed up his glasses and nodded seriously, saying that he would definitely still be afraid...
Look, everyone understands the truth, but everyone will be a coward!
But before Lu Mingfei could give up, he was horrified to find that in the shadow of the yellow tent, the child under the bed started to squirm, gradually climbed out of the wooden bed, and then slowly set up beside the bed
A pair of ghostly blue eyes met Lu Mingfei, who was lying on his back with his head turned sideways. Lu Mingfei even saw himself with a distorted face in those eyes.
"Ghost!"
Lin Nian taught Carp Fighting Lu Mingfei for a whole semester, but he was now self-taught. He launched himself off the wooden bed like a fat catfish, and the white cloth covering his body flew up and slowly landed on the kid beside the bed. After the fat fish landed, it evolved its limbs. It used all four limbs to crawl out of the tent. When it reached the door, it was about to get up and sprint for 100 meters. As a result, its head was directly hit by a hand stretched out from the tent. Pressed down!
"It's over!" Feeling the delicate touch on his head, Lu Mingfei's heart went cold. He felt that the one holding him must be a voluptuous female ghost, maybe the mother of the little ghost under his bed. This Next time, mother and son join forces to make themselves into rice bowls.
He felt that he wanted to die more gloriously and see if he could exchange one for one, so he mustered up the courage to activate his housekeeping spirit, Lunar Eclipse, to see if the female ghost could also be copied by him. ...But the female ghost in front of him seemed to have foreseen it, and the Nine Yin White Bone Claws pressed his head harder, making him unable to lift his head.
"Senior brother...you have to act like a hooligan as soon as you wake up.
"?" the female ghost said leisurely.
Lu Mingfei was stunned, because the voice of this female ghost was a bit familiar. Could it be that the on-set voice actor was replaced or the same voice actors? Did the director team have no money to hire new people? Of course, there is another possibility, that is He seems to be really acting like a gangster now.
The tent was opened, and the people outside pressed Lu Mingfei's head and walked in. Lu Mingfei's head didn't move, his eyes drifted upward, and then he remembered the masterpiece "What's Under a Girl's Skirt?" .
The "female ghost" in front of him was wearing the spring and summer uniform of Kassel College, a dark green short skirt and a pair of white bare legs that would make anyone confused. She was slender and well-proportioned. With Lu Mingfei's posture and angle, Once he really raises his head, then the girl's scenery under the skirt will be clearly visible. According to the character of the owner of these food-grade legs, there must be no such thing as safety pants to disgrace the scenery, so if he really raises his head, If he loses his head, he will never be able to lift his head again for the rest of his life.
"Wow, why are you such a gangster? You're peeping with golden eyes!" The female ghost noticed that Lu Mingfei's eyes, which were looking up erratically, were still glowing with gold, and she pushed the pervert's eyes hard in anger. forehead, and then came a clean poke to the eye.
Lu Mingfei couldn't dodge, and he also had a ghost in his heart. He was hit directly and then covered his eyes and fell to the ground in pain.
His left hand made a scissor-like shape for his eyes, and his right hand held a bowl of hot porridge sprinkled with bright red pepper. Xia Mi squinted his eyes to look at the crooked senior brother who was curled up in pain on the ground, and patted himself gently as he was almost raped by a pervert. Guang Wei's short skirt said, "Senior brother Mingfei, if you are in a hurry, I suggest you find a girlfriend. I see that you actually have a lot of fan groups on the forum, but you are still single. Is there some Guang Wei who refuses to hook up with fans? Is the real plot in it?"
"No, those are all fake fans! In the name of dating me, they secretly checked Lin Nian's measurements and the color of his underwear from Monday to weekend, and also tried to buy the original flavor from me at a high price." Lu Mingfei explained while lying on the ground in pain.
"Tsk, as expected, the girls here don't have a fuel-efficient lamp." Xia Mi held the bowl in his right hand, squatting on the ground and looking at his senior brother Lu and sighed, "Are you hungry? The spicy white rice in the cafeteria is delicious. Porridge, I also soaked two eggs for you."
"Don't worry, you are the female ghost, the female ghost's son." Lu Mingfei covered his eyes with his hands and stretched slightly and looked up at the wooden bed. The guy covered with white sheets lifted the white cloth and a pair of His blue eyes looked at him doubtfully, as if he didn't know what was going on with him just now.
It turns out that instead of being a mother and son soldier, we are going into battle as a brother and sister soldier.
"Why are you here? Didn't I tell you to stop running around and stay in Norton Hall?" Xia Mi was also surprised when he saw Xia Wang beside the wooden bed.
"Sister." Xia Wang was very honest, walked to Xia Mi, and then stared at the bowl of porridge, "I'm hungry, I came out to find something to eat."
Xia Mi raised the porridge, "This belongs to your senior brother Mingfei... Didn't you just eat a few croissants and milk before? Why are you hungry again?"
"Adolescence is developing." Xia Wang said.
"I'm shocked, who taught you these words?" Xia Mi was a little shocked. This was the first time she knew that this word could be found in her naughty child's dictionary.
"Lin Nian." Xia Wang said.
Xia Mi covered his forehead in pain, "In these special times, you can easily be caught if you run around, okay?"
"I can't find Lin Nian. I want to play with him." Xia Wang also squatted down and took hold of Xia Mi's short skirt. Lu Mingfei, who was lying on the ground, accidentally caught a glimpse of the short skirt. ...Then he turned sideways silently, pretending that nothing was wrong, he didn't want to really have his eyes gouged out.
Why would Senior Brother Lin Nian play with you? When did you have such a good relationship... Be obedient and I will take you back to Norton." Xia Mi touched the head of his younger brother, who at most has an IQ of five or six years old.
The child simply couldn't understand how confusing the current situation was and how subtle his identity was. It seemed that he would indeed have to follow him every step of the way in the next few days.
"Senior Brother Mingfei, have you seen enough?" Xia Mi suddenly turned his head to look at Lu Mingfei on the ground, curled his lips, and handed over the porridge.
"Thank you for your hospitality." Lu Mingfei's word has multiple meanings.
He took the bowl, looked at Xia Mi and Xia Wang who stood up, and looked around, "What's going on now? Lin Nian finally couldn't control himself and attacked the investigation team at night, and took us to escape overnight to camp in the wilderness.
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"Are you really lying?" Xia Mi looked at Lu Mingfei, who was squatting on the ground and starting to show off his porridge, with a ridiculous expression. "Don't tell me that you really slept through the whole process after there was such a big movement last night? Senior Sister Xiaoqiang and
I couldn’t believe it when I said that Senior Brother Chu Zihang was carrying you with one hand and letting Jun Yan rush out of the ground with the other hand.”
"Ahem...what are you talking about? What Jun Yan? What's carrying me?" Lu Mingfei almost got the porridge in his nostrils. He looked up at Xia Mi in confusion.
"You really don't know? You don't know?" Xia Mi glared at Lu Mingfei, feeling that this kid was bluffing him.
"What do you know? Um, junior sister, what's wrong with your hand?" Lu Mingfei suddenly noticed that Xia Mi's left arm to forearm was covered with white bandages, and the face under the air bangs was as beautiful as a painting.
There is even a small wound on the forehead that is particularly conspicuous.
"Well, last night when I was evacuating, I ran a little slow and was scratched by a flying stone." Xia Mi touched his forehead, "When I was rescuing people in the dark, the steel bar protruding from the rock also cut my arm.
, I also went to get a tetanus shot in the morning, I’m so unlucky.”
"Escape last night? What refuge? What happened last night?" Lu Mingfei suddenly felt that the porridge in the bowl was no longer fragrant.
"You...really don't know?" Xia Mi looked at Lu Mingfei and felt that this guy was a bit outrageous. Last night the earth shook and Norma's alarm and red light made the whole school look like a KTV. Well of Oblivion
He also sprayed a cloud of fireworks into the sky. With such a big movement, even the living corpses lying in the life-support cabins in the ice cellar would have to crawl out to see what was happening outside. But you tell me that you, a big living person, are still the closest to the ice cellar.
How many living people have slept till now and haven't woken up yet?
"I really don't know." Lu Mingfei couldn't help but put down the bowl and picked it up again. He was still hungry, so he decided to take a few more bites.
"In short, late last night, Norma raised an alarm about the invasion of dragons. It was suspected that the dragons had sneaked into the ice cellar and were discovered, and a fight broke out. Although I didn't see what the dragons looked like, I heard that the fight was fierce.
It's so intense that the entire northwest of Shanxi is in chaos like spicy porridge in your bowl... I heard the seniors and senior sisters mentioned during their discussion that this situation is similar to the last time the college was invaded, right? Although I just enrolled in school, I don't know the last time.
What's the situation?" Xia Mi explained.
"Last time... holy shit, the college exploded again?" Lu Mingfei felt as if he was struck by lightning. Now he really had to put down the bowl. He handed the bowl to Xia Mi without bothering to wipe the spicy oil from the corner of his mouth.
, he directly bypassed the confused Xia Mi and Xia Wang and headed towards the tent door.
"I'm going, senior brother, don't go out!" Xia Mi couldn't stop Lu Mingfei for the first time while holding the bowl, and couldn't catch him even with the bowl in his hand.
Lu Mingfei didn't hear Xia Mi's dissuasion and got out of the tent directly. The moment he got out of the tent, he suddenly stopped because he had to stop because there was a large group of people wearing jammed clothes.
The students in the uniforms of Er College suddenly surrounded him. Their faces were full of menace and indignation. Everyone's face was filled with anger, except for the one who was holding a knife!
Damn it, as for that? Didn’t I just sleep a little to death? As for such a large group of people coming to accuse me?
The shocked Lu Mingfei had something in his heart and was about to take action, but before he could retreat to the tent, several guns and cannons were already in front of him, accompanied by the flash of camera lights!
The white light and the black circle remaining in his vision almost blinded Lu Mingfei... Yes, he seemed to recognize the first few of this group of people. They were the paparazzi from the Ministry of Information. They had been squatting outside the tent for a long time. As soon as he showed his head, he
The crowd rushed over like wolves and tigers!
He didn't have time to see what was going on. He covered his eyes, and the chaotic and noisy voices of a large group of people surrounded him, rushing straight into his ears:
"Junior brother Lu Mingfei! Junior brother Lu Mingfei! I heard that you and the president of the Lion Heart Club were secretly imprisoned by the investigation team of the school board that went to the school. Is this true?" The Information Department held a long gun and a short gun.
The paparazzi pressed closer and closer, almost thrusting the radio equipment into Lu Mingfei's throat, and the camera's spotlight flashed one after another.
"I really can't stand it anymore. That investigation team is so deceptive. They actually accused you, the president, and senior brother Lin Nian of being of dangerous bloodline! We need to hold a hearing to punish you! This is slander! Slander! We need a **
*Protest!" An African-American boy wearing a Lions Hearts armband was so angry that his face was red. It can make an African-American's blood surge so much that you can see her blushing. You can really feel the anger of being insulted.
"The people in the investigation team claimed that you released a dragon during a secret operation in Chicago, causing the mission to completely fail! This is simply made up of nothing! No one with any brains would think that there are two more presidents of the Lion Heart Society."
The S, level meeting failed! The people in the investigation team have become shameless in order to slander!" A third-year student said while pointing at the ground in pain, his eyes full of determination and indignation!
"They all said that the president and you received unfair treatment during the illegal imprisonment of the investigation team! Is this true?" A girl wearing the same spring and summer school uniform as Xia Ya asked angrily, "How dare they do this?
To the students!"
"Junior Brother Lu Mingfei, Senior Brother, let me tell you, you don't even know. You don't know. You don't even know. You don't know at all. Now, let me tell you, Junior Brother, you, you. Completely, you
Do you know? In fact, let me tell you, the current investigation team is saying, but, but can be said that those guys are but, junior brother, do you understand?" A senior who was so anxious that he almost spit on Lu Mingfei's face
.
"It seems that the people from the investigation team are still patrolling, claiming to control the awaiting trial at the hearing, but they have already done so!"
"This is simply too much bullying. There is no such thing as slander! Is this how the school board treats heroes who have just returned from the battlefield?"
"We must let the investigation team give an explanation. This hearing is simply unreasonable and we cannot let them succeed!"
A large number of speeches with strong emotions were like the hot water vapor that expanded when the lid of the water boiler was opened. Lu Mingfei almost fainted. He took a few steps back until he stopped at the door of the tent.
It took a while to figure out a few things.
First of all, it was revealed that the investigation team had put them under house arrest. Many students in the college had a violent emotional rebound and began to protest collectively. I don’t know if this turbulent wave has swept through the entire school. The anger was more intense than imagined.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
Secondly, the investigation team began to prepare the ground for the hearing, promoting their ambiguous and dirty deeds. Although I don’t know whether the slogans and content of the investigation team’s specific propaganda were exaggerated, but
Nowadays, almost everyone in the mainstream thinks that this is slander and slander, and is even preparing to protest. Looking at the students who are filled with indignation, it really feels like the May 4th Movement back then.
And then, and then... Damn it, you're going to condemn me, but can you please stop putting things in my hands?
Lu Mingfei looked at the tactical dagger handed over by someone in his hand, and was so frightened that he threw it away. What do you think of you looking like you are going to kill someone? Are you really a student?
Surround the school board of directors, rob the ice cellar and start an armed uprising?
"Junior brother Lu Mingfei." A junior senior student stepped forward, his eyes blazing, staring at Lu Mingfei, who was a little dull and confused, and took a deep breath.
Lu Mingfei felt bad when he saw him inhaling and clenching his hands into fists in front of his face. What was even worse was that the senior seemed to be of German descent.
"Now the situation has become urgent. The powerful are exploiting the foundation of democracy. They are arbitrarily and unreasonably digging out the gold coins symbolizing human rights from our throats. Equality and freedom have been trampled on. The hearing is the straw on the hump."
The third senior’s words are sharp, logical and contagious. “I think we now need to unify the powerful voices of all the indignant students. We need a leader with leadership qualities, a horn of charge, and a wave on the scorched earth.”
Bearer of the red flag, I wonder if you are willing to step forward and lead us to win this war between the lower class and the upper class!"
Lu Mingfei's whole body went numb looking at the junior senior with revolutionary flames burning in his eyes. Everyone around him fell silent and stared at Lu Mingfei closely, listening to the senior's accusation.
The atmosphere began to escalate. It seemed that as long as Lu Mingfei in front of everyone nodded and said hello, he
This group of people immediately went to find the investigation team to fight for their lives!
Xia Mi dug his head out of the tent. When he saw this scene when he came in, his head immediately got big. He wanted to quietly pull Lu Mingfei back to the tent, but was blocked by several students behind him.
How could a freshman girl go up against the seniors who were sophomores and juniors? Xia Mi could only humbly hide her head back in the tent, leaving a helpless look on Lu Mingfei.
I told you not to go out. Now you're fine. Are you being held up?
"I think this is something, how should I put it... What does Lin Nian think?" Lu Mingfei decided not to support Lin Nian in anything. If he really wanted to make a revolution, he would at best be a tea and water server, someone who could board a boat.
No matter what, he is the best among people, so he can just stay by the lake as a lookout for the big guys.
"What we need is your voice." The junior student inexplicably avoided talking about Lin Nian, put his hands on Lu Mingfei's shoulders, and looked at each other affectionately.
Lu Mingfei started to sweat. His head was confused, because although he roughly knew the situation, it did not mean that he could handle the situation. As soon as you woke up and went out to stretch, someone would stuff something into your arms.
My son, he patted you on the shoulder and said, "If you die now, you will die, if you have a great plan, you will die. If you wait for death, the country will die!" Then he will pull you and start firing the first shot of the revolution.
This is going to fucking kill him.
Just when Lu Mingfei was almost being forced to say "すごい(sugoi)", he suddenly heard a familiar voice from outside the crowd:
"Get out of the way."
He didn't speak loudly, but these two words were like magic, instantly bringing the atmosphere down to freezing point.
This group of enthusiastic students who seemed unable to hear anyone fell into dead silence for an instant, and then took the initiative to part ways. Lu Mingfei took a quick look at Lin Nian, who was walking towards the end of the road wearing a dark green school uniform with a dull expression.
Everyone suddenly became quiet when they saw Lin Nian, and the originally exciting atmosphere disappeared instantly. The paparazzi of the Information Department holding the camera did not dare to flash the spotlight. The junior senior who was pressing Lu Mingfei's shoulder was also covered in blood.
He froze and stepped aside obediently.
Lin Nian walked up to the stunned Lu Mingfei, then glanced at the dozens of students gathered around him and said, "They're all gone."
With just three words, the crowd dispersed. The seniors who shouted the loudest slogans didn't even dare to look at Lin Nian and ran away in dejection.
But this made Lu Mingfei even more confused. What happened to the rebels who dispersed when they saw that the leader of the rebels didn't fight the chickens on the spot?
"Go in and talk." Lin Nian didn't explain anything here. He just patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder and entered the tent behind.