Lin Nian remembers watching a movie called "A Million Ways to Die in the West". The name is very nonsense, but the actual content is even more nonsense. It tells the same old story. It is said that there is nothing in the background of the Western era.
The coward fell in love with the beautiful girl in the town. During the gun battle between the coward and the bully, the coward escaped. The beautiful girl was disappointed with the coward and fell in love with the rich bearded businessman in the town.
Then the thief's wife, the blonde beauty, came to the town again, picked up the coward and saw how pitiful he was and taught him how to draw a gun. In the end, the coward successfully defeated the bully and the thief, hugged the blonde beauty, and went back to herding sheep.
carefree life
If you ignore the second half and only watch the first half, when Lin Nian was watching the movie, he almost thought that the coward was called Lu Mingfei, the beautiful girl was called Chen Wenwen, and the bearded wealthy businessman was Zhao Menghua. As for the bully Lu Mingfei, there was always no shortage of bullies around him.
, Lin Nian had to be stopped and laughed at when he was distracted. Sometimes Lin Nian really thought that this guy was the reincarnation of the oiran and a man. When he saw him, he wanted to tease him twice, but he didn't know that Lu Mingfei was in the first half of the movie.
It is confirmed by his body, will the beautiful girl who saves him from the misery of decline in the second half of his life come as promised, but if that happens, who will be the strong, handsome, and wealthy gangster who appears in the end?
Lin Nian didn't know, but what he knew was that his mind was wandering. Except for the plot of the movie and a lot of things that reminded him of Lu Mingfei, he first thought of the title of this western movie "Death".
"A Million Ways to Die in the West", just because he somehow felt that his current experience could probably be made into a movie, which happened to be called "A Million Ways to Die in the Nibelung". The content
It's genuine, it's really a sudden death in various ways, and every sudden death is not the same.
Kungunir's meteor illuminates the entire section of the elevated road. He always comes with death and withering when he takes out his gun. Thunder jumps on the black trunks of the branches of the world. The wind it brings withers and yellows the ground and guardrails of the elevated road, blocking the way.
All the Deadpools in front of it howled and turned into loess and charcoal, and finally hit the Waverider in the center of the Black Shadow Tide.
Lin Nian, who was still jumping up and cutting off half of the elite Deadpool's head with a knife explosion, sensed the crisis and suddenly placed the 'Ju Yiji Monji Zong' in his hand across his heart. Unfortunately, Kungunir's hardness was far beyond that.
Ju Yiwen Zezong', stabbed this famous sword with a spear and then inserted it into Lin Nian's heart.
Lin Nian was carried backwards by Kungunil and flew out. He was suddenly inserted on the elevated road and hung on the end of the gun handle. He grabbed the gun barrel that passed through his chest with both hands until his strength was gone
Little by little, it slipped from the end of the gun barrel. He watched helplessly as the fragments of his heart remained on Kungunir's gun body little by little, and he lay down in the cold rain and fell into eternal sleep.
On the elevated road, more black figures climbed up from under the bridge and onto the bridge deck, chanting the glorious name of God in unison and surrounding them. Desire and joy surged on the white faces of the dead, and the iron surface reflected the fresh flesh on the ground.
When a blood feast was about to begin, someone shouted CUT.
“CUT!”
As the shouts rang out, everything in the Nibelung was suspended. Deadpool's joy was frozen on his face, the rain was frozen in the air, and the gods maintained their beautiful spear-throwing movements like ancient Greek statues.
Sitting on the guardrail of the elevated road, the blond girl wearing a hat and holding a loudspeaker put down the laptop on her lap. She jumped off the guardrail and walked into the elevated road without saying a word. She looked sad and angry at her misfortune.
Crucified boy on the ground.
As she entered the scene, all the tragedies that had happened began to be recalled. Kungunir seemed to be pulled by a "thread" and poured back into the hands of the gods. Countless deadpools' chopped heads were pieced together.
I walked backwards to the original place, the rainwater flowed back into the sky from the puddles, and the knife marks on the elevated road returned to the way they looked when they were brand new.
I don’t know how many times this scene has happened. At least Lin Nian, who was getting up from the ground, couldn’t remember it. He boasted that he had a good memory, but of course he wouldn’t know the answer to something he hadn’t memorized since the beginning.
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“Can you be faster next time?”
On the ground, Lin Nian covered his heart, which began to heal rapidly, and opened his eyes. There was still the hollow coolness that had been pierced by Kungunir. That feeling was almost as if it would swallow you up in the coldness of the rainstorm. Just thinking about it made people feel sad.
A chill ran down my spine.
"How can you improve your memory if you don't suffer a loss?" The girl with long blond hair wearing a baseball cap glared at him, "Also, are you a pig? Pigs are much smarter than you, right? How many deaths are there?
Are you back? A pig can learn how to turn around in a circle, but you are still being put through a gourd here."
Lin Nian got up and was all wet, like a little tiger that had stepped on the air and been thrown into the water. He was scolded and scolded, and he felt that he was wrong, so he didn't dare to talk back and just stood there while being scolded.
"I told you to use Fu Sheng as much as possible to kill people, and don't use Time Zero or Setsuna. Why don't you listen? Every time you start well, when more than three deadpools pounce on you, you start to use Setsuna to cut. As long as you are happy with it.
Forget about Odin's lock. Every time you are stabbed by Kungunir, it looks like a post-modern work of art. Should I praise you for your artistic death?"
“Those dead waiters just blocked my view”
"You don't know how to use Fu Sheng to distance yourself? What is the most important thing in a battle? Have you forgotten what Cassel Academy teaches? Grasp the overall situation, grasp the overall situation. If you have to rush into the crowd and kill the monsters with a knife, what is the use of your brain?
, is it used to kill people? Why didn’t I see you take out the brain and paste it on Odin’s face?”
Maybe it was due to an illusion, but Lin Nian felt that the girl in front of him had become so skilled the more times she scolded him. She didn't even use curse words when scolding him, but she always spoke to him submissively.
The person who could train him to this point was named Lin Xian, and now there was a blond girl.
"Okay, okay, let's do it again." Lin Nian wanted to plug his ears with his fingers, but this seemed too childish. He could only listen to the blond girl's chatter and hold the chrysanthemum in his hand.
"Going back to the original position, the knife was given by the blonde girl. It feels as good as burning butter on the blade. In reality, it is considered a top-notch alchemical knife. It's a pity that it can only be played here."
The blond girl opened her mouth unfinished, and wanted to say something else, but she stopped when she saw Lin Nian's malicious glare. She pulled up the brim of her hat indifferently, whistled, and ran back to the guardrail to pick up her laptop.
There was actually an old Vin Diesel movie "The Man with a Thousand Faces" from 1995 playing on the computer screen. As she pressed the play button, everything that had been paused in the Nibelungen began to proceed at a normal speed.
The dangerous elite deadpool rushed towards Lin Nian sideways, cutting off the claws at a speed of 200m/s countless times, and then swung it away as before, grabbing a pot on the concrete ground of the elevated road.
Big pit.
Lin Nian, who had moved behind him at some point, had a dangerous golden look in his eyes. He cut off his neck with a knife, and his head with the iron mask rolled out dozens of meters and fell to the bridge deck of the viaduct.
Three Deadpools came from the front, back, and left. In the rainy night without the lighting of thunder, their black cloaks were the best protective color. There was no sound when they cut through the rain to attack, but Lin Nian had already remembered it.
Knowing their attack methods and rhythm, after taking a breath, Fusheng Yanling launched with difficulty.
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At 0.1 seconds, Lin Nian appeared behind the first Deadpool, and at 0.2 seconds into the moment, he swung a knife and chopped off half of his head.
0.4 seconds later, Lin Nian appeared behind the second Deadpool ten meters away and cut it in half with a knife.
0.7 seconds later, Lin Nian stabbed the last Deadpool into the heart, turned the knife and smashed it into pieces before pulling it out.
Overall, within a span of 0.7 seconds, the three deadpools died by beheading, beheading, and chest rupture respectively. The visual effects were particularly gorgeous, and the shadow of Lin Nian appearing three times was so ghostly that it made people feel chills all over.
It's still not fast enough. Excluding the interval between swings of the sword, the interval between his single activation of Fusheng is 0.1 seconds, which means he activates it ten times in one second.
You must know that the blonde girl used his body to achieve the feat of a thousand cuts in one second. Compared to the cool, cool, cool blonde girl, now he is simply toddling in a babbling way.
The speed can't be matched even by the instant. After all, if you use the instant to kill people, you need to rush and swing the knife, but Fusheng only needs the process of swinging the knife and activating it. The two are completely different concepts in terms of killing efficiency.
“Very good! Keep it up!” The blond girl applauded loudly and cheered.
One after another, the black shadows climbed up from under the viaduct. It was only under this situation that Lin Nian knew how many Deadpools were hidden under the viaduct that day. It was like stabbing an ant's nest and one group after another went out.
Surge! This Nibelungen is basically the base camp that Odin has run for countless years. There are so many troops inside that he wonders if this guy is planning to declare war on the entire human world one day?
But fortunately, apart from Odin, the only one who appears in the Nibelung is Deadpool. Although the number is outrageous, the strength is limited. The B2 bomber can blow to pieces all the Deadpools on the entire elevated road in one round.
, this made Lin Nian feel a little more at ease.
But Lin Nian, who now has no bomber support, is already having a hard time dealing with this group of deadpools. He still has to use his special moment as little as possible.
After dying hundreds of times, Lin Nian has figured out the ways of Fusheng, but when it comes to complete control,
"Here it comes! The big one is coming!" the blonde girl slammed her hand on the guardrail to remind loudly.
Lin Nian, who was surrounded by eight deadlies, was squeezed to the extreme by the fusheng that was about to be launched. At this moment, he was reminded and suddenly turned his head to look in the direction of Odin. As expected, the action of throwing the gun like drawing a bow was already done.
The 'line' of sight was also aimed at him.
Lock.
“Oh, it really turned out to be a pig.” The blond girl sighed, lowered her head and continued watching the movie.
"Depend on!"
Among the deadpools, Lin Nian couldn't bear to curse. After being locked, even if he backtracked, Kungunir would have to go through the gourd once. The real meaning of backtracking was to prevent the opponent from locking him at all. Unfortunately, it was too late now and he could only be furious.
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With his blood boiling, Lin Nian directly gave up the eight scheduled retrace points, opened the seventh level and instantly flew away the heads of all the deadpools around him with a knife, and rushed straight towards Odin while the black and red roses were blooming!
Kungunir was thrown out, and the rain shook the shroud-like arm into pieces. At the moment when Lin Nian was sprinting towards him with the thunder gun, the floating life was activated, and Lin Nian went back to the ground where he jumped.
Kungunir passed through the visual afterimage left by him in mid-air and continued to fly towards him on the ground. At this time, he canceled the retracement and returned to the origin in mid-air, and continued to rush towards Odin who was close at hand with kinetic energy.
Passed by!
"Not bad, I have an idea." The blond girl on the guardrail shook her eyebrows, "Although it's still useless."
The murderous intent increased behind Lin Nian. Kungunil, who had been tricked by the retrospection, flew backwards like a meteor. Once locked, he could not avoid this shot even if he fled to the ends of the earth.
However, Lin Nian never thought about dodging this shot. His purpose was very simple. Even before death came, he would give Odin, a professional bastard who wears sugar-coated haws, a knife!
Your Kungunir is still flying behind me this time. What are you using to block this sword?
Lin Nian jumped over Odin’s head and surpassed the top of the throne. The lion appeared and slashed him violently with a sword!
The field is expanded and opened.
At this moment, Lin Nian was suddenly stunned when he sensed the expanding realm of Odin. He had very few face-to-face confrontations with Odin, almost limited to the one on the elevated road in reality. The ending was that he was pierced by Kungunir.
Neither the body nor the other party 'locked' on him.
At that time, his head was only filled with anger and murderous intent, and he ignored many details. Now that they were fighting again in a dream, his mind was clear and calm, but he suddenly felt something from this god that he had never noticed before.
details.
How did those meteors catch up with him after he escaped from the suppression of the 'King Realm'? At the seventh level of the Composite Realm, even a pure-blood dragon would avoid his speed. How did Odin aim every shot?
Hit yourself?
And now the realm that he was very familiar with opened up by the gods on the throne, which answered all his confusions.
Yan Ling·Time Zero.
"You are." Before Lin Nian's sword was cut down or his words came out, Kungunir's speed skyrocketed, accelerating to an unimaginable speed in Odin's domain, piercing Lin Nian's heart and taking him to the direction.
Gone in the darkness under the viaduct.
The blonde girl wearing a baseball cap on the guardrail raised her eyebrows and smiled at the god in the rainy night: "Have you finally noticed?"