The "Jack of all trades" among the seven dwarfs put on his hood and whistled as he walked out of the employee toilet. In Disneyland, in order to ensure the perception of tourists, each cartoon character has its own personality and habits, and their actors
These characteristics also need to be completely restored, otherwise wages will be deducted.
...After all, it is well known that princesses and cartoon characters do not need to go to the toilet, so when they want to be convenient, they have to choose the employee toilet in the corner. If the children who are too involved in the drama see Donald Duck take off his own head
Yes, it has left a lifelong shadow. Parents are enough to sue Disneyland to court.
After leaving the employee restroom, "Wan Shitong" walked to the door of the roller coaster with a relaxed look and was about to go back to the main team, but before he had taken a few steps, he suddenly stopped, and the entire doll froze in place in astonishment.
I looked at another "know-it-all" walking towards me not far away.
This strange scene made many passersby notice this, and they stood there blankly watching this strange scene. The two "know-it-alls" were stagnant in place, as if looking in a mirror, you looked at me and I looked at you, their movements
They are almost all the same, as if they are performing some kind of impromptu show.
Realizing that people were starting to gather around him one after another, the genuine "Wanshitong" felt a little bit in his heart. What was going on? Impromptu program? There was no notice in the park! He looked at the dwarf not far away for a while, and both sides looked at each other.
He was motionless, frozen in place like a statue. Maybe the other party was as shocked as himself?
Although the "Jack of All Trades" he plays is the boss of the dwarfs, he is only a fourth- and fifth-tier cartoon character. When tourists see Snow White, they all come for the princess, but who comes for the Seven Dwarfs? Why?
Maybe there is a so-called sudden "real and fake dwarfs" impromptu show?
The genuine "Wan Shitong" tentatively moved a step to the left, and then he found that the pirated "Wan Shitong" on the opposite side also moved a step to the left. He suddenly jumped, and the other side also jumped. This move made the tourists laugh loudly.
Laughing. The actor who was sweating in the doll's holster could only continue acting according to his normal reaction, and began to approach the pirated "Jack of all trades". The other party also walked towards him, with exactly the same movements and expressions...
"The dwarf on the right is real, it's shorter!" A child among the tourists suddenly jumped up and pointed at the pirated "Know-It-All" on the right as if he had discovered something and exclaimed.
Only then did everyone realize that the dwarf on the right is indeed much shorter. If the dwarf on the left is 1.6 meters tall, the dwarf on the right is only 1.4 to 1.5 meters tall. It's just the distance between them.
Because this height error was not discovered immediately.
After the child made such a statement about whether it was true or false, the slightly shorter "know-it-all" suddenly jumped up, turned around, pointed at the child, and then gave a thumbs up, probably to praise him for being smart? Then he ran towards the child at a trot.
The bewildered genuine "Knowledge of All Things" raised his hands and struck the opponent on the body.
"It's broken, I'm a substitute!"
The genuine "Jack of All Trades" was suddenly hit by the pirated "Master of All Things", but he didn't dare to fight back. If you fight each other at work, you will definitely be expelled from the park. In worse cases, you may have to go to court.
, he could only restore the animation effect, hold his head and run away in embarrassment, being chased and beaten by smaller dwarfs.
Until finally, he was forced into a corner of the crowd. Just when he was helpless and wanted to ask what the other person was going to do, the dwarf actually hugged him. He was stunned for a moment, then stiffly hugged him back, and then
He found that the pirated "Knowledge of Everything" put his arm around his shoulders and waved hello to other tourists.
The tourists applauded like thunder. The pirated "Master of All Knowledge" walked up to the child who had just pointed out the authenticity and patted his head to show encouragement. He also took an apple from the basket of the genuine "Master of All Knowledge" and handed it to him as a reward.
It's like this is a weird improv show.
Afterwards, when the genuine "Know-It-All" was confused, the pirated "Know-It-All" slapped the genuine one on the butt, and pointed at Snow White and the other six dwarfs in the distance, probably meaning that the place is left to you, you.
I continued to play, and I slipped away first. In the end, the genuine "know-it-all" could only watch blankly as the pirated version of himself wandered towards the employee lounge.
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The pirated version of "Everything Knows" entered the employee lounge, locked the door after checking that no one was around, and took off the hood to reveal the sweaty petite woman inside. Her face did not show much emotion due to the heat, and her ears
Wearing the headset, he said, "You're not revealing your secrets, right?"
"No secrets were revealed. Your improvisation was great. Miss Know-It-All, have you considered finding a job at Disneyland after being laid off? You are a professional at playing dwarfs." A neutral voice sounded in the headset, with a hint of teasing in his tone.
, it seemed that everything that happened in the garden just now was seen by her.
"I have reason to suspect that you are maliciously slandering my height. If so, I will complain to the superiors." Paco took off his dwarf costume and jumped out deftly, with talcum powder all over his naked petite body.
With white marks on her face, she skillfully took out the hat and employee uniform that she had prepared long ago from the employee's drawer and put them on.
"Complaining to the 'Emperor' just for this matter? Come on, we have been friends for so long, can't we joke with you in good faith?" the neutral voice said casually.
"Do your duty well, wonderpus. Although you did a good job last time, it doesn't mean you are slacking on your work now." Paco adjusted the brim of his hat in the mirror to make sure that he would not be recognized by anyone.
"It's not easy for us, okay? You went all out to prepare a perfect Tokyo trip for the prince, and you wore a doll costume and gave apples to the empress to quench her thirst. I also lay on the top of the castle to bask in the sun, always watching to see if anyone would be interested in the prince.
A group of people are up to no good, and today we have all become real maids, serving tea and water." Wonderpus chewed gum and said, "If it were normal, I should be shooting heads in Syria or Afghanistan, but now I am at Disneyland
I was basking in the sun at the paradise, but luckily I brought a bottle of sunscreen before I went out, otherwise I would have turned into an ugly duckling when I went back."
"Always pay attention to the situation of the prince and his party, and report to me in time if there is any situation." Paco held down the headset to tune in and began to give orders on the public channel. "Apple can only temporarily quench her thirst. What she wants is water. The whole roller coaster process takes five minutes.
I need to see you resolve this within five minutes without her becoming suspicious."
"roger, in five minutes the free cold drink stand will be pushed from area 118 to the entrance of the roller coaster door."
"roger, we are clearing the line from area 118 to the roller coaster."
"roger, the cold drinks have been loaded onto the park car and are being transported."
...
In the headset, countless voices sounded suddenly, in an orderly manner, without any chaos.
There is an entire private team hidden in the public channel. I don’t know when there was a service team of hundreds of people hiding in Disneyland. They are all people who have been bribed with huge sums of money, or they are secretly working.
Actors, or vendors selling snacks at stalls, or even pretending to be tourists, accept orders from the main desk anytime and anywhere to meet all requirements as circumstances arise.
"Be careful not to let your people get too close to the queen, and act more natural. Even on the roller coaster, the prince is always paying attention to her position. If the prince wants to, he can reach her in an instant." Wonderpus reminded.
"The cold drink stall will be pushed along the road, and many people will drink from it, so it will not arouse the prince's suspicion." Paco said lightly, "As long as you don't do things with the intention of doing bad things, it is difficult to really arouse his suspicion.
Realize, after all, we really didn’t do anything bad.”
"But then again... we seem to have never called "her" uniformly. I remember that I always called her "Niangniang", and you always used "she" instead. The little girl Mandy called her
It seems like it's the 'big guy', I've always felt that it's a bit weird that everyone keeps going their own way, and I've never been quite sure what the 'Emperor''s attitude towards 'her' is." Wonderpus said suddenly.
"You don't need to care about what 'her' is called, and don't deliberately inquire about 'her'. Just do your own job." Paco replied coldly.
"Want to be a maid? Okay, okay." Wonderpus sighed, "Oh my God, I understand the meaning of the Chinese saying "Along with you is like a tiger." This tiger is basically a spring tiger...
.”
"Stop talking nonsense, monitor the surrounding situation, and report any suspicious persons as soon as possible. If the other party makes any dangerous moves, kill them on the spot without asking for instructions." Paco said calmly, "Although the Japanese branch has stopped many colonels.
They are spies from the board of directors, but some of them are still following them. The motives of these people are no more pure than ours, and it is difficult to guess what they will do."
"In short, we just want to stop them before they do bad things and prevent them from appearing in the prince's sight." Wonderpus said, "Make sure this trip is happy and happy... isn't this what we have been doing now?"
"Of course, there can also be some drama appropriately to enhance the sense of recall." Paco paused and said.
"Do you feel a sense of memory..." At the top of the castle, under the sun, Wonderpus gently turned the scope of his sniper rifle and looked at the track at the highest point of the roller coaster. The minecart quickly passed by, and the figures of the boy and girl on it flashed.
And passed away, only the golden tail left in the air could be seen, "Do you think the 'Emperor's' plan is really effective? I always feel that this plan is a bit childish..."
"This is His order, so it must be effective." Paco said, "Every action He takes has its own meaning. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to implement it."
"Because every time we try, we will fail, right..." Wonderpus sighed softly, as if he remembered something and stopped talking. He turned the gun and looked at the door of the roller coaster, where the black-haired girl was gnawing on an apple and trotting towards it.
At the cold drink stand, I hurriedly picked up three drinks and rushed to the exit of the roller coaster.